OS3E4

Operation: Cold Fist
Council Mission Friends in Low Places, China.

Deploy: Mission Results:
 * Sniper Sq. Parka
 * Rk. Style
 * Support Sq. Stalker
 * Rk. Leaf
 * Heavy Sq. the Pooh
 * No Casualties

Operation: Dark Ring
Alien Abductions, Germany.
 * Deployed: No Casualties
 * Rk. York Morgan
 * Sniper Sq. Faggot
 * Rk. Witch
 * Support Sq. P. Ushiromiya
 * Heavy Lt. Zhang 'Chilong'

Operation: Defiant Druid
Terror Mission, Mexico.
 * Deployed: No Casualties
 * Sniper Sq. Parka
 * Support Sq. Creatura
 * Heavy Lt. Zhang 'Chilong'
 * Assault Sq. York Morgan
 * Support Cpl. Stalker

Operation: Cold Druid
UFO Landing Site-2, Mexico.

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 * +However, OP interrupted the kino XCOM stream with some gay wrestling.
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ROYAL RUMBLE
Sneed ➡ Kirei Kotomine Hank Wimbleton ➡ Sneed Eric Sparrow ➡ CJ Ico ➡ Eric Sparrow Ricardo ➡ Battler Ushiromiya Ico ➡ Ricardo Black Ref ➡ Hank Wimbleton Ico ➡ Mrs. X Mark Wolff ➡ Black Ref Arkantos ➡ Ico Steve Burnside ➡ Mark Wolff HANK ➡ Arkantos Donte ➡ HANK Donte ➡ Doomguy Hulk Hogan ➡ Johnny Hulk Hogan ➡ Donte Arthur Morgan ➡ Hulk Hogan Steve Burnside ➡ Sebastian LaCroix Van Darkholme ➡ Richtofen Steve Burnside ➡ Vorgin Van Darholme ➡ Raidou Kuzunoha Steve Burnside ➡ Chris Benoit Van Darkholm: Self-Elimination Agent 47 ➡ Aniki Agent 47 ➡ The Undercarder Agent 47 ➡ Albert Wesker Steve Burnside ➡ Agent 47 Steve Burnside ➡ Tommy Wiseau Steve Burnside ➡ Arthur Morgan
 * 1) CJ
 * 2) Hank Wimbleton
 * 3) Kotomine Kirei
 * 4) Sneed
 * 5) Ico
 * 6) Eric Sparrow
 * 7) Black Ref
 * 8) Ricardo Milos
 * 9) Ushiromiya Battler
 * 10) Mrs. X
 * 11) Arkantos
 * 12) Mark Wolff
 * 13) Steve Burnside
 * 14) Donte
 * 15) HANK
 * 16) Hulk Hogan
 * 17) Doomguy
 * 18) Kuzunoha Raidou
 * 19) Arthur Morgan
 * 20) Sebastian LaCroix
 * 21) Richtofen
 * 22) Van Darkholme
 * 23) Vorgil
 * 24) Chris Benoit
 * 25) Agent 47
 * 26) Aniki
 * 27) Albert Wesker
 * 28) The Undercarder
 * 29) Tommy Wiseau.
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 * Game: WWE Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain
 * Royal Rumble
 * Result: Steve Burnside - Winner
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Three Stages of Knoxville
Back to XCOM: Janny had to savescum like 3 times to properly capture the ayy, even pulling a crit moments after calling it lmao.
 * 1) Steve Burnside
 * 2) Johnny Knoxville
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 * Game: WWE Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain
 * 3 Stages of Hell
 * Result: Johnny Knoxville - Winner
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 * Deployed: No Casualties
 * Support Sq. Ushiromiya
 * Rk. Rochelle.
 * Assault Sq. Style
 * Support Cpl. Creatura
 * Rk. Fritz

Recruits:
 * Lara Croft
 * Stacy Spangles
 * Christine W. Chandler
 * Sou Yaguruma
 * Luis Sera

Operation: Empty Thorn
Alien Abductions, USA.
 * Deployed
 * Sniper Cpl. Parka
 * Assault Cpl. York Morgan
 * Support Cpl. Ushiromiya
 * Heavy Lt. 'Chilong' Zhang
 * Casualties: 1
 * Support Sgt. 'Doc' Stalker / Killed by Mutton

Operation: Black Spark
Council Mission: Site Recon, Canada.

Description: It was the infamous Newfoundland mission, on top of Janny being a fucking retard AND most of our best being injured when the mission came up. The mission began normally but too quiet, until zombified villagers started to attack, however were easily taken care of. Things began to get spooky when a Chryssalid bursts from a hanged shark, and they keep coming. The mission becomes a fight against time to get to the infected ship where the nest is and call air support for an air strike before the wave of Chryssalids becomes overwhelming. Janny made his way through blowing up Chryssalids through his way to the ship. Beatriche valiantly lead the remaining soldiers to the ship's bridge and while they contained the Chryssalids, she, knowing it was too late for her already went and turned the the localizer on while her comrades were brutalized defending her path. Afterwards, Sq. Fritz was brutally ravaged, causing backguard defender Sq. Pooh to panick, and Saber ran to protect the severely wounded Zhang, saving his life by interjecting the Chryssalid's hit. As the three remaining soldiers rush to escape, Saber is reached by a Chryssalid and pierced through the heart and head from behind, prompting Zhang, who had been saved by Saber before, to promptly stay behind in guaranteed suicide to throw a grenade to take down the killer. However in turn. Saber revived and killed Zhang herself. Winnie, as the last survivor, frantically rushes to the extraction point, barely, BARELY outrunning the 3 Chryssalids after him. In the words of the Commander:
 * Deploy & Recover
 * Heavy Sq. the Pooh


 * Casualties: 5
 * Assault Cpt. York Morgan / Pierced by Chryssalid
 * Revived and was downed by full team overwatch.
 * Heavy Sq. Fritz / Massacred by Chryssalid while protecting Nero.
 * Sq. Pooh Panicked.
 * Heavy Sq. Witch / Sliced by Chryssalid.
 * Support Sq. not Nero
 * Turned into a Zombie.
 * Heavy Cpt. 'Chilong' Zhang / Killed by Seibah's Zombie.