Triple H

The Tarps Assassin
Triple H is the executive producer of NXT and is married to Stephanie McMahon. However, his life is less than ideal, as he is Vince's favorite joke, and Steph as the cunt she is, has Paul wear a chastity belt through all of "Locktober". Even when it ends, he still has No Nut November, and then Dick Denial December...

Season 4
It seems the king of kings even fears Kojima and has struck a deal with him if he frees him from the cage, providing him with talent for "a secret project".

Episode 6

The Game fights someone who dares play the game.

Episode 9

Kojima has kidnaped 3H and turned into something even more caged.

Season 6
Probably not even Rumble-17 could free him from the cage.

Season 0
The ruler of NXT, The Cagist as he has come to be known is the premier info broker in all of Coolsville. No soul dare steps on NXT lest his dimes be siphoned out, so he has turned the place in a cage capable of obtaining all kinds of information from the city with it's surveillance system. And yet despite all the knowledge, he still doesn't know how to put on a show that will attract more than ghosts.

Episode 5

When the legendary dragon and a team of a trap-liking and a yellowfever-drunk arrive at NXT and start fighting, Cagist appears after the spectacular fight to congratulate Kiryu, The Cagist naturally already informed of Kiryu's intention. Unlike other dirtsheets around that say things like "P-P-Plans change", Cagist's information is as flawless as his booking. He invites all three of them to talk, but especially wants A+ player Kiryu to be his main event. Wanting to relax, Kiryu walks into the Karaoke backstage before negotiation time...

Episode 6

The Cagist asks Leon and Fred what do they want, although in fact, he already knows they are after Ada Wong, a world famous spy, or rather where she's headed next. Leon begs Cagist he will do anything to get the information immediately, but obviously you can't talk to the King of Kings like that, since The Game is not one to be bossed around, and they don't want to find out why he's called the the Cerebral Assassin. Their part of the deal is, obviously, having to fight at NXT, even if they aren't a draw the card has to be filled after all.

However, under NXT's roof means fighting under NXT rules: They'll have to fight at The Coliseum's Cage. Leon thinks he might not have drank enough and is too sober to notice, and Fred as well only sees a normal cage; so Cagist has to explain to them the magnificence of her wife's creation as the most hellish structure ever put around a wrestling ring, the terror experienced after being locked inside it for all of October while also wearing another "cage" is one that to this day permeates the structure. Also all matches are 2/3 KOs, but it's normal of midcarders to care more about that detail than a masterpiece of structural design...

Near the end of the night, The Cagist approaches Kiryu with his request, that being him participating in the main event naturally as he's an A+ player. Cagist even wishes he would request info more often, since >NXT >audience goes crazy every time they see him. Sadly, Kiryu is already busy enough and the legendary dragon never gets a break. As for his opponent, he'll find out in the ring it's a fierce rival of his.

Episode 7

Showing that evil will never prevail, Cagist finally agrees to give Kiryu information about Evolution: The next one to go after him will be The Masterpiece Chris Masters with his feared Masterlock finishing move, the second most painful lock Cagist has ever experienced, the first being Steph's. However, Masters is narcissistic enough to come without reinforcements, and in fact, he's already waiting on NXT's ring!

Having won their matches, The Cagist now needs to consult his sources for Leon and Fred's B+ info.

The Cagist returns with a final favor and leaves the explaining to Steph: Hunter has been a bad boy and the cage will be locked extra tight until NXT draws at least a single dime. Afterwards, Steph makes him leave while pulling from a leash on his head...

After the match, Tomitake is frantically taking photos of the match's conclusion from the crowd, and having succeeded in the miracle of giving NXT a dime, Cagist offers his truth, if they can handle it. Leon thinks Ada may be in danger so he asks for it quickly, with Fred sighting at him still not getting it, and Cagist tells him that as a spy she must do things she doesn't want to (although spreading viruses might not be one of them), like being close to influential members of society; Leon remembers about how Steven and her must be friends, but Cagist tells him that sometimes they have to get physical, which causes Leon to be furious thinking that they were hitting her, but The Cagist tells him it's closer to her relation with John Clemens (which he also takes as him beating her). Finally the Cagist spells it out to him that she had to suck and fuck old men for valuable info, and after learning the harsh truth, Leon hits the table and leaves, with Fred going after him.

Cagist gets one final request from someone he's not happy to work with, he's not even sure he can handle so much work and begs him, but if he's not careful with his information, "that man" will come after him... it's a promise then.

Episode 8
The Cagist was already expecting Kiryu, but some information just can't be spread and tells Kiryu to turn around and leave, for what is best for him. But Kiryu knows that Cagist isn't like that and asks him who's getting to his head.

But that doesn't matter anymore, because Cagist feels like it's 11:59PM on Locktober 31st, and not even Steph can stop him now. Kiryu tries to make him remember what Steven did for him... for both of them, why betray him and found Evolution? But if Kiryu wants to know, he already knows the price: this'll be his send-off from NXT, and Triple H will make sure to savor every last dime.

