Majima Goro

"IT WAS GORO'S TURN!"

- Chat, as Goro proceeds to only barely lose once again.

Lord of the Night
Goro is an absolute madlad coming straight from the land of Japan. He used to be the best Cabaret Club owner around (which he despised, as he was set there by the Yakuza for his offences on an off-chance he could rejoin) until he met a blind girl by the name of Makoto. Turns out, she was really fucking important for the Yakuza and wanted her dead, so they appointed Majimbo to do it. Except, as it turns out, she was fucking blind. So Majima listens to his conscience and saves her from the evil yakuza guys. Being probably the only person who likes him, on account of the fact she doesn't know he was part of the people that tried to kill her, Majima grows attached.

However, as it turned out, Galaxy Brain Shimano had accounted for all of this, that he wouldn't be able to kill her, that he would try to protect her, all of it. After the realization that he had been played like a perfect chess piece, Majima just loses it. He leaves Makoto, who he would meet again many years later, without her even noticing, as she can't recognize him.

Majima decided that he would become as unhinged as the world itself was, becoming the Mad Dog of Shimano. And so his craziness had him quickly raising in the ranks of the Tojo Clan. No one could stand up to him in a "fair" fight. That is, until he would meet his dear Kiryu-chan. Majima would fight Kiryu time and time again, fascinated by the fact he was the only one who could go toe-to-toe with him. Eventually, he would leave Tojo Clan to fund his own company: Majima Constructions.

Season 1
Growing bored, Majima heard there was one place where he would find all the worthy opponents he could ever desire: The Final Rumble.

Much like his fellow wrestler he has won the hearts of the crowd with his eccentricity and his uncanny ability to come a hair away from victory and end up losing, despite having a canon record practically as bad as Battler's. Seems absolutely hell-bent on taking the /v/ Championship Belt, HUNK or Armstrong be damned.

Episode 4
Making his debut with a group of other strange individuals, his loss proved this place had all the challenge he could ever desire, and decided to stay a while.

Episode 5
He went and challenged what was apparently the leader of a very powerful local group. This person seemed to have his match arranged by his lackey and accepted on account of the fact he needed to vent down. Losing once again, it made Majima even more decided to rise up the ranks of this company!

Episode 6
Challenging his lackey now, he was defeated once again.

Episode 7
Further showing his fighting skill, in a non-canon 1v1 between Goro and Armstrong, Goro managed to beat the Senator, showing the crowd that he truly is a capable fighter, and just INSANELY unlucky.

Imagining himself capable of beating that strong guy who is always seen closing in on the title, he decides he will invade his match and prove what he's made of!

Episode 8
Goro notably sided with TFR in the triple threat against HUNK and Armstrong for the /v/ Championship Belt. Invading the match, he inadvertently helped to secure one of TFR's critical wins against the Bogs, helping HUNK to pin Armstrong while showing the world that Goro can stand with the very best.

Off-Season 1
Goro ended up part of the ill-fated squad in Operation: Crypt Killer, wherein himself, Kirigiri, Raiden, Sminem and Richtofen all died trying to discover what the fuck was at that black site.

Episode 2
Goro quickly demonstrated that he is still a capable fighter, coming 2nd place in the Elimination Chamber match to be eliminated by Wesker, continuing his streak of "close, but not close enough".

Episode 3
He also attempted to repeat his non-canon victory against Armstrong, this time in canon, sadly, his bad luck continued, and he only barely lost once again to the dismay of chat.

Episode 6
Against a fellow japanese man, Goro defeated one of the infamous Tokyo drifters from the NightKids.

Episode 8
When The Order of Todd was about to finish Fred once and for all, Goro Majima 's appearance saved him, fending off The Order of Todd and making them retreat. Probably to have a good fight with him later on.

Episode 9
Next week on a meeting room, Commander Erwin has called both Fred and Majima, plus The Butterflies to announce that they will form part of the Counter-Todd Strike Force, and announces his plan. Fred thinks the plan SUCKS and Majima calls him a con-man. However, Pegasus appears to praise the plan and remind them that not only will Todd form the Howard Reality if he isn't defeated, but Pegasus himself will send them to the Shadow Realm.

Continuing his speech, Erwin announces that Pegasus has hired the famous group of "Mystery Men" to join his forces, not as frontline fighters, but as investigators and spies, forming the "Intelligence Team" of this operation, they are going to discover the secrets of the Devil Lord, his demon powers, and his "Servants". And with that, the meeting ends. Go forth, valiant team of heroes! DEDICATE YOUR HEARTS!

Episode 10
Commander Erwin calls for a meeting after obtaining the Investigation Team's totally legit report that they obviously didn't just copy the info that Vergil announced live on TV and was 100% original research. It appears Todd's army don't just make Todd's ranks, but also grant him his power with his "Mind-Link" technique. Erwin develops a plan based on a two-part attack to be executed next week: The team will be divided in two groups; One will defend the Locker–A key tactical position that Todd's forces will no doubt retaliate, and the other will proceed to the frontlines against Todd's Order members. This way, The Demon's strength will be reduced by taking down his minions. And when he's at the lowest they can bring him, they shall knock him down. Before that, the team will need to train to be ready for the fight, fighting each other with honor, and with all their might, for the demon will be ruthless and without compassion. The meeting concludes. DEDICATE YOUR HE-

The meeting is suddenly interrupted by a seething Nero looking for Dante.

