Haze Stratos

The Pedo Punisher
Haze was the average delinquent teenager until one day his sister, Clara Stratos, got raped by a man she met online. After this event, Clara hid in her room and wouldn't speak to anyone. When Haze's parents tried to take Clara to a mental hospital, Haze nearly killed his father and continued to block the door to his sister's room. When police came to subdue Haze, it took two of them to drag him out of his house, kicking and screaming, until his cop neighbor, Craig, knocked him out in one punch. After this, a few years pass, and Haze now lives in his house alone, and he catfishes pedophiles online with the username "JJ&E". He then gets them to come to his house, where he kills after he taunts their hopeless situation. Their bodies are fed to the dogs at the local dump. Haze knows he hasn't killed the man who raped his sister, but he kills pedophiles in the hope that he'll eventually find the one who did, but mostly to make himself feel better. After making a couple friends in town, he finds out that one of the pedophiles he's catfishing, Gabriel, is an insane serial killer and rapist that believes he is literally Jesus Christ and is "saving" the souls of the people he kills. An online hacker, going by the name Junodriver44, decides to help Haze in tracking down pedophiles and tracking down Gabriel. After throwing Gabriel's therapist out a window, (Who was also Haze's therapist, who he also threw out of a window before), Haze gets Gabriel to come to his house, and arms himself with a pistol to take out Gabriel once and for all. However, Gabriel is able to successfully catch Haze off-guard after taunting him, and disarms him. Then he pins Haze to the ground, stabs him, and leaves Haze to bleed out in his own home. Haze barely finds a towel in time to stop his bleeding and crawls out of his house, where Craig spots him and is able to get him to the hospital before he bleeds out.

Season 5
After recovering from his stay in the hospital, Haze vows to track down and get revenge on Gabriel. Junodriver44 tells Haze about another well-known pedophile called Dan Schneider, who is currently working his ways through the ranks at the TFR arena. Haze joins the roster to put Dan down, and hopefully find clues to Gabriel's whereabouts.

Episode 7

Haze makes his debut in his first fight in the rumble, against Dan Schneider. Haze's stolen jacket and skinny body proves no match for Dan's pure body mass and huge feet, but after Haze loses, he jumps right back up and punches the Ref right in the face, knocking him out, while Dan runs away from the ring, scared of Haze's outburst.

Episode 9
Haze plans his next move and decides to catfish someone who he suspects to be Dan Schneider under an alias. Unfortunately 'RogueDS_handsman03' was actually Extra and fought a very confused Extra in the ring. Haze is beaten by the former champion, but not before punching the Ref FUCKING AGAIN and insulting Extra's fetish with a bloodied face.

Episode 11

Junodriver44 suggests that Haze makes some friends, and then Red runs up to him and punches him for his fight with Extra. Haze does his best to diffuse the situation, but he asks Red to spar with him so he can get stronger. Red begrudgingly agrees.

Episode 12

Decides to go out for some smoothies and then is hit by a car when he suddenly loses connection to Juno.

Season 6
Both Haze & Extra appear to be missing without any knowledge of their location.

Episode 1
Wakes up in a different city after being hit by a car and meets Eric "Extra" Sparrow again taking refuge in Drake's house. When Drake needs a song to play on the talent show, Haze & Eric make him a suggestion.



Episode 2
Still hanging out in Drake's house, Drake needs help with his 75th girlfriend who wants to have a wrestling match. Drake doesn't think he can beat her, so Haze gives him an "injury". Feeling disheartened for the kids who won't see the show, Eric offers to join in his place for the match



Episode 3
When Drake wants to take it further from his song performance and put on an entire musical number, Extra again has an idea for a perfect song that'll be a hit just like "Enter Dwight".

Episode 4

Haze & Eric break into prison to liberate Drake & Josh, who got put in the slammer for selling stolen Gary Coleman grills. SWAT members suddenly appear and defeat them.

Road to Wrestlemania OVA
Haze appears to be in a WWE wrestling facility, not knowing how he got here. His goal seems to be to participate on the Road To Wrestlemania Tournament, participating under RAW where all three brands would compete for a wrestler to make it to Wrestlemania. Talking to Steph McMahon, he's decided to take on The Undertaker.

On his way to the match he beats up Phil. He defeated Randy Orton and advanced on the tournament bracket, as did Triple H defeating his opponent.

Next week on the backstage again, he decides to "help" Chris Jericho for assistance in the tournament. On his way, and angry Randy Orton attacks him, but Haze defeats him again. On his match against HHH, Jericho swoops into the arena to attack Paul and then leaves, giving Haze enough advantage to win. As payment, Haze helps Jericho in his match by attacking Rey Mysterio while Jericho distracts the ref, helping him win.

