Postal Dude

Petition in hand, the Postal Dude made his way to TFR, signatures or not.

The RundownTM
The only thing you can say about Postal Dude is that he is bat-shit insane. He begins as a secluded man recently evicted from his home, whos thinks that something has infected everyone in the city but him; everyone seems to be mad and thirsty for blood, and now that he can no longer bunker from them in his fortress, it's his job to Cleanse this world. He eventually gets to and destroys the source of this at the Air-Force Base, but the infection doesn't stop. This drives the Dude into seemingly a psychotic break, as he then runs to a nearby school and tries to shoot the children there, but to no avail only sees his weapons as useless and doing nothing to them. Through the game, it is hinted the voices he hears are not really his, but something he refers to as "The Demon". After passing out, he is confined to a mental institution, but seemingly he is liberated by 4 other Dudes looking like him but with differently colored coats (red, blue, yellow, and green), and then he gatecrashes his own funeral, with the 4 other Dudes seemingly dead next to his grave and "The Demon"'s voice now being his. He has moved out from his original home to the town of Paradise after accepting a job at the Running With Scissors video game developer company. He now lives in a trailer with his pet Champ and his wife The Bitch. When the Dude is fired and a video game-protest mob for decency began, so did his second reign of terror. After getting his check, once he returns, the Bitch gets him do more things for her. On Tuesday, the Dude confesses his sins, he goes to the Church, but a group of Taliban terrorists arrive, so the Dude must face them to escape. After that, the Dude must get eight signatures for a petition to " make whiny congressmen play violent video games get into TFR", which makes threaten civilians sign. He goes to the Paradise Mall, where Gary Coleman gives away autographed copies of his book "What I'm Talkin' 'bout", the Dude gets his copy, and Police arrives to arrest Gary. On Wednesday, the Dude goes to the Cemetery and piss on his father's tombstone, but he is knocked out by rednecks, who have changed his clothes for a Gimp Suit. On Thursday, the Dude notes that the weeds in his garden are getting too tall, so he decides to buy a Napalm Launcher. Once he manages to gets it, a major explosion destroys the factory and The Dude must get out of the factory. After, the Dude wants some steaks, so he goes to Meat World. There is no one attending, so he goes to the back room, where some Butchers triturating people alive. On Friday, is Uncle Dave 's birthday, and the Dude proceeds to go to the Compound, where Uncle Dave's cult is taking place. The Dude manages to enter, and in that moment the ATF breaks into the compound. After completing all the errands of Friday, the Paradise Times releases a special edition that announces the beginning of Apocalypse. After the Dude manages to go back to his trailer, the Bitch asks him if he remembered her Rocky Road. The Postal Dude then proceeds to shoot himself in the head so he can stop listening to his wife. On Saturday, the Dude wakes in the Hospital, where he receives a note from the Bitch telling him she has decided to leave him. He also receives notes saying that his trailer has been taken away, and that Champ is in the Dog Pound to be "put asleep" on Sunday. The head shot also gave the Postal Dude hallucinations, in which he sees distorted versions of the places he is in, and with Gary Coleman-esque creatures attacking him, some of them having diseased cow heads instead of their own.
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The Dude leaves the hospital, and a group of zombies appears. After, a police officer likes his style, and hires him to kill cows infected with mad cow disease. Halfway through, he is attacked by vegans. The policeman reappears and assigns the Dude the Super-fun Pigeon Hunter Mission, which is never shown due to budgetary reasons as told by the Vince Desi (The dev) in a FMV cutscene. The Dude then appears in Lower Paradise again, where he is hired by Vince Desi to enter Bullfish Interactive to retrieve a Gold Master CD of Postal 2. In CEO Phraud Hogslop's office, Hogslop refuses, so the Postal Dude fights him. After, the Postal Dude is invited by Vince to go to his house with the Postal Babes. On Sunday, the Dude wakes up discovers a horde of zombies attacking Vince's house. He after is addressed by Vince, who needs some help with the marketing and asks him "toast the competition". The Dude enters the Terrorist Training Camp to get something to create a nice explosion, the National Guard arrives, and arrests everyone in there, including the Dude. The Dude is taken to the Military Base, where he finds a thermo-nuclear warhead and escapes the place. The Dude returns to Lower Paradise, where a terrorist is leading a meeting attended by other terrorists, vegans, zombies, and even Gary Coleman himself. The Dude enters Bullfish Interactive's publisher office complex, places the warhead in Hogslop's office. The wall behind Hogslop's desk has been destroyed and reveals the Dog Pound. The Postal Dude goes to the pound to rescue Champ, but discovers that the place has been taken over by rednecks, who are using trained cats and dogs in gimp suits to kill people. The Dude is cornered, but suddenly Champ breaks into the room from a glass ceiling, and single-handedly kills all the dogs. The Postal Dude and Champ then proceed to leave Paradise before the warhead explodes, but they must cross the Bridge and find the trailer first. After defeating "Kosher Mad Cow Zombie" Mike J, the Dude and Champ get into his car, and are seen driving away from Paradise just as the warhead explodes, detonating the entire Paradise in the process. The Dude is last heard saying "I regret nothing".

However, during the Postal Dude's escape, Champ sees a stray cat and gives chase. Thus, the Postal Dude turns his car around, heading back toward Paradise despite the Nuclear Fallout. Following the destruction of Paradise, the Dude moves to Paradise's sister town Catharsis. Being unemployed and broke, he gets a job at the local porn shop. After getting attacked by angry hockey moms the Dude tries collecting cats for a crazy homeless guy. He gets attacked by angry Chinese trying to use the cats for sushi. He got a job protecting playboy star Jennifer Wallcott and is again attacked by moms. The Dude then goes to get a loan but the office gets taken over by ecologists. He'll picks apples before taking on Al Qaeda, sneak out the Mayor's Malaysian slave boy out of city hall before the paparazzi see him, transport explosive toys to Krotchy, sneak drugs across the border via footballs, escape prison with Al, kill Krotchy and take his suit, clean up crap at a gay rodeo, and take out Mexi-sushi douchebags, before escaping Catharsis. The Dude is then shown on a talk show with his new wife, Jen Wallcot, and Champ where he talks about his new book and highly publicized lottery win. Unfortunately, he wakes up as after following Champ, his head wound started acting up causing him to crash his car and fall in the a radiation induced coma where he dreams of a "future gone wrong". Years after the events of Paradise, The Dude has ended up in a new town called Edensin. Whilst asleep, POSTAL Dude's car, trailer, and belongings were stolen, rendering The Dude close to penniless. with nothing more than a bathrobe and his dog Champ, The Dude decides that he needs a job to earn some money if he wishes to move forward. The Dude creates a cardboard beggar sign and one citizen eventually directs The Dude to see a Mr. Bellows at the Employment Agency. He's then given the opportunity for 3 lower-standard jobs: a prison guard, a wrestler, and an wildlife relocator.
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Season 4
The Dude accepts the wrestling offer and joins The Final Rumble 's wrestling ring.