Brendan Fraser

Don't ever trust your wife, kids.

The Justed Man, Brendan
Sexually attacked, without contracts, and with a wife leaving him drive, Brendan came to the edge of suicide. However, before jumping, Brendan saw a light, the light from the TFR megastadium. Brendan decided that if he couldn't live his life happy anymore, at least he'll entertain people one last time.

Feats

 * JUST
 * FUCK
 * MY
 * SHIT
 * UP
 * FAM
 * Holy shit he did actually win a match
 * Holy shit it happened again