Agent 47

MINNA
Partners

Rance (Rape All Homos)

Moveset

Backstabber

Biographical information

Relatives

Siblings

Agent 48 (clone)
Agent 49 (clone)

Marital

not homo at all

Date of Birth

SEP 05, 1964

Place of Birth

The ADN of several men's cum, in some lab

Physical Description

Species

Clone

Gender

♂️ Male

Origin

Hitman

Board Category

/v/ - Video Games

"I have an announcement to make. Battler is a shitter who cannot escape me forever, he can suck my fucking dick. Also Battler is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY." ― AK47, before getting utterly destroyed by an irate Battler.

The main character from HITMAN.

Through TFR, Agent 47 is a foil to Battler, while one wants to solve the murders of his family (if they happened at all) and disprove the implication of magic being used to commit them and even being willing to disprove magic as a whole, 47 is an assassin, and further would go as far as using magic to take down his targets if it was available and necessary to him.

Beautifully Executed[edit | edit source]

An expert assassin shrouded in mystery, Agent 47 will kill as long as he gets a contract that pays well. Created from the DNA from several criminal masterminds, 47 is now looking to make big bucks, and what better place than the world of Wrestling, where any famous wrestler will pay for his competition to be executed. That's why Agent 47 has joined the ranks of TFR under the guise of being a wrestler. Donning the perfect mask, 47 is able to make all his kills seem like "accidents". Will anyone stand up to 47's lethality?

TFR/Season 1[edit | edit source]

47 is tasked with the mission of recovering the case, no matter what it takes.

Episode 1

He infiltrates a chamber to battle for a chance at the case, but the mission goes awry.

Episode 2

After being noticed by enemy agents and detectives, 47 ends in a match between them all.

Episode 3

47 tries to get close to Payne to take him out since he learned the truth about him, and pretends to team up.

Episode 6

As he keeps posing as a wrestler, he finally finds a good opportunity to reveal himself and attack, invading on his and then challenging him directly, but he escapes, and with the unstable situation going in TFR, he decides to lay low for now until he can strike clearly, as attacking now would make him seem like an agent of The Bogdanoffs, making him an easy target.

Episode 8

However, the mission for the case ends as a failure.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

With the situation now calmter, 47 takes another contract: Eliminate Payne.

Episode 1

47 attacks Payne backstage to get rid of him, but survives and escapes.

Episode 2

While on his way to a scheduled match with Alucard, 47 jumps on Payne with a sledgehammer and beats the shit out of him. Presuming him dead, he leaves the stage.

Episode 3[edit | edit source]

However, to his surprise, Max survived and wanted revenge, one final match to decide who lives and who dies. 47 wins and completes his assassination, however before leaving the ring, his next contract sets his target for someone who, too, was wrestling for TFR: a red haired man...

Episode 5

During his entrance, Ushiromiya Battler is back-attacked by 47, but once 47 drags him into the ring to finish him, the situation reverses, and it is Battler who proceeds to beat the shit out of 47, leaving him no option but to flee after the match ends.

Episode 6

Surprised at such a defeat, 47 forges a plan.

In the middle of the match, none other than Max Payne, now bald and wearing brazilian clothes, runs in to attack Battler. However, even this has no effect as Battler still manages to beat 47, who is now dazzled by being defeated twice by such an unimpressive looking opponent.

Episode 7[edit | edit source]

Dutch & Ruber fulfilling The Plan, while 47 and Payne stand undecided.

As it turns out, Payne's assassination was fully staged so he could get away from fulfilling the contract and lay low in Brazil. They are actually good friends, and Payne has helped 47 in assassinations before. After Max changed his looks, he asked him for help on defeating this Battler guy, and he attacked him during the fight.

However, this wasn't enough, so Max had to come into action. Next they showed up in a tag match against them, and 47 opened with this:

"I have an announcement to make.
Battler is a shitter who cannot escape me forever, he can suck my fucking dick. Also BATTLER. IS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

An attempt at psychological warfare, 47 was expecting this to completely throw Battler off, but more than that, they were able to win the match against 4 opponents.

47 couldn't understand what he was doing wrong, so next up he would send Max to deal with him.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

However, 47 took the mental warfare to the next level, decided to create a phrase that would rival Battler's BCW, he wore a hat that said BIG, for "Battler Is Gay", and had prepared an all new speech

"I have another announcement to make.
The last match was completely fucking rigged! Battler and Phoenix are cum, guzzling, faggots!
Also WITCHES. ARE. REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"

But not even this could stop Battler from winning against them once more, 47 was completely devoid of any explanation of how the greatest assassin could fail once again.

Episode 8.5

In some alleyway, a battered Man and an Assassin lay down, defeated once again. They failed another contract to defeat their target. How could we fail? We are the best Assassin and Vigilante, forming a Tag Team group. That should cover all of each other's weaknesses. It's all the fault of that bloody haired Japanese man, we should have been able to kill him and fulfill our contract. Weren't we good enough? We always terminated our targets up until this point. Maybe this isn't our thing anymore. But what do we do then? Nowhere to go... I... don't know. Another contract, if we can pull another job we should be back in the game, and we won't fail next time. Yeah...

Episode 12

But even then, they would keep failing to defeat their targets. His mind wandered to the one who had triumphed him so many times.

This red haired man who keeps beating 47 has him wondering who could he be. Who could beat the greatest hitman alive?

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

47 has become completely obsessed with Battler, he is the only one among here who stands a chance against him. Battler is the only person worthy of being his rival and he must die by 47's hands, it must be destined to be so. How long until 47 totally loses it?

Episode 1

Due to the weird time travel happening, being once more in the year 2K, 47 defeats a target once more, reliving the experience of having prey in his hands like a hunter. A dungeon master, who doesn't stand a chance against him at this time. He is powerless against him.

Episode 2

And next is a priest, who is none other than the champion holding the King of Jobbers Title. He puts up a good fight, more than any normal priest could, but nonetheless he is defeated, and 47 wallows in the victory.

Episode 3

So much, that he cannot stop thinking about Ushiromiya Battler for some reason. Thus he decides to send a video to him; bragging about his free time with his championship and mocking his defeat at the hands of Darkholme. He mentions that next week some losers will fight to determine who is next on his list, but such easy contracts are boring, and even him would put more of a fight.

And remember, Battler. WITCHES ARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

But back in the present, once again he is to face loss, having suffered a defeat from one of Miami's greatest officers, and to lose the title too as well, 47's disdain continues to grow.

Episode 6

Payne stands in front of the door to the room where "Battler" was locked up, and claims that 47 is missing, probably locked in his room crying after losing the title, but thinks that bringing Battler's corpse would cheer him up. However, before he kicks the door down, he sees Battler going into another room, and wondering how he got out without leaving his room, follows him through the other door...

Episode 7

In an emergency meeting, Wright states that after kicking down Battler's door, Ushiromiya Kinzo was found dead, with an unidentified stomach wound, probably related to the loud noise that happened near the room after he disappeared. Moreso, the room was locked, and "Battler" was presumed inside, but without any evidence for a precise culprit. The room was locked without any way inside or outside. The Agents of Payne have been missing for a week as well.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

"Dear The Faggot Rumble, I have yet another announcement to make.
IT WAS ME, I DID IT, I put the hit on Kinzo, I baked that lasagna!
Also Battler Negro IS reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaal."

