Chosen Hunter

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"MOOOOOOOM, XCOM ARE SHITTING ON MY BEEEEEED!" ― The Chosen Hunter, as XCOM were SWATing his bedroom

One of The Chosen in XCOM 2.

NEET and Hunter[edit | edit source]

The Chosen Hunter (aka Incel Hunter, NEET Hunter, DUTCH PLEASE PLAY GAMES WITH ME) is a member of The Chosen, a special trio of human/ayylmao hybrids designed by the Elders to have special abilities. Sadly, Hunter got the shit end of the stick on top of being a fucking jobber.

TFR/Off-Season 1[edit | edit source]

The Hunter appeared and immediately established himself as the biggest jobber of The Chosen straight away, this jobbing combined with his edgy "fuck you mom i don't want to go to church" attitude resulted in chat regularly mocking him. Unlike other chosen, instead of being an actual threat to Xcom, he autistically used his grappling hook and did nothing, confirming him as an actual autist ayy.

It has since been established that The Hunter is an incel NEET who kidnaps people (notably Dutch) to force them to play video games with him, even though this is in the future surely there must be online multiplayer.

At some point, XCOM proceeded to SWAT him (read: they raided his NEETcave), grief his Minecraft server and took a shit on his bed and pissed in his xbox, with HOPEMAN himself contributing as he did the killing shot. A sad end for such a sad ayylmao.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

With their allies in The Bogdanoffs banished and their plans ruined, perhaps his masters hurried up their plans and sent him to conquer earth after much protest since he wanted to stay in space and play his new Xbox game.

Episode 1

The Chosen Hunter turned up in the TFR ring to immediately fight Komaeda, perhaps in this timeline The Chosen Hunter had a nightmare of him as an XCOM operative kicking in the door of his NEET cave and may have tried to stop it preemptively. As it turns out, Komaeda is probably better as a shooter than a wrestler because The Chosen Hunter, despite being an emaciated NEET, beat him.

Episode 3

His next match was a qualifier for /v/ Championship Belt. The opponents were a duo of fighters who were killed by his brother Warlock back in Off-Season. Richtofen, with Kirigiri supporting him. Seeing a woman in love near him pissed his incel ass off, and in his fit of rage he was promptly nailed by DG-4, sending him back to his NEETcave, with a lust for revenge.

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

Another match, another XCOM fight. This time the secondary nemesis of his NEETcave. Joshua "War Crimes" Graham. The seething incel wanted to vent after his humiliating loss, and so he did. Unfortunately, Graham was experienced in the art of war, and their fight went for quite a while. To the tunes of "Johnny Guitar", they fought in the ring, in the crowds, until the Hunter finally fell victim, seething further.


Episode 7

Komaeda demanded a test of hope, so three wrestlers showed up to kick his shit in, confirming his hope.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

With his NEETcave destroyed, he rages impotently in the ring until he can repair it.

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

Due to being bullied so hard, Hunter has decided to not come out of (what remains of) his NEETcave and play videogames all day. Rumors are he's scared of Central.

Episode 10
" ― A desperate NEET falling into despair.
After being sentenced to death by Kojima, he unleashed his pent up anger in a close bystander with blue hair.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

Comes out of his cave only for rumbles where he can't be bullied for too long.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Decides to come out of his NEETcave for a proper match other than a rumble for the first time in ages.

Episode 2

Got BTFO by Kadoya to death and turned into a card for being a major contributor to Rumble-17 in his timeline's history.

This character is Dead

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Lost 3 times to Joshua Graham in OS1
    • Also in S2 lol

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Nagito Komadea Win
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
Richtofen Lose
W1 L1 0
1 1 P
For: MITB Qualifier
Falls Count Anywhere Joshua Graham Lose
W1 L2 -1
1 2 P
Iconic Match
Ayys Must Burn
Royal Rumble
S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble
Full List
Match Wheel
Nagito Komaeda
Senator Armstrong, Chosen Hunter, Lee Everett
W2 L2 0
1 2 P
Shingo Shoji Lose
W2 L3 -1
1 3 P
W1 L3 -2
1 3 P
Royal Rumble
Full List
W2 L4 -2
1 3 P
For Title: /v/ #1#2 Contender
Royal Rumble
[...] Lose Note: Match crashed, last 4 went into a 4vs4 match.
Edward Richtofen Win
W3 L4 -1
2 3 P
W2 L3 -1
2 3 P
Note: Was supposed to fight Serge, but Richtofen knocked him out
Zeke Yeager Win
W4 L4 0
3 3 P
W3 L3 0
3 3 P
Royal Rumble
Full List
W4 L5 -1
3 3 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Central Lose
W4 L6 -2
3 4 P
W3 L4 -1
3 4 P
Royal Rumble
Entry Order
  1. Central
  2. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  3. Arthur Morgan
  4. Vergil
  5. Chosen Hunter
  6. Rando
  7. Doctor Piccolo
  8. Fargoth


NC Game: WWE 2K19

Note: Crashed, restarted next match with different orders.

