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The Ultimate Rumble of Ultimate Jobbery
WELLLLLL Big Show was hoppin' around

Coolsville city like a big playground

When suddenly 47 burst from the stage

And shounted at Big Show "BATTLER IS GAY"

Big Show got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Rance

Who proceeded to open up a can of Rape-fu

When Aniki came out of the locker room

And he started beating up that jobber Gene

Then they both got flattened by the Misery Machine

But before Fred could stop Leon from getting drunk

Samoa Joe popped out of the trunk

And took out his arm filled with nanomachines

And knocked 47 out for the 1,2,3

But he got shot full of bullets and he ran away

Because the Sons of Sparda came to save the day

This is the ultimate rumble of ultimate jobbery

Law guys chaos guys and countouts

As far as the eye can see

And only one will draw dimes

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate rumble of ultimate jobbery

Big Show tore his quad trying to grapple

Like Bevi takes a bite out of an apple

Then Aniki came back covered in a tire track

But Johnny Knoxville jumped up and made his comeback

47 was injured and trying to get up

When Spigot ran in and punched him in the nuts

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Kaname Date took him out with an irish whip

Then Chris was looking for Leon's sperm case

To keep the Redfield bloodline from being a disgrace

But 47 stole it and he threw it in the air

And Johnny deflected it into Claire

Then he jumped top rope and he did a moonsault

While everyone agreed that this was Central's fault

Onto the Sons of Sperdo, but they collided in the air

Then they all got hit With a Pamela stare

This is the ultimate rumble of ultimate jobbery

Law guys chaos guys and countouts

As far as the eye can see

And only one will draw dimes

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate rumble

OP sang out

And welcomed the Messiah

Down from the Golden Land

Came Battler Ushiromiya

Who delivered an UWOOOOO

Which could shatter 'drums

Into the place

From which Date cums

Who fell through a table

His testicles strained

As 47 changed back

Into Max Payne

But Battler no-sold it

And as he flashed a smirk

He cranked the assassin's head

Look at the torque

THEN HUNK THE FAT AND HUNK THE WHITE

AND THE THREE KINGS LAWFAG burned HOLY  KNIGHT

AND HIDEO KOJIMA, AND THOSE GUYS FROM ROKKENJIMA

And Arthur Morgan And Dutch van der Linde

Armstrong Doomguy Chris-chan Black Battler

Mr X, Kirigiri EVERY SINGLE AGENT MEMBER

Eric  Sparrow and Red Carderina

Zoom, the Boom, Doc Tof' and Mr America

All worked Battler's faggot ass into a shoot

Like it was Nash in the Summer of '92

IT WAS THE MOST RIGGED MATCH CHAT EVER SAW

(In Loving Memory of Chris Benoit)

The fight raged on for a couple years

Many dimes were claimed and despite smark tears

The champion stood

The rest saw their better

REAN SCHWARZER, THE LOLI HEAD PETTER

This is the ultimate rumble of ultimate jobbery

Law guys chaos guys and countouts

As far as the eye can see

And only one will draw dimes

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate rumble

(This is the ultimate rumble)

This is the ultimate rumble!

(This is the ultimate rumble)

''This is the ultimate rumble of ultimate jobbery ''

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 * Luka Vaporizing Rebel Dive animation by GuardianZET.