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"why are you filled with so much aggression and hatred? i'm finding it difficult to assume what you must have went through to mold you into the person posting right now." ― Coyote speaking to (You)

Wile E. Coyote, better known as just Coyote, is stone cold. Even in the face of utmost danger, he remains utterly calm and collected. Everyone believes he is the peak of neutrality, noting can faze him and nothing can anger him. And he also has magic piss-colored Satan powers.

Neutrality Incarnate[edit | edit source]

Coyote was once a simple guy with a simple goal; kill that fucking roadrunner. He failed, time and time again. In going out for a nightly drink with his friends Tom, Sylvester, Elmer, and Porky, Coyote gained Satanic powers through a ceremony. Due to his lax and calm nature, he easily adapted to them, while his friends Tom, Elmer and Sylvester would suffer due to showing more emotion, and Porky would later die from his own Satanic powers causing a witch-hunt.

Later on, Coyote would resume hunting down the Roadrunner, and eventually called the leader of the Troll Slaiyers, Shadow, to finish the job for him. After succeeding, Coyote supplied the Troll Slaiyers with resources needed for their attack on the Justin Bever concert. After saving Silver and Blaze from a group of Trolls with his fellow Neutrals, Coyote would later embark on a quest to save Elmer Fudd from the clutches of the trolls, who were planning to use Elmer to unfreeze the Man in the Ice, a previous Dragonborn. This is where he would re-encounter Demaro, who was out for Coyote's head. Coyote would engage in a fight with the demonic worshipper of destruction, lasting over several, many, a fuckton of chapters (jesus christ).

Eventually, Coyote revealed Demaro never even once had a chance against him, forcing him to unleash his greatest weapon, the unholy entity Miladox. After summoning Demaro's brother Garry and using his abilities to his advantage, Miladox was defeated and both it and Demaro were stuffed in Coyote's book, free for him to summon at any time.

Season 6[edit | edit source]

While Demaro is out there trolling the shit of other wrestlers (while he's not jobbing), Coyote is nowhere to be found since awakening his powers, not even despite the apocalypse.

Some people seem to believe that they have recently met, and spread such rumors.

Episode 16

Suddenly, when Demaro is going to have his final fight against Mario, Coyote appeared out of nowhere to finally claim the inferior Neutral as his slave. He succeeds, and takes in a new member into his book in the form of Mario as well.

Episode 17

Coyote appeared once again, having taken over both Demaro and Mario, he set his sights on taking down The Headmaster and his compatriots the Head Doctor and Harrier Du Bois. He squashes them extremely and pathetically easy, instantly burying their season-long run with his smug face.

After succeeding, he proceeded to enslave all three in his book, as well as free Nero, Vergil, and Dante from the Headmasters' erasure.

Later on, Coyote would try appear and give Tatsuya Suou power against Nyarlathotep, and asking why the Crawling Chaos was filled with so much anger and hatred, but an unseen force keeps him away as to not drawn own the final fight into several episodes focusing only him.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Hell in a Cell
Demaro Win Rokkenjimania II
Note: squashed in record time
Extreme Rules Demaro, Mario, Coyote Win
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
The Headmaster, Head Doctor, Harrier Du Bois
Coyote, Demaro, Mario
W2 L0 2
3 0 P
Royal Rumble
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Fred Jones
  3. Aniki
  4. Rando
  5. Suou Tatsuya
  6. Chris Redfield
  7. Bevi
  8. HUNK
  9. Coyote
  10. Van Darkholme
  11. Kasuga Ichiban
  12. Adol Christin
  13. Mitake Toujirou
  14. Jacket
  15. Leon S. Kennedy
  16. Kotomine Kirei
  17. Gene
  18. Ooishi Kuraudo
  19. Rean Schwarzer
  20. Second Carlos
  21. Mario
  22. Mr. BANS
  23. Agent 49
  24. Narushima Koga
  25. Aleph
  26. Haze Stratos
  27. JOKER
  28. Rance
  29. Kido Reiji
  30. Date Kaname
Lose Elimination #8
  1. Narushima Jakob
  2. Johnny Gat
  3. Suou Tatsuya
  4. Gene
  5. Geralt of Rivia
  6. Rando
  7. Kido Reiji
  8. Komaeda Nagito
  9. Jacket
  10. Adam Jensen
  11. Dutch van der Linde
  12. Kasuga Ichiban
  13. Gold
  14. Harrier Du Bois
  15. John Bradford
  16. Coyote
  17. Head Doctor
  18. Ooishi Kuraudo
  19. Maebara Keiichi
  20. Haze Stratos
  21. Narukami Yu
  22. Kuzunoha Raidou
  23. Narushima Koga
  24. Aniki
  25. Mario
  26. Chris Redfield
  27. Rance
  28. The Headmaster
  29. Aleph
  30. Extra
Lose For Title: King of Uncanon #1 Contendership

Elimination #16

Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE 2K19

Note: Season 6 save.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Coyote is completely Neutral, neither Good nor Evil. He merely is.
    • This is a problem because his smugness tends to make people mark out for him too much, derailing the story into an unending cycle of Coyote burying other talent in drawn out matches.
  • His appearance in the finale and debut in Rokkenjimania II is thanks to rumors in the audience about his eventual appearance causing it to manifest into reality.