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"I have an announcement to make. Battler is a shitter who cannot escape me forever, he can suck my fucking dick. Also Battler is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY." ― AK47, before getting utterly destroyed by an irate Battler.
The main character from HITMAN.

Through TFR, Agent 47 is a foil to Battler, while one wants to solve the murders of his family (if they happened at all) and disprove the implication of magic being used to commit them and even being willing to disprove magic as a whole, 47 is an assassin, and further would go as far as using magic to take down his targets if it was available and necessary to him.

Beautifully Executed[edit | edit source]

An expert assassin shrouded in mystery, Agent 47 will kill as long as he gets a contract that pays well. Created from the DNA from several criminal masterminds, 47 is now looking to make big bucks, and what better place than the world of Wrestling, where any famous wrestler will pay for his competition to be executed. That's why Agent 47 has joined the ranks of TFR under the guise of being a wrestler. Donning the perfect mask, 47 is able to make all his kills seem like "accidents". Will anyone stand up to 47's lethality?

TFR/Season 1[edit | edit source]

47 is tasked with the mission of recovering the case, no matter what it takes.

Episode 1

He infiltrates a chamber to battle for a chance at the case, but the mission goes awry.

Episode 2

After being noticed by enemy agents and detectives, 47 ends in a match between them all.

Episode 3

47 tries to get close to Payne to take him out since he learned the truth about him, and pretends to team up.

Episode 6

As he keeps posing as a wrestler, he finally finds a good opportunity to reveal himself and attack, invading on his and then challenging him directly, but he escapes, and with the unstable situation going in TFR, he decides to lay low for now until he can strike clearly, as attacking now would make him seem like an agent of The Bogdanoffs, making him an easy target.

Episode 8

However, the mission for the case ends as a failure.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

With the situation now calmter, 47 takes another contract: Eliminate Payne.

Episode 1

47 attacks Payne backstage to get rid of him, but survives and escapes.

Episode 2

While on his way to a scheduled match with Alucard, 47 jumps on Payne with a sledgehammer and beats the shit out of him. Presuming him dead, he leaves the stage.

Episode 3[edit | edit source]

Agent 47, as he appears in the trailer of Hitman III along with a very special guest target.
However, to his surprise, Max survived and wanted revenge, one final match to decide who lives and who dies. 47 wins and completes his assassination, however before leaving the ring, his next contract sets his target for someone who, too, was wrestling for TFR: a red haired man...

Episode 5

During his entrance, Ushiromiya Battler is back-attacked by 47, but once 47 drags him into the ring to finish him, the situation reverses, and it is Battler who proceeds to beat the shit out of 47, leaving him no option but to flee after the match ends.

Episode 6

Surprised at such a defeat, 47 forges a plan.

In the middle of the match, none other than Max Payne, now bald and wearing brazilian clothes, runs in to attack Battler. However, even this has no effect as Battler still manages to beat 47, who is now dazzled by being defeated twice by such an unimpressive looking opponent.

Episode 7[edit | edit source]

Dutch & Ruber fulfilling The Plan, while 47 and Payne stand undecided.
As it turns out, Payne's assassination was fully staged so he could get away from fulfilling the contract and lay low in Brazil. They are actually good friends, and Payne has helped 47 in assassinations before. After Max changed his looks, he asked him for help on defeating this Battler guy, and he attacked him during the fight.

However, this wasn't enough, so Max had to come into action. Next they showed up in a tag match against them, and 47 opened with this:

"I have an announcement to make.
Battler is a shitter who cannot escape me forever, he can suck my fucking dick. Also BATTLER. IS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

An attempt at psychological warfare, 47 was expecting this to completely throw Battler off, but more than that, they were able to win the match against 4 opponents.

47 couldn't understand what he was doing wrong, so next up he would send Max to deal with him.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

However, 47 took the mental warfare to the next level, decided to create a phrase that would rival Battler's BCW, he wore a hat that said BIG, for "Battler Is Gay", and had prepared an all new speech

"I have another announcement to make.
The last match was completely fucking rigged! Battler and Phoenix are cum, guzzling, faggots!

But not even this could stop Battler from winning against them once more, 47 was completely devoid of any explanation of how the greatest assassin could fail once again.

Episode 8.5

In some alleyway, a battered Man and an Assassin lay down, defeated once again. They failed another contract to defeat their target. How could we fail? We are the best Assassin and Vigilante, forming a Tag Team group. That should cover all of each other's weaknesses. It's all the fault of that bloody haired Japanese man, we should have been able to kill him and fulfill our contract. Weren't we good enough? We always terminated our targets up until this point. Maybe this isn't our thing anymore. But what do we do then? Nowhere to go... I... don't know. Another contract, if we can pull another job we should be back in the game, and we won't fail next time. Yeah...

Episode 12

But even then, they would keep failing to defeat their targets. His mind wandered to the one who had triumphed him so many times.

This red haired man who keeps beating 47 has him wondering who could he be. Who could beat the greatest hitman alive?

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

For a contract well done

47 has become completely obsessed with Battler, he is the only one among here who stands a chance against him. Battler is the only person worthy of being his rival and he must die by 47's hands, it must be destined to be so. How long until 47 totally loses it?

Episode 1

Due to the weird time travel happening, being once more in the year 2K, 47 defeats a target once more, reliving the experience of having prey in his hands like a hunter. A dungeon master, who doesn't stand a chance against him at this time. He is powerless against him.

Episode 2

And next is a priest, who is none other than the champion holding the King of Jobbers Title. He puts up a good fight, more than any normal priest could, but nonetheless he is defeated, and 47 wallows in the victory.

Episode 3

So much, that he cannot stop thinking about Ushiromiya Battler for some reason. Thus he decides to send a video to him; bragging about his free time with his championship and mocking his defeat at the hands of Darkholme. He mentions that next week some losers will fight to determine who is next on his list, but such easy contracts are boring, and even him would put more of a fight.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

But back in the present, once again he is to face loss, having suffered a defeat from one of Miami's greatest officers, and to lose the title too as well, 47's disdain continues to grow.

Episode 6

Payne stands in front of the door to the room where "Battler" was locked up, and claims that 47 is missing, probably locked in his room crying after losing the title, but thinks that bringing Battler's corpse would cheer him up. However, before he kicks the door down, he sees Battler going into another room, and wondering how he got out without leaving his room, follows him through the other door...

Episode 7

In an emergency meeting, Wright states that after kicking down Battler's door, Ushiromiya Kinzo was found dead, with an unidentified stomach wound, probably related to the loud noise that happened near the room after he disappeared. Moreso, the room was locked, and "Battler" was presumed inside, but without any evidence for a precise culprit. The room was locked without any way inside or outside. The Agents of Payne have been missing for a week as well.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

"Dear The Faggot Rumble, I have yet another announcement to make.
IT WAS ME, I DID IT, I put the hit on Kinzo, I baked that lasagna!
Also Battler Negro IS reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaal.

As Wright claims, Gordon, Ja/ck/, Serge, Jack & Joe Baker, and Gold were attacked and injured backstage, with the evidence pointing to 2 people and syncing to 47's appearances and disappearances, but when questioned, he stated only that "Black Battler did it all".

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

However, Saihara Shuichi appears to 47 as he fears he has investigated and discovered his entire plan:

And it finally happened, as 47 had allied himself with Black Battler, killed Kinzo Ushiromiya, made Payne disappear, and then they together attacked several wrestlers just to make people believe Black Battler was the real Battler, and so the universe would take Battler as the mistake and make him disappear. His plan came crashing down when Shuichi Saihara discovered his schemes and revealed it to Battler.

Thus, Battler defeated Black Battler, went over the entire mystery so it was clear to everyone, and finally, with null faith resting on Black Battler's existence, denied his existence.

Season 3 Extra[edit | edit source]

Battler finds 47 in a room and confronts him, he was trying to hide evidence once again.

Claiming that they found evidence of another part of his plan, Battler reveals there were rare minerals in his locker, which leads to believe he was trying to create his own focusing stone (but had failed to get the key material: E115). Also, he got the minerals from Steve, who disappeared a while ago.

47 claims it doesn't matter, but Battler reveals that the notes suggested his backup plan was sending Black Battler using the stone... to Rokkenjima, October 4th of 1986.

As 47 becomes distraught, he challenges Battler to one final match once and for all. Battler readily accepts, and adds the perfect place to end it the Ushiromiya Secret Wrestling Ring, his very own training place from so long ago.

Finally at last, 47 won against Battler at last. But would this be the end of it?

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

Finally at last, Battler is done for, as he has gotten amnesia from their last match, and is out of the ring. The contract is cleared.

Episode 1

Max and 47 celebrate, and although he hasn't heard back from whoever put it up, but that's not what matters now that Faggler's done.

He's not sure who he'll be his next contract, but he's sure it'll be something worthwhile.

Episode 2-3

They set to defeat a rival assassin team, Killer2, but they were unsuccessful

Episode 11

When Kojima reveals his plan, they end up in the Universe 2K20, safe from The Final Impact.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

He was summoned for a conference along with Max Payne, where he ended up trapped in La Parka II's twisted Majority Vote.

Episode 1

He was subjected to a surprise Majority Vote, where he received 4 votes, concluding with HUNK being instantly sentenced to death.

However, his friend Payne wasn't as lucky as him as he was sentenced to death as well.

Episode 2

He and Ulmeyda fight for immunity in a tag match, but lose.

A rumble is held for all the previously sentenced, the single winner to escape death, but Payne doesn't win and is executed.

Episode 4

Agent 47 begins to lose it after it sets in that Payne, his best friend, is gone. He threatens to assassinate La Parka, but he claims he's merely a host. But 47 shouts that it must be nothing but lies.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

Crying out at the "rivalry" theme of the matches of the third trial, just like 47 was reminded of his greatest friend last trial, he was now reminded of his greatest rival. Thinking this must be all a sick trick to torture him for his sins, he blames La Parka for both, and swears to bring them back no matter what.

As his desire reaches critical levels, he finds himself in the ring next to Battler himself. Unable to believe it, he fights to confirm it was him, and his jobbing ways more than do. Overjoyed at having his rival back, 47 just tells Battler to fight another time, but Battler just shouts wondering what he wants from him.

La Parka chimes in from the TV to mention that he is a Doll, and artificial non-human being. 47 cries in disbelief and labels it as another lie, believing that Max must be alive as well. Battler however stays silent as leaves, which makes 47 howl.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

As La Parka is explaining the next trial, 47 proclaims that Max has to be there, as he saw him last week. La Parka tells him no such thing existed, in fact, he specifically ordered no such thing to ever exist. This causes 47 to finally lose it.
Aaaaaaaaaaahh?! You call this amusing?! What's wrong with your head?!! Die!

Go slice your head to bits and look inside, you'll see there's nothing there!!!

I won't forgive you!! How could you do something so cruel?!!

I've sometimes thought you could be a bit funny, but I'll never make that mistake again!

You're just a monster who's cruel on all levels!!! Don't show yourself in front of me!! Never again!!

I won't accept you! I won't talk with you! I don't even want to look at your face!!

Did you hear me?!! Don't show yourself in front of me!

Next, when 47 appears before Bane for their match, he has radically changed; to cope, he has created a Battler-like persona, and dressed as such. As such, he accuses others of being "the bald assassin" and engages in telling them how terrible they are.
And YOU have the courage to call others 'GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY'? How pitiful!

Hey, hey, and what about Max? Is HE your boyfriend?

I mean, you two are always together, after all! And you want to call ME a cum guzzling homosexual?

Hey, 47, are you listening? 47?


Claiming that the match was an unfair 2-on-1 with Max on the other side, Sou reminds him that Max is gone.

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

As they enter a forbidden room, 47 sees a doll of Max, and is initially overjoyed, but quickly reverts back to the Battler persona.

Payne... I'm so ha-...

However, as La Parka appears and destroys Mr. X, along with his explanationon about Dolls, 47 just cries.

Episode 12[edit | edit source]

After larping as Battler for half the season he arrives at the final twilight of the death game: The Final Trial.

La Parka reveals himself as Mr. BANS, who is none other than Ushiromiya Battler After Not Surviving. 47, though shocked at first, admits he was only pretending to be Battler due to being unable to accept his subconscious' subtle suspicions of the true culprit of the death game being none other than Battler, and the tremendous guilt he was unaware he was carrying as a result. For if he were Battler, then Battler could not be the one behind all of this.

With the fate of all the surviving death game participants on the line and wanting to atone for his actions that he believes kickstarted this tragedy, Agent 47 writes his name as the final answer and duels BANS. But, he is completely powerless against the ruler of hell, and the final rumble to determine the winner of the death game proceeds just as planned, along with revealing the true nature of being the final "survivor": determining a new host body for BANS.
The Final Redemption of the Black Assassin

When the rest of wrestlers from the 2K19 universe come to rescue their friends trapped in the death game, he and everyone else are nowhere to be seen...

Agent 47 has expired.

This character died in the Death Game

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Despite being dead, 47 lives on in his various clone brothers, whose origin are a mystery.

Season 0[edit | edit source]

47 starts his work posing as a lawyer, as a manner of living hiding from his assassin life. Or maybe he just wanted to be a fucking lawyer.

Episode 10.2

Strange versions of 47 show up inside Leon's dream.

Episode 14[edit | edit source]

Court is now in session, presided by The MMMighty Judge, using the badass fast-paced initial trial system because he has a meeting with his biker friends. Vitalik asks from the Witness Stand to wait while his defense makes its way late, making Wright wonder if he has something up his sleeve... and indeed, he shocks everyone as he has hired the legendary undefeated defense attorney: Lawyer 47, who apologized for the lateness as some RED-HAIRED FAGGOT got his suit dirty.

The prosecution makes their opening statement: Vitalik has mismanaged the company from health issues to match fixing, and presents evidence proving the connection between TFR staff and the late Chuck's Suck & Fuck; 47 quickly discards it on the basis that "it cannot be read because reading is for homos", a formidable move that the Judge allows while looking uninterested and all of Sminem's team acknowledges as a difficult challenge. Next, the defense makes a statement of their own, "all of the prosecution's evidence is fake and gay, fabricated even, and no real evidence will be heard against his client as Vitalik and TFR have done literally nothing wrong, and Chuck's is a gay den of lies."

Edgeworth presents a decisive piece of evidence—a photo proving a match which had a different outcome than officially acknowledged after the lights of the arena suddenly turn off (that's ground for gimmmmmick infringemmmmmmment). But unluckily 47's glasses are too fucking blurry to see anything and he rips the image in half. Also, 47 would like to add one thing: no hat-wearing attorneys have been left mentally retarded due to TFR as they employ the amazing Dr. Piccolo, or at least that would be if he wasn't such a fucking traitor like the rest of the people in this room.
Exhibit GAYYYY: Kyle Hyde. All those mysteries solved and yet no one can find out why you suck so much.

Tell me, does the paper clip represent your penis size, or is it a metaphor for how you can barely keep anything together.

Saihara? Amima? Who? So many Danganronpa shitters here I can't even keep track of them all.

Who's running the billing here, a monkey, or a teenage girl?

And Janny? Janny!? JANNY!?

And the prosecution? The prosecution? Heh. Who gives a shit about the prosecution, we all know they're gonna lose anyway.