On the day of the finals, while going to the match, Kozlov intercepts him to try and beat him before the match, but Haze defeats him. On the tournament finals, each brand's representative fights for a chance at Undertaker's streak. Vladimir Kozlov (AEC) and Chris Jericho (SmackDown) and Haze (RAW) start fighting but Undertaker suddenly appears and beats the wrestlers, and the match is called out.

However, Undercarder decided to partner up with Haze for a tag team against the other two contenders. Haze was of little help, but Undertaker took both of them and pinned Jericho. He beats up Jericho and and Kozlov flees in fear.

Next week, on his way to the match he brawls Big Show and wins. He gives his opinion in front of the cameras in the way. He trashtalks Dolph Ziggler and beats him.

When heading to the ring next day, Steph starts congratulating him on his win. In the middle of talking, video static obscures his vision for a moment, and Steph tells him to go home to take a rest.

However, next day, Haze wakes up in the backstage with strange lightning and filled with "Druids" silently watching. Haze stumbles into the ring where he fights a legion of druids and wins the royal rumble. After winning he snaps out to notice he has won the rumble against real opponents and it was all in his head.

The next week, wrestlers comment on his strange attitude recently while he is on his way to talk to Steph. Steph congratulates him on his win and and says that to beat undertaker he'll have to "get inside the undertaker, walk a mile in his shoes". She mentions how in WrestleMania XVIII he battled a crafty veteran No-DQ, and how he'll do the same. When he exists the office, Kane calls him and tells Haze to come to his locker room... Haze walks to Steph's office and tells her that the show is down, and whiles she is away, takes the urn from her desk. Haze uses it to contain a lost soul outside and walks to his match. He fights Finlay in the No-DQ match who brings a golf club, but Haze defeats him in less than 2 minutes. Finlay tries to back attack Haze with the club after his victory, but Undertaker appears to catch it, saving Haze, and leaving. Haze uses the weapon to scare Finlay away and then throws it in his head.

Next day, Haze starts collecting "lost souls" around the backstage using Undertaker's Urn. Kane gives him a warning... While Haze goes around the backstage, he finds strange coffins laying around which release miasma when opened. Haze tries to ask Cena about them... Talking to Steph, she mentions how in WrestleMania XIX Undertaker took on two superstars, respectively "World's Largest" and "World's Strongest", and he must continue walking the path of the Undertaker. Haze is put in a handicap match against Mark Henry and The Big Show, and barely manages to defeat them by pinning Big Show.

The next week, while Haze is entering the backstage, he receives a strange call that's just static. While walking he talks with GM Steph, who says he's almost at the level where he has a chance against Undertaker, but he has to go further beyond, he'll have a match against The Heartbreak Kid and it'll have to be a 5-Star match. Haze also collects another lost soul, making it 4. Haze performs fantastically and achieves the 5-Star match.

Next day, Haze receives a call from Steph on his way to the backstage... Haze collects another 2 souls, bringing the total to 6, and tries to visit the new GM, but finds it's locked. Kane talks to him on his way...

Haze makes his way to the interviewing corner... Haze confronts the returned-to-the-living opponent Jake "The Snake" Roberts and defeats him in a record 38 seconds KWAB. However, afterwards he's appointed into a surprise match against The Big Show in a Tables match, but manages to win.

Eventually, Haze defeats The Undercarder.

Episode 7
Haze & Eric have a dinner about the current events.

Episode 8

Haze & Eric defeat Killer2 for the "titles".

Episode 9
After winning the titles, Haze finds out one of the commentators, Jerry Lawler, is actually a pedo. But he has a plan.

Episode 10
On today's episode, Haze faces The Big Show himself. The result might surprise you.

Haze learns how to use "Jobbing in Cutscene".

Episode 11
Haze learned from Lawler where Dan Schneider is hiding.

Episode 12
Haze & Extra are finally able to find Dan, who explains that he found the TV World and escaped into it when he was near death in the real world. As a TV producer, he has full knowledge of how everything works, and set up their storylines. In this world, he was a god who wouldn't age, and could enjoy young girls forever.

Haze triest to defeat him, but as he said, he is a god and Haze loses. Using all their "Job in Cutscene" power they learned, they defeat the master of the TV World, killing him.

When thinking on how to get out, Haze is suddenly contacted by Juno, who tells him that they have to jump through the TV in Dan's Van. Also, Juno has a personal request: to defeat the man in the nearby bar where they will find themselves once in the real world.

They find AluKWAB gloating about how he splattered some poor sap's brains and took his glasses, when Extra enters and, being on a roll, AluKWAB takes him on. Well he wasn't lying about that last part.