As Wright claims, Gordon, Ja/ck/, Serge, Jack & Joe Baker, and Gold were attacked and injured backstage, with the evidence pointing to 2 people and syncing to 47's appearances and disappearances, but when questioned, he stated only that "Black Battler did it all".

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

However, Saihara Shuichi appears to 47 as he fears he has investigated and discovered his entire plan:

And it finally happened, as 47 had allied himself with Black Battler, killed Kinzo Ushiromiya, made Payne disappear, and then they together attacked several wrestlers just to make people believe Black Battler was the real Battler, and so the universe would take Battler as the mistake and make him disappear. His plan came crashing down when Shuichi Saihara discovered his schemes and revealed it to Battler.

Thus, Battler defeated Black Battler, went over the entire mystery so it was clear to everyone, and finally, with null faith resting on Black Battler's existence, denied his existence.

Season 3 Extra[edit | edit source]

Battler finds 47 in a room and confronts him, he was trying to hide evidence once again.

Claiming that they found evidence of another part of his plan, Battler reveals there were rare minerals in his locker, which leads to believe he was trying to create his own focusing stone (but had failed to get the key material: E115). Also, he got the minerals from Steve, who disappeared a while ago.

47 claims it doesn't matter, but Battler reveals that the notes suggested his backup plan was sending Black Battler using the stone... to Rokkenjima, October 4th of 1986.

As 47 becomes distraught, he challenges Battler to one final match once and for all. Battler readily accepts, and adds the perfect place to end it the Ushiromiya Secret Wrestling Ring, his very own training place from so long ago.

Finally at last, 47 won against Battler at last. But would this be the end of it?

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

Finally at last, Battler is done for, as he has gotten amnesia from their last match, and is out of the ring. The contract is cleared.

Episode 1

Max and 47 celebrate, and although he hasn't heard back from whoever put it up, but that's not what matters now that Faggler's done.

He's not sure who he'll be his next contract, but he's sure it'll be something worthwhile.

Episode 2-3

They set to defeat a rival assassin team, Killer2, but they were unsuccessful

Episode 11

When Kojima reveals his plan, they end up in the Universe 2K20, safe from The Final Impact.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

He was summoned for a conference along with Max Payne, where he ended up trapped in La Parka II's twisted Majority Vote.

Episode 1

He was subjected to a surprise Majority Vote, where he received 4 votes, concluding with HUNK being instantly sentenced to death.

However, his friend Payne wasn't as lucky as him as he was sentenced to death as well.

Episode 2

He and Ulmeyda fight for immunity in a tag match, but lose.

A rumble is held for all the previously sentenced, the single winner to escape death, but Payne doesn't win and is executed.

Episode 4

Agent 47 begins to lose it after it sets in that Payne, his best friend, is gone. He threatens to assassinate La Parka, but he claims he's merely a host. But 47 shouts that it must be nothing but lies.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

Crying out at the "rivalry" theme of the matches of the third trial, just like 47 was reminded of his greatest friend last trial, he was now reminded of his greatest rival. Thinking this must be all a sick trick to torture him for his sins, he blames La Parka for both, and swears to bring them back no matter what.

As his desire reaches critical levels, he finds himself in the ring next to Battler himself. Unable to believe it, he fights to confirm it was him, and his jobbing ways more than do. Overjoyed at having his rival back, 47 just tells Battler to fight another time, but Battler just shouts wondering what he wants from him.

La Parka chimes in from the TV to mention that he is a Doll, and artificial non-human being. 47 cries in disbelief and labels it as another lie, believing that Max must be alive as well. Battler however stays silent as leaves, which makes 47 howl.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

As La Parka is explaining the next trial, 47 proclaims that Max has to be there, as he saw him last week. La Parka tells him no such thing existed, in fact, he specifically ordered no such thing to ever exist. This causes 47 to finally lose it.

Aaaaaaaaaaahh?! You call this amusing?! What's wrong with your head?!! Die!
Go slice your head to bits and look inside, you'll see there's nothing there!!!
I won't forgive you!! How could you do something so cruel?!!
I've sometimes thought you could be a bit funny, but I'll never make that mistake again!
You're just a monster who's cruel on all levels!!! Don't show yourself in front of me!! Never again!!
I won't accept you! I won't talk with you! I don't even want to look at your face!!
Did you hear me?!! Don't show yourself in front of me!
DISAPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!

Next, when 47 appears before Bane for their match, he has radically changed; to cope, he has created a Battler-like persona, and dressed as such. As such, he accuses others of being "the bald assassin" and engages in telling them how terrible they are.

And YOU have the courage to call others 'GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY'? How pitiful!
Hey, hey, and what about Max? Is HE your boyfriend?
I mean, you two are always together, after all! And you want to call ME a cum guzzling homosexual?
Hey, 47, are you listening? 47?
HEY! GET BACK HERE! I STILL HAVE TO FINISH YOU OFF!
IT'S USELESS... IT'S ALL USELESS! UUUUUUUWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Claiming that the match was an unfair 2-on-1 with Max on the other side, Sou reminds him that Max is gone.

MAX ISN'T GONE! STOP SAYING THAT! DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

As they enter a forbidden room, 47 sees a doll of Max, and is initially overjoyed, but quickly reverts back to the Battler persona.

EVERYONE IS HERE! LOOK! IT'S... IT'S PAYNE!
Payne... I'm so ha-...
ARRRGHHH YOU BALD BASTARD! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU AND THAT OTHER BALD BASTARD UP WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE!

However, as La Parka appears and destroys Mr. X, along with his explanationon about Dolls, 47 just cries.

Episode 12[edit | edit source]

After larping as Battler for half the season he arrives at the final twilight of the death game: The Final Trial.

La Parka reveals himself as Mr. BANS, who is none other than Ushiromiya Battler After Not Surviving. 47, though shocked at first, admits he was only pretending to be Battler due to being unable to accept his subconscious' subtle suspicions of the true culprit of the death game being none other than Battler, and the tremendous guilt he was unaware he was carrying as a result. For if he were Battler, then Battler could not be the one behind all of this.

With the fate of all the surviving death game participants on the line and wanting to atone for his actions that he believes kickstarted this tragedy, Agent 47 writes his name as the final answer and duels BANS. But, he is completely powerless against the ruler of hell, and the final rumble to determine the winner of the death game proceeds just as planned, along with revealing the true nature of being the final "survivor": determining a new host body for BANS.

When the rest of wrestlers from the 2K19 universe come to rescue their friends trapped in the death game, he and everyone else are nowhere to be seen...

Agent 47 has expired.

This character died in the Death Game

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Despite being dead, 47 lives on in his various clone brothers, whose origin are a mystery.

Season 0[edit | edit source]

47 starts his work posing as a lawyer, as a manner of living hiding from his assassin life. Or maybe he just wanted to be a fucking lawyer.

