Kotomine Kirei

Priest of Despair
Designated to be a servant of the holy since birth, Kotomine Kirei was born twisted: He could not feel happiness or emotions, and instead craved to see others suffer. For years, Kirei tried to correct himself so he could be normal, but to no avail, even the death of his wife, who deeply loved and understood him, only brought him sadness in the sense that he wasn't able to kill her himself. He wondered if his birth was a mistake, and wondered why he existed without purpose.

Season 1
Now he has turned to TFR in a last attempt of salvation, trying to see if the almighty power of wrestling may heal his twisted fate.

Episode 5

He fights with Doc Piccolo as a medical exam, but Piccolo is unable to find the a cure for his problem,

Season 2
Still to no avail, his feelings haven't changed, Kirei carries on in his search for happiness.

Episode 3
Kirei loses to a skilled young man with a strong abhorrence of the magical. Although he was soundly defeated, the young man gave his hand in compassion. This gave Kirei no happiness at all, such an action that would fill anyone's heart with a feeling of being accepted, Kirei felt nothing. However, after the fight, the man had a change of heart that maybe miracles of the holy could indeed be real. Such a change, despite giving Kirei no emotion at all, had a deep impact on him. He came to respect this man, a man so deep in his devotion to deny the magical, much like he once respected his own father.

If their paths were to cross someday, in alliance or in conflict—at his side or taking his life, Kirei feels he could get a feeling that would fill the void inside him.

Episode 8.5

Kirei manages to get the King of Jobbers Title.

Episode 11

However, not even this Title Belt gives him any pleasure. An action that would feel anyone with pride is but void on him. He wonders if maybe assassinating a Master in this Holy Grail War he might find the happiness he desperately so desires. He considers eliminating Arthur, the enemy of his black friend Lancelot. Maybe this shall please him.

Episode 12
However, he was not able to take down Arthur, as that mongrel got in the way.

Season 3
Appears in his Fate/Zero self during the Dimensional Merge.

Episode 2

A young Kirei is defeated by a ruthless assassin and loses the belt.

Episode 6
Kirei reflects on his inability to acquire pleasure and the words of his black friend, and decides to stop pretending and follow his instincts.

Kirei aims for the belt and fights Pegasus.

Off-Season 3
When Dan Schneider defeated "Johnny Knoxville" in seconds, Kirei cashed in right then and there, declaring it's nature as canon.

In looking for a surprise attack, he finally finally felt something inside him, and defeated Dan winning the title."Yorokobe Shounen, all of this butthurt... it brings me great joy."

Season 4
After winning the title like that and bringing forth his delight for suffering into wrestling, Kirei continues searching for something more inside of him, a sense of purpose.

Episode 3

Even now, he feels a void in him as holding the most prestigious title in this industry holds nothing of value for him.

Deciding to hold on it waiting for the unexpected, he declares an open challenge non-title match, his true intentions to observe the suffering that will be caused by the fight, either being defeated by the one holding the title, or winning against him but gaining nothing.

Later that night, he would confront a most fierce warrior from a faraway land, and satisfy his curiosity.

Episode 8

Kirei went to Hell itself for some reason, and challenged it's twisted master, Mr. Bones. However, he put a condition that he wouldn't resist: If he could challenge the ruler of hell itself through his physical manifestation, La Parka, he would vacate his position. Mr. Bones, perhaps amused by such foolish challenge, accepted. However, Mr. Bones wasn't expecting Kirei to unleash such a holy power against him and be defeated. And that's exactly what he did.

Episode 9

After defeating the baron of hell itself, Kirei smiles as his plan has just begun. He searches hell for a "caged beast", a being he wishes to contract as a Servant so that he may employ it to cause much more suffering still.

However, he feels like he has already unleashed a much greater evil to come."Rejoice, boy."

Episode 10
Kirei, finding the beast's cage and making a contract with him, gets a feeling that the world is already heading towards ruin this very instant. How beautiful.

Episode 11
When Kojima is having boasting about his writing skills to Hachijo Tohya, Kirei and the beast, Dimitri Blaiddyd, enter into the room.

Kirei determined that while they don't support Battler's happy ending, Kojima's plan stries away from the optimal course to maximize suffering, and so Kirei will ensure that Tohya's match will not be interfered, by having Dimitri entertain Kojima's last defense, Senator Armstrong. This, he feels, is a good way to repay Battler for making him feel something close to joy."You don't realize... How much pain is still to be brought to this institution."

