Chris-chan

"Don't call anybody"

- The single quote Richtofen found for Chris Chan

A soul driven mad by his inability to find purpose.

The remains of a man whose purpose in this world was never known to him, so he sought to find purpose in his own fantasy world. Chris would prove to be the first villain of Season 3 as predicted in the Kronorium.

The Man Who Believed In a Dream World
Chris was, at some point, a normal kid. Maybe a little too imaginative, nobody expected what would happen of him, especially his parents. The Chris-chan saga has many chapters, every single one showing his slow but sure descend into insanity, it all began with a certain yellow hedgehog.

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Season 3
Chris somehow found himself wrestling, probably the result of some of his hijinks. It was at this time that the events around the Dimensional Merge took place.

Episode 3
During the teams adventure through time and space, Richtofen noticed that they were on the timeframe Chris first surfaced, 2006. Richtofen, despite knowing full well the future that awarded them, taunted Battler with Chris' mystical properties to have him fight him, although his motives for why remain unknown (possibly to stop a paradox?). Whatever was the reason, Battler's victory didn't come without a price: the once innocent Christian now harbored a terrible anger for the misdeeds caused by Battler seemingly out of nowhere, a rage whose purpose would come to fruition 5 years later...

Episode 4
In the later timeframe of 2011, Chris-Chan had resurfaced once more, this time with The Focusing Stone in his possession, yet unsuccessful in his attempt to bring The Merge (Perhaps the stone never could do that, or maybe he's just an autist) and instead he accidentally merged with his mind image of Sonichu, becoming the corrupted amalgamation of the two. Battler once more challenged the abomination, ready to prove that Christine possessed no magic. Was soundly beaten and presumably killed, with the stone safe and secured out of her hold.

And so, the former mayor of CWCVille lays dead, the body cold, and CWCville, destroyed along with his mind. If he was the one behind this mess, then wasn't the fight too... easy? As if Chris-Chan was a mere pawn...

Season 6
Comes back in a fully merged form with the Ruinous Powers squad thanks to Kojima & the power of Rumors.

Episode 15
Arrives to Coolsville Arena along with the other Ruinous Powers.

Episode 16
On Kojima's orders, fights The Party. Kojima's forces are eventually defeated.

Let's hope he's finally not such a fuckup on the new universe.

Feats

 * Was no match for Battler in his 2006 time.
 * Nor in 2011 time.
 * And no match to a bullet.
 * Off-Season 2
 * Battler Ushiromiya, or Dark Battler, is under his servitude, as well as Brendan Fraser
 * All of the shitheads were also under his control, but the group lost power to The Turbanheads and disbanded, seemingly at the same time Chris died in the main TFR timeline...
 * He is currently bitter enemies with the The God Emperor of Mankind, and has corrupted Battler enough to the point where the God Emperor could do nothing to save him.
 * Seemingly killed or at least halted OP immediately after he wrote "Sonichu isn't real" on his face during Tomodachi.

Trivia

 * In the timeline fracture where Battler lost, Richtofen shot Christine down and stole The Focusing Stone, seemingly unaffected by the Laws of Wrestling. Did the Doc always know this? What else could he had been hiding?