Cow Tools

Cow Tools is a LOL thread classic.

Mad Cow Disease
"Cow Tools" is a cartoon from American cartoonist Gary Larson's The Far Side, published in October 1982. It depicts a cow standing in front of a table of bizarre, misshapen implements with the caption "Cow tools". The cartoon confused many readers, who wrote or phoned in seeking an explanation of the joke. In response to the controversy, Larson issued a press release clarifying that the thrust of the cartoon was simply that, if a cow were to make tools, they would "lack something in sophistication".

TFR/Off-Season 8
After pondering the deeper layer of "Cow Tools", such truth became something unknowable, a concept far beyond the understanding of a worldly mind. In searching for it's answer, the cow was driven insane. Everything has become as Cow Tools, and the only thing left to do is accomplish its Cow Purpose.

Episode 52

Allies itself with a man wearing a Cow Jacket to form Cow Wreck.

Episode 53

Participates in the Contendership Clash Tournament. Had his team won, he would've been disqualified for being his team's first eliminated.