Agent 47

The main character from HITMAN.

Through TFR, Agent 47 is a foil to Battler, while one wants to solve the murders of his family (if they happened at all) and disprove the implication of magic being used to commit them and even being willing to disprove magic as a whole, 47 is an assassin, and further would go as far as using magic to take down his targets if it was available and necessary to him.

Beautifully Executed
An expert assassin shrouded in mystery, Agent 47 will kill as long as he gets a contract that pays well. Created from the DNA from several criminal masterminds, 47 is now looking to make big bucks, and what better place than the world of Wrestling, where any famous wrestler will pay for his competition to be executed. That's why Agent 47 has joined the ranks of TFR under the guise of being a wrestler. Donning the perfect mask, 47 is able to make all his kills seem like "accidents". Will anyone stand up to 47's lethality?

Season 1
47 is tasked with the mission of recovering the case, no matter what it takes.

Episode 1

He infiltrates a chamber to battle for a chance at the case, but the mission goes awry.

Episode 2

After being noticed by enemy agents and detectives, 47 ends in a match between them all.

Episode 3

47 tries to get close to Payne to take him out since he learned the truth about him, and pretends to team up.

Episode 6

As he keeps posing as a wrestler, he finally finds a good opportunity to reveal himself and attack, invading on his and then challenging him directly, but he escapes, and with the unstable situation going in TFR, he decides to lay low for now until he can strike clearly, as attacking now would make him seem like an agent of The Bogdanoffs, making him an easy target.

Episode 8

However, the mission for the case ends as a failure.

Season 2
With the situation now calmter, 47 takes another contract: Eliminate Payne.

Episode 1

47 attacks Payne backstage to get rid of him, but survives and escapes.

Episode 2

While on his way to a scheduled match with Alucard, 47 jumps on him with a sledgehammer and beats the shit out of him. Presuming him dead, he leaves the stage.

Episode 3
However, to his surprise, Max survived and wanted revenge, one final match to decide who lives and who dies. 47 wins and completes his assassination, however before leaving the ring, his next contract sets his target for someone who is too wrestling for TFR, a red haired man...

Episode 5

During his entrance, Ushiromiya Battler is back-attacked by 47, but once 47 drags him into the ring to finish him, the situation reverses, and it is Battler who proceeds to beat the shit out of 47, leaving him no option but to flee after the match ends.

Episode 6

Surprised at such a defeat, 47 forges a plan.

In the middle of the match, none other than Max Payne, now bald and wearing brazilian clothes, runs in to attack Battler. However, even this has no effect as Battler still manages to beat 47, who is now dazzled by being defeated twice by such an unimpressive looking opponent.

Episode 7
As it turns out, Payne's assassination was fully staged so he could get away from fulfilling the contract and lay low in Brazil. They are actually good friends, and Payne has helped 47 in assassinations before. After Max changed his looks, he asked him for help on defeating this Battler guy, and he attacked him during the fight.

However, this wasn't enough, so Max had to come into action. Next they showed up in a tag match against them, and 47 opened with this:

I have an announcement to make.

''Battler is a shitter who cannot escape me forever, he can suck my fucking dick. Also BATTLER. IS. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!'' An attempt at psychological warfare, 47 was expecting this to completely throw Battler off, but more than that, they were able to win the match against 4 opponents.

47 couldn't understand what he was doing wrong, so next up he would send Max to deal with him.

Episode 8
However, 47 took the mental warfare to the next level, decided to create a phrase that would rival Battler's BCW, he wore a hat that said BIG, for "Battler Is Gay", and had prepared an all new speech

I have another announcement to make.

''The last match was completely fucking rigged! Battler and Phoenix are cum, guzzling, faggots!''

''Also WITCHES. ARE. REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!'' But not even this could stop Battler from winning against them once more, 47 was completely devoid of any explanation of how the greatest assassin could fail once again.

Episode 8.5

''In some alleyway, a battered Man and an Assassin lay down, defeated once again. They failed another contract to defeat their target. How could we fail? We are the best Assassin and Vigilante, forming a Tag Team group. That should cover all of each other's weaknesses. It's all the fault of that bloody haired Japanese man, we should have been able to kill him and fulfill our contract. Weren't we good enough? We always terminated our targets up until this point. Maybe this isn't our thing anymore. But what do we do then? Nowhere to go... I... don't know. Another contract, if we can pull another job we should be back in the game, and we won't fail next time. Yeah...''

