Funny Valentine

The main antagonist of Steel Ball Run.

During TFR/Season 5, a poster in the threads claimed to have rigged the first two polls while using him as avatar and claiming to have elected "the most optimal results", which caused them to be moved to chat instead.

The First Napkin
Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race. He watches the competition from behind the curtains and hopes to gather the Saint's Corpse to use the holy relic to further the United States of America's interests.

Valentine is a Stand User, wielding his Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap and its dimensional abilities to travel across parallel universes. Valentine uses the corpse parts to evolve Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap into D4C: Love train.

TFR/Season 5
Most notably, during the Death Game, he rigged La Parka's votes, resulting in abnormal results. If this was intended by La Parka or was an attempt at sabotaging the Death Game, is not known.

In The Slow Rumble
After losing the match for the fate of the US presidency, Valentine decided to stick around to find a way to reclaim the first napkin.