Season 5
A hellish fiend lands in hell...

Thus, Kirei's prediction would soon become true. As a series of murders start to happen backstage, and even more deaths bloom away from the camera lights...

A girl is found murdered after Adachi was rejected, and he brags about it.

Episode 3

Kirei talks with director Hideo and asks him to insert him into the tag-team title match tonight. Hideo has to oblige, and Kirei takes his leave.

Later that night, he and his servant would win the titles.

However, that night, Tomitake's body was also found...

Episode 5
Kirei once again corners the director into having to put him in a World Title contendership match, and this, as well, is all part of Kirei's plan.

Episode 7

When Date confronts Hideo, he reveals the truth. Kirei is in cahoots with the fiend from hell, and his goal is set on getting all of the belts to form The Holy Belt. He has been forcing Hideo with the threat to kill everyone in the death game and moving on to this universe, thus Hideo chose to trust Him and follow Kirei's orders to keep the pace in this world.

Date wagers that Tomitake must've been killed because he found out the truth.

Episode 9

Raiden and Date confront Kirei in his church on the hill, but while arresting him, he summons a huge fucking boulder with his magecraft, as they try to run from it, Aiba instructs Date to summon Chris Redfield, buys time for them, but despite his boulder punching expertise, Kirei's boulder is simply too strong, and ends up killing him.

Date and Raiden make it in time to blco Kirei's path, but they are defeated by him and his servant.

Episode 9.1
Ingurland cashes-in and steals the belt from him. Long live ingurland.

Episode 11
It is revealed however that Kirei convinced him to safeguard the belt for him so he can form the holy belt.

However, when Dimitry asked Ingurland for what he was promised with the wish and found out it didn't match what he was promised, Dimitri went mad and went searching for Kirei.

On the church he finds Archer on the floor, and remembers he indeed was the one who beat him up and also killed Tomitake, both innocent people, as ordered by Kirei's Command Spells. Seeing how he was used the whole time just enrages him further, and he swears to kill Kirei.

Kirei meanwhile confronts Hideo about his little attempt to take the belt from Kirei with Ingurland, and asks for a title match with Jensen now that, to Hideo's knowledge, it'd be impossible to get the Holy Belt.

Jensen manages to retain the title just barely, and Date and Raiden show up to arrest him, however Dimitri also appears in a rage, and Date & Raiden try to hold him off. As Kirei tries to escape, Punished Narukami Yu appears as well with an intent to kill despair. Lamenting having to waste it, Kirei uses his last command seal to tell Kirei to hold them off.

Episode 12
As Raiden takes Narukami away, Kirei appears to kill Date, but Dimitri wakes up and uses his Tempest Lance on him. Dimitri leaves, his battle now finished. Kirei, however, reminds Date that on focusing to capture him, the death game will reach it's conclusion soon enough, and thus his plan will be fulfilled. Kirei laughs and laughs, and laughs as he's taken away by security.

And as foretold, Kirei massacres Security Guard Joe and escapes prison, just in time for the death game's tragic conclusion. After BANS reveals how Kirei saved him and made him second lord of hell, as the universe collapses at the tragic end of the death game, to hold the ceremony to transfer BANS into the body of Miles Edgeworth, Kire's the last thing seen by the rescue party before they leave the crumbling Universe 2K20.

Season 6
Nobody has seen Kirei or anyone from the death game since the incident, and as such are presumed dead. However...

Episode 3
Kirei appears along with BANS during the takeover, being his second in command.

Episode 4

Kirei meets Hideo once again, and with the other rioters, force him to book the show they want.

He talks to BANS about testing his new body and how little time they have left to escape before "they" use their last resort.

After Broken Man's fight, BANS and Kirei leave taking all those who pledged allegiance with him, just before the deployment of Rumble-17.

Episode 5

12 years in the future, as his right hand man, Kirei leads large parts of the forces of the BANS Army to wage war against The Three Kings and Sminem Corp.

Episode 7

While BANS is having a meeting with the one known as "Dark Serge", the sudden invasion to Serge's Fort by The Final Resistance proves an occasion for Serge to show himself worthy of being one of high ranks of BANS Army. BANS and Kirei leave for Serge to take care of it with his own men.

Episode 10

BANS and Kirei decide to hire Johnny Gat due to his potential, and give him a demonic arm created by their scientists.

Episode 12

Silently stands next to BANS as he deals with God-Emperor II, the greatest assassin of the chaos army.

