Lore

Leon and Fred's Vacation
Leon convinces Fred to drive him to see Claire to get a virus, to become Tag Team Champions.

Sminem and Mr.X
Sminem tell's it's creation, Mr. X, to distract Leon and Chris, so he can steal the Case.

Backstage Bogging
Igor Bogdanoff tells an unknown caller the plan to swap The Case with a fake one, and have it catch fire, and to use a disguise.

"Dante" and The Bogs
The Bogs congratulate "Dante" on helping them cripple both sides of the competition last week.

"HUNK"'s call
"HUNK" gets a call from some mysterious french-speaking dudes, who tell him about the keywords "Spy", "Briefcase" and "Sminem"

"HUNK" 's path
"HUNK" gets his path blocked by Senator Armstrong, Gold, Van Darkholme and Extra

"HUNK"'s Medical Check
Dr. Piccolo relieves "HUNK" medically by administering him the dose after a painful defeat, and tells him that the real HUNK is somewhere else. Igor walks near and greets them as the screen fades.

Therapy Progress
Chris walks beaten through the corridor, when his Therapist shows up, and comforts him. He tells Chris he found an Asian guy he can takes his frustration out on.

Battler joins the Mystery Masters
Sminem calls Battler and tells him that the "HUNK" that he fought last week was a fake one. He's gathering a group to investigate and find the real HUNK, and, despite Battler being a jobber, he believes in him. Battler joins the group known as "The Mystery Masters", where he meets Leon, Hobo Wright, Saihara and Fred. This would mark a decisive point in not only the Mystery Master's, but the entire TFR history.

Battler proves his worth
After Battler 's lead was correct, Sminem sends a party to rescue HUNK. He returns with a vengeance to be consumed.

Extra shills for BCW
Extra tries to convince a young High School Couple to check the BWC.

The Bogs and Vitalik 's Plan
The Bogs and Vitalik celebrate their plans' success, rusing the competition into thinking The Case was still important to their plans, and reveal that with their mysterious "Sons of Sperdo" project finalized, BCW will take over. Afterwards, Operation "CRAB-17" can begin.

Sminem 's team retrieves The Case
After Battler's investigation was correct once more, The Mystery Masters recover The Case, Sminem reveals his plan: to enact justice by putting it in a Ladder Match between all the Women Wrestlers.

Season 1 Finale
During this time, many key events develop that lead into Season 2. Otherwise, without these events, who knows what would have happened...

Dutch 's Counter-bog plan
Dutch, taking advantage of the situation, develops a plan to take out the Bogs and have all the credit. However, when he talks to Arthur to get the money he needs, he insists that he is not strong enough, and to prove it to him in the ring.

Armstrong 's Bog Schemes
The Bogs and Armstrong discuss the plan to take over the world with their upcoming BCW broadcast. The Bogs assure Armstrong the position of President of America for his services. Armstrong then goes to fight for the /v/ Champion Title.

The Mystery Masters' time to Fight! Stop The Bogs ' plan!
The Mystery Masters decide that they need to beat The Bogs tonight, before they can take over the world with their BCW Broadcast. Battler bought a BCW shirt, thinking it stood for "Battler Can Win"...

The Therapist unites the Teams: Unite to Defeat The Bogs!
Therapist uses his mediation powers to get Chris and Leon to unite once and for all to defeat the bogs, for Chris to save his bloodline, and for Leon to get a free month without Chris' shenanigans and a free apple juice. The three share a handshake and Leon calls his friend, Fred. Onward to victory, to defeat the Bogs!

To be Continued...


"????: Hello?"

"????: What do you mean it won't happen?"

"????: We had our sponsorship deal ready! Our product's sales would skyrocket!"

"????: ...And just who was behind that?"

"????: Don't worry."

"????: They are about to witness the True Nightmare."

Off-Season 1
Leading from the Bad End of Season 1, The Bogs took over the world. All that was left to save the remnants of the world they used to know, is a mismatched team of wrestlers known as The Final Resistance.

The Birth of Kyokotofen and OP's eternal SETHIG
In XCOM's first mission involving The Lost (which are basically zombies, lets be real here), various characters, including Raiden, Richtofen and Kirigiri were sent out to rescue some nerd and his injured buddy. Raiden proved himself to be an absolute legend, ripping through a shitload of Lost like it was nothing. Meanwhile, Richtofen, who honestly should have experience in taking care of shit like this, was a massive jobber who missed basically every shot, making OP reach 10% SEETHE. Come the ending mission screen where you get a propaganda picture, Richtofen decides to dab for the photo like an absolute madlad, OP at this point was 50% SEETHE.

Eventually, Richtofen forms a relationship with Kirigiri, and as it turns out, Kirigiri happens to be OP's waifu, now OP was 100% SETHIG, resulting in jokes about cuckery remaining a cloud over his head.

Operation Crypt Killer
Sadly this seemed like it wouldn't last very long, as /ourjanny/ decides to check out his first black site mission, dubbed "Operation Crypt Killer", in this, Sminem, Majima, Raiden, Kirigiri and Richtofen were sent out, only for them all to perish because /ourjanny/ is crap at XCOM, as it turns out.

There was one last gamble: Killing the Chosen Warlock or perish. In one last desperate attempt, ill prepared and with no good soldiers, the Warlock was killed by none other than Komaeda,  earning the title of "HOPEMAN" and saving the Resistance.

Since the death of Kirigiri, chat realised that XCOM was now a major sausage fest, which reminds them of the sad state of chat itself, so it was decided for chat to decide on the new waifu because "XCOM needs more waifus", apparently. Chat decided from this to bring in Aigis, a decision they would come to regret later.

Retaliation Strike
A mission where an unexpected number of Chryssilads(Every kill spawns an egg that hatches more) appear, things get out of control fast when their numbers approximate the hundreds. Todd dies(Ironic considering his actions in the previous timeline, or perhaps the inter-dimensional catalyst). Price proves his worth. And 47 becomes the official ass-pull lord, reaching the extraction point with 2 poisons, fire, and evading enemies to 1HP

The Case of The Missing Leon
At some point, the Chosen Assassin kidnapped Leon during a covert action, presumably she must have heard about the quality of his nut, and kidnapped him for it. Thankfully, XCOM eventually located where Leon's milking chamber was, and freed him from his hell. To save him, his best friend Fred, Dante and Chris (who probably wants to find the milked sperm to give to his sister) were sent out, an ADVENT soldier spotted them but he was quickly silenced, and thankfully Leon was saved with no injuries.

Kyokotofen 2: SETHIG Boogaloo
Later on in the series, a pair of soldiers thought to be dead returned out of nowhere: Richtofen (one from a different timeline) and Kirigiri. Through this chat were joking about the return of SETHIG and Kyokotofen, however, this Richtofen had his sights on someone else, the chat-picked waifu: Aigis.

Operation Boomer
On Joshua Graham 's first mission, they have to rescue the VIP(Probably - . ) from the enemy base. When the enemy forces are at minimal, the remaining are in the same location as the VIP. Nero aims for the shot and misses.

Now, so does Joshua Graham, or that's what everyone thinks when, in fact, he was never aiming at the enemy, but at a barrel behind that killed both him and the VIP. Afterwards, after the mission, it was littered with propaganda posters and the operatives were all looking away from the camera, minus Graham. This gave him the title of Joshua "War Crimes" Graham

The Final Struggle
During the assault at the final mission, Vergil, is killed when taking out 3 Mutons, and his corpse falls into an abyss, much like DMC3. Pottery.

(in progress)

(to include at some point: the legend of CHAD TURRET, and Dutch being kidnapped, who saved Leon, the final fight, and anything else of note, please put them in order!)

Season 2
After the world is saved, new evil emerges...

