Edward Richtofen (Primis)

"I see Kirigiri in the audience! I can't lose tonight!"

- Richtofen, as he cucks OP out of his waifu

Edward Richtofen is a German scientist in the Call of Duty Zombies storyline, for some reason (probably timeline fuckery) he has somehow made it into the world of TFR. In fact, it seems that both Richtofens from both Primis and Ultimis have somehow turned up. Notably, they spend most of their time making people SEETHE (usually OP) by cucking them of their waifus.

The Rundown™
There are two major timelines in COD Zombies from which all subsequent "fractures" (timelines) and dimensions deviate from: Primis and Ultimis. There is a constant: Edward Richtofen is a member of Group 935, a research group dedicated to analysis and distribution of Element 115, which are space rocks sent by ayy lmaos called Apothicons to destroy universes.

Ultimis Richtofen uses the magic rocks for his own gain, hijacks a loli's body to control zombies, rules the world for a few decades, gets punted into a zombie's body, gets used by Primis Richtofen, and dies with the universe.

Primis Richtofen goes on a magical journey across dimensions and fractures to collect souls and stop the ayys from destroying all creation. Some of him die, some of him live, and the fate of the CODZ multiverse remains unknown. He was the nicest one.

Both Richtofens arrive in The Final Resistance, where Ultimis bonds with a purple-haired gal and dies at the hands of Mundus. Primis arrives later, along with another Kirigiri, and survives the Bog invasion. Now, perhaps, The Final Rumble will progress his quest. For all he does, he does to secure a better tomorrow.

Debut in Off Season 1: "The Final Resistance"
Seen in the XCOM 2 "The Final Resistance" storyline, one Richtofen appeared early on, and established himself as a grade A jobber, missing nearly every shot and dabbing on the mission photo in his debut mission. What cemented him in history is his apparent love of what turned out to be OP 's waifu: Kyoko Kirigiri.

Soon after, this Richtofen (alongside Raiden, Kirigiri, Majima, and Sminem) died in a black site raid.

Unexpectedly (and much to OP 's anger), later on ANOTHER Richtofen turned up, and this time focused on the waifu picked to be brought in by chat because "we need more waifus in XCOM": Aigis (among others brought in).

Return to Season 2
Richtofen has brought himself to the ring, debuting himself to be some sort of a villain type character, introducing himself by taking out Brendan Fraser backstage to bring himself into the Elimination Chamber.

Later on there was a match between him and Dr Piccolo to determine who was the better doctor, as it turns out Richtofen must've been behind on his medication, as Doc provided him the daily dose. During the qualifiers for the /v/ Championship Belt, Richtofen introduced his wife Kirigiri to the stage much to OPs anger. Kirigiri gave him the power and support he needed in order to defeat the Chosen Hunter, despite Hunter having the power of incel rage from seeing a woman with another man.

During the Royal Rumble, Richtofen got eliminated basically instantly, it's theorised he entered just to photobomb the match (and make OP rage), and go out so he can head home just in time to bang Kirigiri.

As it turns out, the mysterious hooded woman was not Kirigiri, but, in fact, an unknown entity (probably Samantha Maxis) inhabiting her body, with the soul safely stashed away in the Summoning Key. So for the last few weeks Richtofen fucked a corpse.

Earlier in Episode 6, Adachi demanded Kirigiri, or else Richtofen would "face the gamer's fury". At first, dismissive of the claim, the Doctor brought Adachi to the ring to fuck him up and return to his corpse with child's soul fucking mission. Unfortunately, turns out the bringing of the "Mysterious Entity" took out more of Richtofen's powers than he had previously thought, and thus was knocked out by Adachi. (Chat detectives believe that  only within the vicinity of each other  can both Richtofen and Kirigiri act, seeing as the only win Richtofen had was when Kirigiri showed up.)

Wins

 * 1) [S2E3] vs Chosen Hunter (with his wife Kirigiri cheering him on from the side of the ring)

Loses

 * 1) [S2E1] Elimination Chamber: (Replacing Brendan Fraser) against Fred, Gordon, Wesker, Majima and Nero: 2nd to be Eliminated
 * 2) [S2E2] vs Dr Piccolo
 * 3) [S2E3]  Money in the Ladder - Serge vs Senator Armstrong vs Battler vs Ruber vs 47 vs Steve:  Senator Armstrong 
 * 4) [S2E4] Royal Rumble: King of /v/ Championship Title Match - Raiden
 * 5) [S2E7] vs Tohru Adachi

Feats
RECORD: [1|4]
 * In an unofficial match, Richtofen defeated OP, causing him to seethe for  10 straight minutes


 * OP 's status: 100% S E T H I GOP CUCKED AGAIN.png

Finisher and Signature Moves
"DG-4 (Spear, harnessing the power of SETHIG OP) "