TCR/S2E11

LORE Angela broadcasts [Censored]
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{{DialogueText|Spigot| LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA GOT TAKEN TO THE RETIREMENT HOME!}}

{{DialogueText|Hokma| What were you thinking going against her alone!?}}

{{DialogueText|Manager| I couldn’t let her kill Bateman, even if he thinks I am a monster.

Let’s get them out of here before she gets back up.}}

{{DialogueText||(In the parking lot))

{{DialogueText|Date| That is all of them on their way to hospital.

I just hope that is the last time we have to take anyone there.}}

{{DialogueText|Sigurd| The big guy nearly broke my back trying to get him on the stretcher.}}

{{DialogueText|Tidus| Quit your whining, Marth.}}

{{DialogueText|Sigurd| For the last time, my name is not Marth!}}

{{DialogueText|Aiba| I would not rest just yet, Date. I just intercepted an intrusion in my systems.

Someone tried to upload a video.}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Good thing you have your security systems!}}

{{DialogueText|Aiba| Wait a minute… “censored.mp4”?}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Oh, some JAV’s?}}

{{DialogueText|Aiba| No, if that is what I think it is, someone is trying to broadcast an Abnormality!

And not just any Abnormality, it’s [CENSORED]!

They are trying to broadcast it to the entire stadium!}}

{{DialogueText|Date| What do we do?!}}

{{DialogueText|Aiba| We cannot do anything to stop the broadcast from going through.

All we can do is try to limit its effect!

We must warn everyone to not look at any screens or use any electronics!}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Right! Sigurd, Tidus!

Something is going to be broadcasted to all of the stadium’s electronics!

Whatever you do, do not turn on anything! Look away from their screens if they are on!

Tell the others!

I must tell Manager!}}

{{DialogueText||(Elsewhere)}}

{{DialogueText|Manager| …}}

{{DialogueText|Spigot| …

WOW! THAT IS ONE UGLY FUCKIN’ POODLE!}}

{{DialogueText|Manager| …}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Manager!}}

{{DialogueText|Spigot| SOME FUNNY THING SHOWED UP ON THE TV!}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Damnit I was too late!

Manager!}}

Manager| …

I’ve seen worse.}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Worse than that? A thing that turns people insane just from the sight of it?}}

{{DialogueText|Manager| My hair is like this due to an EGO gift, can you think of who I got it from?}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Hrm… Green hair… Looking at your match records it could only be…

Oh.

Oh dear.}}

{{DialogueText|Manager| I see some aspects of memories you see.

I’d rather not describe what I’ve seen due to this gift.}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Right, I’d rather you didn’t.

How about Spigot though?}}

{{DialogueText|Spigot| STILL AS MUCH OF A COCKSUCKER AS ALWAYS!}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Good response.

Well, at least nobody vulnerable to that thing's effects saw it.

Wait, what about Bi-}}

{{DialogueText|Manager| She managed to escape while we were getting the guys of It’s Hip out of the arena.

Thankfully the three of them will be fine.}}

{{DialogueText|Date| That’s good, but we’re not really making progress here.

We need to do something fast before the attrition kills all of us.}}

-change scene-

{{DialogueText|Angela| What a pain in my ass.

I think it’s time to end this.

Release that other Agent that has been eager to head out.

And release the dogs while you’re at it.}}

{{DialogueText|Binah| Sounds like a plan.

Eventually they’ll fall, we have the upper hand here.}}

Match 1
Sigurd vs Tidus

Tidus wins

Match 2
Zero vs Guts

Guts wins

Match 3
Hank J Wimbleton vs Borderlands Psycho

Hank wins via pin

Match 4
Dagoth vs Kirei

Dagoth pins

Dagoth pins

Dagoth wins

LORE Alice finds Luka
{{DialogueText|Gamer Wizard| MY APPRENTICE! WE SHALL TRAIN EVEN HARDER IN ANTICIPATION FOR OUR GRAND FIGHT!

{{DialogueText|Luka| I hope whoever we are fighting will not try to do horrible things to us again…

{{DialogueText|???| Hora Hora...

{{DialogueText|Luka, so this is where you have been all of this time.

{{DialogueText|Luka| Huh?

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{{DialogueText|Luka| Ali-}}

{{DialogueText|Gamer Wizard| STAY AWAY FROM THE BOY, DEMON!

I SAVED HIM FROM THE FATE OF BEING THE PET OF THE INTONER

YOU SHALL NOT GIVE HIM THE SAME FATE!}}

{{DialogueText|Luka| U-uh…H-hi Alice...}}

{{DialogueText|Alice| You don’t scare me, old man. I am taking back what is mine.

Is this seriously what you have been doing all this time, Luka?}}

{{DialogueText|Luka| Well, the other wrestlers kept saying that they were “fucking” you behind my back!

I couldn’t let them insult you like that!}}

{{DialogueText|Alice| How romantic of you, Luka. Defending a lady’s honour like that.}}

{{DialogueText|Gamer Wizard| I WILL DEFEND HIS HONOUR FROM YOU!

YOU USED YOUR HYPNOTIC SUGGESTIONS TO TURN HIM AGAINST HIS MASTER!

THE APPRENTICE CANNOT HANDLE THE SIGHT OF BREASTS, BUT I CAN!}}

{{DialogueText|Luka| But Wizard, she is my wife...}}

{{DialogueText|Gamer Wizard| YOU FORCED HIM INTO A CONTRACT OF SLAVERY?!

THE LOWS YOU “WOMEN” WILL GO TO, JUST TO TAKE CONTROL OF A MAN!}}

{{DialogueText|Alice| This old man is amusing.

You must have met some strange people while I was looking for you.}}

{{DialogueText|Luka| Where were you? I tried looking for you when I had free time!}}

{{DialogueText|Alice| Well evidently you didn’t look hard enough, I’ve been in the audience the whole time.

