Dan Schneider

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A TV producer with "unique"... tastes.

Dan The Foot Man[edit | edit source]

Dan Schneider produced several live-action shows for kids' channel Nickelodeon, most of which starred underage actors. What's more than that, these show would often have episodes where the characters would end in bizarre, fetishistic situation, most often showing the underage actress' feet in some way.

During the production of Zoey101, the main actress at one point was pregnant so they had to hide this fact with ads.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Now Dan is seeking the power to shut down any one who could reveal his sins, and has decided to take over TFR and become powerful enough to control all underage actor media.

Episode 7

To start, Dan gets his old actor Drake Bell to talk to management about him by giving him a call and using mental triggers he had set up years in advance. He fights against him in a match he had no intentions of losing, using all the trauma he caused on Drake, and even bribes Black Ref to ensure his win.

Episode 8

In a Money In The Bank match, Dan somehow manages to instantly win completely unimpeded probably using some TV trick. Thankfully, the timeline gets rewinded to avoid this catastrophic future, and a good man like Kotomine Kirei won it instead.

Episode 9

Using his connections, Dan manages to insert himself into the championship match, claiming that he absolutely should have won that case.

He pinned Maximillion Pegasus, winning the title to everybody's horror. Really, who'd want Dan "The Kindergarten Terror" Schneider as their champion?

TFR/Off-Season 3[edit | edit source]

During a house show (the kind where tons of children assist) after he defeated some flippy stuntsman, Kotomine Kirei suddenly shows up to cash in his case, taking the title away from the nightmare of child actors. But, is this really a better outcome?

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

Enraged after being stolen from like that, Dan contacts everyone he's got; you don't mess with Dan "The Child Screwer" Schneider. However, dealing with Kojima might be more bothersome than he believes, but it may also prove valuable to someone connected to acting such as him.

Episode 3

Dan enters the tournament for the /v/ Title contendership and faces against one of Kojima's latest hires, being defeated.

Episode 6

Next, looking for some extra bribe and slave buying money, he fights for the million dollar championship, but is defeated by some gook.

Episode 9

He faces against all other contenders for the title in a chance to raise to #1, but a cop defeats a big guy for it instead.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

With Kojima gone to push him into matches for the title and the new GM being unmoving to his ways, Dan has little reason to participate in matches rather than getting his way backstage.

Episode 5

Joins a complex match with a complex win.

Episode 7

Gets suddenly assaulted by an irate Haze Stratos, but being an inexperienced twink compared to Dan's sturdy figure, Dan easily fends off his attempt at his life.

He would use his connections to eventually get rid of him to somewhere that won't have him being a problem any more.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

With nothing in his way anymore, Dan begins scheming with certain people a nefarious plan to take over TFR itself and have all the access to underage wrestling fans he could ever desire.

Episode 2

Participates in an Elimination Chamber to gauge how much people may know of their plans.

Episode 3

When things are set in motion, Dan reunites with the rest of the rioting wrestlers to initiate the "Backstage Uprising" lead by BANS. He responds Demaro's question about security by stating that it has been pretty light ever since Security Guard Joe, who stopped him from bringing "special friends" backstage, was killed and replaced.

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

Osama bin Laden and 1337 Crew prepare the bombs that Big Smoke and CJ set up which incapacitates over half the Locker Room.

Big Smoke, CJ, Dan Schneider & Hisoka are clearing the way to the GM Office for other rioters when Sakakura Juzo blocks the path, but they just ignore and walk past as Hisoka intercepts him. The rioters show up and make their demands against the cornered Hideo, making their desires known and booking their own matches. When Kirei asks who shall be the ones to stay behind in the office and keep control while the others participate in their matches, Big Smoke and CJ offer themselves, as well as Necrodancer and Sandro since they want to meet the production team and introduce them to some power liches. Kirei and the King of Hell meanwhile will stay in the security room overseeing everything.

The rioters show up and make their demands against the cornered Hideo. Dan demands a "special" fight, and fights a barefoot Suguri, overpowering her and probably worse...

He left with the rest of the rioters when Rumble-17 was about to reach it's critical moment.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

12 years in the future, no one has seen Dan in a while, most people thinking (and hoping) he died. But in the TV World, Haze still hopes to someday get his way with him...

Episode 8

Richtofen finds Dan's old limo...

Episode 11

Haze learns from Jerry Lawler that Dan is in his same circle and is able to track down his location.