Episode 10.2

Strange versions of 47 show up inside Leon's dream.

Episode 14[edit | edit source]

Court is now in session, presided by The MMMighty Judge, using the badass fast-paced initial trial system because he has a meeting with his biker friends. Vitalik asks from the Witness Stand to wait while his defense makes its way late, making Wright wonder if he has something up his sleeve... and indeed, he shocks everyone as he has hired the legendary undefeated defense attorney: Lawyer 47, who apologized for the lateness as some RED-HAIRED FAGGOT got his suit dirty.

The prosecution makes their opening statement: Vitalik has mismanaged the company from health issues to match fixing, and presents evidence proving the connection between TFR staff and the late Chuck's Suck & Fuck; 47 quickly discards it on the basis that "it cannot be read because reading is for homos", a formidable move that the Judge allows while looking uninterested and all of Sminem's team acknowledges as a difficult challenge. Next, the defense makes a statement of their own, "all of the prosecution's evidence is fake and gay, fabricated even, and no real evidence will be heard against his client as Vitalik and TFR have done literally nothing wrong, and Chuck's is a gay den of lies."

Edgeworth presents a decisive piece of evidence—a photo proving a match which had a different outcome than officially acknowledged after the lights of the arena suddenly turn off (that's ground for gimmmmmick infringemmmmmmment). But unluckily 47's glasses are too fucking blurry to see anything and he rips the image in half. Also, 47 would like to add one thing: no hat-wearing attorneys have been left mentally retarded due to TFR as they employ the amazing Dr. Piccolo, or at least that would be if he wasn't such a fucking traitor like the rest of the people in this room.

Exhibit GAYYYY: Kyle Hyde. All those mysteries solved and yet no one can find out why you suck so much.
Tell me, does the paper clip represent your penis size, or is it a metaphor for how you can barely keep anything together.
Saihara? Amima? Who? So many Danganronpa shitters here I can't even keep track of them all.
Who's running the billing here, a monkey, or a teenage girl?
And Janny? Janny!? JANNY!?
And the prosecution? The prosecution? Heh. Who gives a shit about the prosecution, we all know they're gonna lose anyway.
They're both foolish fools who are too foolish to know that they have been fooled. They are the poison that is rotting TFR from within.

Sminem's team hangs on to the last string of hope after such demolishing defense...

At last, the prosecution presents its most finishing piece of evidence, years upon years of company records that help detail Vitalik's scheme with other parties such as the mafia and even the president, gathered by a staff member risking his own well-being—Amami Rantaro. It picks the judge's interest but hears the defense's rebuttal first: Zzzzsnore. The decision is clear and the evidence doesn't change anything, disappointing Piccolo, Janny, and Amami, as they've met with a move worthy of an Ultimate Lawyer.

With time at its limit, Edgeworth desperately looks for the missing piece to the puzzle that is such an impenetrable defense. his assistant Therapist affirms he must be on the right track, the defense's posture can only mean one thing, and that's that it's bluffing. If he can pinpoint his confidence's source, he can defeat it, and that's when Edgeworth notices it by using his father's glasses, his achilles' heel: his perfect bald. By distracting the judge by way of retreading on his father's lengthy medical records, he also annoys the defense into going into a rant, and uses the opportunity to steal Payne's wig and throw it onto 47's head; instantly, his focus, confidence and charisma are crushed before he can stop talking.

Because, like the legend he is, the Judge...
Judge NEVER DREW A DIME!
HE NEVER PASSED THE BAR! HE'S NEVER EATEN CHICAGO STYLE PIZZA!
HE ONLY EXISTS TO TAKE BRIBES AND WHACK HIS GAVEL! HIS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS BEING ABLE TO SUCK DICKS BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AT WENDY'S AND NOT GET CAUGHT!
IT IS TRULY A SAD DAY WHEN A PARODY OF A HUMAN BEING CAN BE CALLED A "JUDGE". DARE I SAY, THE DARK AGE OF THE LAW IS ALREADY HERE.
That's why... That's why I declare this case closed!
Law degrees are a sham anyway, get a real degree like fine arts.
Or at least be a cop so you can carry a gun and look cool. You'd be surprised how many are like th-

A pure strike is delivered, and the judge finally sees through the defense's lies, sentencing the attorney to wrestler's court after the trial is over. In light of these events, the verdict is set, and the court declares TheFinalRumble... GUILTY.

TFR/Season 6: Epilogue[edit | edit source]

During the Sperm Case Wars, 47 joins the fray without purpose or mission, but to just test his abilities as an assassin. He would end up winning The Case of Sperm.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

A top of the class assassin, he holds onto the case as various parties wait for it to be available.

Episode 1[edit | edit source]

He infiltrates a tables match and wins.

Episode 2[edit | edit source]

Afterwards, he exchanges the case to an unknown third party for a MITB case. On his way backstage he is met with a young wrestler with red hair who asks him for directions, and notices he has the MITB. He wonders if he won't cash out now because HUNK is really strong, and leaves.

...God, what a faggot.

Episode 3[edit | edit source]

47 readies himself to cash in tonight and show everyone what he's made of, a backstabber and 1-2-3 for the belt, he refuses to fade into irrelevancy and being crossed by FAGGOT ROOKIES like FAGGLER ever again. He made cum into a cash in, he'll make cum into a belt.

...however, he doesn't show up to his cash-in.

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

Blaming that Wright laid down to make him look bad and that FAGGLER stole his case (totally true), he decides to take his fury on the first homo sapiens that appears. Haha. Merely holding back...

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

Takes his fury on Kinzo and calls witches gay, but that makes him mad and his DESIRE crushes him.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

Calls Miyao and Jayden queers.

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

FINALLY cashes in... on an ally match worth no points. Well whatever he managed to win the belt! OBJECTION, said Greg, who counter-cashed-in to ACTUALLY win points, and stole the belt right from 47 in less than 2 minutes. KWAB.

TFR/Off-Season 7: Hard Time OVA[edit | edit source]

Worked as a lawyer for some reason and was a damn good one. Literally every time Furio Tigre commited a felony he got him scot free.

TFR/Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

Episode 2

47: Agent 47. My name is Agent 47, and I am a certified D. D for Dickest BIG, and you can't. Beat. That.
And this right here is biiig Max, the Maxerino is here. And you can't. Beat. That.
Badda Boom, Badda Bing, fucking Battler is a pig.

Max: There's only ONE WORD to DESCRIBE THEM, and I'm gonna SPELL. IT. OUT for them. F-A-G-G-O-T!

Episode 28: Battler's Birthday Bash[edit | edit source]

Ah there you are, my favorite foe, my beloved faggot. Hello Battler Ushiromiya, and happy fucking birthday.
First on the list: [typing] Battler, your reddit account now has Reddit Gold, congratulations!
I also made you a gift, a complimentary birthday song I mixed myself. Please Battler, enjoy. (Dear god I hope they copyright this)
🎵Happy birthday to you (YOU'RE GAY),🎵
🎵Happy birthday to you (YOU SUCK DICKS),🎵
🎵Happy birthday dear Battler (SO QUEER),🎵
🎵Happy birthday to you. (I HOPE YOU DIEEE).🎵
And Battler, my final gift to you... Gamestop giftcard. Who knows, maybe you may be able to purchase... BATTLERTOADS. OHOHOHOHOO!
All right all right, I think we're done here.
So um, yeah this is kinda awkward. I expected, I expected more, I expected better from myself, so yes I'm, I'm going to beat your ass now.
Enjoy.

