La Creatura

THE MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPION

The average American poster on /pol/

Off-Season 2
One of the Goblinas that made it's way to Cope Island uses it's wicked biology to infect OP with the "La Creatura Fever", a form of illness that forces males to impregnate Las Creaturas, a mechanism they use to keep muttening their genes even more and produce more of their ever-wicked offsprings.

Season 3 - Cope Island Intermission
In a different timeline, Armstrong sacrifices itself getting along with La Creatura, saving OP but dooming his impeccable american genes.

Match History
Wins Loses RECORD: [2|2][+-0] PINS: [1
 * 1) [S2E5] Fatal-4-Way: Vs Mr. America, Tom Brady & Spiderman
 * 2) [S2E7] Match Wheel - One Million Dollars Ladder Match: Vs Arthur, Steve, Adam Jensen, Ethan, Ruber & La Creatura
 * 1) [S1E4] 6-Man Battle Royale: Vs Shingo Shoji, Vitalik, Shrek, Steve, Grinch): Vitalik
 * 2) [S2E12F]  Royal Rumble : Maximillion Pegasus

Trivia

 * The Creatura will take over the world
 * Once you start feeling the symptoms, once you have an irresistible desire to shart, and enjoy it, it's too late.