HUNK

HUNK, the Champion himself. The unstoppable force AND the immovable object. Tears of joy and sorrow fall whenever he wins, which is often.

Feats

 * Stealing the case of sperm from Chris Redfield
 * Surviving an encounter not only with Gold, but also Van Darkholme, Extra and Armstrong
 * Beating Senator Armstrong after being beaten by him, which was likely rigged due to the Bogdanoffs sabotaging him before
 * Defeating Armstrong again with the help of Goro Majima
 * Defeating V twice despite losing against him in the royal rumble and the poll