Episode 33

Participates in the TFR Championship Return Tournament.

Sadly, some FAG decided to finally win against him out of all persons, a clear attack on his views.

Episode 41: TFR's 4th Anniversary[edit | edit source]

Non-Canon

Saihara gets cucked by Battler also 47 and Lambdadelta are there too.

Then Saihara dies and Delta Squad rapes Battler while 47 verbally abuses him.

Episode 49: April Fools[edit | edit source]

Non-Canon

Records Battler admitting he's a fag and then asks for a million dollah.

"I'm rich"

Then uploads the recording online.

Episode 50

Is victorious in the royal rumble and wins the right to a mysterious prize.

Episode 51

The wheel lands on a fucking main TFR title contendership.

Episode 55

Participates in the "Bad to the Bone Tournament".

The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]

After his humiliating defeat in obtaining the title, 47 and his friend Max decide to team up to take another title and this time hold it for more than a minute.

Episode 1

Btfo HUNK and his mook for the contendership.

Episode 2

Supports his partner Max on his Berserker Brawl match.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

It's gone. The Maxerino is gone. And there's only one conclusion.

Agent 47 breaks into Ushiromiya Battler's room. Maxerino is gone... and it must have been this filthy faggot who took him!

DON'T YOU LOVE MAXERINO? SAY IT AGAIN! SAY YOU LOVE MAXERINO!

Since he said it... he really must have seduced and took him away! But he won't escape the professional!

But... Battler lost someone important too... the only guy willing to talk to him when he was down in the dumps... and now he's missing...

47 comprehends he doesn't really love Maxerino (and doesn't even know who that is). But if he's missing too... something must be going here.

Listen, I know this is weird to say to someone who was just threatening me a few seconds ago, but... What if we scratch each other's back?

Battler offers something unthinkable to 47: investigating this together. But in this case... since Maxerino is missing... there's no other choice.

Alright! Looking forward to see what you're capable of, Assassin!

...But you'll pay me 1,000,000 dollars if you fail.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

After receiving a call from an eerily-trustworthy voice with a location, Agent 47 and Battler arrive finding Suou Tatsuya already there, 47 shouting that it must be the mysterious man who took Maxerino and Battler trying to calm him down. Next is Dante, in awe at the party being put here, as Battler is surprised when he arrives from seeing him in AEW backstage, although Dante doesn't recognize him at all since he assumed he was the only person who knows how to wrestle in AEW, on the other hand he has only heard good things about The Professional and hopes to see him in AEW, yet 47 asks for 1000000 dollars upfront and he's barking at the wrong Sparda for having money. Turning to Tatsuya, Dante wonders if he was called here too, but Tatsuya remains confused since he's not a wrestler (although Dante gets a strangely reliable feeling from him). Then, Kiryu Kazuma and Chris Redfield are the last to arrive, having been told by a strangely-trustworthy call that Date's fate would remain doomed unless they visited the place instructed. Tatsuya can't help but think he's the only one there without a goal, but something in him still believes there must be a reason he was called... maybe even something he's missing too.

Since they are all finally gathered, the Suit begins his explanation: the incidents that led to this situation all tie back to one common denominator, the rampaging monster they call "The Black Knight" that has taken over Coolsville Hills. Knowing of his strength and power to assemble an army, his superior has decided to take action, and assembled this elite squad by gathering everyone in this room. One of the Black Knight's abilities is to take over anything unable to resist his power, including people, so anyone he defeats will become "blacked", much like Date was. However, they have found a way to counter that ability, lying in a package next to all of them are special white clothes.

It sounds like magic to Battler, Tatsuya would have talked to Eikichi if he wanted a band, and 47 wonders if they stole them from his wardrobe, on the other hand it reminds Kiryu of the 80s and makes him want to sing karaoke. The idea amuses Chris who agrees to it after rescuing Date, Battler also hopes to come and 47 has no option but to follow too and make sure Faggler doesn't get too queer in there, plus might as well also demonstrate his Professional mic skills. Tatsuya then does an impression of a jet engine, shocking everyone else in the room, and Chris even comments it might be a better group in terms of vocal chords than wrestlers.

The Suit reminds everyone what's a stake here, and Chris puts his serious face when he realizes he's found himself a squad once again, even getting a bit nostalgic, but once they get equipped their destination is obvious, as the top floor of Coolsville Hills is where the Black Knight resides. It's time to gear up...

Chris: For Date...
Battler: Steve...
Agent 47: Max...
Dante: Prince...
Kiryu: Let's go. We'll bring them all back!
Tatsuya: In the end, it's up to us...
Everyone: To save wrestling.

They reach the distance where Coolsville Hills is already visible. Battler points out getting to the top doesn't look easy (at least for a bottom bitch like faggler says 47), when Dante receives a call from Ooishi needing urgent backup. Before heading to the meetup and splitting up, Ooishi's group was headed to a local OMW show hearing it was attacked, but Date was also there and "they" are too strong for them, they can't hold much longer. Dante needs to take a detour and hurry to "The Dark Alleyway of Wrestling" and Kiryu also jumps to go with him to protect Mizuki; Chris also wishes to go, but Dante reminds him that Coolsville Hills is the priority and they can't spare any more of them being distracted. Even if he can't abandon Date, Chris knows he needs to act as a captain, and entrusts Date and everyone else's safety to Dante and Kiryu.

Episode 7[edit | edit source]

Breaking through groups made of Blacked Coolsville Hills Security Guards, the heroes near close the distance with just a few floors between them and the Black Knight. But in the middle of their journey, their path is blocked by formidable Blacked warriors, ones they could call the lower guardians of the tower: The Grunch, Enderman, El Ogro de las Americas, and La Creatura, these are none other than their Blacked missing friends. Chris pushes Tatsuya to go forward while they fight these four and hold the guards with just the three of them, but just at that time Therapist arrives also in all-white, decided to not leave his patients behind, theRaping them in the ring if necessary. Battler suggests someone next to him could also use some of that since they've been uppity about coping with a shiny head, but 47 proclaims BALD IS BEAUTIFUL YOU FLAMING HOMO. Also arriving is Dante, since Kiryu handled taking care of the OMW victims by himself, to inform them The Black Knight has changed into "Blacked Nash" and his power has become... unfathomable! With no second to waste, they can't allow the Knight's power to resonate with Nash's body any longer, and Chris pushes Tatsuya and Dante up while he decidedly defends his squad, especially since 47 threatens that if he lets The Professional die... he'll kill you.

With the opponents defeated, the heroes get ready to deliver the finishing strike that will awaken them, but out of nowhere, all of the Blacked Security rushes to this floor, guarding their fallen brothers and spelling disaster for the poor little white wrestlers before setting their eyes on the invaders higher up.

