Lore

Leon and Fred's Vacation
Leon convinces Fred to drive him to see Claire to get a virus, to become Tag Team Champions.

Sminem and Mr.X
Sminem tell's it's creation, Mr. X, to distract Leon and Chris, so he can steal the Case.

Backstage Bogging
Igor Bogdanoff tells an unknown caller the plan to swap The Case with a fake one, and have it catch fire, and to use a disguise.

"Dante" and The Bogs
The Bogs congratulate "Dante" on helping them cripple both sides of the competition last week.

"HUNK"'s call
"HUNK" gets a call from some mysterious french-speaking dudes, who tell him about the keywords "Spy", "Briefcase" and "Sminem"

"HUNK" 's path
"HUNK" gets his path blocked by Senator Armstrong, Gold, Van Darkholme and Extra

"HUNK"'s Medical Check
Dr. Piccolo relieves "HUNK" medically by administering him the dose after a painful defeat, and tells him that the real HUNK is somewhere else. Igor walks near and greets them as the screen fades.

Therapy Progress
Chris walks beaten through the corridor, when his Therapist shows up, and comforts him. He tells Chris he found an Asian guy he can takes his frustration out on.

Battler joins the Mystery Masters
Sminem calls Battler and tells him that the "HUNK" that he fought last week was a fake one. He's gathering a group to investigate and find the real HUNK, and, despite Battler being a jobber, he believes in him. Battler joins the group known as "The Mystery Masters", where he meets Leon, Hobo Wright, Saihara and Fred. This would mark a decisive point in not only the Mystery Master's, but the entire TFR history.

Battler proves his worth
After Battler 's lead was correct, Sminem sends a party to rescue HUNK. He returns with a vengeance to be consumed.

Extra shills for BCW
Extra tries to convince a young High School Couple to check the BWC.

The Bogs and Vitalik 's Plan
The Bogs and Vitalik celebrate their plans' success, rusing the competition into thinking The Case was still important to their plans, and reveal that with their mysterious "Sons of Sperdo" project finalized, BCW will take over. Afterwards, Operation "CRAB-17" can begin.

Sminem 's team retrieves The Case
After Battler's investigation was correct once more, The Mystery Masters recover The Case, Sminem reveals his plan: to enact justice by putting it in a Ladder Match between all the Women Wrestlers.

Season 1 Finale
During this time, many key events develop that lead into Season 2. Otherwise, without these events, who knows what would have happened...

Dutch 's Counter-bog plan
Dutch, taking advantage of the situation, develops a plan to take out the Bogs and have all the credit. However, when he talks to Arthur to get the money he needs, he insists that he is not strong enough, and to prove it to him in the ring.

Armstrong 's Bog Schemes
The Bogs and Armstrong discuss the plan to take over the world with their upcoming BCW broadcast. The Bogs assure Armstrong the position of President of America for his services. Armstrong then goes to fight for the /v/ Champion Title.

The Mystery Masters' time to Fight! Stop The Bogs ' plan!
The Mystery Masters decide that they need to beat The Bogs tonight, before they can take over the world with their BCW Broadcast. Battler bought a BCW shirt, thinking it stood for "Battler Can Win"...

To be Continued...
"????: Hello?"

"????: What do you mean it won't happen?"

"????: We had our sponsorship deal ready! Our product's sales would skyrocket!"

"????: ...And just who was behind that?"

"????: Don't worry."

"????: They are about to witness the True Nightmare."

Off-Season 1
Leading from the Bad End of Season 1, The Bogs took over the world. All that was left to save the remnants of the world they used to know, is a mismatched team of wrestlers known as The Final Resistance.

The Birth of Kyokotofen and OP's eternal SETHIG
In XCOM's first mission involving The Lost (which are basically zombies, lets be real here), various characters, including Raiden, Richtofen and Kirigiri were sent out to rescue some nerd and his injured buddy. Raiden proved himself to be an absolute legend, ripping through a shitload of Lost like it was nothing. Meanwhile, Richtofen, who honestly should have experience in taking care of shit like this, was a massive jobber who missed basically every shot, making OP reach 10% SEETHE. Come the ending mission screen where you get a propaganda picture, Richtofen decides to dab for the photo like an absolute madlad, OP at this point was 50% SEETHE.

