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The third event in the Rokkenjimania series, going on for 48 hours.

= Opening Arc =

With 48 hours until reaching The Golden Land, gigadimes await.

OP streams a few matches and canon title defenses to get things started.

/v/ World Title - War Crimes Are Not Real
schizobabble

WarCat Vs. Leafs
= Rokkenjima Tournament Arc = Tag from OP to Anne at ~02 hours from the start.

A huge tournament with lpre (which means special kino lore to non-connoisseurs)

Pre-Quarterfinals III
[lpre]

Champions vs. Inverse Champions
= Past Rumble Arc =

Tag from Anne to OP at ~12 hours since the start.

Starting with fast rumbles from game to game while tripping down memory lane, remembering of Season 3, and new games too, then concluding in OP and Nobu working gigadimes in parsec and defeating Vince and Haitch.

ROYAL RUMBLE/SSYM/1
A never before played game in the channel, that came with a 20yo save file full of soul (and was probably made by a tomboy considering the Avril + RE + Buffy combo).

ROYAL RUMBLE/SSYM/2
Swapped to another 2002 save file (and made Battler in it hastily again).

ROYAL RUMBLE/SVR04
Another new game, the original SVR (apparently an authentic coomer game).

Chat Creates My Movie
kino that may be here at some point (probably not)

Suplex City
Didn't get as many

ROYAL RUMBLE/2K20
HE GOT IN AT 20, ELIMINATED BANS, GOT RECORD ELIMINATIONS, WON AFTER ELIMINATING 3 IN A MINUTE. ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.

ROYAL RUMBLE/2K19/S6
A Season 6 save.

12 Year Simulation?
A simulated universe of autobooked shows.

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 * 1) Boomer
 * 2) Zoomer
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: WWE 2K19
 * Singles

Kino camera cuts through the match because???
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teleports behind chirs and uses unblokable attac but chris no-sells it

Bolo Origins
Vernon Emata was a self insert that looked suspiciously close to Bolo Reynolds.

King of the Ring Avrilmania Tournament
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 * 1) Avril Lavigne
 * 2) Ushiromiya Battler
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
 * Steel Cage


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 * 1) George Lucas
 * 2) Indiana Jones
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
 * Submission


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MMA Team Battle
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 * 1) Ukyo Tatsuya: HP/04
 * 2) Bandit Keith: HP/10
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: MMA jap game
 * MMAshit
 * Relay Teams


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 * 1) Kido Reiji: HP/10
 * 2) Bandit Keith: HP/07
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: MMA jap game
 * MMAshit
 * Relay Teams


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 * 1) Narushima Koga: HP/10
 * 2) Matsuda Junichi: HP/07
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: MMA jap game
 * MMAshit
 * Relay Teams


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 * 1) Amakusa Juuza: HP/10
 * 2) Matsuda Junichi: HP/07
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: MMA jap game
 * MMAshit
 * Relay Teams


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 * 1) Sebastian LaCroix: HP/10
 * 2) Matsuda Junichi: HP/07
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: MMA jap game
 * MMAshit
 * Relay Teams


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A Legendary Warrior
Somehow survived legendary Golden Forearm...

OP Vs. Noborutakeda
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 * 1) OP-controlled Jesse Pinkman & Nobu-controlled Saten
 * 2) Team AI Mr. McMahon & Triple H
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: 2K19
 * Tag-Team


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 * 1) OP-controlled Uchiyamada Hiroshi
 * 2) Nobu-controlled Ebisumaru
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 * NON-CANON
 * Game: 2K19
 * Tables

= Rokkenjima Restoration Arc =
 * }

Tag from OP to Anne at ~26 hours since the start.

Western dimes valiantly defend their titles from anyone and everyone who is a filthy virgin, and everyone becomes a weeb but is then saved by even more western dimes.

Weedman Escapes Yet Again
Weedman escapes death by doing nothing yet again.

Until The True HULK Appears
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 * 1) HULK (0)
 * 2) Red HULK (0)
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 * NON-CANON
 * Ironman 5'

The more they fought, the more our senses were robbed.... first the sound was taken.
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Then color was taken away.

Finally, the screen was slowly looping and darkening, when the true HULK showed itself...

Battler's Power...
In the end... it couldn't be helped...

ROYAL RUMBLE/NXT
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 * 1) The Grinch
 * 2) Prototype Jack
 * 3) The Janitor
 * 4) Saber
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 * NON-CANON
 * Contendership: NXT Title #1 Contender
 * Royal Rumble


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The Chad Stride
An envoy of challengers are easily defeated one after another by the unkillable normal gods.

MITB Tournament
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 * 1) Todoroki Shoto
 * 2) Maximillion Pegasus
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 * NON-CANON
 * Tournament (Damage Retention)


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 * 1) Scooby
 * 2) Albus Bernstein
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 * NON-CANON
 * Tournament (Damage Retention)


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Yearly AA Rumble Defense
= Electric Rumble Boogaloo Arc =

Tag from Anne to OP at ~38 hours since the start.

ROYAL RUMBLE/MPIRE
Kris was eliminated but his HP bar lingered and seemed to take damage and heal when a new entrant appeared, which led to the theory his soul was possessing the new entrants. Also Hong Xin was masked John Cena (maybe).

Kris possessed the last man in the rumble and won.

ROYAL RUMBLE/WMXIX
Bartender Bismark fell from the ceiling instead of a normal entrance, also he was invisible.

ROYAL RUMBLE/WWEDOR
Danny couldn't reach Benoit through the rope to kick him so Benoit technically wins.

= Zoomer Arc = Tag from OP to Skope at ~40:45 hours since the start.

Amongus
The winner will get drip. One of them was imposter.

(Orange was imposter)

Suslimination Chamber
One of them was imposter.

(Blue was imposter)

My Ironman
= The Final Arc = Tag from Janny to OP at ~44:50 hours since the start.

ROYAL RUMBLE/FINAL
 The Final Rumble of Rokkenjima 

The previous rumble winners and other gigadimes battle out to find who's the real Final RumbleTM

As it turns out, bear is The Final Rumble of Rokkenjimania, but... HUNK's music started playing at bear's win... no... it can't be...

Survivor Teams
[Did you know?] [BIG SHOT] might be [enhanced in size] but he has a puny record at [The Ushiromiya Family Reunion]. He's 1 in [1997] appearances.

Chat's Choice?
Battler big leagues Kiryu for being incompetent and will end his career, also takes a bomb away.

Detectives & Assassins
Agent 47 brings out a new speech for Rokkenjimania. 47: ''Agent 47. My name is Agent 47, and I am a certified D. D for Dickest BIG, and you can't. Beat. That.''

''And this right here is biiig Max, the Maxerino is here. And you can't. Beat. That.''

Badda Boom, Badda Bing, fucking Battler is a pig. Max: ''There's only ONE WORD to DESCRIBE THEM, and I'm gonna SPELL. IT. OUT for them.''

F-A-G-G-O-T!

Return of Chad
= Final Twilight Fight = Tag from OP to Anne at ~47:30 hours from the start.

Existences Destined To Meet Forever
The last 30 minutes until the golden land, a battle or certainty vs miracles, ending as it started.

Miracle Matt Hardy attacked 47 before he finished Battler, and Battler dragged himself to a low energy pin - a miracle.

And miracles kept pouring. 9-2. kickouts at 2.9.

Until at last...

 "The witch revived, and by the power of the everyone believing in the miko's miracles, it was cast away." chad and thad.... the tournament... amogus... vernon.... avrilmania....... the miracle... steve......

thank you.... minna

we will see you

when something rumbles again