They're both foolish fools who are too foolish to know that they have been fooled. They are the poison that is rotting TFR from within.
Sminem's team hangs on to the last string of hope after such demolishing defense...

At last, the prosecution presents its most finishing piece of evidence, years upon years of company records that help detail Vitalik's scheme with other parties such as the mafia and even the president, gathered by a staff member risking his own well-being—Amami Rantaro. It picks the judge's interest but hears the defense's rebuttal first: Zzzzsnore. The decision is clear and the evidence doesn't change anything, disappointing Piccolo, Janny, and Amami, as they've met with a move worthy of an Ultimate Lawyer.

With time at its limit, Edgeworth desperately looks for the missing piece to the puzzle that is such an impenetrable defense. his assistant Therapist affirms he must be on the right track, the defense's posture can only mean one thing, and that's that it's bluffing. If he can pinpoint his confidence's source, he can defeat it, and that's when Edgeworth notices it by using his father's glasses, his achilles' heel: his perfect bald. By distracting the judge by way of retreading on his father's lengthy medical records, he also annoys the defense into going into a rant, and uses the opportunity to steal Payne's wig and throw it onto 47's head; instantly, his focus, confidence and charisma are crushed before he can stop talking.
Because, like the legend he is, the Judge...





That's why... That's why I declare this case closed!

Law degrees are a sham anyway, get a real degree like fine arts.

Or at least be a cop so you can carry a gun and look cool. You'd be surprised how many are like th-
A pure strike is delivered, and the judge finally sees through the defense's lies, sentencing the attorney to wrestler's court after the trial is over. In light of these events, the verdict is set, and the court declares TheFinalRumble... GUILTY.

TFR/Season 6: Epilogue[edit | edit source]

During the Sperm Case Wars, 47 joins the fray without purpose or mission, but to just test his abilities as an assassin. He would end up winning The Case of Sperm.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

A top of the class assassin, he holds onto the case as various parties wait for it to be available.

Episode 1[edit | edit source]

He infiltrates a tables match and wins.

Episode 2[edit | edit source]

Afterwards, he exchanges the case to an unknown third party for a MITB case. On his way backstage he is met with a young wrestler with red hair who asks him for directions, and notices he has the MITB. He wonders if he won't cash out now because HUNK is really strong, and leaves.
...God, what a faggot.

Episode 3[edit | edit source]

47 readies himself to cash in tonight and show everyone what he's made of, a backstabber and 1-2-3 for the belt, he refuses to fade into irrelevancy and being crossed by FAGGOT ROOKIES like FAGGLER ever again. He made cum into a cash in, he'll make cum into a belt.

...however, he doesn't show up to his cash-in.

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

Blaming that Wright laid down to make him look bad and that FAGGLER stole his case (totally true), he decides to take his fury on the first homo sapiens that appears. Haha. Merely holding back...

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

Takes his fury on Kinzo and calls witches gay, but that makes him mad and his DESIRE crushes him.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

Calls Miyao and Jayden queers.

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

FINALLY cashes in... on an ally match worth no points. Well whatever he managed to win the belt! OBJECTION, said Greg, who counter-cashed-in to ACTUALLY win points, and stole the belt right from 47 in less than 2 minutes. KWAB.

TFR/Off-Season 7: Hard Time OVA[edit | edit source]

Worked as a lawyer for some reason and was a damn good one. Literally every time Furio Tigre commited a felony he got him scot free.

TFR/Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

Episode 2
47: Agent 47. My name is Agent 47, and I am a certified D. D for Dickest BIG, and you can't. Beat. That.

And this right here is biiig Max, the Maxerino is here. And you can't. Beat. That.

Badda Boom, Badda Bing, fucking Battler is a pig.
Max: There's only ONE WORD to DESCRIBE THEM, and I'm gonna SPELL. IT. OUT for them. F-A-G-G-O-T!

Episode 28: Battler's Birthday Bash[edit | edit source]

Ah there you are, my favorite foe, my beloved faggot. Hello Battler Ushiromiya, and happy fucking birthday.

First on the list: [typing] Battler, your reddit account now has Reddit Gold, congratulations!

I also made you a gift, a complimentary birthday song I mixed myself. Please Battler, enjoy. (Dear god I hope they copyright this)

🎵Happy birthday to you (YOU'RE GAY),🎵

🎵Happy birthday to you (YOU SUCK DICKS),🎵

🎵Happy birthday dear Battler (SO QUEER),🎵

🎵Happy birthday to you. (I HOPE YOU DIEEE).🎵

And Battler, my final gift to you... Gamestop giftcard. Who knows, maybe you may be able to purchase... BATTLERTOADS. OHOHOHOHOO!

All right all right, I think we're done here.

So um, yeah this is kinda awkward. I expected, I expected more, I expected better from myself, so yes I'm, I'm going to beat your ass now.

Episode 33

Participates in the TFR Championship Return Tournament.

Sadly, some FAG decided to finally win against him out of all persons, a clear attack on his views.

Episode 41: TFR's 4th Anniversary[edit | edit source]

Saihara gets cucked by Battler also 47 and Lambdadelta are there too.

Then Saihara dies and Delta Squad rapes Battler while 47 verbally abuses him.

Episode 49: April Fools[edit | edit source]

Records Battler admitting he's a fag and then asks for a million dollah.
"I'm rich"

Then uploads the recording online.

Episode 50

Is victorious in the royal rumble and wins the right to a mysterious prize.

Episode 51

The wheel lands on a fucking main TFR title contendership.

Episode 55

Participates in the "Bad to the Bone Tournament".

The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]

After his humiliating defeat in obtaining the title, 47 and his friend Max decide to team up to take another title and this time hold it for more than a minute.

Episode 1

Btfo HUNK and his mook for the contendership.

Episode 2

Supports his partner Max on his Berserker Brawl match.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

It's gone. The Maxerino is gone. And there's only one conclusion.

Agent 47 breaks into Ushiromiya Battler's room. Maxerino is gone... and it must have been this filthy faggot who took him!
Since he said it... he really must have seduced and took him away! But he won't escape the professional!

But... Battler lost someone important too... the only guy willing to talk to him when he was down in the dumps... and now he's missing...

47 comprehends he doesn't really love Maxerino (and doesn't even know who that is). But if he's missing too... something must be going here.
Listen, I know this is weird to say to someone who was just threatening me a few seconds ago, but... What if we scratch each other's back?
Battler offers something unthinkable to 47: investigating this together. But in this case... since Maxerino is missing... there's no other choice.
Alright! Looking forward to see what you're capable of, Assassin!
...But you'll pay me 1,000,000 dollars if you fail.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

After receiving a call from an eerily-trustworthy voice with a location, Agent 47 and Battler arrive finding Suou Tatsuya already there, 47 shouting that it must be the mysterious man who took Maxerino and Battler trying to calm him down. Next is Dante, in awe at the party being put here, as Battler is surprised when he arrives from seeing him in AEW backstage, although Dante doesn't recognize him at all since he assumed he was the only person who knows how to wrestle in AEW, on the other hand he has only heard good things about The Professional and hopes to see him in AEW, yet 47 asks for 1000000 dollars upfront and he's barking at the wrong Sparda for having money. Turning to Tatsuya, Dante wonders if he was called here too, but Tatsuya remains confused since he's not a wrestler (although Dante gets a strangely reliable feeling from him). Then, Kiryu Kazuma and Chris Redfield are the last to arrive, having been told by a strangely-trustworthy call that Date's fate would remain doomed unless they visited the place instructed. Tatsuya can't help but think he's the only one there without a goal, but something in him still believes there must be a reason he was called... maybe even something he's missing too.

