King of Ingurland
*DRUM PERCUSSION*
CAM ON
*BAM BAM*
INGERLAND
*BAM BAM*
SCOAR
*BAM BAM*
SAM FAKIN
*BAM BAM*
GAAAAAAAAALS
Tha bloody Übermensch ah' de Anglo race. Dis absolute Mad-Lad is node fer his proper worship o' de feckin-ancient sport o' FOOTY. Dis lad is de most leg-en-dary supporter av' ol' Blightly in 'istory, 'is fuv player bein' Toy-rone Nuh-gum-du, anover proper English lad.
The Admiral King of Britannia[edit | edit source]
Tee-Cee-Arr 'Eason 1[edit | edit source]
Tee-Eff-Arr 'Eason 4[edit | edit source]
Now 'es cum ter battle it oyt in Tee-Eff-Arr fer ah chance ter TAKE IT 'OME BRUV.
Episode 8
E' FECKIN DID 'ET! 'E'S TAKEN IT HOME DAH MAD CUNT!!!
Episode 9
'is incredable feat 'as made 'imself de new Kin' av Ingurlan', an' wot's more, yer man cud pure well be de reincarnashun av' 'enry VIII.
Episode 11
He woon the Money in the Bank.
Tee-Cee-Arr 'Eason 2[edit | edit source]
Tee-Eff-Arr 'Eason 5[edit | edit source]
E's stil got 'at kay-ce wit lods o' mone ta cash een any mament.
Episode 9.1[edit | edit source]
E' MOIDMAN'S FECKIN DID 'ET EGEN, 'ES CAYSHED EEN WEHN DEY LEIST SPECT'D EET.
Episode 11
'es gaht da buhlt, n' 'es stract uh deel wit 'at kee-ray tah koip eet soeif fuh oinfee-noit chippy, bruv! dat day-mee-truy guy begah talken 'bout sum fucken uh-del-garf as if kee-ray pruhmeesed, bat 'es got eet wrang. 'en 'e got relly bloody mad 'n leeft.
Episode 12
In da end, gaht da buhlt from dat kee-ray guy tah keep it soife, but da cunt neva repaid de favah. He den visoit dat nu pleece coiled un-gil mourf n' talkd wif dat noice Travis lad n' agrees ta foight fuh dah buhlt seence he luvs ah good foight. Noice lad nows 'ow tah banter, but 'es no match.
Tee-Cee-Arr 'Eason 3[edit | edit source]
Tee-Eff-Arr 'Eason 6[edit | edit source]
Pois ah shurt veeset tah 'es cuntry n' da lads.
Episode 1
Foights dat beeg guy Runduh who puts an hell o' a groit match, but 'e stil wins.
Episode 2
Voisits Runduh 'n da hospituhl 'it sum chippies tah show sam feckin ruspehct, seence es' geevun eet 'is all n' dat match. e's evun aight wit 'avin a remoitch, itd be a bloody good toime!
Episode 3
Dat lad fooken deed eet, 'es fucken 'ead set on beatin' da king. Wish 'im da bloody best, no holdin back. Moigt even go fer a chat during da Norf F.C. goime!
Episode 4
Dat spoiky lad wants ah foight egein? wot is that aboot takin' me kingdum if 'a wins? 'es got sum noice banter, roight?
Ghes naht.
Episode 6
'es been toining fer yonks, bat 'es goin' ta get da bloody kangdum back. Bat first, a noice sunk-tiund foight fer da teetul wit dat Fred lad seence 'es got 'es buhlt uhc-tiv egen.
Non-Canon
Koga manages to once again defy his stats by defeating Ingurland |
Episode 7
Dose trau-bler-shootas goin' ta help wit de kingdum roid n' to save a lad, 'ow noice 'o dem. Baht seence 'es goen on da journay, 'es putin teh teetul on de line, n' not only 'at but a wul lod of chippy n' beer 'om 'es own packit!
Episode 8[edit | edit source]
No feckin way... wolkin tru dat desart... EETS BLOODY TYRONE NGUBU!!! 'Es lookin dam confusid, but 'es gon be fine oim sur.
Oits bad dat de moin oislund's a goner, but stil need ta git de bloody kingdum back. On teh prison unda de castle, deres moi lad day-mee-truy, but Ngubu saw 'em as a Souf F.C. guy.
Episode 9
Dat spiky lad Roibur 'inaly shows 'emself. 'e resoibs a sound knokin' n' da king's back tah 'is nashun, but eet 'ets nuhkid, fekin three coonts.
Episode 10
Feckin buhlding took da hit n' we'r fine, CAM OOON. Roibur's trying to git 'emself panishud, but a king's goit be muhrcee-fal, n' dey uhgree to be loyul n' pay fer croims dey deed.
Episode 11
'ets 'imself to anoda un-gil mourf to ruhnite wit some o' da lads, after da crismus party...
Episode 12
Wit most de lads togeda, dey all foight to be da bloody leader!
Episode 14
'inally back at da funny foighting place, and now evrywun's togeda! CAM ON LADS!
Episode 15
'es fighting with de spiky lad n' goin to get de behlts egen!
Episode 16
gud to hav de spiky-maskit beeg guy back to 'emself, but dat Roibur basturd... 'es gon n' betraid egen... fookin cunt.
