The Undercarder

The Undertaker is a dimeless anti-draw known to swoop down from the rafters to scare away viewers and plunge ratings into free fall. He has sporadically appeared in TFR, typically representing /asp/.

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>Never the guy >Never drew a dime >Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers >Never cut a memorable promo >Never put anyone over >Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him >Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s >Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s >Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled >Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal >Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction >Only the 4th best member of The Ministry >Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry >His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us >His biker cosplay was cringeworthy >His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy >Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE"""""""" >Shit taste in whiskey (this one is actually 100% true, JD is awful) >Shit hairline >Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck >Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo >Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak >Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years >Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him >spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent >The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime

Season 1
Joins TFR to show the newest hotdog fed what a mmmmighty real baddass match looks like and to steal some dimes from matches of better wrestlers along the way.

Episode 6

Put in a match with a bunch of kids who haven't learnt of his badass story yet. Mmmmmanagement won't hear the end of this one.

Episode 7

Challenges Fred to see who the most mmmmmmmysterious one is.

Season 3
Goes back backstage for a while to enact his 27th retirement until he feels like it.

Episode 6

Mmmm. A stunning showcase of The Undercarder's potent and incredibly deadly pure strikes, and the most dimes match ever witnessed in front of a full and overpacked auditorium of ghosts. Also Nash ran off crying afterwards.

Season 4
Works for Mr. Bones because "he's one badass dude, wouldn't wanna mess with them".

The Extra OVA
Was challenged by Tre trespassing into his domain. Not only did he get his Urn stolen, Tre beat him live on the WWE stage and sent him back to hell in a Last Ride Match.

Episode 2

Appearing in Hell on a bike made of dimes he siphoned from other opponents, the American Badass scored a win against Bane via The Last Ride and stole his soul. Now that's how to start a badass weekend, baby.

Season 5
He was trying to shimmy his way into what he thought was a mmmmmighty badass conference nobody told him about, when he managed to sneak in, he was trapped in the Death Game.

Episode 1

He was selected for the non-candidate where the first 10 eliminated  and the winner and highest killer wins .

Undertaker survived.

Episode 2

He was put in a 8-man battle to get ×2 weeks.

Armstrong won the Immunity.

Undertaker is placed in the, receiving. Via, Big Show, Louis, V, Mastema, and Soldier G65434-2 are.

Episode 4

Pitted against Mr. America for the theme of "friendship".

Mr. America wins the .

Gets to play a special card game game before the match, and draws the Nothing card.

Undertaker is placed in the, receiving. A tie-breaker is held. Via, Doomguy, Reviewbrah ...and himself are.

Episode 8

Returns along with Big Show as Dolls.

Episode 10

Along with all the other Dolls, gets blown up by La Parka's modifications once the Death Game reaches its final stage.

Season 6
Despite the death of the deadman, not many cared about it. Some were probably more content this way.

Episode 2

What is dead can never die, as he's back from Hell now donning the drip of some guy on a mad conquest he found and beat down there. He also has a demmmmmmonic harem that he had to leave there.

Episode 4

He joins with Duke on BANS Army's assault and their intent to take over TFR.

After Rando manages to defeat The Minotaur, they move in for the kill on the weakened warrior, but Mitake Miyao shows up to aid him.

Though they are defeated, they are far too tired and Carder & Duke try to finish Miyao, but first they try to take off Rando's mask.

As he is unmasked, Broken Man kills Carder (again) and knocks-out Duke.

Episode 9
Spending 12 years in hell, the deadman has lost even more humanity (and dimes) and become the fiend known as Hellbiker.

When The Final Resistance's team invades The Factory, he takes Suou Tatsuya to his realm Wrestler's Court and faces him. He is defeated and Suou is sent back, but as a last trick, Helltaker sends him near the presence of The Circus.

Episode 15
Escapes from Hell to join one last time with his baddass chaotic buddies in Coolsville.

Season 0
Dead Dimes Walking.

While not wrestling, he serves as the Judge on Wrestler's Court, the courtroom for all matters wrestling.

Episode 14

Court is now in session, presided by The MMMighty Judge, using the badass fast-paced initial trial system because he has a meeting with his biker friends. Vitalik asks from the Witness Stand to wait while his defense makes its way late, making Wright wonder if he has something up his sleeve... and indeed, he shocks everyone as he has hired the legendary undefeated defense attorney: Lawyer 47, who apologized for the lateness as some RED-HAIRED FAGGOT got his suit dirty.