Dutch and Ruber teamup
After Arthur decides to stop being part of Dutch 's always-fail plans, Ruber, another planning and cunning man, draws close to Dutch...

Sminem 's great walk into the stage
Sminem walks into the stage and retells that his team helped end The Bog menace, but that he needs to care take of the "Weapons" they left behind. With the help of some lawyers, he manages to liberate the prisoners from the mental conditioning of a life of slavery.

Chris Redfield attacked!?
Chris is found by his Therapist unconscious on the floor and takes him to an Hospital. Who could be behind this...

The great Board Tournament begins!
Meanwhile others events take place, an important tournament begins:   ☀The King Of The Ring Board Tournament! How will this affect the actions against the mysterious Hooded Figure?

Pegasus buys his way to Victory!
After becoming a prominent Wrestler thanks to his gift to make many upsets, Shoto Todoroki is offered the position of representing /a/ on the Board Tournament, he gets ready to step into the ring, when he is stopped by none other than '''Maximillion Pegasus. '''After making a generous offer to the board of directors, he replaces him in the Tournament!(Good Riddance)

Sminem steps off!? Who is the mysterious competitor!
A phone calls to some paradise far off The Final Rumble: Sminem answers. He is decided to make a bow: T''o let the world take it's own destiny in it's shoulder. ''He takes to enjoy his free time, for he doesn't want to bother with The Demon nor The Tournament, as he suggests his time is limited. He however, decides to participate economically, by selling /biz/'s spot to a weird dude who pays in Barbecue Sauce.

Attack on Leon!
Leon walks, drunkenly, into the stage, and after taking sometime to identify what a microphone is, announces that since defeating The Bogs, Him and Chris have become closer, and that He wishes for him to get well soon. Afterwards, a Mysterious Hooded Figure appears behind Leon and throws him into the floor, disappearing afterwards...

Dutch and Ruber 's Plan: Foiled Again!?
Dutch and Ruber have come up with another villainous plan: They assault the /v/ Tag Team Champion from behind! Ricardo comes save his mate just in time. Despite his wounds, Aniki says one thing: ''The show must go on. ''Even in this weakened state, it's more than enough to beat the Men with a Plan into the ground.

The Nightmare Appears!
Vergil walks into the stage to announce something: He has seen a new source of power like he never has before, and he seeks the one who possesses it. Moments afterward, The evil appears itself: Nightmare Todd has come. However, as if mockingly, he is not here to fight Vergil, for he is weakened and would not make a digne adversary. He instead,sends out his lowest-ranked minion to test Vergil: The terrible Janny. Easily beaten by even a Weakened Vergil, this pathetic creature proves that Vergil is powerful enough to be useful to Todd, and he appears behind Vergil and grabs him, his fate afterward, unknown...

Leon Wakes up to a Nightmare
Leon, now in the hospital, wakes up in a weakened state, having been brought there by the always trusty Fred. However, a new horror awaits him in his room; the Boglogical Weapons Donte and Vorgil are here, and claim he is their father. They have tied up Fred, and tell Leon their story...

Leon's Nightmare Continues
...After telling how they were born from tubes(That were put in a Case and dumped), Leon's consciousness fades. (whose wouldn't?)

The Sons of Sperdo's Match
Donte & Vergil wonder why their Dad fell unconscious. They (presumably) freed Fred and left after hearing they have a match.

The Therapist's Retaliation!
After Chris's assault, the Therapist steps into the ring to make two important announcements: 1. Two weeks after the attack, Chris has fallen in a coma from which he can't wake up. luckily, Claire is taking care of him. 2.To kick the ass of whoever did that to Chris. At this point, the transmission is hijacked by none other than Todd "The Nightmare" Howard; Revealing that after unlocking his demon powers, he has obtained the ability to do a " Mind-Link ": He's using Leon and Chris ' minds to sustain his power. Using this, he has achieved his Second Form. His true plan is to obtain enough power to take the Qliphoth 's fruit, gaining The Ultimate Power, which will allow him to bend our Baseline Reality into the Howard Reality. Afterwards, Todd sends his Middle-Ranked Minion: Fargoth. The Rapist wins, and in a risky move, offers compassion to Fargoth, who is now believed to have been Untodded.

The Rapist confronts The Demon!
The Therapist returns to the ring, and seeks the demon that has caused this to Chris. However, he does not seek a fight: He seeks to peacefully settle this(Not very smart to try to talk it out with a demon in retrospective). He demands this vile "Todd" appear before him, if that's even his real name. However, a mysterious figure resembling Vergil appears before him, and doesn't seems like he wanted to talk. Why could this figure have taken the Therapist?

HUNK retires!? The champion of /v/ is no more!
A week after defeating his previous Boss, HUNK reflects on the fact that he's just become a mercenary, and as a mercenary he sure as shit wouldn't accept this pay for a job like this. He don't care about The Tournament nor that Demon, and returns to HQ. However, TFR still has his contract, and decides to send a Goodbye party to HUNK. HUNK, however, says it's fucking over and wants to deal with none of this shit, so the HQ sends a team to deal with what's left.

He has risen up
After speaking about what SOCIETY does to us, gamers gentlemen, The Joker can's stand it anymore. He's not hiding behind a persona anymore. He has a revenge to fulfill.

Dutch's fit of rage
Dutch is FUCKING ANGRY that people don't praise him and boo him instead. He demands that people buy MY FUCKING SHIT. MY SHIRTS ARE GREAT JUST FUCKING BUY THEM. I'M, I MEAN HE, IS GONNA TAKE OUT ALL THE OTHER SUPERSTARS IN MY WAY

Zoomers' newfound powers
Lil' Zoom calls his dad after his last bottle of S O Y tasted kind of funny, but it turns out that what Zoomy was drinking was instead Bogdabot Vile, obviously the source of his newfound demon powers. What will happen to Zoomer from now on...

In the end, it has to be this way
Armstrong comes to announce that he will be cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase. He will fight Jack and prove that he deserves the Title by being the stronger one, beating him fair and square.

(Almost) Revelations
Richtofen talks to the mysterious woman who appeared in his battle against Chosen Hunter, revealing a number of things. The Doctor formed a desperate alliance with an unknown entity (Most likely Samantha Maxis, since she is referred to as "Devil child" and "young lady", while she herself refers to Edward as "Teddy", a nickname that only she really uses.), he used the Summoning Key to temporarily steal the soul of a girl (Kirigiri, probably. Who else has long purple hair and wears a suit-skirt combo in TFR-verse?) and put the entity's soul in its' place, and that something will happen once the entity is sent back. Does that mean Richtofen is a necropedophile..?

Dante returns from his vacation
Dante returns to the party, and is hella gonna beat Nelo Angelo into Vergil back again

Dante joins the Party
Dante returns to V n' his grills partying, and can't just not join the fun

Dante and V ambushed!?
While partying with the girls V brought along to his victory, Dante and V are ambushed by The Janitor and Fargoth, knocking both of them out!

Fred Prepares to fight the Demon
Fred is FUCKING PISSED and prepares to go fight The Nightmare itself.

Meeting of Demon and Humanity
V calls for his demon side in the only way he can: with Poetry. He shall beat his demonic side and restore the good that once was in the Son of Sparda

The Wrath of Gamers
Adachi approaches Richtofen, demanding that Richtofen hands over his "bitch" (aka Kirigiri) so she can be "punished for her crimes against society", or else he will face the mighty wrath (read: massive jobbing) of gamers. Knowing that Adachi lost against Chad, Richtofen seemed to pay no attention to this threat, though for whatever reason he was wearing a bulletproof vest...

