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The sole poster of /asp/.

Carter has expired.

This character died in the Death Game

If you post in /asp/ you are Carter. Everyone is Carter.

I don't fucking understand that board and seeing as the the first thread in the catalog was a guy getting fucked by a dog, and the archive fails to answer my questions and only confuses me more, I'll leave OP or anyone else to fill this up.

Quick rundown, probably written by Carter.

>works /asp/ with multiple trips
>is responsible for working the mods into making the ding-dong diddly filter
>aside from bringing in /pol/ talk, is also responsible for creating majority of /asp/ lingo
>posted CP threads regularly kayfabing and working the janny into becoming a fully fledged pedophile
>works other anons into becoming carter imposters, accusing others of being carter and convincing themselves they are carter
>worked out with balor and kendrick at planet fitness. were impressed with him
>leaves mark like chad serial killer ;^)
>is royalty on /asp/, /sp/ and /wooo/... yet is also the boogeyman
>strong masculine jaw
>had a nxt tryout in 2016. decided to stay with /asp/ despite a generous offer
>one simple comment in his true form Dean Mark !!F0v4EQGwWZW garners more (you)s and dimes than anyone to a monstrous pop
>actually courted queen yelissa, despite the fact they're actually likely cousins
>benches 500lbs
>multiple feuds with bretcuck, fartchad and others
>faked his own death and kayfabed being in jail
>absolutely btfo mmamanlets on /sp/ after conor mcmanlet was destroyed in boxing
>works /s/ by making them seethe over harmless diva threads
>works /pol/tards into a seething shoot daily
>is halflife's gman, metal gear's patriots, batman's joker, the architect from the matrix and the Illuminati of /asp/
>not uptight and scared of being a cuck works /asp/ into thinking he's jewish, black, canadian, israeli, romanian, mexican or a combination of everything
>/asp/ equivalent of combined hogan/rock/austin drawing power
>now a part time talent because he draws so many dimes, /asp/ can't contain him
>predicted ambrose would increase the 2016 Smackdown rating to a 4.00. it did. fake news says otherwise
>literal chad. actually leaves /asp/ to seek sunlight and pick up his meds
>has /asp/ eating out of the palm of his hand, and threads made about him constantly

Season 5[edit | edit source]

Was accompanying Mr. America to a special conference about wrestling after the Kojima Incident, and was trapped in the DEATH GAME in Universe 2K20 by La Parka. However, no one noticed he was trapped in it too.

Episode 1[edit | edit source]

He was selected for the non-candidate Death Rumble where the first 10 eliminated die and the winner and highest killer wins Immunity.

Episode 2[edit | edit source]

It was revealed he had taken the position of Mr. America and was punished by a deathmatch with him.

He lost and was sentenced to death.

Feats[edit | edit source]

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Notes
[S4E2] Gippo Dudee Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
☀King of the Ring Board Tournament


Note: OP made a namefag match for shit and giggles.
[S4E2] Battle Royale Char Aznable; Carter; Max Stirner; Goro Majima; V; Kazuhira Miller; Terry Davis; Joshua Graham Lose
W0 L2 -2
0 1 P

/v/ Contendership Tournament


[S5E1] Death Rumble:
  1. Max Stirner
  2. Human Holocaust
  3. Dr. Salvador
  4. Postal Dude
  5. Winnie the Pooh
  6. Brad Pitt
  7. Sam Hyde
  8. Old Man Henderson
  9. ZUN
  10. MC Ride
  11. SANS
  12. Soldier G65434-2
  13. Carter
  14. Undertaker
  15. Reviewbrah
  16. Tony Hawk
  17. Andrei Ulmeyda
  18. James Sunderland
  19. Mr. X
  20. Big Show
W0 L3 -3
0 1 P
Death Game
Elimination №: 13
[S5E2] Extreme Rules Deathmatch Mr. America Lose FINAL RECORD:
W0 L4 -4
0 2 P
Death Game

Note: This match is a punishment for Mr. America for cheating and making Carter fight instead of him during rumbles last week.

Note: Because Carter lost, he was executed off-screen.

Abilities[edit source]

High-Tier Shitposting Creating massive amounts of interference and dissention within intercommunications.