The prosecution makes their opening statement: Vitalik has mismanaged the company from health issues to match fixing, and presents evidence proving the connection between TFR staff and the late Chuck's Suck & Fuck; 47 quickly discards it on the basis that "it cannot be read because reading is for homos", a formidable move that the Judge allows while looking uninterested and all of Sminem's team acknowledges as a difficult challenge. Next, the defense makes a statement of their own, "all of the prosecution's evidence is fake and gay, fabricated even, and no real evidence will be heard against his client as Vitalik and TFR have done literally nothing wrong, and Chuck's is a gay den of lies."

Edgeworth presents a decisive piece of evidence—a photo proving a match which had a different outcome than officially acknowledged after the lights of the arena suddenly turn off (that's ground for gimmmmmick infringemmmmmmment). But unluckily 47's glasses are too fucking blurry to see anything and he rips the image in half. Also, 47 would like to add one thing: no hat-wearing attorneys have been left mentally retarded due to TFR as they employ the amazing Dr. Piccolo, or at least that would be if he wasn't such a fucking traitor like the rest of the people in this room. Exhibit GAYYYY: Kyle Hyde. All those mysteries solved and yet no one can find out why you suck so much.

Tell me, does the paper clip represent your penis size, or is it a metaphor for how you can barely keep anything together.

Saihara? Amima? Who? So many Danganronpa shitters here I can't even keep track of them all.

Who's running the billing here, a monkey, or a teenage girl?

And Janny? Janny!? JANNY!?

And the prosecution? The prosecution? Heh. Who gives a shit about the prosecution, we all know they're gonna lose anyway.

They're both foolish fools who are too foolish to know that they have been fooled. They are the poison that is rotting TFR from within. Sminem's team hangs on to the last string of hope after such demolishing defense...

At last, the prosecution presents its most finishing piece of evidence, years upon years of company records that help detail Vitalik's scheme with other parties such as the mafia and even the president, gathered by a staff member risking his own well-being—Amami Rantaro. It picks the judge's interest but hears the defense's rebuttal first: Zzzzsnore. The decision is clear and the evidence doesn't change anything, disappointing Piccolo, Janny, and Amami, as they've met with a move worthy of an Ultimate Lawyer.

With time at its limit, Edgeworth desperately looks for the missing piece to the puzzle that is such an impenetrable defense. his assistant Therapist affirms he must be on the right track, the defense's posture can only mean one thing, and that's that it's bluffing. If he can pinpoint his confidence's source, he can defeat it, and that's when Edgeworth notices it by using his father's glasses, his achilles' heel: his perfect bald. By distracting the judge by way of retreading on his father's lengthy medical records, he also annoys the defense into going into a rant, and uses the opportunity to steal Payne's wig and throw it onto 47's head; instantly, his focus, confidence and charisma are crushed before he can stop talking. Because, like the legend he is, the Judge...

Judge NEVER DREW A DIME!

HE NEVER PASSED THE BAR! HE'S NEVER EATEN CHICAGO STYLE PIZZA!

HE ONLY EXISTS TO TAKE BRIBES AND WHACK HIS GAVEL! HIS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS BEING ABLE TO SUCK DICKS BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AT WENDY'S AND NOT GET CAUGHT!

IT IS TRULY A SAD DAY WHEN A PARODY OF A HUMAN BEING CAN BE CALLED A "JUDGE". DARE I SAY, THE DARK AGE OF THE LAW IS ALREADY HERE.

That's why... That's why I declare this case closed!

Law degrees are a sham anyway, get a real degree like fine arts.

Or at least be a cop so you can carry a gun and look cool. You'd be surprised how many are like th- A pure strike is delivered, and the judge finally sees through the defense's lies, sentencing the attorney to wrestler's court after the trial is over. In light of these events, the verdict is set, and the court declares TheFinalRumble... GUILTY. But Vitalik's conviction would come with a price, as TFR is closed down... for a while at least, until the place is confirmed free of corruption (and delivers 100000 bottles of jack to court). Additionally, the TFR title will be permanently retired, as well as all other titles vacated, but it was all a calculated part of the risk; as Sminem puts it, roster members will leave for indies or maybe nowhere and budget will go down, but wrestling will survive, and they'll be back sooner than they know it... with the trial over, all that's left is looking ahead.

Season 7
Drinks jack while watching his favorite wrestler, HUNK.

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When Leon S. Kennedy appears in a strange Hinamizawa from the vents, the strange figure of Tomitaker, the guardian deity, appears to repel the stranger from the town.

Trivia

 * Holy shit he knew about Chris Benoit's suicide all along


 * In S6, the real Helltaker was supposed to show up and beat him for stealing his outfit, but it ended as cut material.