Since they are all finally gathered, the Suit begins his explanation: the incidents that led to this situation all tie back to one common denominator, the rampaging monster they call "The Black Knight" that has taken over Coolsville Hills. Knowing of his strength and power to assemble an army, his superior has decided to take action, and assembled this elite squad by gathering everyone in this room. One of the Black Knight's abilities is to take over anything unable to resist his power, including people, so anyone he defeats will become "blacked", much like Date was. However, they have found a way to counter that ability, lying in a package next to all of them are special white clothes.

It sounds like magic to Battler, Tatsuya would have talked to Eikichi if he wanted a band, and 47 wonders if they stole them from his wardrobe, on the other hand it reminds Kiryu of the 80s and makes him want to sing karaoke. The idea amuses Chris who agrees to it after rescuing Date, Battler also hopes to come and 47 has no option but to follow too and make sure Faggler doesn't get too queer in there, plus might as well also demonstrate his Professional mic skills. Tatsuya then does an impression of a jet engine, shocking everyone else in the room, and Chris even comments it might be a better group in terms of vocal chords than wrestlers.

The Suit reminds everyone what's a stake here, and Chris puts his serious face when he realizes he's found himself a squad once again, even getting a bit nostalgic, but once they get equipped their destination is obvious, as the top floor of Coolsville Hills is where the Black Knight resides. It's time to gear up...
Chris: For Date...

Battler: Steve...

Agent 47: Max...

Dante: Prince...

Kiryu: Let's go. We'll bring them all back!

Tatsuya: In the end, it's up to us...

Everyone: To save wrestling.
They reach the distance where Coolsville Hills is already visible. Battler points out getting to the top doesn't look easy (at least for a bottom bitch like faggler says 47), when Dante receives a call from Ooishi needing urgent backup. Before heading to the meetup and splitting up, Ooishi's group was headed to a local OMW show hearing it was attacked, but Date was also there and "they" are too strong for them, they can't hold much longer. Dante needs to take a detour and hurry to "The Dark Alleyway of Wrestling" and Kiryu also jumps to go with him to protect Mizuki; Chris also wishes to go, but Dante reminds him that Coolsville Hills is the priority and they can't spare any more of them being distracted. Even if he can't abandon Date, Chris knows he needs to act as a captain, and entrusts Date and everyone else's safety to Dante and Kiryu.

Episode 7[edit | edit source]

Breaking through groups made of Blacked Coolsville Hills Security Guards, the heroes near close the distance with just a few floors between them and the Black Knight. But in the middle of their journey, their path is blocked by formidable Blacked warriors, ones they could call the lower guardians of the tower: The Grunch, Enderman, El Ogro de las Americas, and La Creatura, these are none other than their Blacked missing friends. Chris pushes Tatsuya to go forward while they fight these four and hold the guards with just the three of them, but just at that time Therapist arrives also in all-white, decided to not leave his patients behind, theRaping them in the ring if necessary. Battler suggests someone next to him could also use some of that since they've been uppity about coping with a shiny head, but 47 proclaims BALD IS BEAUTIFUL YOU FLAMING HOMO. Also arriving is Dante, since Kiryu handled taking care of the OMW victims by himself, to inform them The Black Knight has changed into "Blacked Nash" and his power has become... unfathomable! With no second to waste, they can't allow the Knight's power to resonate with Nash's body any longer, and Chris pushes Tatsuya and Dante up while he decidedly defends his squad, especially since 47 threatens that if he lets The Professional die... he'll kill you.

With the opponents defeated, the heroes get ready to deliver the finishing strike that will awaken them, but out of nowhere, all of the Blacked Security rushes to this floor, guarding their fallen brothers and spelling disaster for the poor little white wrestlers before setting their eyes on the invaders higher up.

When it almost seemed lost...
Hmmm? I don't think anyone is going anywhere. Now before we have a little fun~

Yeah... SOCIETY is full of cowards...

And we're not gonna admit any of that!
Like this wasn't enough of a joke already, the clowns arrive to save the day. Why? How? No time for questions when there's a show to put on. They swiftly make quick work of all the nearby guards and give the fallen legends good hard knock. Hope rests on Tatsuya and Dante now. On the lower floors, everyone wonders how Tatsuya is doing as they defeat the last of security. Just then, the last of the heroes arrives.
Therapist: Hey... I think we just got ourselves some late reinforcements.

Battler: Huh? What took you so long?

Agent 47: Yeah, real useful coming up now, when we're all tired and injured!

Chris: I... Didn't think you'd come... But you know how happy it makes me to see your face. Leon..........

Wright: We've been expecting you. I think you're just on time. Feeling fresh? You better be. There's a big task ahead of you. Leon..........
Just when Tatsuya thought it was all over, out of the darkness, like a beam of light, came a shining hope for them all, an unlikely hero. Leon..........'s best friend Ark Thompson! He got the call a little later, but he rushed to make it on time. Super Blacked Nash is surprised, but not even that can stop Terror that is rooted in Fear. Ark is surprised if that used used to be Nash, but Tatsuya is 'fraid to say so. The time is just right, so Tatsuya is ready to go for one more and do it. Make the world shine bright, like an eternal hot, sweltering summer!

With the time to end this, Ark thinks it's time to drop a cool one-liner like his friend Leon would, something like... JACKPOT! Both deliver a deafening double blow to Super Blacked Nash's head. But even with that... Super Blacked Nash still gets up. The King of Spades has one last trick to play, as he commands authority over the whole building since Coolsville Hills itself has been Blacked by now, and soon, both of them will be victims of its destruction, meanwhile he will survive it. Super Blacked Nash pities the fragility of humans, even both of himself before this form, beings who would be trembling in fear unprepared for the terror that rises, so weak. He thought only the money and the miles mattered before, but now sees the missing ingrediente clear as cum... The money, the miles, and the melanin.

Ark finds out the way to the rooftop, even though Tatsuya feels the situation hopeless, they rush out and still come with no way out. Just at the end of the line, when Tatsuya thought he was never going to find what was missing, that feeling in his heart, and why was he even here... all of their friends arrived in a helicopter!
Date: Guess who's back?

Therapist: You held out pretty well so far, guys!

Kiryu: Let's get out of here!

Agent 47: Yeah, hurry up! The sooner I get away from Faggler, the better!

Battler: Then why are you sitting so close to me? Personal space, buddy! You were the one who agreed with this teamup in the first place.

Dante: Sure is a big help when a old rival joins your side. I would know, I'm inside one right now.

Chris: Climb that ladder and let's get out of here!
Everyone showed up to rescue them, but... he can't let their efforts be in vain. Without finishing Super Blacked Nash, he'll unleash an age of terror upon Coolsville. Tatsuya urges Ark to leave, as even if the explosion catches them, he'll protect everyone. Super Blacked Nash arrives at the rooftop, claiming he'll survive everything, every more, every threat! But Chris has a better idea, throwing Tats an RPG-7 (Tatsuya wondering where he even got it) and tells him to make him become regular Big Daddy Bitch again. In fear of what he knows it's coming, Super Blacked Nash even promises he won't post Rikishi's ass anymore, but for Tatsuya, it's the Black Knight's time to become extinguished, as he rushes to him and launches it directly into his asshole.

...with the mission over, there was only one thing left to do. Kiryu kills it at karaoke as everyone praises him, since it is a hobby of his after all. Ark however could't come up since his friend Leon S. Kennedy had given him a secret mission. Battler urges 47 to try next, but he seems pretty down, as the Maxino, the heckin' Maxy Paynerino wasn't found at all even though they combed the building on their way. Just then, 47 receives a call from... MAXERINOOOOOOOOOO who apparently had received a free vacation to Brazil from a trustworthy fellow if he just quietly left and told nobody. Tatsuya even heard they serve a special delicacy called "Sopa de Macaco" there, and Date's mouth waters at the idea of those big booty latinas! Max is actually on his way back and was calling 47 to pick him up, but since he's got some friends around won't disturb him. 47 now realizes the situation he's in and is surprised when hearing 'friends', but both Battler and Chris agree as they were in the same squad and worked so well together. Although Date couldn't make it this time, Dante hopes they can go on missions together another time (he's not splitting his pay though) and Date wonders if his mags will work...