The Nightmare reaches his Final Form: Todd obtains the Sin Fruit!?
It seems while everyone else was busy fighting his minions and trying to save their friends, Todd didn't waste time like a puny Bond Villain and went and got the Qliphoth's Fruit all by himself. He would need terrifying power for that; and now he's EVEN STRONGER. What terrifying power awaits in his Ultimate and strongest form:  Demon King Todd 



The Virgin true identity vs THE CHAD PLOT TWIST
The Chad announcement: After partying and fucking bitches(thing you virgins probably don't understand), he reveals that Chad is merely a Persona too, he's tired of observing Adachi's actions, and he reaches out to the truth.

The Agents of Payne
It turns out, Payne wasn't really killed by 47, but was merely pretending to fill out the contract and was having a vacation in brazil. In reality, they are good friends, and their real objective is Battler.

47 also had a few words to say before the match:

Dutch and Pegasus plan to stop The Nightmare
It seems notice of Todd's actions has passed around, and people are making preparations for what would be a confrontation of epic proportions. Meanwhile Dutch, making plans to become rich as always, makes one that includes the great Pegasus. Rushing to tell him, convinced that it would amuse him enough to join in his whacky nonsense, he is let down to know Pegasus already has a plan to stop the Demon King himself, and that he wants nothing to do with any of his stupid ideas, Dutchy-boy.

A Lament of Lost Humanity


"???: Beating him... should have been enough... but it wasn't."

"???: He... should have been restored by now..."

"???: But that evil only grows stronger."

"???: What... should I do?"

"???: What... can I do?"

"???: I don't have much time..."

Mad Dog saves the Mystery
After Fred's terrible defeat, Todd's Minions Fargoth and Janny decided that they had enough with this guy annoying his master's plan, and try to end him once for all, when suddenly, The Mad Dog of the Nishida Family himself, Goro Majima, appears and stops The Order's attempt at Fred's life, making them retreat.

If anyone had to guess as why, Majima probably deemed Fred too worthy an opponent to not be beaten by himself.

[S2E7]

Bitches and Whores
After winning her match against Pieck, Kirigiri is suddenly and violently assaulted by Tohru Adachi, who obviously considers her a BITCH and a WHORE for cheating on OP with Richtofen and not following Adachi's advice when he told Richtofen that women don't belong on the ring. Bitch deserved it GAMERS RISE UP.

Fred's Struggle
After waking up in the hospital, weak and defeated, Vorgil restrains Fred with a "No Way, Fag!" after being saved by Majima since he can't stand being defeated by Todd. Meanwhile, The Sons of Sperdo themselves are pretty battered up after fighting The Bakers.

Doktor, turn down my VR inhibitors


"Raiden: Are you sure about this, Doktor?"

"Raiden: Those games are gun and all but..."

"Raiden: Implanting them into my BRAIN? But I like this headset!"

"Raiden: I thought getting those robotic upgrades was enough..."

"Raiden: I'm not sure... But I do have a proposal."

"Raiden: You'll buy Honey Select for me if I defeat Armstrong."

"Raiden: I mean, I know my collection is pretty big already..."

"Raiden: But I should have gotten that one ages ago! The ring is a lonely place!"

"Raiden: Okay. We have a deal then..."

Pegasus' Plan is on: Rise the Army against the Demon Lord!
Pegasus reveals that he will be funding the plan against Demon King Todd with his infinite money (He could easily defeat him one on one but he just doesnt feel like it, OK?). Despite Dutchy-boy wanting to be his second, he aldeady had chosen someone to lead the troops: Erwin Smith, being both old friends, he knows he is capable of this role. Next week, the best of the best, the top dogs, the absolute gods of The Final Rumble will be recruited into this Elite Team with one and only one objective: ''Plan one final attack on Toddy-boy. This will be our last Gamble. ''

[S2E8]

Adachi rises up: Yu's defeat leads Adachi to join the Demon King!
A recording of Adachi's speech last night: After defeating that idiot, and with his highschooler friends back in Inaba, probably watching in horror as Adachi mercilesly curbstomped Yu on live TV, Adachi announces that the world will change Today; Todd Howard has the power needed to do it, and Adachi wants in on it. No more Chads, Veronicas, Sluts or Whores, the world will be brighter tomorrow, after all, we will RISE UP.

Dante returns to his senses
Almost a month after being attacked by The Order, Dante wakes up in the hospital, and after inquiring with the doctor, decides he has had enough in an hospital bed and it's time to return to the ring. Also, Dante asks the doc to not allow his friend to go, since in his state he would just be D E A D W E I G T H.

Failed Contracts and Bloody Rivalries
In some alleyway, a battered Man and an Assassin lay down, defeated once again. They failed another contract to defeat their target. How could we fail? We are the best Assassin and Vigilante, forming a Tag Team group. That should cover all of each other's weaknesses. It's all the fault of that bloody haired Japanese man, we should have been able to kill him and fulfill our contract. Weren't we good enough? We always terminated our targets up until this point. Maybe this isn't our thing anymore. But what do we do then? Nowhere to go... I... don't know. Another contract, if we can pull another job we should be back in the game, and we won't fail next time. Yeah...

[S2E9]

Nero wakes up from the beating
Nero wakes up in a hospital bed and instantly regains his senses(probably from his jobber genes). He calls the Doc (and remembers he has to call Kyrie). The good doctor tells him that dante left some time ago, and told him to not let the  DEADWEIGHT  go after him. Immediately after hearing the D-WORD, Nero goes full autism and practically no_scopes through the hospital doors after grabbing the Tomboy seeking Dante in a jobber-fueled rage. Will he catch him in time? It seems in the rush he forgot to take his Daily Dose, oh no!

Erwin's Plan! The Counter-Todd Task Force is formed!
On a conference room inside the Pegasus Secret Complex, Commander Erwin explains the counter-attack plan he has formed to defeat the Nightmare King. The unamused group, formed by The Final Rumble 's stars of Fred Jones, Goro Majima, Billy Herrington and Ricardo Milos, isn't certain this plan is legit and disagree with it, Majima in particular calls him a con man. At this point, Maximillion Pegasus, the Producer of this operation, walks into the room and praises his dear friend Erwin's plan, and reminds everyone what will happen if they don't follow the plan: Todd will form the Howard Reality...and he will also send them to the Shadow Realm! Commander Erwin continues his speech, and announces that Pegasus has hired the famous group of "Mystery Men" to join his forces, not as frontline fighters, but as investigators and spies, forming the "Intelligence Team" of this operation, they are going to discover the secrets of the Devil Lord, his demon powers, and his "Servants". And with that, the meeting ends. Go forth, valiant team of heroes! DEDICATE YOUR HEARTS!

Noble Sacrifice from a Demon's Humanity


"V: 'So if all do their duty, they need not fear harm'"

"V: So it is written."

"V: Dante's war... is meaningless. The outcome... matters not."

"V: I do not want to end this battle with my own hands... I have to." "V: Because it does not matter how much power you obtain, as long as you still remember:""V: You... and I... are one."Moments before Nelo Angelo destroys Dante, V rushes and throws him offstage, runs to the other side, and in a dash throws himself into Nelo and forces him to merge back together into the Alpha and the Omega: Vergil

We'll never forget his sacrifice. F.

[S2E10]

The Alpha and The Omega: Vergil's Return
Vergil returns, after being saved from the Demon's claws by his own humanity, and mentions that he was far stronger than anticipated, but alas, it is not true power: The Demon King uses his powerful Mind-Link even on his minions to grant himself power. If the pillars fall, so will the tower too, the key to defeating the Dark Lord lies in defeating his subordinates. "Vergil: If you wish to defeat Todd Howard, you must start with his minions, and then strike quickly. Now, Show me your Motivation!"