Fred trains with Majima in preparation.

Episode 11
Majima is up against Fargoth in the Attack on Todd, but sadly he had found his ring and overwhelmed Majima, defeating him after some struggle.

Episode 12
Once the Demon King is no more and his Demon King Wars were over, the group silently separated.

Off-Season 2
In Tomodachi, Goro gets a gf called Alice (Arisu-chan for him) who is, in fact, a demon. After a long relationship, Alice breaks up with him and gets with Walter, destroying what little motivation to live he had left.

Episode 1
Majima is still a jobber. On a match with an opponent he hasn't seen since his very first match, he manages to job to the unjobbable.

Episode 5
Majima meets this girl called Alice and instantly falls in love, as if it was fate.

He gifts her a bouquet of flowers, and begins a new love... or that's what he thinks.

After Walter wins his match, Alice appears on-stage and kisses Walter. Hoy...

Majima confronts Arisu-chan about what the hell was that, her being a demon, obviously feeling attracted to people who are stronger. Majima forcibly says he will take her to dinner...

On their date, Alice asks something to Majima.

—Alice sprays her win on Majima's face—

The rivalry over Walter jumps into this timeline as Walter has stolen Goro's gf, Arisu-chan, even here, and the rivalry still burns bright as they continue to fight each other.

Episode 6
Irate, Majima confronts Walter and wins, still seething but uncucked.

Episode 7
But that doesn't last long as Walter challenges him again, and this time does not hold back. Walter wins again and Majima is re-cucked.

Episode 10
Not even giving a damn about Alice anymore, Goro just wants to beat Walter to prove he is superior, he returns to Japan not only to regain his Yakuza edge, but to call forth a powerful ally: Kazuma Kiryu.

Walter wants to torture Majima more, so he attacks him again, this time with Arisu-chan as support. By distracting Majima, he destroys him easily.

Season 4
Majima is hell-bent on becoming uncucked, and decided to put on his construction hat again since he needs the inteligence of Majima Constructions to aid him, so he comes up with a plan for the upcoming mixed tag tournament...

Episode 1
Majima goes against Walter and Alice with his newest ally, "Kirye-chan". But, it seems they didn't have enough edge to beat them.

Episode 2
He tries to then get in the singles tournament but fails to qualify, yet again barely managing to jobbing.

Episode 3
Walter sent another of his chaos bros to attack Majima, this time one who uses a powerful skill on him, but luckily his helmet protected him and he managed to defeat the threat.

Episode 7
Seeing at how Kiryu-chan has lost his edge, Majima decided to do like the old times and surprise him with a good ol' fight so he gets to regain the power of the Dragon of Dojima that rests within him.

It seems it will take a bit more that that.

Episode 8
A mysterious figure attacks Kiryu-chan! Where was Majima while this happened? Nobody knows, but he must have been watching close.

Episode 9
A copjima pulls Kiryu over to give him a ticket for incorrect use of martial arts. However, seeing as how he resisted, he had to employ a little force... maybe too much.

Episode 10
With the coming of The Final Impact, Majima asks Kiryu for one last match, giving it his all. At the gates of the old Tojo Clan HQ, The Mad Dog of Shimano and The Dragon of Dojima have a last encounter where sparks fly as their attacks clash. After long enough, the Dragon manages to prevail, finally regaining the edge he has lost thanks to Majima, and had given him a match worthy of being the last one.

Episode 11
However, as the end was delayed, Kojima booked one last match, Majima vs the forces of chaos. There was a catch, and it was that Kojima used his Script to turn everyone into some kind of monster. Goro was turned into... Goromi. Nevermind that, Majima got one last chance to get back at Walter and his chaos buddy. Even if it was a free-for-all, Majima and Kiryu-chan teamed to defeat Walter and Raidou, who due to chaos, weren't able to team up at all. That taken care off, they again had a match between the two rivals, and Kiryu managed to prevail once again.

Season 5
He was called for an important wrestling conference about the incidents with Kojima, but ended trapped in La Parka II's Death Game.

Episode 1
He was subjected to a surprise, where he received , concluding with HUNK being instantly.

Episode 2
He was set up in a special match against Samoa Joe, for ending with immunity, or in a special vote.

He didn't get to win and was placed in a Special Vote the following week.

Feats

 * BTFOing Fred in the Elimination Chamber with a crazy double team combo between Goro and Wesker utilizing both of their special moves
 * Winning the heart of the crowd with his eccentricity and kino intro despite having a canon match record as bad as Battler's
 * Doing so well in a bonus match against Armstrong, that OP decided he deserved to be in the /v/ Title Championship
 * HE FINALLY FUCKING WON A CANON MATCH
 * Saved Fred from being killed by The Order of ToddMajima saves Fred.jpg
 * And then he beat Fred in a """friendly""" match in prep against The Order of Todd

Trivia

 * Revealed to be one of, if not, the biggest deliberate cuckold in TFR history during the 2nd Off-Season streams. Seriously, it's like he unironically enjoyed being a cuckold to Alice even to the point of persuading OP (Also a massive cuckold) to be Alice's personal bull. Even when he beats the shit out of Walter and starts getting happy he still gets cucked on Cope Island.
 * HE FUCKING SUPPORTS ALICE AND WALTER AND WANTS TO SHOW EVERYONE THEY RUN THE PLACE AHAHAHAHAHAHAMad cuck.png