Tommy Wiseau

The Man-Emperor of Mankind. One of the most bitter enemies to Chris-chan, enemy of Chaos, enforcer of law, yet the one who disbelieves. If Todd and the Bogdanoffs are threats to mankind's existence through their penny pinching, then The God Emperor is one of the few who actually benefits mankind.

The Man-Emperor
"Hahaha, what a story Mark!"

- An often cited quote of the God Emperor. It is unknown who the man "Mark" truly is. (Although Imperial Scholars theorise this "Mark" may be Malcador the Sigillite) Wiseau is very secretive about his early life. In various interviews, he has claimed to have lived in France "a long time ago"; and grew up in New Orleans, Louisiana. In a 2010 interview, Wiseau gave an age which would indicate he was born in 1968 or 1969, but friend Greg Sestero claims in his 2013 memoir that he obtained copies of Wiseau's U.S. immigration papers and found that Wiseau was born "much earlier" than he claimed, in an Eastern Bloc country in the mid- to late 1950s.

In his 2016 documentary, Rick Harper claims to have researched Wiseau's background and concluded that he is Polish and originally from the city of Poznań. Wiseau confirmed publicly for the first time in November 2017 that he is originally from Europe: "Long story short, I grew up in Europe a long time ago, but I'm American and very proud of it."

Original Timeline

However, the truth is that he was born in Anatolia after the ritual suicide of over a thousand shamans to revive as a single being. He then took several names and slowly guided mankind, as he was an immortal known as a Perpetual. He eventually took off in a NASA-style rocket to eventually arrive to the fortress of the Chaos Gods, where he gained his powers, and escaped. He somehow returned to Earth (Explicitly without the transport he first arrived on) at the end of the Age of Strife and defended Mankind from Chaos.

Gaming All-Stars

Or that was how it was supposed to go, but instead he arrived to a desolate, dead world. Discovering that an individual created a new world reborn again, he used his power to leave this doomed universe.

Season 3
During the Dimensional Merge, appeared Tommy Wiseau. However, this Emperor was the original from this timeline, meaning he had no powers and wasn't as wise, and was merely testing TFR.

This was the only appearance of the real Wiseau.

Season 4
The Emperor arrived, after a long travel, to the current world of TFR, decided to guide mankind in the right path.

Episode 1

Becoming interested in this 'King of Boards' tournament, Emprah decides to join in under the /tg/ category to demonstrate his power, and wins as expected.

Episode 5

On the first match after qualifying, he is against a man who was lived where the laws of the universe are bent for too long, obviously a sign of the corruption of chaos. The enemy decided to use warp magic, but Emps easily copies it and shows his opponent what is required to guide humanity.

Episode 7

Matched against a strange man, Big E expected to win easily, but not even himself was ready for the power of this "Reminder" this man carried etched into his soul...

Episode 9 & 11

He has a match for the top contenders only and another for the MITB, but this "Reminder" has left a big impact on his power...

Season 5
The Emperor, seemingly powerless due to this "Death Game" severing his connection from the warp, has left him a the mercy of his captors...

Episode 1

He was selected for the non-candidate where the first 10 eliminated  and the winner and highest killer wins .

He won the rumble and gained the ×1.



Is completely safe this episode.

Episode 4

Wiseau is made to compete in an eliminations chamber, where he is the very first eliminated.

He is placed in the, where he receives. Via, Winnie the Pooh, Jeff Mangum, and The Prince of Persia are.

Episode 6

In a ladder match for a case of , he faces against several candidates.

Wiseau does not obtain the case.

He is placed in the, where he receives. Via, Samoa Joe, Hachijo Tohya, James Sunderland, Patrick Bateman, and Walter are.

Episode 8

Mr. X tries to attack Wiseau, but Ryu Hayabusa defends him fruitlessly from the hulking menace.

Miles Edgeworth finds Mr. X attacking Wiseau backstage, but both deny the claims as Mr. X tries to walk away. Edgeworth then traps him in his Chess Dimension and proceeds to interrogate Mr. X until he obtains the truth:

This being known as Tommy Wiseau was in fact Edward Richtofen; after Ushiromiya Battler suffered his humiliating defeat at the hands of Agent 47 while holding The Focusing Stone, it was taken by someone to be modified, and so Richtofen infiltrated SC to try to recover it. However, the stone had been modified with a parasite that took control of it and sprung onto Richtofen, snatching his body, eventually transmogrifying it into it's current form (and Hayabusa was another experiment developed from him). Mr. X bites the parasite off him, returning his body to normal and taking the stone.

Thus, God-Emperor "Tommy Wiseau" stopped existing at that point.

Season 6
He would later have his off-spring continuing his role as God-Emperor II, honoring his later predecessor.

Feats

 * Represented /tg/ in Season 4's ☀King of the Ring Board Tournament

Trivia

 * He's Richtofen's best friend, surprisingly.
 * Not so surprising anymore after recent revelations.
 * He doesn't afraid of Jannies.
 * MITSURU BECAME HIS FUCKING WIFE HOLY SHIT