Preparation for the Final Confrontation: The Todd Strike Force begins their Training Arc!
Commander Erwin calls for a meeting after obtaining the Investigation Team's totally legit report that they obviously didn't just copy the info that Vergil announced live on TV and was 100% original research. It appears Todd's army don't just make Todd's ranks, but also grant him his power with his "Mind-Link" technique. Erwin develops a plan based on a two-part attack to be executed next week: The team will be divided in two groups; One will defend the Locker–A key tactical position that Todd's forces will no doubt retaliate, and the other will proceed to the frontlines against Todd's Order members. This way, The Demon's strenght will be reduced by taking down his minions. And when he's at the lowest we can bring him, we shall knock him down. Before that, the team will need to train to be ready for the fight, fightinge each other with honor, and with all their might, for the demon will be ruthless and without compassion. Without further ado, let the Training Arc commence! The meeting concludes. DEDICATE YOUR HE-

"*SLAM*"

"Nero: WHERE THE HELL IS DANTE?" "Erwin: We don't know. He's apparently healed from the wounds he suffered last week, but I haven't seen him. Now if you are here to join our ranks, it would be a pleasure to wel-""Nero: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WOUNDS? LAST WEEK? FINE THEN, I'LL GO BY MYSELF!""Nero: I'LL SHOW YOU DEADWEIGHT!""Erwin: ..."

Primis and Ultimis


"???: EDWARD! LISTEN TO ME NOW! NOW NOW NOW!"

"Richtofen: I could really use ze quiet, mein kinder."

"???: NEVER! BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M TRAPPED IN THIS DARK, SCARY SPHERE!" "Richtofen: Would you rather be trapped in the cold, dark nothingness of death?""???: ...I hate you, Teddy.""Richtofen: The feeling is mutual.""???: .....""???: ...Teddyyyyyyy, the other woman won't stop talking!""Cold Voice: Who is this? Where am I? If you don't respond soon, I'll have the Future Foun-""Richtofen: QUIET, SWINE!""Richtofen: This whole experience is making me appreciate ze OTHER me more and more each day...""Richtofen: . . .WHAT IS ZE MEANING OF THIS?""Richtofen: THE PAGES, THEY'VE CHANGED?!""Richtofen: ...The imbeciles here have taken too long! Now the distortion is inevitable!""Richtofen: THEY'VE DOOMED THIS AND EVERY OTHER UNIVERSE WITH THEIR INCOMPETENCE!""Richtofen: Nein! Nein, calm down Edward, breathe.""Richtofen: This is good. The plan is still in motion."

Yorokobe Shounen


"Kirei: The championship. This belt..."

"Kirei: It does not bring me any joy."

"Kirei: While to others this may be a moment of triumph, I simply cannot be happy." "Kirei: Oh god watching over me, what can I do to atain happiness?""Kirei: ...I have been thinking of eliminating a master in this Holy Grail War...""Kirei: Arthur...my black friend Lancelot's enemy.""Kirei: Perhaps this shall please me.""Kirei: Yorokobe Shounen, your wish shall be granted."[S2E11]

The Master of the Dungeon Ring
Van Darkholme isn't happy about being dethroned by a bunch of pussy-ass investigators, and wants the belt that righteously belongs to the GachiMuchi men. These pansy so called "Mystery Masters" aren't the masters of no dungeon. If Battler wants to be a master, his Deep Dark Fantasies can be fulfilled, and this time, a baldy won't fail any contracts, the fun begins and ends here. So strap in, Mystery Masters, because we are gonna play, and gonna play ROUGH!

Sweet Pareidolia
Continuing right off the discovery that the pages of Kronorium have been changed, Richtofen confirms the fact that distortions have begun. WIth the trials ahead. he has no choice, but to put on his gameface. And as such, the recap begins. It is revealed that Robert and Mr. America have been trapped from existence in a timeloop, and no one had noticed that. Their match has even been replaced almost instantly. The loop seems... familiar to him. He continues on, citing that later, a match between a man from another timeline and two men who should have been banished fought, as if it was supposed to be. No one had even batted an eye. Peering into the Kronorium, Richtofen screams in horror, because the Temple of Shangri-La and The Focusing Stone have been found. But... by who?

Shirei-kan no shippai
Erwin failed, he wasn't strong enough, he was defeated again, and this time not in a training session. Pegasus was there, he saw it, he can't allow his troops to be led by someone not strong enough to defeat the demon lord, Erwin failed one too many times, he can't allow this to continue. Pegasus had to sadly cut all ties to his old friend from the Counter-Todd Task Force. This sadly seems to seem the end of Commander Erwin leading the forces against the Devil, but who will lead them now?

Demons Hunting Demons, and the Devil May Cry
After recovering from Dante's severe beating, Nero rushes backstage to find him leaving along Vergil. Nero finds they are gonna do what Demon Hunters do best: ''End Todd Howard. ''Maybe Vergil doesn't want Nero inexpertly trying to help them, or maybe he cares about his son, but he assures Nero that they cant take him alone. The Yamato's power can separate things, and Howard's power doesn't belong to him, so it should be able to separate the humanity from him, and make it like he originally was. And being his power unnatural to him, it won't last long disembodied. Nero's not happy that they will fight someone who controls reality, but Dante reaffirms that Nero must defend the Locker Rooms, since that "Joker" guy could strike under Todd's order at any time. But do they really expect Nero to stay while they go? It is just because of that they can go with peace of mind, because they are sure Nero will protect everyone. And most importantly...Nero has to stay and protect Kyrie. And with that Vergil reminds Dante to make haste, for it's time to go, and they leave without saying even their goodbyes, for Nero knows they will return.

Travis and Armstrong's Feud
After defeat in the hands of a Big Guy, Armstrong comes into the stage to taunt Travis about their future match, and the both exchange hits a few times. Who will win the upcoming match for the /v/ Title?

The Demon King War - Todd Howard's Gamble
The Demon King is well aware he is being hunted, he begun all of this and he was human once after all, but that leaves him no choice but end this war - by force. However, focusing on shaping reality, he is in no condition to step on the ring to destroy the resistance himself, so he has to rely on making a gamble: He will release a terrible beast to destroy hi opponents, however this very beast could destroy him on the spot if he saw him in such state. How foolish, It is a risk that needs to be taken.

"D.K. Todd: Come forth, demon hunters. And face my power." [S2E12F]

The Last Gamble


"Erwin: I've Failed the King..." "Erwin: I've failed my soldiers...""Erwin: I've failed my comrades...""Erwin: I've failed as a Commander.""Erwin: Someone like me only deserves one fate. Hell.""Erwin: And that's exactly why I'm paying it a visit.""Erwin: By performing the summoning ritual, I'll call out Todd's caged beast.""Erwin: Fighting him to the death will be the only way to create a distraction until Todd is gone.""Erwin: So, whatever comes of me. . . I hope you carry my will forward, Pegasus...""Erwin: Remember me, old friend..."==== Dedication of the Heart - Erwin's Sacrifice ==== Erwin walks into the stage of hell: Detroit. Even if he knows what he has to do and in his heart knows that this will be his end, he walks fearlessly with a smile on his face, for he has not the choice to fear; this distraction is crucial to defeat Demon King Todd. He enters the cage and does the ritual, and the beast is summoned: behind him appears Doomguy and breaks free from the cage. He's far too strong, even for what Erwin had anticipated, but he still has a chance: Erwin climbs to the top of the cage, Doomguy following quickly behind him like the maddened beast he is. The both stare at each other, only one of them is gonna come out alive of this duel, and they know it. Doomguy runs at Erwin as he slowly walks into him and counters his kick, throws him down and assesses the situation: the only way to come alive is to throw him down, or suicide dive along with him trying; he pushes Doomguy to the edge, but he knocks over Erwin and kicks him to the edge instead. As all hope is lost, he suplexes Erwin and throws him over the edge, falling to his end. As he falls, everyone screams, but not Erwin: he did what he had to do, he sacrificed himself for his friends, and that's all that matters.