When it almost seemed lost...

Hmmm? I don't think anyone is going anywhere. Now before we have a little fun~
Yeah... SOCIETY is full of cowards...
And we're not gonna admit any of that!

Like this wasn't enough of a joke already, the clowns arrive to save the day. Why? How? No time for questions when there's a show to put on. They swiftly make quick work of all the nearby guards and give the fallen legends good hard knock. Hope rests on Tatsuya and Dante now. On the lower floors, everyone wonders how Tatsuya is doing as they defeat the last of security. Just then, the last of the heroes arrives.

Therapist: Hey... I think we just got ourselves some late reinforcements.
Battler: Huh? What took you so long?
Agent 47: Yeah, real useful coming up now, when we're all tired and injured!
Chris: I... Didn't think you'd come... But you know how happy it makes me to see your face. Leon..........
Wright: We've been expecting you. I think you're just on time. Feeling fresh? You better be. There's a big task ahead of you. Leon..........

Just when Tatsuya thought it was all over, out of the darkness, like a beam of light, came a shining hope for them all, an unlikely hero. Leon..........'s best friend Ark Thompson! He got the call a little later, but he rushed to make it on time. Super Blacked Nash is surprised, but not even that can stop Terror that is rooted in Fear. Ark is surprised if that used used to be Nash, but Tatsuya is 'fraid to say so. The time is just right, so Tatsuya is ready to go for one more and do it. Make the world shine bright, like an eternal hot, sweltering summer!

With the time to end this, Ark thinks it's time to drop a cool one-liner like his friend Leon would, something like... JACKPOT! Both deliver a deafening double blow to Super Blacked Nash's head. But even with that... Super Blacked Nash still gets up. The King of Spades has one last trick to play, as he commands authority over the whole building since Coolsville Hills itself has been Blacked by now, and soon, both of them will be victims of its destruction, meanwhile he will survive it. Super Blacked Nash pities the fragility of humans, even both of himself before this form, beings who would be trembling in fear unprepared for the terror that rises, so weak. He thought only the money and the miles mattered before, but now sees the missing ingrediente clear as cum... The money, the miles, and the melanin.

Ark finds out the way to the rooftop, even though Tatsuya feels the situation hopeless, they rush out and still come with no way out. Just at the end of the line, when Tatsuya thought he was never going to find what was missing, that feeling in his heart, and why was he even here... all of their friends arrived in a helicopter!

Date: Guess who's back?
Therapist: You held out pretty well so far, guys!
Kiryu: Let's get out of here!
Agent 47: Yeah, hurry up! The sooner I get away from Faggler, the better!
Battler: Then why are you sitting so close to me? Personal space, buddy! You were the one who agreed with this teamup in the first place.
Dante: Sure is a big help when a old rival joins your side. I would know, I'm inside one right now.
Chris: Climb that ladder and let's get out of here!

Everyone showed up to rescue them, but... he can't let their efforts be in vain. Without finishing Super Blacked Nash, he'll unleash an age of terror upon Coolsville. Tatsuya urges Ark to leave, as even if the explosion catches them, he'll protect everyone. Super Blacked Nash arrives at the rooftop, claiming he'll survive everything, every more, every threat! But Chris has a better idea, throwing Tats an RPG-7 (Tatsuya wondering where he even got it) and tells him to make him become regular Big Daddy Bitch again. In fear of what he knows it's coming, Super Blacked Nash even promises he won't post Rikishi's ass anymore, but for Tatsuya, it's the Black Knight's time to become extinguished, as he rushes to him and launches it directly into his asshole.

...with the mission over, there was only one thing left to do. Kiryu kills it at karaoke as everyone praises him, since it is a hobby of his after all. Ark however could't come up since his friend Leon S. Kennedy had given him a secret mission. Battler urges 47 to try next, but he seems pretty down, as the Maxino, the heckin' Maxy Paynerino wasn't found at all even though they combed the building on their way. Just then, 47 receives a call from... MAXERINOOOOOOOOOO who apparently had received a free vacation to Brazil from a trustworthy fellow if he just quietly left and told nobody. Tatsuya even heard they serve a special delicacy called "Sopa de Macaco" there, and Date's mouth waters at the idea of those big booty latinas! Max is actually on his way back and was calling 47 to pick him up, but since he's got some friends around won't disturb him. 47 now realizes the situation he's in and is surprised when hearing 'friends', but both Battler and Chris agree as they were in the same squad and worked so well together. Although Date couldn't make it this time, Dante hopes they can go on missions together another time (he's not splitting his pay though) and Date wonders if his mags will work...

Observing this whole situation, Tatsuya feels as if things aren't as off anymore, he could find his place before, his purpose, but after this, he feels like he can see the shape of the puzzle pieces more clearly, like having found a light in the darkness, and soon enough they'll start fitting, so he just wants to say... Thank you. Battler also hopes to find his way, and thinks that after that mission maybe he can go far one day. Kiryu looks forwards to the bright future of those two, and Dante even offers to put a good word with Nero, if only he can remember his name, which 47 gently does as "Shit-Stabbin', Fudge-Packin' Ushiromyass Faggler".

Date just heard back from Ooishi, and everyone is also invited to drinks and Mahjong later tonight, with Dante accepting to go if pizza is also on the table. Chris has one final thing to say... as he should be the one thanking them all. And since their time is almost up, it's time to blow up the house with one last round, all together.

One, two, three... Go!

TFR/Off-Season 9: Rokkenjimania V[edit | edit source]

Non-Canon

47 is ready... a war is coming between people who employed him and he must stop it. "Battler" doesn't matter anymore, the only thing that seems to do the federation's survival. Right before his eyes is the doorstep to the locker room he used to work at, and standing there is the "man with the plan", his former employer; his mind is set on destroying everything around him just so he can achieve his personal goals, by killing it's founder and thereby putting an end to TFR... but 47 must put an end to him, to "Mr. B" how he is called these days. Even though they share similar goals, there's one big difference between them... 47 never thought he would be facing such a powerful man, yet having defeated many foes in past wars, he still feels weak standing there. Like when Vader told Luke Skywalker "There is no one stronger than me" or when Piccolo said "No one will defeat me more than I do myself". Isn't it? Isn't it sad? Aren't those words true?

That faggot Battler thought he could fool 47 with his fake out, not at all! Battler awakens from his slumber, and 47 questions his "special brain" having more brainpower than any three-legged camel he saw in Africa once. But digressing aside, today, they're going at the reason behind all this: TFR is bringing in the big guns while going even further than family friendly; Battler thinks they're bringing in METAL GUNS, but 47 corrects the retard in that they're bringing THE FAGGUNS, a main attraction of a group of three hot young men, members of the faggot community and one even came out as having sex with an angel! Only losers like faggler come out as never taking any drugs or having slept with their sister... does he think he can hide being a dirty homo underneath robes longer than anyone? the truth will come out and 47 will be first in line to challenge him then! Battler finally gets enough time between ramblings to ask 47 why he hates him so much, but 47 rebutes him that it's not hate, but pure unadulterated justice, he just doesn't understand the ways of the righteous hand! His holy dick, if you will, is what will bring down your filthy homosexual kingdom, as the truth sets this homo free! And now it's time to expose one of those cowards hiding behind a mask: Zecchou! and soon enough, the old man mastermind behind all this who has been following them in secret! He's been using his connections within TFR to set up this entire thing: step 1, get rid of the three champions! Step 2, deal with 47 personally since he's the one brave enough to confront the homos directly! Step 3, take care of Zecchou, whose mask makes him look like he's shitting out of his ass! Through all the ramblings, Battler picks up that the next thing is following Zecchou.