Eventually, Richtofen forms a relationship with Kirigiri, and as it turns out, Kirigiri happens to be OP's waifu, now OP was 100% SETHIG, resulting in jokes about cuckery remaining a cloud over his head.

Operation Crypt Killer
Sadly this seemed like it wouldn't last very long, as /ourjanny/ decides to check out his first black site mission, dubbed "Operation Crypt Killer", in this, Sminem, Majima, Raiden, Kirigiri and Richtofen were sent out, only for them all to perish because /ourjanny/ is crap at XCOM, as it turns out.

There was one last gamble: Killing the Chosen Warlock or perish. In one last desperate attempt, ill prepared and with no good soldiers, the Warlock was killed by none other than Komaeda,  earning the title of "HOPEMAN" and saving the Resistance.

Since the death of Kirigiri, chat realised that XCOM was now a major sausage fest, which reminds them of the sad state of chat itself, so it was decided for chat to decide on the new waifu because "XCOM needs more waifus", apparently. Chat decided from this to bring in Aigis, a decision they would come to regret later.

Retaliation Strike
A mission where an unexpected number of Chryssilads(Every kill spawns an egg that hatches more) appear, things get out of control fast when their numbers approximate the hundreds. Todd dies(Ironic considering his actions in the previous timeline, or perhaps the inter-dimensional catalyst). Price proves his worth. And 47 becomes the official ass-pull lord, reaching the extraction point with 2 poisons, fire, and evading enemies to 1HP

The Case of The Missing Leon
At some point, the Chosen Assassin kidnapped Leon during a covert action, presumably she must have heard about the quality of his nut, and kidnapped him for it. Thankfully, XCOM eventually located where Leon's milking chamber was, and freed him from his hell. To save him, his best friend Fred, Dante and Chris (who probably wants to find the milked sperm to give to his sister) were sent out, an ADVENT soldier spotted them but he was quickly silenced, and thankfully Leon was saved with no injuries.

Kyokotofen 2: SETHIG Boogaloo
Later on in the series, a pair of soldiers thought to be dead returned out of nowhere: Richtofen (one from a different timeline) and Kirigiri. Through this chat were joking about the return of SETHIG and Kyokotofen, however, this Richtofen had his sights on someone else, the chat-picked waifu: Aigis.

Operation Boomer
On Joshua Graham 's first mission, they have to rescue the VIP(Probably - . ) from the enemy base. When the enemy forces are at minimal, the remaining are in the same location as the VIP. Nero aims for the shot and misses.

Now, so does Joshua Graham, or that's what everyone thinks when, in fact, he was never aiming at the enemy, but at a barrel behind that killed both him and the VIP. Afterwards, after the mission, it was littered with propaganda posters and the operatives were all looking away from the camera, minus Graham. This gave him the title of Joshua "War Crimes" Graham

The Final Struggle
During the assault at the final mission, Vergil, is killed when taking out 3 Mutons, and his corpse falls into an abyss, much like DMC3. Pottery.

(in progress)

(to include at some point: the legend of CHAD TURRET, and Dutch being kidnapped, who saved Leon, the final fight, and anything else of note, please put them in order!)

Season 2
After the world is saved, new evil emerges...

Dutch and Ruber teamup
After Arthur decides to stop being part of Dutch 's always-fail plans, Ruber, another planning and cunning man, draws close to Dutch...

Sminem 's great walk into the stage
Sminem walks into the stage and retells that his team helped end The Bog menace, but that he needs to care take of the "Weapons" they left behind. With the help of some lawyers, he manages to liberate the prisoners from the mental conditioning of a life of slavery.

Chris Redfield attacked!?
Chris is found by his Therapist unconscious on the floor and takes him to an Hospital. Who could be behind this...

The great Board Tournament begins!
Meanwhile others events take place, an important tournament begins:   ☀The King Of The Ring Board Tournament! How will this affect the actions against the mysterious Hooded Figure?

Pegasus buys his way to Victory!
After becoming a prominent Wrestler thanks to his gift to make many upsets, Shoto Todoroki is offered the position of representing /a/ on the Board Tournament, he gets ready to step into the ring, when he is stopped by none other than '''Maximillion Pegasus. '''After making a generous offer to the board of directors, he replaces him in the Tournament!(Good Riddance)

Sminem steps off!? Who is the mysterious competitor!
A phone calls to some paradise far off The Final Rumble: Sminem answers. He is decided to make a bow: T''o let the world take it's own destiny in it's shoulder. ''He takes to enjoy his free time, for he doesn't want to bother with The Demon nor The Tournament, as he suggests his time is limited. He however, decides to participate economically, by selling /biz/'s spot to a weird dude who pays in Barbecue Sauce.