This marks the end of the great Commander of the Counter-Todd Strike Force: Erwin Smith, Soldier and dear friend. His sacrifice will not be forgotten as long as The Final Rumble remembers.

Devils Never Cry – Battle against the Demon King
As Todd's minions fought against the Counter-Todd Strike Force, and Erwin laid his life to rob the Demon of his Beast, two brothers approached The Throat of the World, where Todd 's Palace stood. Dante and Vergil, the Sons of Sparda, challenged the king. Perhaps, intoxicated by their naivety, Todd let them both fight at the same time. The battle raged on, as the power and prowess of the Demon King opposed the numbers and skill of the duo. In the end, the numbers prevailed, with Vergil surprising everyone with a V-Trigger, and a pin from Dante, The Sons of Sparda proved victorious.

"Vergil: Witness the power of Sparda, Demon." "Dante: Alright, time to finish this, Vergil! Once and for all.""Dante: Get the Yamato ready, we're splitting this poor bastard up.""Vergil: ...Hey, Dante...""Vergil: ...Just this time, you can say it...""Dante: I never thought you'd ask...""Dante: JACKPOT !"And just like that, the brothers prevailed, splitting the Demon King into the human and the demon. The human's fate remains unknown, while the demon fell into a distortion, trying to escape his fate, where he seek to find a new host to regain his power. Lamentably, the nearest being he found was not one that was easily swayed into becoming someone's puppet. Oh, and then the brothers' feud reared itself once more, with Dante winning against his brother.

Finale
And so, "The Tale of a Nightmare from another world and The New Demon King" comes to an end. The victims of the Mind-Link presumably woke up from their coma. But was this enough to change the oncoming destiny this universe is headed into? Only time will tell. Meanwhile, some unresolved conflicts still stand...

Backside of the TV – New World Deadweight
Adachi, in the heat of the Backstage Brawl, threw himself and Nero into the Shadow World. After winning the battle, the two flung insults at each other. Yet, even the Shadow World is not safe from distortions, as time seemingly reversed, and the insults were exchanged again. As it turns out, this was pre-Ultimax Adachi, because this Adachi did not know how to exit the TV World. (Yet how did Richtofen retrieve Samantha 's soul? Is the Key that OP, or did Yu help?). Coaxing the angry Unga Bunga into calming down, the TV-loving virgin offered alliance, since their chances of surviving alone were close to zero. Nero agreed, with only one stipulation.

"Nero: NO TALKING!"

Distorted Paraphony – To be Continued...


"Richtofen: ...as expected, the outcome did not change the oncoming future.'"

Turns out, the Doctor had been reading along, while the final fights against Todd had been fought. Everything went according to his plan, even if the loss of Kirigiri 's body was not an expected outcome. Samantha is finally revealed, and is due to be sent back to her timeline, before distortions grow stronger. Yet, he still had time to read ahead, and to see what is written in the fate of the universe.

"Richtofen: Hm... 'Law and Chaos', booooooooring." "Richtofen: 'Knee Deep in the Locker Room', sounds like a bad porno.""Richtofen: 'The Great Seal und The Gods Rejected', doesn't sound appealing.""Richtofen: 'The Battler Dilemma', sounds pretentious.""Richtofen: 'Half Life 3 still isn't released', don't know what that is...""Richtofen: IS THERE NOTHING IN THIS INFERNAL BOOK THAT HAS ANYTHING OF INTEREST ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THIS UNIVERSE?""Richtofen: ...Wait... WHAT IS THIS?""Richtofen: That's... the stone of Shangri-La ? Who is the guy holding it? What is that necklace?""Richtofen: ...Hold on, there's something written under ze picture...""Richtofen: '...Don't call anybody'?"The merge is coming. Is the plan still in motion? What did the other titles mean? All will come in Season 3.

Off-Season 2 (Tomodachi Life)
Due to extraordinary circumstances, X-COM for Off-Season 2 was cancelled and so an alternate universe was created in which the casts of TFR were thrown into a mysterious island somewhere within the realm of the Miiverse. Chaos ensues as each of these characters competes to see who can win the treasured title of "Biggest Cuckold in The Island". Jokes aside, whole stream was very comfy in general. It's like watching a slice-of-life anime of TFR, except with massive amount of cuckings involved such as the cucking of OP and Majima.

In the end, OP got so done with everything, that he shot up everyone in the island, but the rules of this strange reality wouldn't allow it to kill the host, so he was, ironically, left all alone in the island without being able to die, for all eternity. Cuck.

Season 3
With Todd 's Mind-Link gone, Chris and Leon finally wake up from their long coma. Season 3 then begins

Prologue
''After the Yamato split the Demon King in two, the human part of Todd appeared. However, in such a weakened state, Todd was, ironically, put in a coma, in the same state some Mind-Link victims were in. As for the King's demon half, it's whereabouts are unknown. It is speculated by some that it might have been sent back to Hell, maybe to seek revenge one day...''

Cope Island Intermission I
Somehow, we were able to gaze at a version of the Off-Season 2 that differs from what we had previously expectated. In this timeline, Armstrong sacrificed himself out of his sheer admiration of OP, and decided to date La Creatura instead. This would have a tremendous cascade effect that would cause events to differ from the Cope Island we had seen, such as the Emperor proposing to Mitsuru, Ryan Gosling becoming friends with Armstrong, and ultimately concluding in Tifa proposing to OP, which would change the fate of this reality compared to the original timeline.

Pegasus's Determination
With the loss of his best (gay) friend Erwin, Pegasus vows to defeat the then-current /v/ champion in honor of his lost comrade, and so he did. However, the mental trauma he suffers from losing his friend seems so big that Pegasus begins to develop some sort of mental illness in which during his ring intro he seems to walk into the ring along with someone, as if Erwin was walking along with him just like they used to.

The Beginning - Reality Alterations


"Leon: Huh...?" "Therapist: What's happening??? Chris?""CHRIS: WHERE ARE WE!?""Fred: No...""FRED: WHEN are we!?"Strange reality-bending phenomenons appear during this episode, such as the appearance of a Monochrome Shift, Toon World, Pixel Secreen and the climactic entrapment of Chris, Leon, Therapist, and Fred at an unknown PS1-esque graphics world. What will be the fate of our heroes from here on out? [S3E2]

Zeit Kompression
Doctor Richtofen steps up to explain the alterations as he has probably the most experience on space and time shenanigans out of all the wrestlers. Reality exists maintaining on itself like muscles to a body, ja, but when ze Demon King Todd obtained Ze Ultimate Power, he got power beyond even those of our reality (The Doc explains that he knows the source of the TRUE power, but it's not the time to explain it just yet) but he did not have the strength to control it, leading to the anomalies when trying to make the Howard Reality, like the Timeloop. When ze Dämonenbrüde defeated Howard und split him, all of the power of ze fruit released was too much for ze universe to handle, like a power surge to a computer, our reality got zapped with the biggest verdammt Tesla coil to exist, und now is short circuiting. Time is collapsing onto itself, Past, Present, and Future... "Richtofen: We are not time travelling, but rather time is travelling to US..."