Episode 12

But even then, they would keep failing to defeat their targets. His mind wandered to the one who had triumphed him so many times.

This red haired man who keeps beating 47 has him wondering who could he be. Who could beat the greatest hitman alive?

Season 3
47 has become completely obsessed with Battler, he is the only one among here who stands a chance against him. Battler is the only person worthy of being his rival and he must die by 47's hands, it must be destined to be so. How long until 47 totally loses it?

Episode 1

Due to the weird time travel happening, being once more in the year 2K, 47 defeats a target once more, reliving the experience of having prey in his hands like a hunter. A dungeon master, who doesn't stand a chance against him at this time. He is powerless against him.

Episode 2

And next is a priest, who is none other than the champion holding the King of Jobbers Title. He puts up a good fight, more than any normal priest could, but nonetheless he is defeated, and 47 wallows in the victory.

Episode 3

So much, that he cannot stop thinking about Ushiromiya Battler for some reason. Thus he decides to send a video to him; bragging about his free time with his championship and mocking his defeat at the hands of Darkholme. He mentions that next week some losers will fight to determine who is next on his list, but such easy contracts are boring, and even him would put more of a fight."And remember, Battler. WITCHES ARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!"

Episode 5
But back in the present, once again he is to face loss, having suffered a defeat from one of Miami's greatest officers, and to lose the title too as well, 47's disdain continues to grow.

Episode 6

Payne stands in front of the door to the room where "Battler" was locked up, and claims that 47 is missing, probably locked in his room crying after losing the title, but thinks that bringing Battler's corpse would cheer him up. However, before he kicks the door down, he sees Battler going into another room, and wondering how he got out without leaving his room, follows him through the other door...

Episode 7

In an emergency meeting, Wright states that after kicking down Battler's door, Ushiromiya Kinzo was found dead, with an unidentified stomach wound, probably related to the loud noise that happened near the room after he disappeared. Moreso, the room was locked, and "Battler" was presumed inside, but without any evidence for a precise culprit. The room was locked without any way inside or outside. The Agents of Payne have been missing for a week as well.

Episode 8


Dear The Faggot Rumble, I have yet another announcement to make.

IT WAS ME, I DID IT, I put the hit on Kinzo, I baked that lasagna!

Also Battler Negro IS reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaal. As Wright claims, Gordon, Ja/ck/, Serge, Jack & Joe Baker, and Gold were attacked and injured backstage, with the evidence pointing to 2 people and syncing to 47's appearances and disappearances, but when questioned, he stated only that "Black Battler did it all".

Episode 9
However, Saihara Shuichi appears to 47 as he fears he has investigated and discovered his entire plan:

And it finally happened, as 47 had allied himself with Black Battler, killed Kinzo Ushiromiya, made Payne disappear, and then they together attacked several wrestlers just to make people believe Black Battler was the real Battler, and so the universe would take Battler as the mistake and make him disappear. His plan came crashing down when Shuichi Saihara discovered his schemes and revealed it to Battler.

Thus, Battler defeated Black Battler, went over the entire mystery so it was clear to everyone, and finally, with null faith resting on Black Battler's existence, denied his existence.

Season 3 Extra
Battler finds 47 in a room and confronts him, he was trying to hide evidence once again.

Claiming that they found evidence of another part of his plan, Battler reveals there were rare minerals in his locker, which leads to believe he was trying to create his own focusing stone (but had failed to get the key material: E115). Also, he got the minerals from Steve, who disappeared a while ago.

47 claims it doesn't matter, but Battler reveals that the notes suggested his backup plan was sending Black Battler using the stone... to Rokkenjima, October 4th of 1986.

As 47 becomes distraught, he challenges Battler to one final match once and for all. Battler readily accepts, and adds the perfect place to end it the Ushiromiya Secret Wrestling Ring, his very own training place from so long ago.

Finally at last, 47 won against Battler at last. But would this be the end of it?

Season 4
Finally at last, Battler is done for, as he has gotten amnesia from their last match, and is out of the ring. The contract is cleared.

Episode 1

Max and 47 celebrate, and although he hasn't heard back from whoever put it up, but that's not what matters now that Faggler's done.

He's not sure who he'll be his next contract, but he's sure it'll be something worthwhile.

Episode 2-3

They set to defeat a rival assassin team, Killer2, but they were unsuccessful

Episode 11

When Kojima reveals his plan, they end up in the Universe 2K20, safe from The Final Impact.