Episode 17
Alls over lads... but in da next match, deres gon be lots o' chippy!
Tee-Eff-Arr 'Eason 7[edit | edit source]
Where e's he.
Feats[edit | edit source]
- Represented /sp/ in 'Eason 4's ☀Kin' o' Tha Highland Flin' Tournament
- May in fact be 'un av de strongest bloody-Madmen due ter 'idin' Pheenix Wroight, who clubbed a nano-machines Armstrong, who in a go beat 'UNK.
- Kin' av Tha Rin' IN 'IS FIRST BLOODY 'EASON.
Match History[edit | edit source]
Date | Type | Vs | Result | Records | Singles | Details | ||||||||||||
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Phoenix Wright | Win |
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「☀King of the Ring Board Tournament」
→Pre-Quarterfinals Note: CAM ON | |||||||||||||||
Akagi Shigeru | Win |
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「☀King of the Ring Board Tournament」
→Quarterfinals Note: INGERLAND, SCOAR | |||||||||||||||
MC Ride | Win |
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「☀King of the Ring Board Tournament」
→Semifinals Note: SAM FAKIN | |||||||||||||||
2/3 Falls | Gippo Dudee (1-2) | Win |
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Iconic Match
Battle For The Falklands→Finals Note: GOOOOOOOOOOOOALS! | ||||||||||||||
Maximillion Pegasus | Lose |
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「Battle of Kings」 | |||||||||||||||
NON-CANON Royal Rumble |
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Lose | 『Christmas Special』
Game: WWE 2K20 | |||||||||||||||
Money In The Bank | Cam On Ingurland, Chris Redfield, Maximillion Pegasus, Tommy Wiseau, Agent 47, Char Aznable | Win |
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Game: WWE 2K20 | ||||||||||||||
MITB Cash-In | Champion Kotomine Kirei | Win |
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For Title: /v/ | |||||||||||||
Travis Touchdown | Win |
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2/3 Falls | Rando (1-2) | Win |
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Note: A very tough fight for the champion. | |||||||||||||
Ironman 30' | Rando (4-4) | Draw |
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For Title: /v/ | |||||||||||||
NON-CANON | Koga Narushima, Haze Stratos, Ooishi Kuraudo, Geralt of Rivia | Lose | Note: HOLY SHIT THE JOBBER SQUAD PULLED IT OFF | |||||||||||||||
Handicap | King of Ingurland | Lose |
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For: Kingdom | ||||||||||||||
Fred Jones | Win |
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For Title: /v/ | ||||||||||||||
NON-CANON | Narushima Koga | Lose | ||||||||||||||||
Leon S. Kennedy | Lose |
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For Title: /v/ | ||||||||||||||
2/3 Falls | Ruber | Win |
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For: Kingdom | |||||||||||||
NON-CANON | Randa | Lose | Note: Rule 63 Episode | |||||||||||||||
NON-CANON Royal Rumble |
Lose | |||||||||||||||||
NON-CANON | Hisoka | Lose | ||||||||||||||||
20-Man Royal Rumble |
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Lose |
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For: The Final Resistance Leadership #1 Contendership
Elimination №16 | ||||||||||||||
NON-CANON Royal Rumble |
Lose | For Title: King of Noncanon #1 Contender
Elimination №29 | ||||||||||||||||
Lose | Elimination №29 | |||||||||||||||||
Tag-Team | Rule Britannia | Win |
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For Title: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contender | ||||||||||||||
NON-CANON Royal Rumble |
S6E15.5§#WWE-TFR RUMBLE
→Full List |
Lose | 『Rokkenjimania II』 | |||||||||||||||
NON-CANON Tag-Team |
No More Jackasses
Team Absolute Units ― Cam On Ingurland & Senator Armstrong |
Win | ||||||||||||||||
Ironman 30' | Rando (3-2) | Lose |
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Note: As Metal Master | |||||||||||||
NON-CANON Tables Elimination |
Boomer, Tazuna Joe, Dimitri Blaiddyd, Cam On Ingurland, Bevi | Lose | ||||||||||||||||
NON-CANON Fatal 4-Way Elimination |
Adol Christin, Ooishi Kuraudo, Haze Stratos, Cam on Ingurland | Lose | ||||||||||||||||
NON-CANON Battle Royale |
Extra, Samoa Joe, Marco Rossi, The Chosen Hunter, Elite Crew, Jeff Mangum, King of Ingurland, Abismo Negro | Lose | 『TFR's 5th Anniversary』
Game: WWE 2K19 |
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- 'ate foreigners
- 'ate argies
- fookin 'ate pikeys
- 'ate the EU
- 'ate women
- 'ate queers
- 'ate council tax
- 'ate the pigs
- 'ate vegetables
- 'ate water
- 'ate walking
- 'ate BBC 2
- 'ate posh twats
- 'ate Sheffield Wednesday
- Luv Engerlund
- Luv footy
- Luv the missus
- Luv pie and chips
- Luv lager
- Luv ITV
- Simple as.
- ITS FACKIN CAM 'OME LADS!
- 'ow can i be racist if Black Ref is me favourite ref?
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- His post-TS design is based on Brad Armstrong from LISA.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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