Rumble Premier League

Once every century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius, timelines have a chance to crash into each other for a special phenomenon known as the "The Munich Event" where they are all forced to partake in a tournament to determine which timeline is worthy of the Universal Rumble Cup.

This tournament is played via the sport known as Football/Footie/Soccer (often said by illiterate dipshit yankees) and each timeline must selects twenty three worthy champions to be copy and pasted into the body of a divegrass player for the noble cause of their timeline's team duking it out against each other for fortune and glory.

Seasons

 * Season 1
 * Took place from the 15th of May, 2021 to the 20th of December, 2021.


 * Season 2
 * Is planned to take place sometime in 2022 and will switch to a new, less time-consuming format. I can't be fucked to write any further details right now so fuck you

AOVersus
The unfortunate if not downright KWAB'd hosts of the tournament however their fortunes have been on the rise as of the second half of the league. Their team consists mostly of detectives, lawyers, cops and other assortment of investigators. May or may not actually be brazillian with their 7-1 badge they got.

The Final Rumble
The originals, this team is a combination of TFR wrestlers and former wrestlers of the now defunct league known as BCW who have been left out of a job. They are well known for creating elaborate strategies to achieve their victories with mixed results (as shown by the 7-1 they got due to G1 in week 3). Despite difficulties, they have been able to achieve major victories with their 'tactics'.

Bogdanoff Championship Wrestling
A team founded by the powerful men who hold an iron but fair fist over both crypto and football globally. The team is formed by the BCW stars that TFR wouldn't hire, plus some that were exchanged from TFR with some shady crypto deals.

The Cartel Rumble
A team that believes that strategy, friendship, cooperation and brutally beating ten tons of shit out of the ref for any inconvenience caused is the way to victory. Their leader is the gigachad Manager with his second in command Spigot who unlike most leaders are willing to head into the front lines and bring home the goals needed for the chance to grab hold of the Universal Rumble Cup.

In Week 21, The Cartel Rumble clinched the Runner Up position of the 2021 Season.

Womemes Excluded Wrestling
After Manager kept constantly hitting on Tsubasa Oribe (and having sex with her in the middle of the field in front of her best friend), TCR was forced to remove all of the women from their team to prevent another incident like that happening again (And to get Angela to shut the fuck up about getting cucked). As a favor from Manager, Tsubasa was made captain of the team.

Schizomania
A team that is 50% schizophrenia and 50% nostalgia for 2008-2012 Internet culture, Schizomania is a trainwreck waiting to happen.

G1 Nonstop Infinite Climax
The Men's half of the G1/SSS Club. Though consists of male perfomers, jobs to the women's half.

As of Week 14, the only team to have been defeated with a dreaded score of 9-2 (KWAB). G1's only source of offense was from Inoki who often scored for G1, but when Inoki ran out of juice and the team couldn't muster an offense, they ended up finishing in dead last.

Sunshine Super Stardom
The Women's half of the G1/SSS club. A team exclusively featuring women. Their leader is the dragon idol known as Elizabeth Bathory. Beware >RWBY and CHLOE, the abominations residing within this team.

Just like Third World Rumble, Sunshine Super Stardom started off with a rough 1st half, which was then followed by a strong 2nd half.

In the finale, Sunshine Super Stardom ended up taking home the Bronze Medal after their comeback win in their final game.

new World rumble
Originally TFR's first pre-show, nWr has now become a team competing in the Rumble Premier League. The word to describe them would be KINO.

The Slow Rumble
A team built by the almighty Gilgamesh to obliterate the opposition. Any and all losses don't count. No matter win or lose, its opponents always losses to the mighty Enkidu who is also on this team.

The only team to have successfully achieved a 9-2 Victory as of week 14.

The Epstein Rumble
A team founded by a wealthy billionaire currently hiding out in Canada. Features the great player named Alex Eggleston (or Eagleston). Arguably has the most formidable forward in the league, Candyman.

The Epstein Rumble officially won the 2021 Rumble Premier League Season in Week 20.

The /his/ Colosseum
A gathering of the greatest figures of human history of all time, bound together with the express purpose of making it into the football history books as well.

American Federation Rumble
The rightful successor to TER after it was shut down by the power of AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

CN Rumble
A team consisting of characters exclusive to Cartoon Network, Boomerang, and Adult Swim. Run with the power of Mexican autism, as CNOP is known as one of the biggest schizos in rumbledom.

The only team so far to have forfeited a match due to a mid-match bet that ended up leaving them kneeling. After being exposed to the schizo kino when they played against TFR, CNOP went from a contender in the 1st half to a team that didn't care about winning anymore so that they can enjoy the pure shitposting kino even if it meant intentionally losing every remaining game.

Salvation Series
The successor of CNR after it's tragic conclusion that led to Torres' rise to power

Third World Rumble
A new team from the third world shithole known as Italy well known for their "unique" look among most of the federations thanks to having a budget of €5. Their manager is well known for having mental breakdowns because his roster loves to derail all of his plans (including trying to win at this tournament apparently).

After an exceptionally rough start to the league, they have been able to achieve a strong winning streak from Week 11 onwards and ended up becoming the best team of the 2nd half of the 2021 Season.

However, on the cusp of going all the way from last to a top 3 finish in the 2021 Season, Third World Rumble's dreams came crashing down in a tough last minute loss to Sunshine Super Stardom in the finale.

The Tournament Arc
A team consisting of modern and classic /a/nime characters. Their federation is currently in a war against /co/mics and cartoons.

Due to a mid-match bet against CNRumble, they were able to clutch victory from the jaws of defeat due to the might of JIREN.

Against all odds and with the power of Brock, The Tournament Arc ended up winning the Bonus Tournament in the RPL Epilogue with a thrilling final against The Cartel Rumble.

The Tournament Ar/co/
The group led by Walt Disney in an effort to take over TTA, now decided to beat them in footy as well.

The Never Ever Job Squad
Instead of being managed by any of the managers, this team is instead managed by the chat, adding a whole new dynamic to the league. The main tactic of the NEJS, THE WALL is an unorthodox formation born in Week 2 of the RPL. Thanks to this tactic, the NEJS would tie with AOV 4-4, and beat SSS 5-3.

On May 22nd, 2021, twitch user DragonKing12780 said the following: I KNOW WHAT TO

PAUSE

ALRIGHT THE MIDDLE

MOVE ALL 3 OF THEM FORWARD alright that's it This tactic would be labeled "THE WALL" by chat members, due to the team formation resembling a wall, simple as. Both the broadcasters and the chatroom were reportedly surprised when this tactic would end up garnering a tie, deeming it viable, and to be used again on May 29th, 2021, where THE WALL would allow the NEJS to score 5-3 against SSS.

However, in the middle of the 2nd half, the hosts have stripped power away from chat making the games harder for NEJS.

Near the end of the 2021 Season, the hosts revealed that NEJS would not compete in the 2022 RPL Season unless NEJS won the Cup in the bonus episode. LOL NEJS IS DEAD NOW!

Perd Rumble
The final boss of belt talk, and RPL Season 2 as well. With an all-powerful team consisting of infinite Patches, the Season 2 champion stood no chance and was demolished and kicked down a cliff, and can be considered lucky they didn't have clerics on the team.