Attack on Leon!
Leon walks, drunkenly, into the stage, and after taking sometime to identify what a microphone is, announces that since defeating The Bogs, Him and Chris have become closer, and that He wishes for him to get well soon. Afterwards, a Mysterious Hooded Figure appears behind Leon and throws him into the floor, disappearing afterwards...

Dutch and Ruber 's Plan: Foiled Again!?
Dutch and Ruber have come up with another villainous plan: They assault the /v/ Tag Team Champion from behind! Ricardo comes save his mate just in time. Despite his wounds, Aniki says one thing: ''The show must go on. ''Even in this weakened state, it's more than enough to beat the Men with a Plan into the ground.

The Nightmare Appears!
Vergil walks into the stage to announce something: He has seen a new source of power like he never has before, and he seeks the one who possesses it. Moments afterward, The evil appears itself: Nightmare Todd has come. However, as if mockingly, he is not here to fight Vergil, for he is weakened and would not make a digne adversary. He instead,sends out his lowest-ranked minion to test Vergil: The terrible Janny. Easily beaten by even a Weakened Vergil, this pathetic creature proves that Vergil is powerful enough to be useful to Todd, and he appears behind Vergil and grabs him, his fate afterward, unknown...

Leon Wakes up to a Nightmare
Leon, now in the hospital, wakes up in a weakened state, having been brought there by the always trusty Fred. However, a new horror awaits him in his room; the Boglogical Weapons Donte and Vorgil are here, and claim he is their father. They have tied up Fred, and tell Leon their story...

Leon's Nightmare Continues
...After telling how they were born from tubes(That were put in a Case and dumped), Leon's consciousness fades. (whose wouldn't?)

The Sons of Sperdo's Match
Donte & Vergil wonder why their Dad fell unconscious. They (presumably) freed Fred and left after hearing they have a match.

The Therapist's Retaliation!
After Chris's assault, the Therapist steps into the ring to make two important announcements: 1. Two weeks after the attack, Chris has fallen in a coma from which he can't wake up. luckily, Claire is taking care of him. 2.To kick the ass of whoever did that to Chris. At this point, the transmission is hijacked by none other than Todd "The Nightmare" Howard; Revealing that after unlocking his demon powers, he has obtained the ability to do a " Mind-Link ": He's using Leon and Chris ' minds to sustain his power. Using this, he has achieved his Second Form. His true plan is to obtain enough power to take the Qliphoth 's fruit, gaining The Ultimate Power, which will allow him to bend our Baseline Reality into the Howard Reality. Afterwards, Todd sends his Middle-Ranked Minion: Fargoth. The Rapist wins, and in a risky move, offers compassion to Fargoth, who is now believed to have been Untodded.

The Rapist confronts The Demon!
The Therapist returns to the ring, and seeks the demon that has caused this to Chris. However, he does not seek a fight: He seeks to peacefully settle this(Not very smart to try to talk it out with a demon in retrospective). He demands this vile "Todd" appear before him, if that's even his real name. However, a mysterious figure resembling Vergil appears before him, and doesn't seems like he wanted to talk. Why could this figure have taken the Therapist?

HUNK retires!? The champion of /v/ is no more!
A week after defeating his previous Boss, HUNK reflects on the fact that he's just become a mercenary, and as a mercenary he sure as shit wouldn't accept this pay for a job like this. He don't care about The Tournament nor that Demon, and returns to HQ. However, TFR still has his contract, and decides to send a Goodbye party to HUNK. HUNK, however, says it's fucking over and wants to deal with none of this shit, so the HQ sends a team to deal with what's left.

He has risen up
After speaking about what SOCIETY does to us, gamers gentlemen, The Joker can's stand it anymore. He's not hiding behind a persona anymore. He has a revenge to fulfill.