Episode 12[edit | edit source]

Extra, Haze, and Drake watch Nick

Haze & Extra are finally able to find Dan, who explains that he found the TV World and escaped into it when he was near death in the real world. As a TV producer, he has full knowledge of how everything works, and set up their storylines. In this world, he was a god who wouldn't age, and could enjoy young girls forever.

Haze triest to defeat him, but as he said, he is a god and Haze loses. Using all their "Job in Cutscene" power they learned, they defeat the master of the TV World, killing him.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

A heinous man who desires feet, and has dark motives...

Episode 1

Chris Redfield questions the driver of the van in the backstage who is Dan "Man With A Van" Schneider. He gets a pure strike and tells him that Wesker must be in his office.

Episode 4

After Redfield wanders into Dan's Van following someone who had The Case, he unknowingly enters Dan's realm. Now in his domain, which spans an entire dungeon, Dan is the one catching Chris off-guard this time, and puts him to sleep.

Episode 7

While discussing his latest haul of feet pics from taking tying a victim into his van with his partner Van, Date Kaname bursts through a nearby door soon followed by Piers Nivans.

Episode 8

Defeated, Date and Piers are about to suffer the full power of Man With The Van's 300 bucks course for free, but Chris shows up and they flee into Dan's Van.

Episode 11

After fleeing, they reunite on their center of operations with their leader Heavyweight only to find out they've been cut from the Shimano Family's connections, and soon enough Redfield, Nivans and Date arrive. Heavyweight orders his men to go all out, while Date tries to hold him down.

Chris and Piers stop his henchmen, but Heavyweight is able to use his stocky build to go over Date. However, having exerted all resistance that he could, Heavyweight gives up since they don't even have a reason to fight anymore. Chris breaks into a rage and punches him while asking incoherent questions like if they've dealt with any strange material lately (which Date is very interested about), but Piers gets him to calm down, and Chris offers him a deal: If he reveals information about the steel case, he won't be in the same cell as the 7 criminals from the night of 1992; Heavyweight however never saw any cases, and Shimano would have taken it from him even if he had it. Heavyweight tries to escape prison, but Ooishi arrives by a myriad of police officers and takes him to the station, while Katsuya stays and gathers witness testimonies.

Episode Extra

While the SWAT Captain is attempting to arrest Dan Schneider, HUNK intercepts him since Dan paid him a hefty fee.

TFR/Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

Episode 7

Becomes Main Event title #1 Contender.

TFR/Season 8[edit | edit source]

On the run and taking the fall for the crimes of the underground ring, blacklisted from both TV and wrestling, Dan's life has lost all its glamour from its golden days and has become nothing but miserable. But a well-connected TV producer's power never goes away, and someday he'll inflict the suffering back and regain his underage feetsies privileges.

Episode 6

After teaching that martial arts brat who accompanied Kyle Hyde a lesson, Gene, Bolo and Dan help themselves to what's left of Ja/ck/'s rations. Eventually, after a full day of not showing up Kyle appears, with Gene and Bolo ready to welcome him after thinking for once he had 'gotten a clue' and abandoned the place, but Kyle doesn't care about the two bozos and ask for their third member. And to think Gene was feeling generous enough to have some mercy on him, if it's like that, then he calls out... Dan Schneider. The ground shakes as Dan comes to meet the man who ended their jobs; blacklisted from not just the TV industry, but also Pro Wrestling because of a stupid porno mag trafficking ring... taking the fall and fighting for his everyday life while Van is still out there on TV... thanks to the TFR vs. BCW shockwaves all alternative promotions either closed down or became "whitewashed" and scrutinized their roster from everything that could look bad... obviously including Dan. A real sob story, but Kyle tells him a criminal ought to at least take responsibility instead of blaming others for being let go. Dan shuts Kyle up, chanting that he did nothing wrong, and begins screaming about feet as he goes mad into a berserk rage, Kyle finally understanding what Koga meant and feeling an unfathomable power surging from him. Just as Gene and Bolo are about to gang on him, Koga's master, Rean Schwarzer, arrives from giving a nearby girl "private lessons", and decides to fulfill his promise to Koga. Since Dan is busy, thought, seems that he'll have to hold back on Gene and Bolo, haha... Dan screams even harder about feet as Kyle takes him on!

Almost impossible to believe... Kyle defeated Dan (powered down by him not being barefoot), and Rean thoroughly headpats Gene and Bolo, who decide to all retreat this once.