Entry Order
  1. Battler Ushiromiya
  2. Shingo Shoji
  3. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  4. Rage Guy
  5. G-Man
  6. Mean Mark Calloway
  7. Rance
  8. Adam Jensen
  9. Archer
  10. Chosen Hunter
  11. Tatsuya Suou
  12. Louis
  13. Albert Wesker
  14. Rando
  15. Osama Bin Laden
  16. Vergil
  17. Van Darkholme
  18. Doctor Piccolo
  19. DELTA
  20. Arthur Morgan
Lose Game: WWE 2K19
  1. Bigfoot
  2. Gene
  3. Chosen Hunter
  4. DELTA
  5. Alucard
  6. G-Man
  7. Aniki
  8. Balthios James
  9. /v/-tan
  10. Kenny
  11. Zoomer
  12. Marco Rossi
  13. Raiden
  14. CJ
  15. Arthur Morgan
  16. Yu Narukami
  17. Shingo Shoji
  18. Tom Brady
  19. Adam Jensen
  20. Hopeman
Lose Christmas Special』
Game: WWE 2K19
Serge Lose
W4 L7 -3
3 5 P
W3 L5 -2
3 5 P
Game: 2K19

Note: One of the matches taking place in the 2K19verse before the incoming Final Impact.

Royal Rumble
  1. Fred Jones
  2. Tom Brady
  3. CJ
  4. Rance
  5. Hisoka
  6. /v/ Rage Guy
  7. Marco Rossi
  8. The Protomen
  9. Demaro
  10. Kazuhira Miller
  11. Shingo Shoji
  12. Pixy
  13. Fargoth
  14. Extra
  15. Serge
  16. Nagito Komaeda
  17. Archer
  18. Zoomer
  19. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  20. Elite Crew
  21. Zeke Yeager
  22. Tatsuya Suou
  23. Rando
  24. The Janitor
  25. Tsukasa Kadoya
  26. Travis Touchdown
  27. John Bradford
  28. Ichiban Kasuga
  29. Joshua Graham
  30. Chosen Hunter
W4 L8 -4
3 5 P
Elimination №29
Note: Allowed Janny to recover, and was eliminated along Ichiban at the end.
38-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  3. Zoomer
  4. Balthios James
  5. Shoji Shingo
  6. Aniki
  7. Van Darkholme
  8. Joshua Graham
  9. Door-kun
  10. Osama bin Laden
  11. Kazuhira Miller
  12. Tazuna Joe
  13. The Protomen
  14. The Chosen Hunter
  15. Rean Schwarzer
  16. Rance
  17. Kadoya Tsukasa
  18. Pixy
  19. John Bradford
  20. Alucard
  21. King
  22. Suou Tatsuya
  23. Boomer
  1. The Chosen Hunter
  2. Rean Schwarzer
  3. Pixy
  4. Suou Tatsuya
  5. Boomer
  6. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  7. Kasuga Ichiban
  8. Fred Jones
  9. Arthur Morgan
  10. Gene
  11. Marco Rossi
  12. Rando
  13. Serge
  14. Robert
  15. Hisoka
  16. /v/ Rage Guy
  17. Demaro
  18. Demi-fiend
  19. Komaeda Nagito
  20. Mario

W4 L9 -5
3 5 P
Elimination №22
Tsukasa Kadoya Lose
W4 L10 -6
3 6 P
W3 L6 -3
3 6 P
Note: Probably fucking died from this.
NON-CANON Edward Richtofen Win
Chosen Hunter, Rando, Manny Pardo Lose
Battle Royale
Extra, Samoa Joe, Marco Rossi, The Chosen Hunter, Elite Crew, Jeff Mangum, King of Ingurland, Abismo Negro Lose TFR's 5th Anniversary
Game: WWE 2K19