Dutch's fit of rage
Dutch is FUCKING ANGRY that people don't praise him and boo him instead. He demands that people buy MY FUCKING SHIT. MY SHIRTS ARE GREAT JUST FUCKING BUY THEM. I'M, I MEAN HE, IS GONNA TAKE OUT ALL THE OTHER SUPERSTARS IN MY WAY

Zoomers' newfound powers
Lil' Zoom calls his dad after his last bottle of S O Y tasted kind of funny, but it turns out that what Zoomy was drinking was instead Bogdabot Vile, obviously the source of his newfound demon powers. What will happen to Zoomer from now on...

In the end, it has to be this way
Armstrong comes to announce that he will be cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase. He will fight Jack and prove that he deserves the Title by being the stronger one, beating him fair and square.

(Almost) Revelations
Richtofen talks to the mysterious woman who appeared in his battle against Chosen Hunter, revealing a number of things. The Doctor formed a desperate alliance with an unknown entity (Most likely Samantha Maxis, since she is referred to as "Devil child" and "young lady", while she herself refers to Edward as "Teddy", a nickname that only she really uses.), he used the Summoning Key to temporarily steal the soul of a girl (Kirigiri, probably. Who else has long purple hair and wears a suit-skirt combo in TFR-verse?) and put the entity's soul in its' place, and that something will happen once the entity is sent back. Does that mean Richtofen is a necropedophile..?

Dante returns from his vacation
Dante returns to the party, and is hella gonna beat Nelo Angelo into Vergil back again

Dante joins the Party
Dante returns to V n' his grills partying, and can't just not join the fun

Fred Prepares to fight the Demon
Fred is FUCKING PISSED and prepares to go fight The Nightmare itself.

Dante and V ambushed!?
While partying with the girls V brought along to his victory, Dante and V are ambushed by The Janitor and Fargoth, knocking both of them out!

The Wrath of Gamers
Adachi approaches Richtofen, demanding that Richtofen hands over his "bitch" (aka Kirigiri) so she can be "punished for her crimes against society", or else he will face the mighty wrath (read: massive jobbing) of gamers. Knowing that Adachi lost against Chad, Richtofen seemed to pay no attention to this threat, though for whatever reason he was wearing a bulletproof vest...

The Nightmare reaches his Final Form: Todd obtains the Sin Fruit!?
It seems while everyone else was busy fighting his minions and trying to save their friends, Todd didn't waste time like a puny Bond Villain and went and got the Qliphoth's Fruit all by himself. He would need terrifying power for that; and now he's EVEN STRONGER. What terrifying power awaits in his Ultimate and strongest form:  Demon King Todd 

The Virgin true identity vs THE CHAD PLOT TWIST
The Chad announcement: After partying and fucking bitches(thing you virgins probably don't understand), he reveals that Chad is merely a Persona too, he's tired of observing Adachi's actions, and he reaches out to the truth.

The Agents of Payne
It turns out, Payne wasn't really killed by 47, but was merely pretending to fill out the contract and was having a vacation in brazil. In reality, they are good friends, and their real objective is Battler.

47 also had a few words to say before the match:

"I have an announcement to make. Battler is a shitter who cannot escape me forever, he can suck my fucking dick. Also Battler is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY."

--Agent 47

Dutch and Pegasus plan to stop The Nightmare

It seems notice of Todd's actions has passed around, and people are making preparations for what would be a confrontation of epic proportions. Meanwhile Dutch, making plans to become rich as always, makes one that includes the great Pegasus. Rushing to tell him, convinced that it would amuse him enough to join in his whacky nonsense, he is let down to know Pegasus already has a plan to stop the Demon King himself, and that he wants nothing to do with any of his stupid ideas, Dutchy-boy.

A Lament of Lost Humanity
"???: Beating him... should have been enough... but it wasn't."

"???: He... should have been restored by now..."

"???: But that evil only grows stronger."

"???: What... should I do?"

"???: What... can I do?"

"???: I don't have much time..."

Mad Dog saves the Mystery
After Fred's terrible defeat, Todd's Minions Fargoth and Janny decided that they had enough with this guy annoying his master's plan, and try to end him oncS2E 8d f or all, when suddenly, The Mad Dog of the Nishida Family himself, Goro Majima, appears and stops The Order's attempt at Fred's life, making them retreat.

If anyone had to guess as why, Majima probably deemed Fred too worthy an opponent to not be beaten by himself.