Episode 13

Haze berates the handjobber for handjobbing again and tells him to go to the hospital to rest his jobhands, and decides to play the hero this time. Guess he'll be joining Extra in medical care.

Episode 14

Thinking about how to win, and remembers the most important strategy in a fight: just bring more fucking people. So Haze uses his other power, cutscene money, and gets the attention of the bystander Fat Albert to help them. Coincidentally, AluKWAB's weakness was big black guys.

Episode 15
Learning from the bartender that Red lives nearby, the two set to visit her house on Extra's request. What they find however, is a kidnapping note: Hey there, asshole. I heard about your little comeback. Who'd know you were dumb enough to stay locked in that TV for so long, huh? Well, I'd have guessed so myself. You have no idea how fucking lucky you got. I bet you have a disgusting smile on your face right now, and I can't wait to see it fade away as I tear you apart, limb from limb. Your twelve years in that world must've been nothing like my combined NINETEEN YEARS IN THE TRUNK! Do you have any idea how much I went through because of you and that goddamn midget? Well, you're both done for! I've knocked her out and taken her to a place close to the Coolsville Arena. You better get here fast, so I can make quick work of snapping both of your necks. Either way, have you considered that you could've prevented this had you not spent three weeks trying to murder some bitch? Hurts, doesn't it? Well... One more thing... Turn the page around.

ur a faget Extra leaves in a seething shoot.

Episode 16
Haze and Extra break into Joe-possesed Richtofen's hideout guns' blazing and dumping the entire mag, but the astute Samoan nazi was wearing a fucking bulletproof vest. Joe summons his "girl" and Haze takes her on while Extra fights the neck snapper. Haze somehow manages to defeat the towering conspiracy despite being beaten into a bloody pulp by it, and Extra destroys Joe in sheer rage to win back Red.

Episode 17

At the end of Suou Tatsuya's struggle and the coming new universe, thinking that Dan will come back again, Haze is ecstatic to give him an even more painful death next time.



Season 0
A punk with a bad attitude whom you should watch out if your hit range is too low.

Gets forced into therapy sessions after one too many encounters with the police.

Episode 2

He attends his next session with a Therapist.

Realizing Haze just has too much energy, the therapist decides to prescribe him the treatment... of wrestling! Seeing him fitting, and with some needed safe work training (his window still being broken from a previous session), he uses his contacts to get him a match against an opponent who wants to be "a stepping stone" for him.

However, it seems Haze must fall into further despair before his hope can shine (like the shining of muzzle flash through a pedo's head).

Episode 3

Haze questions his treatment since he didn't have any reason to fuck with that guy, but therapist can't let him just murder people (nor give him pens), so he comes up with a compromise; he'll set him up with a guy known for peeping in the locker rooms.

Strangely, when Haze was about to win, the lights went off, and nobody captured the moment of his win, leading to mixed facts on the matter.

Episode 5

After his last fight, Haze is losing his mind since everywhere he looks people claim he lost the match even despite beating up Stork to drive the point, everything went as normal until he reached the backstage and people were mocking him and calling him delusional, when he is merely twisted and sadistic. Therapist tells him that he just has to come to terms with reality, Haze asking what the hell he means, Therapist affirms there's nothing wrong with losing to someone better and he should already be used to it. And there's always next match. And Haze is about to start it right fucking now.

Episode 9
After being thoroughly theraped, Haze has about had it and is ready to kill some pedos so he's not so mad... except there's no children around to groom, well except Zag but nobody's lusting after him. Yet. However...!

Through a keyhole, he can see a purple-haired creep. He's having a great time SNIFFFFFFing some little girl(?)'s sweat and can't way to hit on her... Haze is about to strike, when he hits the door and the guy says that he was merely talking about wrestling, and they are the same age anyway.

Haze is about to give up... when he spots a suspicious man cracking photos of people without their consent. And he looks like a pedo too so he's gonna get his skull cracked!

Jayden and Miyao run out and drag Haze away from him, Miyao revealing the man is actually his dad (and Miyao jabs Jayden before he can say anything indecent). Tomitake introduces himself as freelance photographer from Tokyo and part-time TFR wrestler, but he notices he used the wrong name and introduces himself with his true name: Mitake Toujirou. He decides to show them some of his work: The debut of the world's first robotic wrestler, although he wasn't so great; Greg pulling out a secret weapon against HUNK; two friends hanging out at the arena where no one but the owner's family has ever stepped.