Zecchou tells them that they sure took their time getting here, as Battler is surprised he knew they'd come, but they can see everything after all. The moment Battler came back to life, he was already under his surveillance; much as everyone else in Coolsville (including himself 47 proclaims, although it's not something to be proud of...). Either way, Battler and 47 are here to put an end to madness, but if they want to get to The Great Destroyer, they'll have to pass through his right-hand first... but in the end, they'll end up joining them the same as everyone else... for some, it's resurrection of a loved one, for others, it's eternal youth... but for Zecchou? there's just something really cool about being part of a big group like that; those are the thoughts that led him to follow The Great Destroyer. Battler can't believe he would follow his plans of annihilation because "he thinks he's cool" (47 thinks he's a faggot)—either way Battler is ready to fight, but 47 stops the homo, because this one, a fellow specialist in killing, is for himself. Zecchou prepares himself to bring the pain to the former leader of the Knights of Ren. Hearing of the legendary group, Battler wonders, but 47 tells him there's no time when he has a target to eliminate.

The arrival of an old man, Dumblefer, puts a stop to the fight, as 47 wonders who he is, before Zecchou kneels under his master. He really wasn't expecting to see Battler again, who had already forgotten he had died, which annoys Dumblefer upon seeing such an oblivious man challenge his plan that took such time and effort to elaborate and execute: To make Darkiplier and Lightiplier fight each other, to cause chaos and divide in Coolsville, to end it all once they are out of the picture... how could this weakling challenge his likes? how could he stand a chance against even NXT lowcarders like Lars Lassiter? And yet, he's the one to stand up to him? (47 claims he could do it if he wasn't busy with his underling, and Zecchou wants to start the fight over). Dumblefer calls it hopeless, despite him being an alright guy. Asking why he stepped out here instead of staying in the safety of his wheelchair, Dumblefer replies Zecchou that when the clock strikes 12, he shall end all of their hopes and dreams; those who still believe in the return of the four beloved Kings, those who cheer for the men in masks, those who still wish to restore the former glory of Coolsville... all of them will be brought down from their arrogance. He came out to stomp an ant, that's all Battler is to him, he'll need to revive a hundred times more if he hopes to match his power. Does he even have any idea of how old he is? how many lifespans he has endured? as long as he has walked this earth, there have been countless failures of rebellion, men who dared to dream of a better world only to be crushed by it. Battler is shocked at the prospect of him being literally older than dirt, and Zecchou asks if his master is really planning to kill them all. He says that there's a point where all life ends, and when that happens, what is it worth living for? His goal is, to bring about the death of all human hope. To extinguish every last spark of desire. To put an end to all dreams. After hearing that, Zecchou can't help but think, isn't that just... really fucking cool? But Battler has had enough of The Great Destroyer and steps up to finally do his job, yet Dumblefer is less than amused, he understands nothing, his role in the story is none, it had no meaning and he died before he understood even that... and that's why Battler won't let it happen a second time. Dumblefer gets ready to unleash the full power of the one known as The Great Destroyer of Worlds.

Well done Battler, well done. HOWEVER... it's time he commences his final strike! Battler desperately searches for his ~~cape~~ bib, but before Dumblefer can end everything... he tripped and broke his neck. Battler guesses that death is swift for all men after all, especially those his age... "The Great Destroyer"... guess the only thing he destroyed was his own body. Battler returns to Rokkenjima, and thinks about how it wasn't so bad (except for all of those they lost), and now, it's time to go check on everyone.

...they really did it, huh? As Battler says, Coolsville is theirs once more, and it's great to see all his friends partying! Even Kinzo shows up to congratulate his grandson on how proud he made him. Bevi wonders who is the guy wasting food, as Date is pained at potatoes and meat always being in parties. Saihara Shuichi is glad to be back, what with being turned into an evil animatronic and everything. Power just wants to take a nap for a bit... nappiiiiiiiii... but if everyone is having fun, so can she! Clip2 figured he'd show up too, heh, since it took plenty effort on his end aswell, also teleported Steve along to get some loot. Hostage1 is glad to drink something that isn't amogus liquid for once. Ryan Rave arrives in great spirits to congratulate Battler too! Battler thanks everyone for being there for him, and allowing him to become the best version of himself... and now, he's ready to become King of Coolsville! Because when the clock strikes twelve... it'll be midnight... and he'll still be a faggot then, adds 47. A Noble Voice announces, as the tale concludes, of how this was the story of how a group of "ordinary" men and women took down one of the most powerful beings in all of history:

"This is the story... of when Coolsville rumbled."

Feats[edit | edit source]

Assaulted Payne with a sledgehammer during his intro before the match began
- Presumed dead, Max Payne returns as fury incarnate seeking vengeance. Still jobs.
- Max is confirmed DEAD after 47's last match with him
  - EXCEPT HE WASN'T DEAD AND IT WAS MERELY A RUSE FOR THE CONTRACT
- 47 has fixed his new objective: Battler
  - Attacked Battler during his match with Brendan Fraser, causing the later to be disqualified
  - Was defeated by CHADDLER in S2E6 thought
  - Assassins aren't real
  - And now 47 and Payne are trying to take down Chaddler
  - Shit's fucked, contracts failed
  - Chaddler absolutely BTFO these idiots, what a bunch of jobbers.
  - Finally, on one last all-out match, won against Battler. Contract Complete.
    - Also beat his grandpa Kinzo in a NON-CANON match.
      - Killed him with small bombs lasagna.
    - ALSO killed Battler (mentally).
Was bested by Manny Pardo and had to admit him the superior killer.
Was the real villain of Season 3 and got away with everything.
- Killed Steve (but nobody cared really)
Got away with everything.
- Showed deep remorse for his actions in Season 5 and attempted to "make up for it" then died.
Was champion for a whopping 2 minutes. GREGGED.com
Ranked 06th place in Season 7's Popularity Poll〈47 votes〉.
Ranked 20th (tied with Extra & Robo-Battler) place in Season 0's Popularity Poll〈021 votes〉.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date

Type

Vs

Result

Records

Singles

Details

S1E1

Elimination Chamber

Chris Redfield, Dutch Van Der Linde, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Zoomer, Battler Ushiromiya