Season 5
He was summoned for a conference along with Max Payne, where he ended up trapped in La Parka II's twisted Death Game.

Episode 1

He was subjected to a surprise, where he received , concluding with HUNK being instantly.

However, his friend Payne wasn't as lucky as him as he was as well.

Episode 2 He and Ulmeyda fight for immunity in a tag match, but lose.

A rumble is held for all the previously sentenced, the single winner to escape death, but Payne doesn't win and is executed.

Episode 4 Agent 47 begins to lose it after it sets in that Payne, his best friend, is gone. He threatens to assassinate La Parka, but he claims he's merely a host. But 47 shouts that it must be nothing but lies.

Episode 6
Crying out at the "rivalry" theme of the matches of the third trial, just like 47 was reminded of his greatest friend last trial, he was now reminded of his greatest rival. Thinking this must be all a sick trick to torture him for his sins, he blames La Parka for both, and swears to bring them back no matter what.

As his desire reaches critical levels, he finds himself in the ring next to Battler himself. Unable to believe it, he fights to confirm it was him, and his jobbing ways more than do. Overjoyed at having his rival back, 47 just tells Battler to fight another time, but Battler just shouts wondering what he wants from him.

La Parka chimes in from the TV to mention that he is a Doll, and artificial non-human being. 47 cries in disbelief and labels it as another lie, believing that Max must be alive as well. Battler however stays silent as leaves, which makes 47 howl.

Episode 8
As La Parka is explaining the next trial, 47 proclaims that Max has to be there, as he saw him last week. La Parka tells him no such thing existed, in fact, he specifically ordered no such thing to ever exist. This causes 47 to finally lose it. Aaaaaaaaaaahh?! You call this amusing?! What's wrong with your head?!! Die!

Go slice your head to bits and look inside, you'll see there's nothing there!!!

I won't forgive you!! How could you do something so cruel?!!

I've sometimes thought you could be a bit funny, but I'll never make that mistake again!

You're just a monster who's cruel on all levels!!! Don't show yourself in front of me!! Never again!!

I won't accept you! I won't talk with you! I don't even want to look at your face!!

Did you hear me?!! Don't show yourself in front of me!

DISAPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! Next, when 47 appears before Bane for their match, he has radically changed; to cope, he has created a Battler-like persona, and dressed as such. As such, he accuses others of being "the bald assassin" and engages in telling them how terrible they are. And YOU have the courage to call others 'GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY'? How pitiful!

Hey, hey, and what about Max? Is HE your boyfriend?

I mean, you two are always together, after all! And you want to call ME a cum guzzling homosexual?

Hey, 47, are you listening? 47?

HEY! GET BACK HERE! I STILL HAVE TO FINISH YOU OFF!

IT'S USELESS... IT'S ALL USELESS! UUUUUUUWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Claiming that the match was an unfair 2-on-1 with Max on the other side, Sou reminds him that Max is gone."MAX ISN'T GONE! STOP SAYING THAT! DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!"

Episode 10
As they enter a forbidden room, 47 sees a doll of Max, and is initially overjoyed, but quickly reverts back to the Battler persona. EVERYONE IS HERE! LOOK! IT'S... IT'S PAYNE!

Payne... I'm so ha-...

ARRRGHHH YOU BALD BASTARD! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU AND THAT OTHER BALD BASTARD UP WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE! However, as La Parka appears and destroys Mr. X, along with his explanationon about Dolls, 47 just cries.

Episode 12
After larping as Battler for half the season he arrives at the class trial of the death game. La Parka reveals himself as Battler Ushiromiya and 47 admits he was only pretending to be Battler due to his guilt and suspicions of Battler being the true culprit of the death game. For if he were Battler, then Battler could not be the mastermind.

With the fate of all the surviving death game participants on the line and wanting to atone for his actions that he believed kickstarted the death game, Agent 47 writes his name as the final answer and duels BANS but is unfortunately defeated and the final rumble to determine BANS' new host body proceeds as planned.

When the rest of wrestlers from the 2K19 universe come to rescue their friends trapped in the death game, he and everyone else are nowhere to be seen...

Season 6
Despite being dead, 47 lives on in his various clone brothers, whose origin are a mystery.

Season 0
47 starts his work posing as a lawyer, as a manner of living hiding from his assassin life. Or maybe he just wanted to be a fucking lawyer.

Episode 10.2

Strange versions of 47 show up inside Leon's dream.