After putting such a classic together, Flair would be proud, and who else to put it with than another man who was taught much by Steven. Even thought he might not have raised him, he changed his life by saving him from Shimano Futoshi, and that's exactly why Cagist could never betray him. Evolution with him was created with a different purpose, they were rebels, what Evolution turned into... is a mystery to Cagist. As for Kiryu, Steven changed his life when he got him the starring role in Hideo Kojima's "Dragon", and that's how the legend of "The Dragon of Kojima" was born. But such fame made his life take a turn, and he had to avoid people to not get them hurt, but at least Kiryu is glad Cagist will always stay by his side, much like Steven when he saved Cagist's life from Shimano. Kiryu has only heard legends of how Steven heroically stalled him and allowed Cagist to escape.

Cagist thanks Kiryu for the match and reminding him what really matters, and Kiryu reminds him that they can never forget those they're fighting for. Or the reasons why they keep walking this path... This is what life is for them.

Before Cagist can finally announce he's free from the cage, Steph bitches at him that one dime isn't gonna keep the show running and they need more dimes. Cagist tries to debut a new signing, Mid Show, but Steph calls him low midcard at BEST, and sends Haitch back to the cage for No Nut November.

Episode 9

Kiryu thanks Cagist for being a true friend and he likewise thanks him for raising NXT to it's highest interest in decades and getting him closer to selling off his tarps, as Kiryu reminds him that life is about dreaming for the impossible; however, Steph stops him from dreaming too much since he's still got the rest of NNN left as well as DDD.

Kiryu is comforted by the fact that much like him, the day HHH changes as a man will never come, and bids his goodbye.

Episode 10

After his superiors refuse to brief him completely on the mission objective, Chris is decided to find what Enrico died for, what Wrong betrayed them for, and for that he'll even go to a place where squads such as his' (and everybody else really) were not allowed to come: NXT. Through the unnatural solitude permeating the place, he finds The Cagist who, surprisingly, wasn't aware of him coming at all. In a moment, he goes and returns now aware that he's not Vince's sending and his real reason for coming.

Cagist was gonna put him against one of his new hires for the info, but Vince already laid them all off... Once upon a time, NXT was supposed to TakeOver the world; they hired all the indies, came up with NXT rules for every single match, and yet the ratings kept falling. Vince fired everyone under 6'0, their budget went into tarp maintenance, and Steph hasn't given him a day of rest since. Chris tells him that NXT rules don't allow any roster diversity, but either way Vince won't let him have anyone for more than a night; so instead Chris tells him to hire them on one-night deals, and more than that, have them have multiple matches per night. With that, Cagist finally figures what he needs: A tournament created by the King of Kings, and with such great help, Cagist happily hands over the information Chris wants.

And with that, NXT's King of /v/ Tournament was born.

Episode 14

Having learned of Hazz Maticus' true intentions, Leon and Fred inform Kiryu's friends and along The Cagist, Date Kaname and Suou Katsuya arrive to the top of Coolsville Hills in an helicopter, just after Hazz is done explaining how he hid his past in his son, artificially aged himself, and faked his own death. Before Hazz can end Kiryu, Leon and Fred drop down and confront him, as Kiryu is taken away in the helicopter. Hazz's presidential guard of 4 S.W.A.T. Members challenges them, but, they are mowed down by the paranormal patrol, and at last Hazz fights them directly with the S.W.A.T. Captain. Despite all this power, his plan, his gun, and his complex old age, Hazz couldn't stop Leon and Fred from ending his reign and saving China, not only because they had apple juice and a dilapidated van, but comrades by their side; Kiryu Kazuma... Suou Katsuya... Date Kaname... Shoji Shingo... Majima Goro and his brother... Warden Osborne... Officer Joe... Osama bin Laden... Kasai Tatsuyoshi... Van Darkholme... The Cagist... Hanyuu... Extra... Vergil... Dante... HUNK... Zagreus... Ryback, Chris Masters, Sheamus... Narihisago Akihito... Zoomer... Tomitake Jirou... Hassan and Kojima... Chuck... and Gregory Edgeworth... all irreplaceable people whose bonds have carried them to defeat him.

Episode Extra

After suffering a heart attack following NXT's terrible going, Cagist wakes up in the hospital... but he's not gonna let it slow him down, and is already thinking of giving Adam Cole another title run... when the clock strikes 12, and a terribly cuntish voices echoes from beyond the door: In the first day of Locktober, none shall rest, and none shall escape... before he realizes it, he's already within the cage, being ravaged by its two ethereal observers...

The Dark Web Rumble
With NXT's resurgence going on, he makes appearances on mudshows for publicity and to show them what a real wrestler is.

Episode 6

The General Managers challenge Triple H, so he in kind brings a bunch of lookalike friends, but they defeat him since they naturally don't know how to put on a show.

Season 7
With NXT declining again, Triple H was subcontracted by The Final Rumble, and now provides information to Sminem. Although his info quality has gone kind of down since Steph tightened his cage...

In G1 Nonstop Infinite Climax / Sunshine Super Stardom


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