Lose

W0	L1	-1
2	1	P

Iconic Match

-Battle for the Case-

For Title: The Case of Sperm

S1E1.5

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Explosive Wire D.match

S1E1.5§ROYAL RUMBLE

Lose

Game: MDickie MPire

S1E2

Fatal-4-Way

Agent 47, HUNK, Marvin Branagh, Max Payne

Lose

W0	L2	-2
2	2	P

S1E3

Tag-Team

The Darkslayers

Lose

W0	L3	-3
2	2	P

「/v/ Tag-Team Championship Tournament」

→Round 1

S1E5

Triple-Threat

Agent 47, Shingo Shoji, Spider-Man

Win

W1	L3	-2
3	2	P

S1E6

Hell in a Cell

Max Payne

Lose

W1	L4	-3
3	3	P

W0	L1	-1
0	1	P

S1E7

Royal Rumble

S1E7§ROYAL RUMBLE

Lose

W1	L5	-4
3	3	P

-Iconic Match-

For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

S1E8

Battle Royale

Marvin Branagh, Albert Wesker, 47, Erwin Smith, Max Payne, Nagito Komaeda, Geralt of Rivia, Spider-Man

Lose

W1	L6	-5
3	3	P

S2E1

Backstage Brawl

Max Payne

Win

W2	L6	-4
3	3	P

W1	L1	0
0	1	P

S2E2

Win

W3	L6	-3
3	3	P

W2	L1	1
0	1	P

Note: Interrupted Payne's entrance, match ended by the ref.

S2E3

Last Man Standing

Win

W4	L6	-2
3	3	P

W3	L1	2
0	1	P

For: MITB Qualifier

Note: Assassination complete?

MITB

Senator Armstrong, Serge, Bane, Steve, Arthur Morgan, Battler, Agent 47, Edward Richtofen

W4	L7	-3
3	3	P

For: MITB

S2E4

Royal Rumble

S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/

Lose

W4	L8	-4
3	3	P

Iconic Match

-/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/-

For Title: /v/

S2E5

Battler Ushiromiya

Lose

W4	L9	-5
3	4	P

W3	L2	1
0	2	P

📷Gallery

S2E6

Lose

W4	L10	-6
3	5	P

W3	L3	0
0	3	P

Iconic Match

-Battler Rejects the Assassination Duo-

Note: Makes an announcement.

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble

Lose

S2E7

Tornado-Tag
Triple-Threat

Mystery Masters, Agents of Payne, FOOTBALL

Lose

W4	L11	-7
3	6	P

Iconic Match

-The Masters of Payne have an Announcement-

For Title: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contenders

Note: Makes his second announcement.

S2E10

NON-CANON
Extreme Rules

Senator Armstrong, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Ricardo Milos

Lose

S2E12

Tag-Team

Drake & JUST

Agents of Payne

Win

W5	L11	-6
4	6	P

S3E0

Alucard, 47, Piccolo, /v/-tan, Raidou Kuzunoha, Fargoth

Win

W6	L11	-5
~5	6	P

For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender

S3E1

Van Darkholme

Win

W7	L11	-4
~6	6	P

W4	L3	1
1	3	P

Game: WWF No Mercy

S3E2

Champion Kotomine Kirei

Win

W8	L11	-3
~7	6	P

W5	L3	2
2	3	P

Game: WWE SmackDown! Here comes the Pain

For Title: King of Jobbers

S3EX

NON-CANON
Fatal-4-Way

Battler Ushiromiya, Agent 47, Pegasus, Armstrong

Lose

S3E5

Challenger Manny Pardo

Lose

W8	L12	-4
~7	7	P

W5	L4	1
2	4	P

For Title: King of Jobbers

NON-CANON
Extreme Rules
Tornado-Tag

Kenny & Richtofen, Zoomer & Shingo Shoji, Agent 47 & Dr. Piccolo, Joshua Graham & Peleador Ushiromiya

Win

S3EX

Battler Ushiromiya

Support: Phoenix Wright & Saihara Shuichi (The Mystery Masters)

Win

W9	L12	-3
~8	7	P

W6	L4	2
3	4	P

Iconic Match

-Final Rumble of Sorcerer and Assassin-

Support: Max Payne (The Agents of Payne)

Stage: Ring of Rokkenjima

Note: Finally bested Battler.

OS3E4

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

Lose

Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain

OS3E6

NON-CANON

Kinzo Ushiromiya

Win

Note: The last goodbye match for Kinzo.

S4E2

Tag-Team

Killer2

Draw

DQ: Agent 47 & Garcian were counted-out outside the ring.

Note: The Agents of Payne gain #1 Contenders position.

S4E3

Lose

W9	L13	-4
~8	~8	P

For Title: /v/ Tag Team

S4E6

Elimination Chamber

Tohru Adachi, Agent 47, Terry Davis, Phoenix Wright, Bane, Mr. America

Lose

W9	L14	-5
~8	~9	P

Iconic Match

-The Chamber Turnabout-

Note: Winner gets to choose his partner for next Tag Team title match.

Note: Wright committed a MASSACRE while anons sent all the previous OP songs.

S4E8

Handicap

Kyle Hyde

Win

Note: 47 and Payne used combos and teamwork against Kyle as the only way to win, and when they got tired, got outside the ring and repeatedly reset the countdown just to repeatedly beat Kyle over and over again.

S4E9.5

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

30
Steve Burnside Black Ref Vorgin Kirei Kotomine Sebastian LaCroix Ricardo Milos Big Show Chuck Raidou Kuzunoha Mrs. X Eric Sparrow HANK Richtofen Albert Wesker Donte Sneed Van Darkholme Doomguy Arkantos Arthur Morgan Mark Wolff CJ Aniki Agent 47 Chris Benoit Tommy Wiseau Hank Wimbleton Johnny Knoxville The Undertaker Battler Ushiromiya

Lose

『Christmas Special』

Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain

S4E11

Money In The Bank

Cam On Ingurland, Chris Redfield, Maximillion Pegasus, Tommy Wiseau, Agent 47, Char Aznable

Lose

W9	L15	-6
~8	~9	P

Game: WWE 2K20

S5E1.1

NON-CANON
Ladder

Chris Redfield, Boomer, Albert Wesker, Dutch van der Linde, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Zoomer, Ushiromiya Battler

Lose

『TFR's 1st Anniversary』

For: Fake Case of Sperm

S5E2

8-way
Tornado-Tag

The Mystery Masters, Agent 47 & Andrei Ulmeyda, Akagi Shigeru & Manny Pardo, Prince of Persia & James Sunderland

Lose

W9	L16	-7
~8	~10	P

Immunity Teams

S5E4

Triple-Threat

Agent 47, Andrei Ulmeyda, Drake Bell

Lose

W9	L17	-8
~8	~10	P

Friendship

For: Immunity×1

S5E6

2/3 Falls

Win

W10	L17	-7
~9	~10	P

W7	L4	3
4	4	P

Rivalry

For: Immunity×1

S5E8

Bane

Win

W11	L17	-6
~10	~10	P

W8	L4	4
5	4	P

Doll Match

For: Immunity×1

S5E12

Ironman 20'

Mr. BANS (4-0)

Lose

W11	L18	-7
~10	~14	P

W8	L5	3
5	8	P

The Final Twilight

For: Ending the Death Game

S5EX

NON-CANON
Ironman 20'