Episode 14
Court is now in session, presided by The MMMighty Judge, using the badass fast-paced initial trial system because he has a meeting with his biker friends. Vitalik asks from the Witness Stand to wait while his defense makes its way late, making Wright wonder if he has something up his sleeve... and indeed, he shocks everyone as he has hired the legendary undefeated defense attorney: Lawyer 47, who apologized for the lateness as some RED-HAIRED FAGGOT got his suit dirty.

The prosecution makes their opening statement: Vitalik has mismanaged the company from health issues to match fixing, and presents evidence proving the connection between TFR staff and the late Chuck's Suck & Fuck; 47 quickly discards it on the basis that "it cannot be read because reading is for homos", a formidable move that the Judge allows while looking uninterested and all of Sminem's team acknowledges as a difficult challenge. Next, the defense makes a statement of their own, "all of the prosecution's evidence is fake and gay, fabricated even, and no real evidence will be heard against his client as Vitalik and TFR have done literally nothing wrong, and Chuck's is a gay den of lies."

Edgeworth presents a decisive piece of evidence—a photo proving a match which had a different outcome than officially acknowledged after the lights of the arena suddenly turn off (that's ground for gimmmmmick infringemmmmmmment). But unluckily 47's glasses are too fucking blurry to see anything and he rips the image in half. Also, 47 would like to add one thing: no hat-wearing attorneys have been left mentally retarded due to TFR as they employ the amazing Dr. Piccolo, or at least that would be if he wasn't such a fucking traitor like the rest of the people in this room. Exhibit GAYYYY: Kyle Hyde. All those mysteries solved and yet no one can find out why you suck so much.

Tell me, does the paper clip represent your penis size, or is it a metaphor for how you can barely keep anything together.

Saihara? Amima? Who? So many Danganronpa shitters here I can't even keep track of them all.

Who's running the billing here, a monkey, or a teenage girl?

And Janny? Janny!? JANNY!?

And the prosecution? The prosecution? Heh. Who gives a shit about the prosecution, we all know they're gonna lose anyway.

They're both foolish fools who are too foolish to know that they have been fooled. They are the poison that is rotting TFR from within. Sminem's team hangs on to the last string of hope after such demolishing defense...

At last, the prosecution presents its most finishing piece of evidence, years upon years of company records that help detail Vitalik's scheme with other parties such as the mafia and even the president, gathered by a staff member risking his own well-being—Amami Rantaro. It picks the judge's interest but hears the defense's rebuttal first: Zzzzsnore. The decision is clear and the evidence doesn't change anything, disappointing Piccolo, Janny, and Amami, as they've met with a move worthy of an Ultimate Lawyer.

With time at its limit, Edgeworth desperately looks for the missing piece to the puzzle that is such an impenetrable defense. his assistant Therapist affirms he must be on the right track, the defense's posture can only mean one thing, and that's that it's bluffing. If he can pinpoint his confidence's source, he can defeat it, and that's when Edgeworth notices it by using his father's glasses, his achilles' heel: his perfect bald. By distracting the judge by way of retreading on his father's lengthy medical records, he also annoys the defense into going into a rant, and uses the opportunity to steal Payne's wig and throw it onto 47's head; instantly, his focus, confidence and charisma are crushed before he can stop talking. Because, like the legend he is, the Judge...

Judge NEVER DREW A DIME!

HE NEVER PASSED THE BAR! HE'S NEVER EATEN CHICAGO STYLE PIZZA!

HE ONLY EXISTS TO TAKE BRIBES AND WHACK HIS GAVEL! HIS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS BEING ABLE TO SUCK DICKS BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AT WENDY'S AND NOT GET CAUGHT!

IT IS TRULY A SAD DAY WHEN A PARODY OF A HUMAN BEING CAN BE CALLED A "JUDGE". DARE I SAY, THE DARK AGE OF THE LAW IS ALREADY HERE.

That's why... That's why I declare this case closed!

Law degrees are a sham anyway, get a real degree like fine arts.

Or at least be a cop so you can carry a gun and look cool. You'd be surprised how many are like th- A pure strike is delivered, and the judge finally sees through the defense's lies, sentencing the attorney to wrestler's court after the trial is over. In light of these events, the verdict is set, and the court declares TheFinalRumble... GUILTY.

Season 7
A top of the class assassin, he has been requested to steal something known as The Case of Sperm.

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He infiltrates a tables match for it and wins.