Bitches and Whores
After winning her match against Pieck, Kirigiri is suddenly and violently assaulted by Tohru Adachi, who obviously considers her a BITCH and a WHORE for cheating on OP with Richtofen and not following Adachi's advice when he told Richtofen that women don't belong on the ring. Bitch deserved it GAMERS RISE UP.

Fred's Struggle
After waking up in the hospital, weak and defeated, Vorgil restrains Fred with a "No Way, Fag!" after being saved by Majima since he can't stand being defeated by Todd. Meanwhile, The Sons of Sperdo themselves are pretty battered up after fighting The Bakers.

Doktor, turn down my VR inhibitors
"Raiden: Are you sure about this, Doktor?"

"Raiden: Those games are gun and all but..."

"Raiden: Implanting them into my BRAIN? But I like this headset!"

"Raiden: I thought getting those robotic upgrades was enough..."

"Raiden: I'm not sure... But I do have a proposal."

"Raiden: You'll buy Honey Select for me if I defeat Armstrong."

"Raiden: I mean, I know my collection is pretty big already..."

"Raiden: But I should have gotten that one ages ago! The ring is a lonely place!" "Raiden: Okay. We have a deal then..."

Pegasus' Plan is on: Rise the Army against the Demon Lord!
Pegasus reveals that he will be funding the plan against Demon King Todd with his infinite money (He could easily defeat him one on one but he just doesnt feel like it, OK?). Despite Dutchy-boy wanting to be his second, he aldeady had chosen someone to lead the troops: Erwin Smith, being both old friends, he knows he is capable of this role. Next week, the best of the best, the top dogs, the absolute gods of The Final Rumble will be recruited into this Elite Team with one and only one objective: ''Plan one final attack on Toddy-boy. This will be our last Gamble. ''

Adachi rises up: Yu's defeat leads Adachi to join the Demon King!
A recording of Adachi's speech last night: After defeating that idiot, and with his highschooler friends back in Inaba, probably watching in horror as Adachi mercilesly curbstomped Yu on live TV, Adachi announces that the world will change Today; Todd Howard has the power needed to do it, and Adachi wants in on it. No more Chads, Veronicas, Sluts or Whores, the world will be brighter tomorrow, after all, we will RISE UP.

Dante returns to his senses
Almost a month after being attacked by The Order, Dante wakes up in the hospital, and after inquiring with the doctor, decides he has had enough in an hospital bed and it's time to return to the ring. Also, Dante asks the doc to not allow his friend to go, since in his state he would just be D E A D W E I G T H.

Failed Contracts and Bloody Rivalries
In some alleyway, a battered Man and an Assassin lay down, defeated once again. They failed another contract to defeat their target. How could we fail? We are the best Assassin and Vigilante, forming a Tag Team group. That should cover all of each other's weaknesses. It's all the fault of that bloody haired Japanese man, we should have been able to kill him and fulfill our contract. Weren't we good enough? We always terminated our targets up until this point. Maybe this isn't our thing anymore. But what do we do then? Nowhere to go... I... don't know. Another contract, if we can pull another job we should be back in the game, and we won't fail next time. Yeah...

Nero wakes up from the beating
Nero wakes up in a hospital bed and instantly regains his senses(probably from his jobber genes). He calls the Doc (and remembers he has to call Kyrie). The good doctor tells him that dante left some time ago, and told him to not let the  DEADWEIGHT  go after him. Immediately after hearing the D-WORD, Nero goes full autism and practically no_scopes through the hospital doors after grabbing the Tomboy seeking Dante in a jobber-fueled rage. Will he catch him in time? It seems in the rush he forgot to take his Daily Dose, oh no!

Erwin's Plan! The Counter-Todd Task Force is formed!
On a conference room inside the Pegasus Secret Complex, Commander Erwin explains the counter-attack plan he has formed to defeat the Nightmare King. The unamused group, formed by The Final Rumble 's stars of Fred Jones, Goro Majima, Billy Herrington and Ricardo Milos, isn't certain this plan is legit and disagree with it, Majima in particular calls him a con man. At this point, Maximillion Pegasus, the Producer of this operation, walks into the room and praises his dear friend Erwin's plan, and reminds everyone what will happen if they don't follow the plan: Todd will form the Howard Reality...and he will also send them to the Shadow Realm! Commander Erwin continues his speech, and announces that Pegasus has hired the famous group of "Mystery Men" to join his forces, not as frontline fighters, but as investigators and spies, forming the "Intelligence Team" of this operation, they are going to discover the secrets of the Devil Lord, his demon powers, and his "Servants". And with that, the meeting ends. Go forth, valiant team of heroes! DEDICATE YOUR HEARTS!