Episode 7

For once Kyle arrives at Jack's without trouble in sight and gets to ask for a table for himself and Chai, when suddenly a message... from Jack, who is right in front of him... and behind him appear the three delinquents he's used to dealing with. Chai asks if he knows them, and the group proudly proclaims they beat his ass black and blue several times, leaving out the time he won because they control the narrative. As Dan psyches himself into his feetserker rage, Kyle quickly tells the anxious Chai he better know how to defend himself, when Mechazawa appears out of nowhere to even the odds. Gene can't believe he's able to keep pulling these randomly-generated jobbers out nowhere and Bolo says they'll crush them anyway, but as Mechazawa tells his allies to believe in their own strength, the group becomes truly fired up.

That's two in a row, even if Gene and Bolo think they're still ahead, that's twice they failed. Dan makes up that they just got caught off-guard, which Kyle nonchalantly likens to how he lied to the children in his van about his "free candy", but Dan digs his hole further by stating that he DID give them candy in exchange for feet pics... and collapses. Gene and Bolo start dragging him away due to "feetsies abstinence", and Bolo says he won't be so smug when they bring their leader, which Kyle likens to the "King of Pussies".

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Molesting and impregnating several child actresses.
  • Bribing Black Ref to his Contract match.
  • Managed to win a ladder match so quickly that OP Raidou erased it from history.
  • Broke several child actors mentally.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Drake Bell Win
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
For: TFR Contract

Note: Paid B. Ref to ignore Drake's pin

Money In The Bank Rance, Dan Schneider, Drake, /v/-tan, V, Van Darkholme, Raidou Kuzunoha, Kotomine Kirei Win Note: Not even 5 minutes into the match, Dan got the case without anyone interfering.
W1 L1 0
1 0 P
Note: Raidou summoned Mandom to save the timeline.
Maximillion Pegasus(Champion), Dan Schneider, Chris Redfield Win
W2 L1 1
2 0 P

For Title: /v/

Johnny Knoxville Win
W3 L1 2
3 0 P
W2 L0 2
2 0 P
Note: At the end Kirei Kotomine suddenly cashed in.
MITB Cash-In Kirei Kotomine Lose
W3 L2 1
3 1 P
W2 L1 1
2 1 P
For Title: /v/
Note: Kirei's cashing in turned the original non-canon match, canon.
Char Aznable Lose
W3 L3 0
3 2 P
W2 L2 0
2 2 P
「/v/ Contendership Tournament」

Note: Appeared as sitting on the floor because the limo didn't load after teleporting, as he became stronger.

Dan Schneider, Sam Hyde, ZUN Lose
W3 L4 -1
3 2 P
For Title: Million Dollar #1 Contender
NON-CANON? Extra, HUNK, Senator Armstrong, Raiden, Maximillion Pegasus, Dan Schneider, Kirei Kotomine, Johnny Knoxville Lose 「Twilight of the Battlers' Mind」
Game: WWE 2K19
Char AznableDan SchneiderTommy WiseauKaname DateDuke NukemBane Lose
W3 L5 -2
3 2 P
For: Top Contenders Qualify
Royal Rumble
  1. The Prince
  2. Chris Redfield
  3. Duke Nukem
  4. Leon S. Kennedy
  5. Cole Quinn
  6. Manny Pardo
  7. Senator Armstrong
  8. Kazuhira Miller
  9. The Demon of Debt
  10. La Parka
  11. Joshua Graham
  12. Nero
  13. Kyle Hyde
  14. Sam Hyde
  15. Winnie the Pooh
  16. King of Ingurland
  17. Dan Schneider
  18. V
  19. Kaname Date
  20. Char Aznable
  21. Maximillion Pegasus
  22. Drake Bell
  23. Phoenix Wright
  24. Reviewbrah
  25. Terry Davis
  26. Extra
  27. HUNK
  28. Kazuma Kiryu
  29. Max Payne
  30. Goro Majima
Lose Christmas Special
Game: WWE 2K20
Dan Schneider, Boomer, Tatsuya Suou, Vergil, Robert, G-Man, Ichiban Kasuga, Sweet Tooth Lose
W3 L6 -3
3 3 P
Haze Stratos Win
W4 L6 -2
4 3 P
W3 L2 1
3 2 P
Note: Haze had an outburst of anger after losing and punched the ref after chasing Dan out of the ring.
The Fetishists: Extra & Dan Schneider

The Misery Masters: Drake Bell & Dimitri Blaiddyd

Lose Game: WWE 2K20

Note: Dimitri got up and jumped into the ring with 0.1 seconds before the ref's count reached 10, leaving no time for Dan to even attempt to get in.