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Afterwards, he exchanges it for a MITB case. On his way backstage he is met with a young wrestler with red hair who asks him for directions, and notices he has the MITB. He wonders if he won't cash out now because HUNK is really strong, and leaves."...God, what a faggot."

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47 readies himself to cash in tonight and show everyone what he's made of, a backstabber and 1-2-3 for the belt, he refuses to fade into irrelevancy and being crossed by FAGGOT ROOKIES like FAGGLER ever again. He made cum into a cash in, he'll make cum into a belt.

...however, he doesn't show up to his cash-in.

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Blaming that Wright laid down to make him look bad and that FAGGLER stole his case (totally true), he decides to take his fury on the first homo sapiens that appears. Haha. Merely holding back...

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Takes his fury on Kinzo and calls witches gay, but that makes him mad and his DESIRE crushes him.

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Calls Miyao and Jayden queers.

Episode 9
FINALLY cashes in... on an ally match worth no points. Well whatever he managed to win the belt! OBJECTION, said Greg, who counter-cashed-in to ACTUALLY win points, and stole the belt right from 47 in less than 2 minutes. KWAB.

Off-Season 7: Hard Time OVA
Worked as a lawyer for some reason and was a damn good one. Literally every time Furio Tigre commited a felony he got him scot free.

Off-Season 8
Episode 2 47: ''Agent 47. My name is Agent 47, and I am a certified D. D for Dickest BIG, and you can't. Beat. That.'' ''And this right here is biiig Max, the Maxerino is here. And you can't. Beat. That.'' Badda Boom, Badda Bing, fucking Battler is a pig. Max: ''There's only ONE WORD to DESCRIBE THEM, and I'm gonna SPELL. IT. OUT for them.''

F-A-G-G-O-T!

Episode 28: Battler's Birthday Bash
Ah there you are, my favorite foe, my beloved faggot. Hello Battler Ushiromiya, and happy fucking birthday. First on the list: [typing] Battler, your reddit account now has Reddit Gold, congratulations!

I also made you a gift, a complimentary birthday song I mixed myself. Please Battler, enjoy. (Dear god I hope they copyright this)

🎵Happy birthday to you (YOU'RE GAY) ,🎵

🎵Happy birthday to you (YOU SUCK DICKS) ,🎵

🎵Happy birthday dear Battler (SO QUEER) ,🎵

''🎵Happy birthday to you. (I HOPE YOU DIEEE).🎵''

And Battler, my final gift to you... Gamestop giftcard. Who knows, maybe you may be able to purchase... BATTLERTOADS. OHOHOHOHOO!

All right all right, I think we're done here.

So um, yeah this is kinda awkward. I expected, I expected more, I expected better from myself, so yes I'm, I'm going to beat your ass now. Enjoy. Episode 33

Participates in the TFR Championship Return Tournament.

Sadly, some FAG decided to finally win against him out of all persons, a clear attack on his views.

Feats

 * Assaulted Payne with a sledgehammer during his intro before the match began
 * Presumed dead, Max Payne returns as fury incarnate seeking vengeance. Still jobs.
 * Max is confirmed DEAD after 47 's last match with him
 * EXCEPT HE WASN'T DEAD AND IT WAS MERELY A RUSE FOR THE CONTRACT
 * 47 has fixed his new objective: Battler
 * Attacked Battler during his match with Brendan Fraser, causing the later to be disqualified
 * Was defeated by CHADDLER in S2E6 thought
 * Assassins aren't real
 * And now 47 and Payne are trying to take down Chaddler
 * Shit's fucked, contracts failed
 * Chaddler absolutely BTFO these idiots, what a bunch of jobbers.
 * Finally, on one last all-out match, won against Battler. Contract Complete.
 * Also beat his grandpa Kinzo in a NON-CANON match.
 * Killed him with small bombs lasagna.
 * ALSO killed Battler (mentally).
 * Was bested by Manny Pardo and had to admit him the superior killer.
 * Was the real villain of Season 3 and got away with everything.
 * Killed Steve (but nobody cared really)
 * Got away with everything.
 * Showed deep remorse for his actions in Season 5 and attempted to "make up for it" then died.
 * Was champion for a whopping 2 minutes. GREGGED.com
 * Ranked 06th place in Season 7's Popularity Poll〈47 votes〉.
 * Ranked 20th (tied with Extra & Robo-Battler) place in Season 0's Popularity Poll〈021 votes〉.

Trivia

 * Nicknamed Battler as "Faggler"
 * Got away with everything.
 * Until he died.