File:Battler the Red Haired Wrestler.ogg

By someone very based.

Transcription
You know Koga and Rance and Ooishi and Date

Extra and Haze and Ichiban and Dante

But do you recall

The most popular jobber of all? Battler the red haired wrestler

Always beaten by his foes

And if you saw season 1

You would really think he blows All of the other wrestlers

Used to laugh and call him gaaaaaaaay

That is because poor Battler

Hadn't had his lucky day Then one day in season 1

Kinzo came to play

And when Battler won the fight

Everybody cheered all night Then everybody loved him

Screaming out BCW

Battler the red haired wrestlers

We all believe in you NO ONE CARES WHERE'S BATTLER

NO ONE CARES WHERE'S BATTLER UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO