Ushiromiya Battler

Battler is an underdog, losing nearly every single match he's ever fought in, but remaining a fan favorite.

Along with Shuichi Saihara, Hobo Phoenix, Fred Jones, Leon Kennedy, and Sminem, Battler is part of an elite group of mystery men, and has joined Phoenix, and Saihara in the ring at many points.

The Underdog Story
Battler Ushiromiya is a stubborn, hotblooded youth who refuses to believe in the supernatural. The annual Ushiromiya family conference leads Battler and the rest of his family members to Rokkenjima Island in order to discuss the matter of inheritence, as the patriarch, Kinzo Ushiromiya waits at death's door. While on the island, a typhoon hits, barring all travels. Stranded on the island, a murder causes the shadows of conspiracy to consume the residents of Rokkenshima. Is there a murderer among them, or are there other supernatural forces at work?

Confusingly, Battler now finds himself in the strange world of The Final Rumble. Rather than question of how he actually made it on TFR, Battler is content to engage in the entertainment. Determined to prove his competence, Battler fights with everything he has.

Season 1
In the beginning of TFR, Battler was just like any other wrestler, the only thing separating him from others was his tendency to job every single match he participated in. Because of this, he lost a decent many matches that should've been more than possible for him to win. For a fair bit of time, Battler was a joke, often being mocked for his nonstop jobbing, and his ranking on the tierlist being incredibly low.

Battler's story started to go uphill after Sminem invited Battler to a group of like minded mystery men in order to stop the Bogs. In the same stream that Battler's story started to develop, it was revealed that he ranked as the best Create A Wrestler character in TFR based on stats. By this point, the few fans that had cheered for Battler grew into a slightly bigger group, wishing to see Battler achieve his very first victory.

The event that swayed the hearts of many was the tag team match of Hobo Phoenix, and Battler VS Chris Redfield, and the rapist. Many fans will regard this as one of the best fights in TFR history. While Phoenix, and Battler lost in the end, the fight they put on was legendary, and won't soon be forgotten.

In the season 1 finale for TFR, Battler had still yet to win a single match, but was to be given one more match before season 1 would come to a close. Before the match, a cutscene occurred between Battler, Phoenix, Saiahara, and Smimem where Battler is seen wearing a shirt saying "BCW", which was official Bog merchandise. Smimem chastised him for buying the shirt, saying, "This dumbass right here bought a 'BCW' because he thought it stood for 'Battler Can Win '". After this, BCW officially stood for Battler Can Win, as chat was now flooded with BCW.

Finally, it came time for Battler's match against his opponent, Kinzo. With Phoenix, and Saihara cheering Battler on, Battler beat the ever living Christ out of his grandpa, and achieved victory. Chat exploded, fans cheered, and Battler looked like he was about to cry. He had achieved his first victory.

Season 2
To start season 2, Battler now wears a cape, only meant for the Master of Rokkenjima. It is believed this cape has awakened something in Battler, as the first two matches he's appeared in for season 2, he's been practically 2v1'd, and 3v1'd with little to no problem. While those two matches were losses, he has yet to be counted out in season 2, and has even defeated Kirei Kotomine in a 1on1 match that ended in a friendly handshake. He went on to go into a Money in the Bank ladder match where he dislocated Arthur Morgan 's jaw. As of now, Battler, who used to be in D tier, now rests forever in SSSS tier.

Off-Season 2
Battler now believes in magic. Fuck.

Beato lost to Aigis in a rap battle. Double Fuck.

He thinks he's gay FAGGLER

He's also at a 99% percent friendship with Chris Chan. Jesus fucking christ.