Multi-Dimensional Time-Shifting


"Richtofen: If my calculations are correct... We will be zipped to a new place in around the same time tonight as it happened last week." "Richtofen: There is only one way to fix our reality. I cannot tell you how, I can only ask that you trust me und assist me.""Richtofen: ... That is the state of all our lives. Does anyone have a question?""Richtofen: No? Wunderbar.""Richtofen: Do know this, i am ALMOST certain only OUR reality is affected.""Richtofen: However, even though there are multiple realities, there is only one flow of time.""Richtofen: Someone in a different world might not me travelling through space and time with us...""Richtofen: But they are certainly feeling the effects of time resetting a few minutes back.""Richtofen: Now, when ze time comes for my grand scheme to fix reality to happen, you will be told.""Richtofen: In the meantime, just do what you normally do, as if this were just another Friday."

Cope Island Intermission II
In this gaze at Off-Season 2, Ja/ck/ tries to set up V and Lady, and fails spectacularly (because V already loves OP), afterwards Claire AGAIN tries to set up Lady with someone (This time 47) and fails. Afterwards Alice proposes to Walter, gives op the mobile that Majima gave to her, and after the wedding (which Majima was not invited to) went to vacation on Tahiti. Hoy. Afterwards Kirigiri becomes friend with dogfuck-'''Jill. '''Ja/ck/ invites people to a BBQ but his poor cooking only gets him smoked in the face. Battler continues being a cunnyseur and becomes friends with Samantha. Afterwards, Ricardo proposes to ChatsWaifu (_;) and have a honeymoon on Africa of all places. Finally, Armstrong proposes to La Creatura, finishing his sacrifice for the good of Cope Island ;_;7 afterward they go to honeymoon in Hawaii.

Cope Island Intermission II.5 - Ending Scene
After the final match, we got to see Cope Island again. We see that Stingray wants a babby with Kiryu (Holy shit after like 7 games he finally is not a virgin), and Kiryu became our friend. Lady has feelings for 47 and asks OP for help, afterwards Lady walks up to 47 and just screams "BATTLER IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY", and 47 falls for her in the spot. Afterwards dogf-Jill makes friends with Kirigiri so they can get knotted together. Alice decides to introduce fucking Ritchofen and Samantha romantically out of nowhere, apparently the doc always wanted Sam's cunny it seems. Dogfu-Jill won a leaf race and IT REALLY AFFECTED US. Pixy was seen flying around CI, to which Ja/ck/ replied with "World Peace". Meanwhile, Dutch has a pineapple-oriented dating course (Wright said he took it as a joke, but it changed his life. Maybe now he'll fuck Maya.) an it is known he sends people on honeymoons to Tahiti, could this be part of the plan...? The change of timelines has made OP the most popular in CI. Finally, La Creatura went along their mindslave Armstrong to Germany to spread their influences and contamination.

Face Up, Mind Break


"Pegasus: Hahah....HAHAHAHAH!" "Pegasus: Wonderful! You did it, Erwin! Marvelous! Excellent!""Pegasus: You... You fulfilled your dream! Your destiny! You're the Champion!""Pegasus: Hah.... Hahahah....""Pegasus: And now, i will help you keep it! We must stop any of the peasants that come for our Millennium Championship!""Pegasus: That's what i'm calling it now! Isn't it great, Erwin?""Pegasus: Not only shall we stop them... We'll send them STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM!""Pegasus: They too, shall learn what it is like to live in darkness...""Pegasus: Riiight, Arthur-boy?" [S3E3]

The Kronorium


"Richtofen: It is imperative that I do research on the man who hold the Focusing Stone." "Richtofen: After all, we can't just charge in blindly.""Richtofen: ...'Christian Weston Chandler, once named Christoper Weston Chandler...'""Richtofen: ...'und now known as Christine Weston Chandler... Not to be confused with Ian Brandon Anderson...""Richtofen: ... who is the name of the impostor, except it IS Chris under the guise 'I Be Chandler'...'""Richtofen: What in the name of the Aether am I reading? I think I'm losing IQ points. Nein, I'm skipping ahead.""Richtofen: Ah, here we go; ' CWCVille Origins'. This should be useful information.""Richtofen: 'Chapter one : The Stone Age. During the Stone Age...'"".Richtofen: ...""Richtofen: ... What?""Richtofen: Why is the rest of the page blank?""Richtofen: Why are the following pages blank?!""Richtofen: FINE! I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING. WE'RE DOING IT BLIND!"

Arthur's Reply to Pegasus


"Arthur: That Pegasus feller has been ramblin' on for a couple weeks now after his ol' buddy got splattered..." "Arthur: People die all the time, friend, and some-a-those times I'm unfortunate enough to be their reaper.""Arthur: You're actin' just as crazy as Dutch with yer imaginary friend.""Arthur: I think you gotta let it go...""Arthur: If you want my 'proffesional' advice, I'll ask ya to drop that strap of yours, so you can have time to relax.""Arthur: ... If you don't wanna do that, then I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you the hard way.""Arthur: And believe me, partner, you don't want me to do it the hard way..."

TV World Fools


"Adachi: Detective log #3, day 3: I am still stuck in the TV with that caveman over there." "Nero: TOMBOY! HYAAA! UNGA! BUNGA!""Adachi: He's been fighting the Shadows around here nonstop.""Adachi: D-Don't get me wrong! I'm 100% fine with him doing all of that work in that regard!""Adachi: He just won't shut up...""Nero: ONE! TW-THRE-FOU-YEAAHH! GERBERA!""Adachi: Now I know what it's like to be that nutjob Natarame...""Adachi: I'm starting to think there isn't an exit from this world without external assistance.""Adachi: Which means-""Nero: WOOOOOO! SHIT YEAH!""Adachi: Which means th-""Nero: HEEELTEEER SKELTEEER!""Adachi: Can you just shut your mouth for a second, you BRAT?""' Nero: ' UP YOURS, 'PAL'! ''""Adachi: ... ""Adachi: I think the only way out of this world is going to require, *sigh*, Yu... ""Adachi: This stuff could seriously make for a good novel adaptation, though! Imagine the cash I could make! ""Adachi: ... Nah, I think I'll leave this audio log here for someone to randomly come across in the future. ""Adachi: That's probably my best option... "

Cope Island Intermission III
Kiryu and Jill Stingray have a baby called Lucas, but they decided to have a very, very late stage abortion and Lucas was replaced with someone different, more evil and sinister: Jackson. We confess to Kaede. Kirigiri reluctantly makes friends with Hannya Man. Trish proposes to Pegachad and they go honeymoon. OP has first fight with Deadweight but makes up. Alice becomes friends with Salmo Doc. Armstrong is reported on the news as goin flying straight into the twin towers of Cope Island, and thtat's why there's only one now. A gameboy survived stupid conditions again, goddamn Nintendium. Door-kun challenges God/Nyx by staring into the sky. Ricardo is tormented with always thinking about eternal suffering. Kevin Nash is in denial about the SUMMER 92' and apparently likes bulbasaurs and big black men now. Central enjoys masturbating to Snek doujins apparently and wants a snek waifu, also wahluigi does too. We had a fight with Door-kun but made up.

[S3E4]

Resurgence of the Hitman
Agent 47: ...Max? Is this thing on? Is it already working?

Agent 47: OH YOU ARE ALREADY RECORDING? ...OKAY! AHEM.

Agent 47: Hello Battler. I hope you are enjoying yourself, whatever it is you are doing right now.

Agent 47: You don't seem to be having much fun since Van fulfilled your Deep Dark Fantasies...

Agent 47: Either way, i just wanted to tell you how great it feels to be champion!

Agent 47: I just got the week off! And i have many things to do with this belt still.

Agent 47: Meanwhile, some losers will be fighting next week to determine who will be next on my list.

Agent 47: Such easy contracts are getting boring...Even you put more of a fight!

Agent 47: Well, anyway... Max, do you have anything to say?

Max Payne: YEAH! I'VE MISSED MY HAIR SO GODDAMN MUCH!