Mr. BANS (6-3)

Lose

S6E9.5

NON-CANON

Battler Ushiromiya

Win

Rule 63 Episode

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

Lose

S6E15.5

NON-CANON
Tag-Team
Elimination

Ushiromiya Battler×4

Agent 47×4

Lose

『Rokkenjimania II』

NON-CANON
Ironman 20'

Ushiromiya Battler (3-3)

Support: Phoenix Wright & Saihara Shuichi

Draw

『Rokkenjimania II』 – GOLDEN LAND

Support: Max Payne

NON-CANON

Support: Phoenix Wright & Saihara Shuichi

Lose

S6E17

20-Man Royal Rumble

20
Bane Albert Wesker HUNK Agent 47 Zoomer Ricardo Milos Ushiromiya Kinzo Mr. X Kotomine Kirei Kyle Hyde Leon Kennedy Dutch van der Linde Chris Redfield Boomer Saihara Shuichi Mastema Spider-Man Phoenix Wright Steve Extra

Lose

W11	L19	-8
~10	~14	P

For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №2

8-way
Ladder

Chris Redfield, Boomer, Agent 47, Zoomer, Albert Wesker, Dutch van der Linde Leon S. Kennedy, Kyle Hyde

Win

W12	L19	-7
~10	~14	P

For: Case of Sperm

Elimination Chamber

Agent 47, Fred Jones, HUNK, Senator Armstrong, Spider-Man, Maximillion Pegasus

Lose

W12	L20	-8
~10	~15	P

For Title: /v/

S6EX1

NON-CANON
Tornado-Tag
Handicap

Agent 6 Gorillion

Agent 47 & Ushiromiya Battler

Lose

Note: Lost by Submission

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

30

Lose

Elimination #13

OS6E1

NON-CANON

Brock Lesnar

Lose

Game: SmackDown! Here Comes The Pain!

S7E1

Tables
Elimination

Kotomine Kirei, Majima Goro, Agent 47, Max Payne, Roman Reigns

Win

W13	L20	-7
~10	~15	P

S7E2

Royal Rumble

"30"
Kyle Hyde Agent 47 Aniki Bane Adam Jensen Gold Arthur Morgan V Ushiromiya Battler Max Payne Majima Goro Junpei Fred Jones Chad Albert Wesker Tazuna Joe Brendan Fraser Dutch van der Linde Yuki Makoto Hijiri Jyoji Big Smoke

Lose

W13	L21	-8
~10	~15	P

For Title: /v/ #1 Contendership

Elimination №1

S7E4

Rean Schwarzer

Win

W14	L21	-7
~11	~15	P

W9	L5	4
6	8	P

For: Money in the Bank

S7E5

Ushiromiya Kinzo

Lose

W14	L22	-8
~11	~16	P

W9	L6	3
6	9	P

S7E6

Royal Rumble

20
Chad V Nakamura Shinsuke Ilya Kuvshinov Russell Adler John Bradford Kong Wenge Senator Armstrong Brendan Fraser Chris Redfield Agent 47 Kotomine Kirei Robert Spazz Maticus Ushiromiya Kinzo Third Carlos Akasaka Mamoru Dr. Piccolo Maximillion Pegasus Rean Schwarzer

Lose

W14	L23	-9
~11	~16	P

For Position: TFR General Manager

Elimination #10

S7E9

Cash-In

Majima Goro

Win

W15	L23	-8
~12	~16	P

W10	L6	4
7	9	P

TFR-BCW Tournament

Note: Majima won, but then 47 cashed in for the /v/ Title and won.

Note: And THEN Greg cashed in too and won the belt too.

Gregory Edgeworth

Lose

W15	L24	-9
~12	~17	P

W10	L7	3
7	10	P

OS7E1

Win

Game: 2K18

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

HUNK, Rakesh Kumar Orton, Undercarder '00

Lose

NON-CANON

Ushiromiya Battler, Agent 47, Triple H '98

Win

Game: 2K18

Note: Battler did a cool never before seen ladder sprint drop on HUNK.

OS7E5

NON-CANON
Triple-Threat

Majima Goro, Agent 47, Gregory Edgeworth

Lose

OS7E5

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
KO

NC

Note: Experimental Match Type

OS7E7

NON-CANON

Senator Armstrong

Win

OS7E8

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

Lose

Popularity Poll Rumble

Place: 6th〈47 votes〉

OS7E8

NON-CANON
DMG Retention Tourney

Narushima Koga

Win

Battler Tournament

Phase: Quarter-Finals

Regigigas

Win

Battler Tournament

Phase: Semi-Finals

Eren Yeager

Lose

Battler Tournament

Phase: Finals

OS7E11

NON-CANON
Hell in a Cell

Spazz Maticus

Win

Spazz Wrestling Training II

OS7E15

NON-CANON

Maebara Keiichi

Lose

April's Fools

Note: 47 will exterminate Ooishi's boyfriend and all homosexual

OS7E16

Royal Rumble

Lose

W15	L25	-10
~12	~17	P

For Title: Literal Jobber Title Contender

OS7E18

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

Lose

Game: MDickie Wrestling Mpire Remix

OS7E22

NON-CANON
Tables
Elimination

Agent 47, Stork, Zagreus, Regigigas, Narihisago Akihito

Win

S0E1.1

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

Win

Game: 2K20

S0E4

NON-CANON
Ironman 20'
Extreme Rules

Ushiromiya Battler (3-0)

Lose

📷Gallery

S0E5.1

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

Lose

S0E5.2

NON-CANON
Ironman 30'

Ultra Realistic Ushiromiya Battler (4-1)

Lose

S0E10.2

Ironman 20'

Furude Rikaler (3-1)

Lose

W15	L26	-11
~13	~20	P

W10	L8	2
8	13	P

As: Agent 34

Stage: Leon's Dream

S0E10.3

NON-CANON
Ironman 20'

Ushiromiya Battler (4-3)

Lose

Game: WWE Day of Reckoning

NON-CANON

Win

Game: WWE Day of Reckoning Note: 47 blasted Battler (and everyone watching) away with his incredible dance. We may never witness anything like it ever again.

📷Gallery

OS8E2

Win

W16	L26	-10
~14	~20	P

W11	L8	3
9	13	P

『Rokkenjimania III』– Opening Arc

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble

Lose

『Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc

Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain

Lose

『Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc

Game: WWF No Mercy

Lose

『Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc

Game: WWE 2K20

Lose

『Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Restoration Arc

For Title: NXT #1 Contender

Lose

『Rokkenjimania III』– Electric Rumble Boogaloo Arc

Game: MDickie's Wrestling MPire

Lose

『Rokkenjimania III』– Electric Rumble Boogaloo Arc

Game: MDickie's Wrestling MPire Remix

Lose

『Rokkenjimania III』– Electric Rumble Boogaloo Arc

Game: WWE Day of Reckoning

NON-CANON
2/3 Falls

Apollo Justice (1-2)

Win

『Rokkenjimania III』– Zoomer Arc

As: Lawyer 47

NON-CANON
Royal Rumble