Match History
Wins Losses RECORD: [11|14][-4] SINGLE: [8
 * 1) [S1EF]Battler (/w Saihara & Wright support) vs Kinzo
 * 2) [S2E3]vs Kotomine
 * 3) [S2E4] vs Brendan Fraser (DQ: due to Agent 47 invading)
 * 4) [S2E5] vs Agent 47
 * 5) [S2E6] vs Agent 47
 * 6) [S2E7]The Mystery Masters Vs The Agents of Payne Vs (Tom Brady & Neil Armstrong)
 * 7) [S2E8]Battler Vs Max Payne (/w Agent 47 support)
 * 8) [S2E9] The Bakers(tc) Vs The Mystery Masters(Battler & Wright /w Saihara support)
 * 9) [S2E10] vs Steve
 * 10) [S2E11] Vs Nagito Komaeda
 * 11) [S2E12F] Sou Yaguruma Vs Peleador Ushiromiya Vs HANK
 * 1) [S1E1] Elimination Chamber: /v/ Champion Tournament, "Battler for the Case" - Vs Chris Vs Spiderman Vs AK47 Vs Zoomer: Chris Redfield
 * 2) [S1E2]Vs Battler Vs Armstrong Vs Arthur Morgan Vs Aniki Vs Saihara Vs Amami Vs Ethan Winters Vs Extra: Extra
 * 3) [S1E3]The Paranormal Patrol Vs The Mystery Masters(Battler & Saihara)
 * 4) [S1E4] Fatal-4-Way - Falls Count Anywhere: Vs Dutch Vs Mr. X Vs The Joker: Mr. X
 * 5) [S1E5]The Therapy Vs Mystery Masters(Battler & Wright)
 * 6) [S1E6] /v/ Tag Team Title Match: Mystery Masters(Wright & Battler /w Saihara suppor) Vs The Gym(c)
 * 7) [S1E7] Royal Rumble:  Senator Armstrong
 * 8) [S2E1]vs Big Smoke vs Erwin Smith vs Raiden:  Raiden 
 * 9) [S2E2]vs Kenny vs Adam Jensen:  Kenny 
 * 10) [S2E3]  Money in the Ladder - Serge vs Senator Armstrong vs Ruber vs 47 vs Richtpfen vs Steve:  Senator Armstrong 
 * 11) [S2E4] Royal Rumble:  King of /v/ Championship Title Match - Raiden
 * 12) [S2E7] Mexican VHS Tape: El Peleador Vs El HUNKO (not yet confirmed to be battler)
 * 13) [S2E8.5] Backstage Brawl: Vs Steve
 * 14) [S2E12F]  /v/ Tag Team Title Match: Mystery Masters Vs The Gym

Non-Canon
[S2E11] TLC: Battler Vs Ja/ck/ Vs Van Darkholme: Ja/ck/

Feats

 * Battler is one of the only wrestlers in TFR that has stood back up after getting hit by Chris Redfield 's Boulder Punch.
 * Beat 47 after being back-attacked by him
 * Beat 47 despite being sneak attacked by Max Payne
 * Not only beat 47 a third time in a 3 way tag team match, but was the one to pin 47, asserting his dominance once and for all on the assassin
 * Beat Max Payne while 47 constantly distracted both Battler, and the ref, and taunted throughout the entire match
 * Broke 47 and Payne's spirits
 * Dethroned Joe and Jack for the tag team championship with Wright
 * Then lost it to The Gym

= Finisher and Signature Moves =
 * "Blue Truth Bomb (Blue Thunder Bomb)"
 * "Shining Wizard"

Trivia

 * BCW, previously associated with the Bogs, has been given a more positive connotation of "Battler Can Win".
 * Despite having only few victories compared to countless losses, Battler has the best stats out of all of the CAW characters in TFR. Also, has not been pinned so far in Season 2.
 * Battler has a distant cousin named Peleador Ushiromiya.
 * Some people think that they are the same person due to looking very alike and their only difference being that Peleador wears a poncho. And that Battler claims Peleador wasn't in the Rokkenjima incident since "Nobody invited him because nobody likes him"
 * What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking assassin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my field in jobbers, and I've been involved in numerous secret missions in bog territory, and the Howard Reality, and I have over 300 confirmed kills on one single man. I am trained in debative warfare and I'm the top wrestler in TFR. You are nothing to me but just another assassin. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this ring, mark my red fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the in front of an audience? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mystery masters across Japan, and your weaknesses are being found right now so you better prepare for the storm, assassin. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pride. You're fucking dead, bitch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pin you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just on my own. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire fortune of the Ushiromiya family, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe every bit of your self-confidence off the face of the continent, you little bitch. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" contract was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have backed off. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your partner has stage four depression, you goddamn idiot. I will shit truths all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking nonexistent, bitch.
 * Witches aren't real.
 * Assassins aren't real.
 * Holy Magic might be real.