Observing this whole situation, Tatsuya feels as if things aren't as off anymore, he could find his place before, his purpose, but after this, he feels like he can see the shape of the puzzle pieces more clearly, like having found a light in the darkness, and soon enough they'll start fitting, so he just wants to say... Thank you. Battler also hopes to find his way, and thinks that after that mission maybe he can go far one day. Kiryu looks forwards to the bright future of those two, and Dante even offers to put a good word with Nero, if only he can remember his name, which 47 gently does as "Shit-Stabbin', Fudge-Packin' Ushiromyass Faggler".

Date just heard back from Ooishi, and everyone is also invited to drinks and Mahjong later tonight, with Dante accepting to go if pizza is also on the table. Chris has one final thing to say... as he should be the one thanking them all. And since their time is almost up, it's time to blow up the house with one last round, all together.

One, two, three... Go!

TFR/Off-Season 9: Rokkenjimania V[edit | edit source]

47 is ready... a war is coming between people who employed him and he must stop it. "Battler" doesn't matter anymore, the only thing that seems to do the federation's survival. Right before his eyes is the doorstep to the locker room he used to work at, and standing there is the "man with the plan", his former employer; his mind is set on destroying everything around him just so he can achieve his personal goals, by killing it's founder and thereby putting an end to TFR... but 47 must put an end to him, to "Mr. B" how he is called these days. Even though they share similar goals, there's one big difference between them... 47 never thought he would be facing such a powerful man, yet having defeated many foes in past wars, he still feels weak standing there. Like when Vader told Luke Skywalker "There is no one stronger than me" or when Piccolo said "No one will defeat me more than I do myself". Isn't it? Isn't it sad? Aren't those words true?

That faggot Battler thought he could fool 47 with his fake out, not at all! Battler awakens from his slumber, and 47 questions his "special brain" having more brainpower than any three-legged camel he saw in Africa once. But digressing aside, today, they're going at the reason behind all this: TFR is bringing in the big guns while going even further than family friendly; Battler thinks they're bringing in METAL GUNS, but 47 corrects the retard in that they're bringing THE FAGGUNS, a main attraction of a group of three hot young men, members of the faggot community and one even came out as having sex with an angel! Only losers like faggler come out as never taking any drugs or having slept with their sister... does he think he can hide being a dirty homo underneath robes longer than anyone? the truth will come out and 47 will be first in line to challenge him then! Battler finally gets enough time between ramblings to ask 47 why he hates him so much, but 47 rebutes him that it's not hate, but pure unadulterated justice, he just doesn't understand the ways of the righteous hand! His holy dick, if you will, is what will bring down your filthy homosexual kingdom, as the truth sets this homo free! And now it's time to expose one of those cowards hiding behind a mask: Zecchou! and soon enough, the old man mastermind behind all this who has been following them in secret! He's been using his connections within TFR to set up this entire thing: step 1, get rid of the three champions! Step 2, deal with 47 personally since he's the one brave enough to confront the homos directly! Step 3, take care of Zecchou, whose mask makes him look like he's shitting out of his ass! Through all the ramblings, Battler picks up that the next thing is following Zecchou.

Zecchou tells them that they sure took their time getting here, as Battler is surprised he knew they'd come, but they can see everything after all. The moment Battler came back to life, he was already under his surveillance; much as everyone else in Coolsville (including himself 47 proclaims, although it's not something to be proud of...). Either way, Battler and 47 are here to put an end to madness, but if they want to get to The Great Destroyer, they'll have to pass through his right-hand first... but in the end, they'll end up joining them the same as everyone else... for some, it's resurrection of a loved one, for others, it's eternal youth... but for Zecchou? there's just something really cool about being part of a big group like that; those are the thoughts that led him to follow The Great Destroyer. Battler can't believe he would follow his plans of annihilation because "he thinks he's cool" (47 thinks he's a faggot)—either way Battler is ready to fight, but 47 stops the homo, because this one, a fellow specialist in killing, is for himself. Zecchou prepares himself to bring the pain to the former leader of the Knights of Ren. Hearing of the legendary group, Battler wonders, but 47 tells him there's no time when he has a target to eliminate.

The arrival of an old man, Dumblefer, puts a stop to the fight, as 47 wonders who he is, before Zecchou kneels under his master. He really wasn't expecting to see Battler again, who had already forgotten he had died, which annoys Dumblefer upon seeing such an oblivious man challenge his plan that took such time and effort to elaborate and execute: To make Darkiplier and Lightiplier fight each other, to cause chaos and divide in Coolsville, to end it all once they are out of the picture... how could this weakling challenge his likes? how could he stand a chance against even NXT lowcarders like Lars Lassiter? And yet, he's the one to stand up to him? (47 claims he could do it if he wasn't busy with his underling, and Zecchou wants to start the fight over). Dumblefer calls it hopeless, despite him being an alright guy. Asking why he stepped out here instead of staying in the safety of his wheelchair, Dumblefer replies Zecchou that when the clock strikes 12, he shall end all of their hopes and dreams; those who still believe in the return of the four beloved Kings, those who cheer for the men in masks, those who still wish to restore the former glory of Coolsville... all of them will be brought down from their arrogance. He came out to stomp an ant, that's all Battler is to him, he'll need to revive a hundred times more if he hopes to match his power. Does he even have any idea of how old he is? how many lifespans he has endured? as long as he has walked this earth, there have been countless failures of rebellion, men who dared to dream of a better world only to be crushed by it. Battler is shocked at the prospect of him being literally older than dirt, and Zecchou asks if his master is really planning to kill them all. He says that there's a point where all life ends, and when that happens, what is it worth living for? His goal is, to bring about the death of all human hope. To extinguish every last spark of desire. To put an end to all dreams. After hearing that, Zecchou can't help but think, isn't that just... really fucking cool? But Battler has had enough of The Great Destroyer and steps up to finally do his job, yet Dumblefer is less than amused, he understands nothing, his role in the story is none, it had no meaning and he died before he understood even that... and that's why Battler won't let it happen a second time. Dumblefer gets ready to unleash the full power of the one known as The Great Destroyer of Worlds.

Well done Battler, well done. HOWEVER... it's time he commences his final strike! Battler desperately searches for his cape bib, but before Dumblefer can end everything... he tripped and broke his neck. Battler guesses that death is swift for all men after all, especially those his age... "The Great Destroyer"... guess the only thing he destroyed was his own body. Battler returns to Rokkenjima, and thinks about how it wasn't so bad (except for all of those they lost), and now, it's time to go check on everyone.

...they really did it, huh? As Battler says, Coolsville is theirs once more, and it's great to see all his friends partying! Even Kinzo shows up to congratulate his grandson on how proud he made him. Bevi wonders who is the guy wasting food, as Date is pained at potatoes and meat always being in parties. Saihara Shuichi is glad to be back, what with being turned into an evil animatronic and everything. Power just wants to take a nap for a bit... nappiiiiiiiii... but if everyone is having fun, so can she! Clip2 figured he'd show up too, heh, since it took plenty effort on his end aswell, also teleported Steve along to get some loot. Hostage1 is glad to drink something that isn't amogus liquid for once. Ryan Rave arrives in great spirits to congratulate Battler too! Battler thanks everyone for being there for him, and allowing him to become the best version of himself... and now, he's ready to become King of Coolsville! Because when the clock strikes twelve... it'll be midnight... and he'll still be a faggot then, adds 47. A Noble Voice announces, as the tale concludes, of how this was the story of how a group of "ordinary" men and women took down one of the most powerful beings in all of history:

"This is the story... of when Coolsville rumbled."