Agent 47: ...I guess that is it, then. And remember, Battler. WITCHES ARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!

It seems Agent 47 is infatuated with the idea of having Battler as his rival. [S3E4P2]

Beholder of the Millennium Eye
Pegasus is "talking" with his totally alive friend Erwin and mentions that Arthur-boy wants to do it "The Hard Way", and discussing it with Erwin decides he will "humor him" by way of a Last Man Standing Match. Pegasus mentions that he will employ his newly acquired Millennium Item, which he got from a friend which he deems not as special as Erwin. Later it is revealed that Pegasus turned his ancient Millennium Eye into the new and modern Millenium Scouter MK 2. "Pegasus: So... Let's play the game!"

Immortal Paradox
Doc. Richtofen appears with some news: In this time frame, Christian Weston Chandler is first appears. But they cannot defeat him here, as this Chris is not the one holding The Focusing Stone, and ending him now would mean they became a paradox and be trapped in this timeframe. Anyway, Doc suggest that someone must fight him to measure his powerlevel, and warns them to not go all in as this chris is not that powerful, to which Fred Jones says "Yeah. I think you SUCK!". Battler asks what is the logical explanation of this "Focusing Stone", to which Richtofen explains Element 115 is magical in nature, which determines Battler to beat Chris-Chan. "Richtofen: '...And thus begins ze Battler dilemma...'"

Cope Island Intermission IV
We witnessed the family history of Kiryu 's son Jackson growing up in a tearful moment. Ja/ck/ gave Central the salmo so they had a fight, but made up. OP has another fight with Nero but made up again. Travis introduces Claire to Central and they hit it off. Vergil leaves a strange message. Majima is still a cuck and helps Central and Alice become friends. La Creatura decides to have offsprings (which means she put her larva eggs inside Armstrong 's anus). OP had a fight with Nero YET AGAIN, dammit stop calling him deadweight, but they made up. Pieck and ADAAAAAA became friends. La Creatura's larva is born: Benjamin, dios mio... OP and Nero FOUGHT AGAIN but made up. Lain fought with Travis but they couldn't make up. Kevin Nash and CJ became friends OH NO NO NO SUMMER OF 92. However, Travis and Lain managed to make it work one more time, MOE~. OP has ANOTHER FUCKING FIGHT WITH NERO for the 4th time and then they reconcile. Majima got the salmo from Ja/ck/ and became friends. Chie introduced 47 to Freeman. OP and Nero had their 5th fight. ADAAA introduced Nero to Pieck. Claire and Leo become "friends". Takao got FARMED. Olivia had a fight with Lain. Darholme also got FARMED. Travis CAN'T STOP DANCING. REAPER REAPER. We got a fucking JUSTed haircut. Jackson Kiryu was officialy known as "Chinman". And finally, as OP was writing "Sonichu isn't real" on Chris-chan's face, the stream crashed. [S3Ex]

Cope Island Intermission V
OP had his 7th fight with Nero. And then they had their 8th fight. Richtofen and Ja/ck/ became friends. OP and Nero had their 9th fight jesus christ stop it. Benjamin's true identity is revealed as "El Demonio", bringer of the Creatura, dios mio... Jill Stingray FUCKING FOUGHT WITH KIRYU HOLY SHIT AND NOW SHE'S SEETHING SO HARD SHE'S ON FIRE, meanwhile Kiryu sleeps. Waluigi comes to the rescue and tries to get them to make up, but IT'S NO USE. Jill wonders if they should break up, but she asks Kiryu to try one more time and he agrees, love prevails. Pixy had a fight with Takao, but luckily Kaede has them make up. Vergil announces an incredible recipe to make croissants by blending a raw oyster and a grilled mackerel together, somehow. Battler gets a new Top Hat and becomes Hattler. OP and Tifa go on vacation to Aussie land. Maya betrayed The Shitheads, who are now losing power and influence over the island. OP gave Us a computer to shitpost on /v/. Armstrong's dream of a ninja stalking him symbolize the Creatura parasite getting into his mind. Nero tried to run over CWC on his 4x4. OP made Our waifu make us a dress and put it on, jokes on him it makes us look gorgeous. OP got a punching bag to put up with Nero and turned in the goddamn Fist of The North Star.

[S3E5]

Blooming of a Yakuza
Majima reveals his love for Arisu-chan by gifting her a bouquet of flowers. Could this be the beginning of a new love and an uncucked Majima in this timeline?

Chaotic Love
As Walter wins his confrontation against Jonathan, Alice comes into stage seeing his Chaos might and Walter grabs her head and kisses her. Majima...

Essence of Heart-break
Majima confronts Arisu-chan about what the hell was that, her being a demon, obviously feeling attracted to people who are stronger. Majima forcibly says he will take her to dinner, to which she responds... "Alice: 'What are you doing? You are so mean, mister! You're so mean!'""Goro Majima: 'GOD DAMMIT'"Alice smiles afterwards...

Broken Love of a Yakuza
Meanwhile, on Majima's date... "Alice: Now, mister, if only you did one more thing for me...""Goro Majima: What is it? I'm sorry and I would do anything for Arisu-chan!""Alice: DIE FOR ME!""Alice: YOU ARE PATHETIC!"*cue Baka Mitai*

Kevin Nash's Summer of 92: Reignited Electric Boogaloo


"Security Guard C: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" As Diesel walks into the Elimination Chamber, a security guard falls from above and onto him, and then promptly apologizes. Well, it could've been worse... "Security Guard C: Oh shit! Sorry Kev! Call me later will ya?"

The Summer of '11


"Diesel:  'Sup Dwight!" "Diesel: So yeah, shame about what happened, but I don't blame you!""Diesel: Also, it's been such a long time and...""Security Guard C: Uhhhh Kev... Look behind you!""Ezekiel Jackson: Heeeey, 'Big Daddy Bitch', isn't it? I've missed yo ass!""Diesel: NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN!"

Preemptive Revenge
Pegasus is talking to someone, and it's revealed to be Erwin, and Pegasus says he scheduled a match for him and Doomy-boy, so he can get his revenge. But Erwin expresses confusion on what revenge he's talking about, and that he doesn't even know Pegasus, seeing as this is 2011 Erwin. "Pegasus: Hm? Oh, look, it's almost time! Let's play the game!"

Rise and Fall of The Mutilator
Chris Benoit, after 6 painful years, managed to escape out of hell and return to TFR, and has come to take revenge on TFR and it's staff for allowing his death. "MR. McHamon: SHUT IT DOWN! HIS MIC! THE SHOW! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!"But as he was finishing his grand speech, Manny Pardo himself came from a rift and escaped hell, walked behind Benoit, grabbed him and threw him back through the rift, being engulfed by the flames of hell once again. Could Mr. Bones be behind this...?

