Commissioner Gordon

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"I'm telling you, there's only one solution to this problem Chris, and it matters not if Leon consents or not..." ― Gordon, explaining to Chris his perspective of the solution to this Redfield Lineage problem
A character from DC Comics' Batman.

The Development Enforcer[edit | edit source]

Commissioner Gordon was a man born in Gotham. Congrats, Batman lives there, who the fuck cares? The real interesting thing about Gordon is that he absolutely wants Batman to do something about this man known as the Joker. While Batman did not agree to killing him, the Commissioner instead came up with a more efficient and viable solution that wouldn't require the Joker's consent.

Season 1[edit | edit source]

He was called a madman, and then later found himself where other madmans also ended up: in the ring, where he would fight multiple different people, and knew he would eventually... rape the Joker.

Episode 7

Gordon arrived quite late into the fray, but nonetheless became an important member of Team FMS in trying to help Chris Redfield solve his little impregnative issue―without the use of consent.

Episode 8

Finally, he managed to do what he had always desired, what was the best option for stopping crime... he raped the Joker. Well not quite, he didn't manage to fully rape him before he ran off backstage, but he beat him in a match and saw the terror in his eyes as he ran off, which is good enough for now. But there's always space to rape the Joker more, in due time.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

But The Joker didn't stop just after a bit of attempted rape, no. He would need much more if he were to be fixed. And Gordon is ready to deliver it anytime.

Episode 4

Beats some kid with some strange creatures he can't rape them with the tables on the way.

Episode 5

The Joker now revealed to be but some teen's magical puppet nonsense, Gordon now lies in shambles. All of this time, Joker was nothing but a mere representation of a Japanese teen's psyche, and Gordon wanted to rape it. How could all this be possible...?

Without a Joker anymore, maybe there's no longer a need for a rapist Gordon to keep fighting.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

The Dimensional Merge brings him back thinking he could rape joker in the past, but he was too late.

Soon enough he vanishes, disappointed about both never raping the joker and it's true identity.

Season 7[edit | edit source]


Gordon is a man on a mission: At any cost, he must stop The Joker from spreading his clowny chaos, and with a mandate from Batman to not use lethal force, only one option is left to deal with this bratty clown... rape correction is needed.

Episode 1

Sadly, some non-virgin got into the match as well and pinned him instead of correcting the Joker

Episode 6

Gordon should've acted sooner, but he awaited for a savior to appear... yet not Batman nor anyone else answered his cries.

Hearing of Gordon's woes of being separated from Joker after the draft, Dutch offers him to set both of their sights on infiltrating BCW, and even offers to "do" the target himself (without knowing what Gordon's actual intentions are).

Episode 7

Dutch makes the perfect plan for infiltrating BCW: wearing masks and fake names and passing as enhancement talent. He'll knock Arthur out in a match while Gordon distracts Ruber and he'll escape through the emergency exit, and then when he finds the opportunity, he'll need to get out of there, and then its off to Tahiti, and Fred can come too, Shaggy too, and also Leon (if he appears). Gordon doesn't quite get how his issue with the Joker fits in there...

Then, they reach the entrance to BCW and the plan begins...

Episode 7

"El Holandés Volador" and "El Comisario" get into BCW as enhancement talent, meeting with Okonogi Tetsurou and somehow convincing them they're legit, and while Gordon goes after Ruber in catering (to see if he's willing to rape), Dutch tries to knock out Arthur, but he couldn't defeat him with his shitty mask.

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Beat The Joker
    • Raped The Joker
    • The Joker turned out to be the abstract representation of a facet of an edgy japanese teen cop. TL;DR Gordon is gay
      • Possibly a pedophile too

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Royal Rumble
Full List
W0 L1 -1
0 0 P
Iconic Match

For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Steel Cage Escape
Ricardo Milos Lose Note: Gordon escaped.
The Joker Win
W1 L1 0
1 0 P
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
Joker Status: RAPED
Elimination Chamber Nero #1, Goro Majima #5, Fred Jones #2, Albert Wesker #6, B. Fraser Richtofen #3, Commissioner Gordon #4 Lose
W1 L2 -1
1 1 P
Iconic Match
Cucked Elimination Chamber

For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Tables Gold Win
W2 L2 0
1 1 P
W2 L0 2
1 0 P
Royal Rumble
S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble
Full List
Battle Royale Commissioner Gordon, Tom Brady, Adam Jensen, Fargoth, Sou Yaguruma, Shingo Shoji, Kenny, Jack Baker Lose
W2 L3 -1
1 1 P
Battle Royale
Garou, Commissioner Gordon, Delta, Brendan Fraser, Hagakure Yasuhiro, Tom Brady, Adachi Tohru, Shaggy Rogers Lose Rokkenjimania II
For Title: NXT #1 contender
Triple Threat
Extreme Rules
Chad, Joker, Commissioner Gordon Lose
W2 L4 -2
1 2 P

Gallery[edit | edit source]