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Assaulted Payne with a sledgehammer during his intro before the match began
    • Presumed dead, Max Payne returns as fury incarnate seeking vengeance. Still jobs.
    • Max is confirmed DEAD after 47's last match with him
    • 47 has fixed his new objective: Battler
      • Attacked Battler during his match with Brendan Fraser, causing the later to be disqualified
      • Was defeated by CHADDLER in S2E6 thought
      • Assassins aren't real
      • And now 47 and Payne are trying to take down Chaddler
      • Shit's fucked, contracts failed
      • Chaddler absolutely BTFO these idiots, what a bunch of jobbers.
      • Finally, on one last all-out match, won against Battler. Contract Complete.
        • Also beat his grandpa Kinzo in a NON-CANON match.
          • Killed him with small bombs lasagna.
        • ALSO killed Battler (mentally).
  • Was bested by Manny Pardo and had to admit him the superior killer.
  • Was the real villain of Season 3 and got away with everything.
    • Killed Steve (but nobody cared really)
  • Got away with everything.
    • Showed deep remorse for his actions in Season 5 and attempted to "make up for it" then died.
  • Was champion for a whopping 2 minutes.
  • Ranked 06th place in Season 7's Popularity Poll〈47 votes〉.
  • Ranked 20th (tied with Extra & Robo-Battler) place in Season 0's Popularity Poll〈021 votes〉.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Elimination Chamber Chris Redfield, Dutch Van Der Linde, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Zoomer, Battler Ushiromiya Lose
W0 L1 -1
2 1 P
Iconic Match
-Battle for the Case-

For Title: The Case of Sperm
Royal Rumble
Explosive Wire D.match
Full List
Lose Game: MDickie MPire
Fatal-4-Way Agent 47, HUNK, Marvin Branagh, Max Payne Lose
W0 L2 -2
2 2 P
Tag-Team The Darkslayers

The Agents of Payne

W0 L3 -3
2 2 P
「/v/ Tag-Team Championship Tournament」
→Round 1
Triple-Threat Agent 47, Shingo Shoji, Spider-Man Win
W1 L3 -2
3 2 P
Hell in a Cell Max Payne Lose
W1 L4 -3
3 3 P
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Royal Rumble
Full List
W1 L5 -4
3 3 P
-Iconic Match-

For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Battle Royale Marvin Branagh, Albert Wesker, 47, Erwin Smith, Max Payne, Nagito Komaeda, Geralt of Rivia, Spider-Man Lose
W1 L6 -5
3 3 P
Backstage Brawl Max Payne Win
W2 L6 -4
3 3 P
W1 L1 0
0 1 P
W3 L6 -3
3 3 P
W2 L1 1
0 1 P
Note: Interrupted Payne's entrance, match ended by the ref.
Last Man Standing Win
W4 L6 -2
3 3 P
W3 L1 2
0 1 P
For: MITB Qualifier

Note: Assassination complete?

MITB Senator Armstrong, Serge, Bane, Steve, Arthur Morgan, Battler, Agent 47, Edward Richtofen
W4 L7 -3
3 3 P
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
W4 L8 -4
3 3 P
Iconic Match
-/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/-

For Title: /v/
Battler Ushiromiya Lose
W4 L9 -5
3 4 P
W3 L2 1
0 2 P
W4 L10 -6
3 5 P
W3 L3 0
0 3 P
Iconic Match
-Battler Rejects the Assassination Duo-

Note: Makes an announcement.
Royal Rumble
S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble
Full List
Mystery Masters, Agents of Payne, FOOTBALL Lose
W4 L11 -7
3 6 P
Iconic Match
-The Masters of Payne have an Announcement-

For Title: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contenders

Note: Makes his second announcement.

Extreme Rules
Senator Armstrong, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Ricardo Milos Lose
Tag-Team Drake & JUST

Agents of Payne

W5 L11 -6
4 6 P
Alucard, 47, Piccolo, /v/-tan, Raidou Kuzunoha, Fargoth Win
W6 L11 -5
~5 6 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
Van Darkholme Win
W7 L11 -4
~6 6 P
W4 L3 1
1 3 P
Game: WWF No Mercy
Champion Kotomine Kirei Win
W8 L11 -3
~7 6 P
W5 L3 2
2 3 P
Game: WWE SmackDown! Here comes the Pain
For Title: King of Jobbers
Battler Ushiromiya, Agent 47, Pegasus, Armstrong Lose
Challenger Manny Pardo Lose
W8 L12 -4
~7 7 P
W5 L4 1
2 4 P
For Title: King of Jobbers
Extreme Rules
Kenny & Richtofen, Zoomer & Shingo Shoji, Agent 47 & Dr. Piccolo, Joshua Graham & Peleador Ushiromiya Win
Battler Ushiromiya Win
W9 L12 -3
~8 7 P
W6 L4 2
3 4 P
Iconic Match
-Final Rumble of Sorcerer and Assassin-

Support: Max Payne (The Agents of Payne)

Stage: Ring of Rokkenjima

Note: Finally bested Battler.

Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
NON-CANON Kinzo Ushiromiya Win Note: The last goodbye match for Kinzo.
Tag-Team Killer2

The Agents of Payne

Draw DQ: Agent 47 & Garcian were counted-out outside the ring.

Note: The Agents of Payne gain #1 Contenders position.

W9 L13 -4
~8 ~8 P
For Title: /v/ Tag Team
Elimination Chamber Tohru Adachi, Agent 47, Terry Davis, Phoenix Wright, Bane, Mr. America Lose
W9 L14 -5
~8 ~9 P
Iconic Match
-The Chamber Turnabout-

Note: Winner gets to choose his partner for next Tag Team title match.

Note: Wright committed a MASSACRE while anons sent all the previous OP songs.

Handicap Kyle Hyde

The Agents of Payne

Win Note: 47 and Payne used combos and teamwork against Kyle as the only way to win, and when they got tired, got outside the ring and repeatedly reset the countdown just to repeatedly beat Kyle over and over again.
Royal Rumble
  1. Steve Burnside
  2. Black Ref
  3. Vorgin
  4. Kirei Kotomine
  5. Sebastian LaCroix
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Big Show
  8. Chuck
  9. Raidou Kuzunoha
  10. Mrs. X
  11. Eric Sparrow
  12. HANK
  13. Richtofen
  14. Albert Wesker
  15. Donte
  16. Sneed
  17. Van Darkholme
  18. Doomguy
  19. Arkantos
  20. Arthur Morgan
  21. Mark Wolff
  22. CJ
  23. Aniki
  24. Agent 47
  25. Chris Benoit
  26. Tommy Wiseau
  27. Hank Wimbleton
  28. Johnny Knoxville
  29. The Undertaker
  30. Battler Ushiromiya
Lose 『Christmas Special』
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
Money In The Bank Cam On Ingurland, Chris Redfield, Maximillion Pegasus, Tommy Wiseau, Agent 47, Char Aznable Lose
W9 L15 -6
~8 ~9 P
Game: WWE 2K20
Chris Redfield, Boomer, Albert Wesker, Dutch van der Linde, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Zoomer, Ushiromiya Battler Lose 『TFR's 1st Anniversary』
For: Fake Case of Sperm
The Mystery Masters, Agent 47 & Andrei Ulmeyda, Akagi Shigeru & Manny Pardo, Prince of Persia & James Sunderland Lose
W9 L16 -7
~8 ~10 P
Immunity Teams
Triple-Threat Agent 47, Andrei Ulmeyda, Drake Bell Lose
W9 L17 -8
~8 ~10 P
For: Immunity×1
2/3 Falls Ushiromiya Battler Win
W10 L17 -7
~9 ~10 P
W7 L4 3
4 4 P
For: Immunity×1
Bane Win
W11 L17 -6
~10 ~10 P
W8 L4 4
5 4 P
Doll Match
For: Immunity×1
Ironman 20' Mr. BANS (4-0) Lose
W11 L18 -7
~10 ~14 P
W8 L5 3
5 8 P
The Final Twilight
For: Ending the Death Game
Ironman 20'
Mr. BANS (6-3) Lose
NON-CANON Battler Ushiromiya Win Rule 63 Episode
Royal Rumble
  1. Yuki Makoto
  2. Suou Tatsuya
  3. Queen of Ingurland
  4. Rena Schwarzer
  5. Randa
  6. Ushiromiya Battler
  7. Pieckstra
  8. Haze Stratos
  9. Agent 63
  10. Pamela
Ushiromiya Battler×4