Noble Sacrifice from a Demon's Humanity
"V: 'So if all do their duty, they need not fear harm'" "V: So it is written.""V: Dante's war... is meaningless. The outcome... matters not.""V: I do not want to end this battle with my own hands... I have to.""V: Because it does not matter how much power you obtain, as long as you still remember:""V: You... and I... are one."Moments before Nelo Angelo destroys Dante, V rushes and throws him offstage, runs to the other side, and in a dash throws himself into Nelo and forces him to merge back together into the Alpha and the Omega: Vergil

We'll never forget his sacrifice. F.

The Alpha and The Omega: Vergil's Return
Vergil returns, after being saved from the Demon's claws by his own humanity, and mentions that he was far stronger than anticipated, but alas, it is not true power: The Demon King uses his powerful Mind-Link even on his minions to grant himself power. If the pillars fall, so will the tower too, the key to defeating the Dark Lord lies in defeating his subordinates. ''If you wish to defeat Todd Howard, you must start with his minions, and then strike quickly. Now, Show me your Motivation!''

Preparation for the Final Confrontation: The Todd Strike Force begins their Training Arc!
Commander Erwin calls for a meeting after obtaining the Investigation Team's totally legit report that they obviously didn't just copy the info that Vergil announced live on TV and was 100% original research. It appears Todd's army don't just make Todd's ranks, but also grant him his power with his "Mind-Link" technique. Erwin develops a plan based on a two-part attack to be executed next week: The team will be divided in two groups; One will defend the Locker–A key tactical position that Todd's forces will no doubt retaliate, and the other will proceed to the frontlines against Todd's Order members. This way, The Demon's strenght will be reduced by taking down his minions. And when he's at the lowest we can bring him, we shall knock him down. Before that, the team will need to train to be ready for the fight, fightinge each other with honor, and with all their might, for the demon will be ruthless and without compassion. Without further ado, let the Training Arc commence! The meeting concludes. DEDICATE YOUR HE-"*SLAM*""Nero: WHERE THE HELL IS DANTE?""Erwin: We don't know. He's apparently healed from the wounds he suffered last week, but I haven't seen him. Now if you are here to join our ranks, it would be a pleasure to wel-""Nero: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WOUNDS? LAST WEEK? FINE THEN, I'LL GO BY MYSELF!""Nero: I'LL SHOW YOU DEADWEIGHT!""Erwin: ..."

Primis and Ultimis
"???: EDWARD! LISTEN TO ME NOW! NOW NOW NOW!""Richtofen: I could really use ze quiet, mein kinder.""???: NEVER! BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M TRAPPED IN THIS DARK, SCARY SPHERE!""Richtofen: Would you rather be trapped in the cold, dark nothingness of death?""???: ...I hate you, Teddy.""Richtofen: The feeling is mutual.""???: .....""???: ...Teddyyyyyyy, the other woman won't stop talking!""Cold Voice: Who is this? Where am I? If you don't respond soon, I'll have the Future Foun-""Richtofen: QUIET, SWINE!""Richtofen: This whole experience is making me appreciate ze OTHER me more and more each day...""Richtofen: . . .WHAT IS ZE MEANING OF THIS?""Richtofen: THE PAGES, THEY'VE CHANGED?!""Richtofen: ...The imbeciles here have taken too long! Now the distortion is inevitable!""Richtofen: THEY'VE DOOMED THIS AND EVERY OTHER UNIVERSE WITH THEIR INCOMPETENCE!""Richtofen: Nein! Nein, calm down Edward, breathe.""Richtofen: This is good. The plan is still in motion."

Yorokobe Shounen
"Kirei: The championship. This belt...""Kirei: It does not bring me any joy.""Kirei: While to others this may be a moment of triumph, I simply cannot be happy.""Kirei: Oh god watching over me, what can I do to atain happiness?""Kirei: ...I have been thinking of eliminating a master in this Holy Grail War...""Kirei: Arthur...my black friend Lancelot's enemy.""Kirei: Perhaps this shall please me.""Kirei: Yorokobe Shounen, your wish shall be granted."