Haru Yo Koi
As Aniki was walking to the entrance to backstage, a car rolled over him and left him in pieces, barely alive. Who could have done this...? "Recreating Aniki's death was a really, really poor idea on OP's part as seen by chat's reaction." Note:

End of the Sonichu Menace
Jobbler jobbed again, and in the classical CWC way, Christine's great ego began a grand speech about how great it was instead of using the stone to end the team. However, suddenly, Chris was shot, and Richtofen appeared. As he is not bound by the Laws of Wrestling, he could've done this from the start since we got there, but wanted a good show. Note:

Defeat of The Corrupted, and End of the Chrisis


"Battler: At last, i have acquired the 'magic' stone! There is definitely a logical explanation for it, thought!" "Chris: What the hell are you waiting for? Use it!""Dutch: Come OOOOON already, just use the damn stone! There's nothing for us to rob here unlike back in your time!""Pegasus: B-But... Erwin...""Battler: Alright, here we go!" "Chris: Are we all here? Did we make it home?""Battler: Ah, yes! My mask has returned! I've been in pain for so long!""Spiderman: Hey, i'm no longer a dirty darkie!""Big Smoke: What did you just say, fool?!""Donte: Heeey Vorgin! I think all of this time travel stuff gave me a bigger dick!""Donte: ...Vorgin?""Fred: Hey, isn't that that stone? Why is it on the ground? Where did Battler go? I'll pick it up!""Richtofen: Yoink!""Fred: Hey, what gives!""Richtofen: Sorry to say, mein once friend, but my job here is done.""Richtofen: It seems like the transportation has failed somewhat. Based on my headcount, 18 of you were...""Richtofen: transported somewhere else.""Richtofen: But! That is not mein problem! I have a universe to set right! Thank you, und goodbye!""Chris: Wait! What about our missing comrades!""Arthur: Dat damned German just disappeared in front of our own eyes?""Fred: I always knew that Richtofen guy SUCKED!""Tatsuya: HEY! I FOUND BATTLER OVER HERE! He's looking kind of... weird."And so, Season 3: Part 2, begins. [S3E6]



Poetic Return
"Dante: Huh... You? What are YOU doing here... shouldn't you be...?" "???: ...Oh, hello there, Dante. I've been waiting for someone to come by.""???: I've been here for weeks. And it just happened... out of nowhere.""Dante: Well, that's... something.""???: Now, if you have any answers... Would you mind telling me...""???: What happened... to my other self?"

Armstrong Calls Out for Jack
"Armstrong: I've come here to say one thing, and one thing only. Jack, I know this is all bullshit. I know you are still out there." "Armstrong: And it doesn't matter for how long you hide yourself from me, I'll still find you and I'll still kick your ass, just like I already did.""Armstrong: So stop hiding, Jack. I know you are not a coward. Come out and face me right now.""*cue Ja/ck/'s entrance*""Armstrong: I'm sorry, gentleman, whoever you are. But could you leave MY ring right now? You're not the one I'm calling out.""Jack Scalfani: You DID call me out. And after talking with the people backstage... Tonight, you'll experience the best slam you'll ever tasted!"

Mutant Heritage
"Donte: FUCK! I should have a tag team titles match tonight, but with Vorgin gone..." "Donte: The only way I should get one is if I find a partner by the end of the night!""Donte: But... Dad is gone too! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCK!""Wesker: Hey kid... did you just say... dad?""Wesker: I... I don't mean anything by this but...""Wesker: ...I... I guess i could take his place tonight! You know! And if we win...""Wesker: I get to show my belt off to CHRIIIIIIISSSSSSS. Ain't this a deal?""Donte: Sure... Oh, and hey, 'dad'...""Wesker: Yes?""Donte: FUCK YOU! HAHAHAHA!"

Those Who Are, And Those Left Behind
Wright calls for a meeting in part of the Mystery Masters Investigation Team, bearing sad news. As we know, 18 people have been lost under unknown circumstances, but now we have a grim confirmation of those who are not present with us today: "Vorgin, Leon S. Kennedy, TheRapist, Ricardo, Dutch Van Der Linde, Boomer, John Madden, Brendan Fraser, JC Denton, Jacket, Steve, Raiden, Lee Everett, Ethan Winters, HANK, La Creatura, and Vergil."Wright says that investigations will continue until they find a way to solve this. Also, the 18th would be Battler, the guy that wears a purple suit might look like him, but...he's definitely not him, he's been locked in his office all day. They have contacted someone who might help them regarding "Battler". This meeting then concludes...

Der Doktor
"Fred: Hey, you are Richtofen too, right?" "Richtofen: Present und speaking! I can't believe I have a fan!""Fred: No, I don't think of you like that! I think you...""Fred: ...Need to answer my question! What the hell was up with that OTHER you?""Richtofen: Vat? Ooooh, you mean ZAT guy! Ja, ja! Zat guy is a PRICK! He STOLE mein Focusing Stone!""Richtofen: I am going to find that asshole, und when i do, i will stick mein Golden Rod so far up his ass...""Richtofen: ...he'll wish he had killed me in zat ring!""Richtofen: Und when I do that, i will take mein Focusing Stone back!"

Legend of The Dark Sorcerer
The scene is the door to Battler's office, Kinzo Ushiromiya arrives as he was contacted by the Mystery Masters Investigation Team to help solve what was happening to Battler since his use of The Focusing Stone. "Kinzo: Battler! Open up! What's gotten into you all of a sudden!"The query is met with no response. "Kinzo: This is my last warning! Open this goddamn door already!"No response. "Kinzo: ...""Kinzo: Dammit... It's useless... It's all useless..."Kinzo resigned, maybe he couldn't save his grandson anymore, his sins would follow him to the grave. But as he was leaving, the door unlocked, Kinzo turned back, maybe it wasn't too late. He entered through the door.

*BANG*

Cope Island Intermission VI
It finally happened, Nero and OP fought, but they couldn't make up, a difficult friendship has ended here. Pegasus and Trish also broke up, leaving Pegasus suicidedly depressed. Door-kun and Eggman become friends. Armstrong introduced Claire to Ryan Gosling. OP got fucking IRONED and Trish liked it. Janny became an Stylist and revealed his talent to the world, turning 47 into a gay cowboy and Battler into JUSTLER. Trish was so depressed she tried to commit suicide and her room became empty like her life. Alice and Walter went on holidays to France. Erwin dream about the end of the line, obviously about his eventual death in the other timeline.

[S3E7]

Struggle of the TV World
Nero still thinks that there must be a way to get out of here, but Adachi reiterates that only Yu can get them out of here. Nero claims that waiting while doing nothing wasn't his thing, but Adachi reminds him that doing things without thinking was what got them here on the first place, to what Nero resigns and accepts. Adachi starts to notice there are some similarities between Nero and Yu...

Wesker's Family Issues & Rokkenjima Mysteries
"Donte: I knew it! I knew you didn't have what it takes to be my da- partner!" "Wesker: Hey there, that was YOUR fault!""Donte: Fuck you!""Wesker: Screw you! You are almost as bad as CHRISSSSSSSS!""Donte: Hey, if you think you are better than me, then why don't you prove it in the ring?""Wesker: As you wish. I'll be done with you in seven minutes, 'son'.""Donte: I wish Vorgin was here..."

The scene shifts to what seems to be a mansion. "Vorgin: Dad! It's a good thing you are here! I don't know who else I could rely on...""Leon: ...Huh? Who are you again...?""Vorgin: We should work together! I might have the bigger dick but i don't have the bigger brain...""Vorgin: Maybe if we joined forces we could figure out how to get out of here!""Leon: ...Fred is gone... and Chris is too... That Therapist guy won't stop telling me to stop drinking...""Leon: But i DO NOT have an alcohol problem at all, okay? I DO NOT!""Leon: Uh... Yeah... Sure... Work together...""Vorgin: Let's go then, 'partner'!"

Doctor's Diagnosis
Doc. Piccolo updates us on things, as it seems Aniki is currently in a coma, and that they are searching for the culprit so that he can be stopped from harming anyone else. Also take your dose.

Armstrong summons Raiden
Armstrong returns and again calls out for his arch-nemesis, this time referring by his codename: Raiden. However, it seems again the wrong person has shown up.

The Priest's Conflict
"Kirei: Pleasure is another thing that I lack. I seek for it but I cannot find it.""Kirei: There are worthless things, but there are no meaningless things.""Kirei: 'Conflict is humanity's primal instinct'""Kirei: This is what my black friend Lancelot told me.""Kirei: An instinct that i should follow tonight, instead of waiting for a future date.""Kirei: And shall take pride in it"