Elimination Chamber Nero, Demi-fiend, Kasuga Ichiban, Hellcarder, Dan Schneider, Punished Yu Lose
W4 L7 -3
4 4 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contendership
Suguri Win
W5 L7 -2
5 4 P
W4 L2 2
4 2 P
Note: Suguri had to fight barefoot
Extreme Rules
2/3 Falls
Haze Stratos Win
W6 L7 -1
7 4 P
W5 L2 3
5 2 P
Elimination Chamber
  1. #4 Donte
  2. #3 Dan Schneider
  3. #5 Zeke Yeager
  4. #6 Big Smoke
  5. #1 Shoji Shingo
  6. #2 Serge
Lose Rokkenjimania II
Royal Rumble
S6E15.5§#The Rokkenjima Rumble - Prelude to The Golden Land
Full List
Elimination Chamber
  1. Drake Bell
  2. Dan Schneider
  3. V
  4. Cole Quinn
  5. HUNK
  6. The Prince of Persia
Royal Rumble
  1. Angry Video Game Nerd
  2. Louis
  3. Hachijo Tohya
  4. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  5. Hazama Masayoshi
  6. This Man
  7. Terry Davis
  8. Drake Bell
  9. Kino Punch
  10. Dan Schneider
  11. Pink Gril
  12. Agent 6 Gorillion
  13. Garcian Smith
  14. Agent 47
  15. Extra
  16. Big Knife Manju
  17. Ushiromiya Battler
  18. Phosphophyllite
  19. Travis Touchdown
  20. Ilya Kuvshinov
  21. The Prince of Persia
  22. Date Kaname
  23. Nagisa Kaworu
  24. Tony Hawk
  25. Triple H '01
  26. Majima Goro
  27. Andrew Dobson
  28. H. P. Lovecraft
  29. Kiryu Kazuma
  30. The Demon of Debt
Lose Elimination #10
Bevi, Dan Schneider, Rance

Jayden, Max Payne, Haze Stratos

Extreme Rules
Apollo Justice, Dan Schneider, Third Carlos, Van Darkholme, Mastema Win For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
Majima Goro Win
W7 L7 0
7 4 P
W6 L2 4
5 2 P
For Title: Literal Jobber

Note: Count-out; title not exchanged.

No-DQ Lose
W7 L8 -1
7 5 P
W6 L3 3
5 3 P
For Title: Literal Jobber
Royal Rumble
Full List
Falls Count Anywhere Chris Redfield Lose
W7 L9 -2
7 6 P
W6 L4 2
5 4 P
Tornado-Tag Man With The Van

Piers Nivans & Date Kaname

W8 L9 -1
7 6 P
Chris Redfield & Piers Nivans

Man With The Van

W8 L10 -2
7 7 P
Narushima Koga, Stork, Segata Sanshiro, Dan Schneider, No One Lose
W8 L11 -3
7 7 P
Royal Rumble
Full List
W8 L12 -4
7 7 P
Full List
W8 L13 -5
7 7 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
Big Shot Win
W9 L13 -4
8 7 P
W7 L4 3
6 4 P
For Title: Main Event #1 Contender
Sinbad(Champion) Win
W10 L13 -3
9 7 P
W8 L4 4
7 4 P
For Title: Strangely, the replay had a totally different ending where Sinbad won, and the title was not exchanged.
Extreme Rules
Rando Lose 「2K22 GM Mode」
Note: ★★★½
Royal Rumble
Full List
Iconic Match
Stage: North Pole
Kyle Hyde Lose
W10 L14 -4
9 8 P
W8 L5 3
7 5 P
Iconic Match
Taking What You Can — Vs. Dan Schneider of the Blacklist Brotherhood
Stage: near Jack's Steakhouse
Kyle Hyde, Chai, Mechazawa Shinichi

Dan Schneider, Gene, Bolo Reynolds

W10 L15 -5
9 8 P
Stage: near Jack's Steakhouse

Note: Count-out

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Really likes feet
  • Probably the closest thing to pure evil in TFR.
  • Originally, he was supposed to die during the timeskip of S6, but his storyline changed to jumping into TV world.
  • Daniel tiger sux
  • His sins finally got exposed thanks to "Silence on Set" documentary where it was revealed Drake Bell really was abused (by one of Dan's friends however).
    • Said the equivalent of "Yeah... sorry." to the entire thing.

Gallery[edit | edit source]