Tomitake wonders if they could be ghosts, which gives Jayden the chills and Miyao cannot believe it, but Haze says they wrestler here and ruins the fun. For his last few images, he shows a set from Eden of Coolsville, first a pic from the #2 of Coolsville (which makes Jayden go boing, and Haze question him showing this to teenagers); the pair of friends again haunting Coolsville's infamous locations; the legendary Sonozaki family Patriarch and servant; and finally just the servant alone, without hint of Steven.

It's getting late so Tomitake offers to go for a bite, and Jayden says something that causes him to be jabbed at again. Once alone, Haze can't but admite he had some fun and he's not as mad, but he finds Tomitake's pic of Steven's sunglasses-clad bodyguard on the floor and gets mad again...

Episode 11

Haze swears to fuck up all pedo ring running mafia members, when a Security Guard overhears him and tells him to keep quiet, especially about the mafia since it can be dangerous. Haze shows him the picture and how much staring at him makes him want to stab a pen in his neck, but the guard takes off his costume to reveal he's actually Stork, and he'll defend his peeping master.

After the match, Haze tells the weirdo to back off since he just found the image irritating but wasn't planning anything. Haze then recognizes him as the guy from that match without an ending from a few weeks ago and thinks about beating him for spreading lies, but Stork admits he did indeed lose that time and hasn't spread any rumors, then puts back on his security guard costume and leaves back to "work".

Haze is depressed about the fact that the lights turning off means there's no proof and goes home, thinking about how his junkyard dogs will go another day without pedo-nor stork-meat.

Episode 12

After receiving a call, Haze runs up to the detention center to get the last laugh as his father Ben Stratos finally got what he deserved for being such a criminal piece of shit. Ben cries about how unfair it is that he's paying not only for his crimes, but Dan's, Van's, and even Shimano's too. But Haze is just surprised that he went lower than just black market shit and got involved with those mafias, and ignores his father pleas hoping to never see him again, and that would still be too soon. As Haze gets up to leave the visitor's room, he notices Ben's cellmate arriving to the detention center... hopefully him and his fetishes will enjoy keeping Dwight company.

After ignoring his father's screams of anger, Haze heads to a nearby park to enjoy his newfound peace of mind with his father behind bars as well as hunt for possible pedos. A rapid succession of flashes startle him as he meets Mitake "Tomitake" Toujirou once again. Haze ignores his blabbering about birds and returns him the photo he lost, and Tomitake thanks him since it will probably be valuable in some time. Despite his good mood, Tomitake can't help but notice his constant grumpy expression, which reminds Haze of everyone calling him a schizo which pisses him off for real, so Tomitake grabs a photo he had taken in the match that started everything, and Haze is at last vindicated with definite proof he won, thanking Tomitake before running off, and Tomitake returns to his FRASHUs.

Episode 13

Never to see his dad again and with his delusions vindicated, Haze is feeling better than ever, which is a relief for Therapist as his schedule might get quite complex with a certain guy whose head got all messed up. Therapist however is still confused as why the match results are in contradiction to Haze's photo, while pointing that out angers Haze thinking of how high the fucking retard who made the mistake must have been. Hearing from the waiting room, Miles Edgeworth excuses himself in (and his father, who is the actual patient and shouts that all viewers of Haze's match had their memory erased) to comment on the fact that the match result was intentional due to the ongoing match rigging scandal, and more importantly, that he wants to ask Haze for his photo evidence to use in court. Haze really doesn't want to lose his only proof when people call him crazy, but eventually he relents (since he has his trusty pen to use anyway) and hands in the photo, as Edgeworth will make sure he will turn Haze's into the match fixers' regret.

Episode 14

Haze celebrates his freedom from being labeled a schizo by trying to beat up some jobber.

Season 7
Is busy killing pedos or something.

Feats

 * HE WON THAT MATCH! STOP THE STEAL!

Citizen Log
A handy program Haze uses to keep info about notable people he interacts with.

Trivia

 * The story of how /v/ found out about Anonymous Agony is a long one, to keep it short basically some anons in around 2012 found a kickstarter for the game, and someone leaked a earlier version which was streamed, and then memes and OC ensued. From there there's been I think 2 or 3 more kickstarters for the game, until after the steam release of the game, one of the devs did a expose on Jake Caro, the author of the game, showing that he never paid his team and spent most of the kickstarter money on drugs. The team has fallen apart and File 2 will likely never get finished.
 * Jake Caro also has a criminal record, and was arrested for Burglary, Drug Abuse, and Child Abuse, with that last one being particularly ironic.
 * Haze's father might be Agent 47 wearing a fatsuit, or before he lost weight
 * Haze was able to fight off like 5 rookie cops on his own, as a teenager
 * He may have killed his parents, who were also drug dealers and own a lot of guns
 * Ye ye (ye)