I was going to head here earlier after that string of losses.

But now you have a belt of your own.

I wonder if that strength of yours translates to elsewhere, hm?}}

{{DialogueText|Gamer Wizard| VILE WOMAN! I SHALL SMITE YOU!}}

{{DialogueText|Luka| Wait! Please!

We have far greater matters to resolve first before we fight like this!

Soon we’ll have to fight that Angela and all her monsters!}}

{{DialogueText|Alice| It’s nice to see someone is observant.

You can yell later once you’ve taken care of your little problems here.

Personally, I’m interested in seeing how strong you are, Luka.

Who knows, maybe I can help you out with your problem too.

A few of those creatures have been attacking audience members.

They certainly didn’t last long, but it still annoyed me.

Are you ready to face me again, Luka?}}

{{DialogueText|Luka| ...Not again...}}

Match 5
Alice vs Luka 2/3

Alice pins Luka

Alice pins Luka

Luka proceeds to get fucked under the ring staining the entire floor white

Extra Tables
Yugi vs Woody

Woody 1-0

Woody 2-0

Woody 3-0

Yugi slams himself into a table (idiot) 4-0

And again 5-0

Woody 6-0

Woody 7-0

Match 6
Besaid Aurochs vs TF2 vs Strongest Team vs Winds of Destruction

Monsoon pin soldier

Potion seller pin heavy

Sundowner pin Potion seller

Monsoon pins Knight

Tidus pin sundowner

Tidus pin Monsoon

Match 7
OUR WIVES vs World of STR

Roland pins Q-Taro

LORE Spigot crashes a train
-scene end-

LORE Roland and james last talk
-roland leaves-

Match 8
SMT SJ Protag vs Ace Visconti

Ace pins

Ace pins

90 Everywhere| Now Where could my Peng be?
90 VS Jon Arbuckle

90 Lost

LORE Apoc dog story
{{DialogueText|Spigot| EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT!

{{DialogueText||(Door opens)}}

{{DialogueText|Spigot (at the door)|

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PRICK LICKING HABITS, YOU COCKSMOKE!!!

GO SUCK ON A BIKE EXHAUST AND LEAVE THE BRAZILIANS ALONE!}}

{{DialogueText|Hokma| This sounds just like the fights Gebura and Binah have.}}

{{DialogueText|Manager| I wouldn’t be too sure about that...}}

{{DialogueText|Eri| Oh Spigot! If that is what you’re offering...

I would love to suck on your exhaust and guzzle your motor oil!}}

{{DialogueText|Hokma| Okay, maybe not.

Wait, did she just mention 3 dogs… Doesn’t that sound familiar?}}

{{DialogueText|Manager| To the birds? Now that you mention it…

Could there be variants of the birds?}}

{{DialogueText|Spigot| FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU’VE BEEN SUCKING OFF!}}

{{DialogueText||(Door closes)}}

{{DialogueText|Spigot| NOW WHERE WERE WE?! }}

{{DialogueText||-door kick-}}

{{DialogueText|Date| IT’S NOT NICE TO SLAM A DOOR ON ME!

MANAGER A PORTAL OPENED UP IN THE RING!}}

{{DialogueText||"A long time ago, in a warm and dense arena lived three happy dogs." }}

{{DialogueText|Spigot| HOW FUCKING CONVIENIENT!}}

{{DialogueText|Hokma| Damnit, of all of the assumptions we were right on!

We need to head to the arena right now!}}

{{DialogueText||"Big Dog, with his great height, could see far among the arena. Big Dog's fur glows bright, illuminating even things we can't see." }}

{{DialogueText||-change to backstage scene-}}

{{DialogueText|Q-Taro| Hey something going on? I saw some por-}}

{{DialogueText|Date| EVERYONE GET AWAY FROM THE ARENA!}}

{{DialogueText|A| By the time we get there the monster will reveal itself!}}

{{DialogueText|Hokma| How do you think the three components will show themselves?}}

{{DialogueText|A| I’m not sure.}}

{{DialogueText||"Justice Dog weighed the dimes of creatures that enter the forest to keep kayfabe. Justice Dog's punch could measure every job, and were fair and just."}}

{{DialogueText||-change to another backstage-}}

{{DialogueText|A| We’re so close!}}

{{DialogueText|Hokma| Even if we got there, we’d still have to shut off the portal!}}

{{DialogueText|Spigot| THEN WE’LL JUST HAVE TO KICK MONSTER DICK!}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Right! We’ll be at the front of dealing with this thing!}}

{{DialogueText||“Punishing Dog decided to punish bad wrestlers with its teeth.”}}

{{DialogueText||-change to entrance to the arena-}}

{{DialogueText|A|Damnit! They’ve all assembled!}}

{{DialogueText|Spigot| THEY’LL PUMP US FULLER THAN A WHORE IN A DOG PEN!

IF WE DON’T DESTROY THEIR RED ROCKETS OURSELVES!}}

{{DialogueText|Hokma|...Here it comes.}}

{{DialogueText||“In chaotic cries of fear, somebody shouted| “It’s the monster! Big terrible monster lives in the dark, black arena!””}}

{{DialogueText|Hokma| Why hasn’t the portal closed yet?}}

{{DialogueText|A| If the unique suppression method of the Birds is affected by the Laws of Wrestling…

It will materialize the Eggs, or rather, Cubs as full fledged wrestlers.}}

{{DialogueText|Date| Hey, hey, easy. Let’s keep our heads cool and deal with it.}}

Match 10
JC + Hokma + Date vs The Apocalypse

Manager pinned Big Dog

Manager Spigot Tech Dog Nigga

Jerkcity Corp Lost
(Sounds of fighting)