Agent 47×4

Lose Rokkenjimania II
Ironman 20'
Ushiromiya Battler (3-3) Draw Rokkenjimania II– GOLDEN LAND
Support: Max Payne
NON-CANON Ushiromiya Battler Lose
20-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Bane
  2. Albert Wesker
  3. HUNK
  4. Agent 47
  5. Zoomer
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  8. Mr. X
  9. Kotomine Kirei
  10. Kyle Hyde
  11. Leon Kennedy
  12. Dutch van der Linde
  13. Chris Redfield
  14. Boomer
  15. Saihara Shuichi
  16. Mastema
  17. Spider-Man
  18. Phoenix Wright
  19. Steve
  20. Extra
W11 L19 -8
~10 ~14 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №2

Chris Redfield, Boomer, Agent 47, Zoomer, Albert Wesker, Dutch van der Linde Leon S. Kennedy, Kyle Hyde Win
W12 L19 -7
~10 ~14 P
For: Case of Sperm
Elimination Chamber Agent 47, Fred Jones, HUNK, Senator Armstrong, Spider-Man, Maximillion Pegasus Lose
W12 L20 -8
~10 ~15 P
For Title: /v/
Agent 6 Gorillion
Agent 47 & Ushiromiya Battler
Lose Note: Lost by Submission
Royal Rumble
  1. Angry Video Game Nerd
  2. Louis
  3. Hachijo Tohya
  4. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  5. Hazama Masayoshi
  6. This Man
  7. Terry Davis
  8. Drake Bell
  9. Kino Punch
  10. Dan Schneider
  11. Pink Gril
  12. Agent 6 Gorillion
  13. Garcian Smith
  14. Agent 47
  15. Extra
  16. Big Knife Manju
  17. Ushiromiya Battler
  18. Phosphophyllite
  19. Travis Touchdown
  20. Ilya Kuvshinov
  21. The Prince of Persia
  22. Date Kaname
  23. Nagisa Kaworu
  24. Tony Hawk
  25. Triple H '01
  26. Majima Goro
  27. Andrew Dobson
  28. H. P. Lovecraft
  29. Kiryu Kazuma
  30. The Demon of Debt
Lose Elimination #13
NON-CANON Brock Lesnar Lose Game: SmackDown! Here Comes The Pain!
Kotomine Kirei, Majima Goro, Agent 47, Max Payne, Roman Reigns Win
W13 L20 -7
~10 ~15 P
Royal Rumble
  1. Kyle Hyde
  2. Agent 47
  3. Aniki
  4. Bane
  5. Adam Jensen
  6. Gold
  7. Arthur Morgan
  8. V
  9. Ushiromiya Battler
  10. Max Payne
  11. Majima Goro
  12. Junpei
  13. Fred Jones
  14. Chad
  15. Albert Wesker
  16. Tazuna Joe
  17. Brendan Fraser
  18. Dutch van der Linde
  19. Yuki Makoto
  20. Hijiri Jyoji
  21. Big Smoke
W13 L21 -8
~10 ~15 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contendership

Elimination №1

Rean Schwarzer Win
W14 L21 -7
~11 ~15 P
W9 L5 4
6 8 P
For: Money in the Bank
Ushiromiya Kinzo Lose
W14 L22 -8
~11 ~16 P
W9 L6 3
6 9 P
Royal Rumble
  1. Chad
  2. V
  3. Nakamura Shinsuke
  4. Ilya Kuvshinov
  5. Russell Adler
  6. John Bradford
  7. Kong Wenge
  8. Senator Armstrong
  9. Brendan Fraser
  10. Chris Redfield
  11. Agent 47
  12. Kotomine Kirei
  13. Robert
  14. Spazz Maticus
  15. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  16. Third Carlos
  17. Akasaka Mamoru
  18. Dr. Piccolo
  19. Maximillion Pegasus
  20. Rean Schwarzer
W14 L23 -9
~11 ~16 P
For Position: TFR General Manager

Elimination #10

Cash-In Majima Goro Win
W15 L23 -8
~12 ~16 P
W10 L6 4
7 9 P
TFR-BCW Tournament
Note: Majima won, but then 47 cashed in for the /v/ Title and won.

Note: And THEN Greg cashed in too and won the belt too.

Gregory Edgeworth Lose
W15 L24 -9
~12 ~17 P
W10 L7 3
7 10 P
Ushiromiya Battler Win Game: 2K18
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose
NON-CANON Ushiromiya Battler, Agent 47, Triple H '98

HUNK, Rakesh Kumar Orton, Undercarder '00

Win Game: 2K18

Note: Battler did a cool never before seen ladder sprint drop on HUNK.

Majima Goro, Agent 47, Gregory Edgeworth Lose
Royal Rumble
  1. Akasaka Mamoru
  2. V (Katana Zero)
  3. Kusabi Tetsugoro
  4. Kubota Zen
  5. Satou Gashu
  6. Bolo Reynolds
  7. Agent 47
  8. Senator Armstrong
NC Note: Experimental Match Type
NON-CANON Senator Armstrong Win
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Popularity Poll Rumble
Place: 6th〈47 votes〉
DMG Retention Tourney
Narushima Koga Win Battler Tournament
Phase: Quarter-Finals
Regigigas Win Battler Tournament
Phase: Semi-Finals
Eren Yeager Lose Battler Tournament
Phase: Finals
Hell in a Cell
Spazz Maticus Win Spazz Wrestling Training II
NON-CANON Maebara Keiichi Lose April's Fools
Note: 47 will exterminate Ooishi's boyfriend and all homosexual
Royal Rumble Full List Lose
W15 L25 -10
~12 ~17 P
For Title: Literal Jobber Title Contender
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Game: MDickie Wrestling Mpire Remix
Agent 47, Stork, Zagreus, Regigigas, Narihisago Akihito Win
Royal Rumble
Full List Win Game: 2K20
Ironman 20'
Extreme Rules
Ushiromiya Battler (3-0) Lose
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose
Ironman 30'
Ultra Realistic Ushiromiya Battler (4-1) Lose
Ironman 20' Furude Rikaler (3-1) Lose
W15 L26 -11
~13 ~20 P
W10 L8 2
8 13 P
As: Agent 34

Stage: Leon's Dream

Ironman 20'
Ushiromiya Battler (4-3) Lose Game: WWE Day of Reckoning
NON-CANON Ushiromiya Battler Win Game: WWE Day of Reckoning Note: 47 blasted Battler (and everyone watching) away with his incredible dance. We may never witness anything like it ever again.
W16 L26 -10
~14 ~20 P
W11 L8 3
9 13 P
Rokkenjimania III』– Opening Arc
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWF No Mercy
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE 2K20
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Restoration Arc
For Title: NXT #1 Contender
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Electric Rumble Boogaloo Arc
Game: MDickie's Wrestling MPire
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Electric Rumble Boogaloo Arc
Game: MDickie's Wrestling MPire Remix
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Electric Rumble Boogaloo Arc
Game: WWE Day of Reckoning
2/3 Falls
Apollo Justice (1-2) Win Rokkenjimania III』– Zoomer Arc
As: Lawyer 47
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– The Final Arc
Team Agent 47; bear, Vernon Emata, Porky Minch

Team Ushiromiya Battler; Big Shot, Avril Lavigne, King Hama

Lose Rokkenjimania III』– The Final Arc
Note: Submission
Extreme Rules
Ushiromiya Battler Win Rokkenjimania III』– The Final Arc
Game: MDickie's Wrestling MPire
The Mystery Masters

The Agents of Payne

Lose Rokkenjimania III』– The Final Arc
Ironman 20'
The Chads (2)

Agent 47 & Ushiromiya Battler (1)

Lose Rokkenjimania III』– The Final Arc
Ironman 30'
Miko Battler (12-3) Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Final Twilight Fight
As: Witch 47

Note: A battle of certainty vs miracles, where miracles kept pouring.

Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Popularity Poll Rumble」
Place: 20th〈021 votes〉
Ironman 30'
Ushiromiya Alexler (7-4) Lose As: Golden Agent
Royal Rumble Full List Lose
W16 L27 -11
~14 ~20 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
NON-CANON Ushiromiya Battler Win Game: WWE 2K19
Steel Cage
2/3 Falls
Triple Battler (2-1) Lose Game: WWE 2k22
NON-CANON? Ugrugmiya Uggler Lose 『April Fools』
Game: WWE 2k22 As: Agent 47000000 BC
Saihara Shuichi Win 『April Fools』
Game: WWE 2k22

Stage: The Oscars

Extreme Ruless
Ushiromiya Battler Lose 「2K22 GM Mode」

For Title: WWE Title

Ushiromiya Fastler Win Note: ×2 speed match
Royal Rumble
Full List Win
Royal Rumble
Arena Titantron
Ushiromiya Battler NC Note: ×2 speed match

Note: Experimental match type

Note: Both were trapped staring at each other until it crashed

Falls Count Anywhere Rando Lose
W16 L28 -12
~14 ~21 P
W11 L9 2
9 14 P
Iconic Match
-Rumble Winners Making Great Returns-

For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
Extreme Rules
Johnny Knoxville Lose 「2K22 Universe Mode」
NON-CANON Kyle Hyde Win 「2K22 Universe Mode」
Note: Jack Garland joined commentary
Aniki Win 「2K22 Universe Mode」
Royal Rumble
Full List NC Note: Crashed
Rance & Agent 47 — Rape All Homos, Jayden & Hassan — Straight Rused, Max Agony Lose
W16 L29 -13
~14 ~21 P
For Title: Undisputed Tag-Team #1 Contenders
Royal Rumble Full List Lose
W16 L30 -14
~14 ~21 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
Full List Lose
W16 L31 -15
~14 ~21 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender (winner) & Literal Jobber #2 Contender (runner-up)
NON-CANON Steven Sonozaki Lose
Royal Rumble Full List Lose
W16 L32 -16
~14 ~21 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose
Ryuki Kuruto Lose
W16 L33 -17
~14 ~22 P
W11 L10 1
9 15 P
Iconic Match
-Frayer's First-
「TFR Championship Return Tournament」
→Round 1
Royal Rumble Full List Lose
W16 L34 -18
~14 ~22 P
『Great Balls of Fire』
For Title: TFR #1 Contender
Agent 47, Angry Video Game Nerd, Zagreus, Suou Tatsuya, Robert Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Tables Arc
→Round 1

Note: Eternity returned again, but with no table stuck awaiting a miracle. Thankfully a kind audience member threw one.

Sinbad, Agent 47, Rean Schwarzer, Bevi, Morbius, Garcian Smith, Big Boss Man, Zoomer Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Blood Arc
Doug Walker Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Dark World Arc
→Round 1

Stage: NXT

Agent 47, Jack Garland, Apollo Justice, Angry Video Game Nerd, Boomer, Zoomer, Nae Nae Cat, Aniki Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– End of Sumo Arc
→Round 2
Royal Rumble
Full List
W16 L35 -19
~14 ~22 P
For Title: TFR #2 Contender
Full List
W16 L36 -20
~14 ~22 P
Note: Representing Australia.
NON-CANON Agent 47 (Win)
Agent 47 (real)
Stage: North Pole
Team Leon S. Kennedy, Ushiromiya Battler, Dante, Suou Tatsuya

Team Chris Redfield, Agent 47, Phoenix Wright, Kiryu Kazuma

Iconic Match
-Showdown of Protagonists-
TFR's 4th Anniversary
Game: WWE 2K19
Extreme Rules
Ushiromiya Battler, Agent 47, Saihara Shuichi Win TFR's 4th Anniversary
Stage: V3rtual Arena (Christmas)

Game: WWE 2K22


Extreme Rules
Ushiromiya Battler Lose
Iconic Match
-FINAL of 2K22-

Stage: Cell Games
Extreme Rules
Robo-Battler Lose 『2K23 RELEASE』
Game: WWE 2K23
War Games
Agent 47 +Mario, Cody Rhodes, Veer Mahaan

Robo-Battler +Slipshaw McGraw, Kotomine Kirei, Triple H

Hell in a Cell
Dante & Nero (The Sparda Bloodline), Agent 47 & Rance, Kyle Hyde & Rando Lose Game: WWE 2K23
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Game: WWE 2K23

Note: DL'd CAWs were so OP that the match's contendership was cancelled

Ironman 20'
Ushiromiya Battler (3-9) Win Game: WWE 2K23
Royal Rumble
Full List
W16 L37 -21
~14 ~22 P
-Iconic Match-

For Title: Literal Jobber #2 Contender
NON-CANON Nero Win Referee: Saihara Shuichi
Royal Rumble
Full List
W17 L37 -20
~14 ~22 P
For Title: Mystery Prize
The Agents of Payne, Mafia City, The Coomer Gang Lose
W17 L38 -21
~14 ~22 P
For Title: TFR Tag-Team #1 Contenders
Royal Rumble
Full List
NON-CANON Ushiromiya Battler Win 「2K23 GM MODE」
Note: ★★
Royal Rumble
Full List
W17 L39 -22
~14 ~22 P
For Title: TFR #1 Contender
Ultimate X Majima Goro, Geralt of Rivia, Agent 47, Wayne Win
W17 L40 -23
~14 ~22 P
「Bad to the Bone Tournament」
Tag-Team The Agents of Payne

The Extra-ction

W18 L40 -22
~15 ~22 P
For Title: TFR Tag-Team #1 Contenders
Supporting Max Payne
「Berserker Brawl」
→Pool C
Tag-Team The Agents of Payne

Champions Psychoak

W18 L41 -23
~15 ~22 P
For Title: TFR Tag-Team
The Legends


W19 L41 -22
~15 ~22 P
Iconic Match
-Black Guardians of the Tower-

Note: Chris got literally every KO.
NON-CANON Ushiromiya Battler Win Rokkenjimania IV』– WrestleDream Arc
Maximillion Pegasus Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Downfall Arc
Note: Count-out
Extreme Rules
The King Donte, Agent 47, White Glint, Teddy Maxis Lose
Iconic Match
-King of Chairs: Gone Mental-
Rokkenjimania IV』– Schizophrenia Arc
For: King of Chairs
NON-CANON Zecchou Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Hopes and Dreams Arc

History - AA Rumble[edit | edit source]

AA Rumble
Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Ushiromiya Battler & Agent 47

Payne Train

W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Note: Rookies put in their place

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Nicknamed Battler as "Faggler"
  • Got away with everything.
    • Until he died.

Gallery[edit | edit source]