Episode 13
Greets Rean Schwarzer and Albus Bernstein to the BANS Army HQ, as the two were invited to help train their recruits. Afterwards, he gets to teach their rabbit girls.

Episode 15

At Coolsville Arena, BANS and Kirei have a meeting to discuss their goal, their top priority is to gather the belts, and once the night ends, their focus should be on taking over the arena itself.

Episode 17

Finally, Dimitri meets Kirei again, after holding back for so long, holding to not give in to the rage, Dimitri finally gets his chance at revenge for everything that was done to him. The priest is far superior in skill to him and the match is close to ending in his favor at any time, but he finally lets it out after 12 years, all the rage had to give, and finally defeats and kills Kirei for good.

Season 0
A priest who works for the Holy Church. His desire is set on obtaining all of the titles, and perhaps that will give him some joy.

Episode 1

Gets interviewed before his EC match; he plans to exit the chamber victorious and walk right into the royal rumble. And soon enought, all of the company's titles will be his.

With two eliminations each, Kotomine Kirei and Geralt are the last two in the chamber, and after a long struggle and some luck, Geralt manages to come out on top, winning the King of Jobbers Title.

Episode 2

Almost wins the KoJ title, but he is pinned by Max Payne.

Episode 9

Kirei visits the GM Office with a very important offer: the only way to keep the company afloat, if he doesn't want any "rumored incidents" to come to him without any safety net. And whilst Vitalik compliments him for his attempt, he knows his tricks and won't let him get into his head, and counters him with the fact that he already has his allies and his ambitions have no legitimacy. Kirei calls him a fool for the talents he has assembled is praiseworthy and vast, soon making everyone in this company thirsting to be under their flag; but as Vitalik's answer doesn't change, Kirei has to express that his RAW show will burn to a crisp under his regrets.

Before Kirei leaves, Vitalik has one last idea; a chance to meet and propose his idea to one of their best wrestlers, as he also carries a great deal of influence. Kirei agrees, and the chance to meet him is, of course, a match.

Episode 12

After Vitalik rejects his offer, Kotomine Kirei begins his "project" on his own, garnering a network of collaborators, but to really bring it up he'll need the approval of The Old Council, and goes to the retirement home. After a handshake, Kirei affirms he needs it a approved by any means necessary despite The Council's urgent checkers match, and amidst the confusion brought at 5PM and lost dentures (Greg spins in the background), the only sounds produced when Kirei asks for objections is one of them shitting their pants. With the council's full support, the next step is at hand, and Coolsville will soon rejoice...

Episode 14

Somehow, the fixers he had an arrangement with all died, a surprising twist at their age. But he already secured their approval, and his plan is already in motion. In some time, Coolsville will never be the same...

Season 7
A priest who can't seem to feel any joy, beyond causing suffering to others.

He seeks to form The Holy Belt.

Episode 2

Overhears Maximillion Pegasus talking to himself about his goal to form the Holy Belt, and challenges him to a battle that, were him to win, they would become a tag team.

He wins the fight after Pegasus does strangely poor in the ring, something unusual for him, being forced into the priest's plot.

Episode 4-6

Pegasus keeps throwing fights, which makes Kirei assure him that one day, he'll let him have all the suffering he can make.

Off-Season 7
Episode 15

Feats

 * On S2E8.5, was the first on the Elimination Chamber and lasted until the end when he fucking won. What a chad.
 * The chad priest does it again, beat V and is on his way to the title
 * Turned an off-season match that OP was forced to do because Janny was unable to play XCOM into a canon match via MITB cash-in, and winning it all just to make OP suffer. Yorokobe Shonen.
 * Actually beat Mr. Bones' avatar La Parka holy shit.
 * And summoned La Parka II, All The World's Evils, by doing so.
 * Is generally a jobber except when it comes to fucking other people over, or when it's a plot match, in which case he gets nigh-unlimited plot armor to win matches.
 * 'ates Abortion
 * Luvs tofu
 * Simple as
 * is evil
 * Ranked 25th place in Season 0's Popularity Poll〈016 votes〉.

Trivia

 * HOMOS BTFO
 * DEMONS BTFO
 * Probably, no, DEFINITELY has the best entrance in TFR.
 * MADE OP SUFFER BY INTERRUPTING A NON-CANON MATCH AND MAKING IT CANON
 * BTFO'D DAN
 * His post-TS design is based on SMT's Rasputin due to Rasputin taking over Kirei's body in Fate media.
 * PAMEEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA! WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!