File:Drake Bell Speech 3.ogg

Summary
Drake Bell's 3rd speech, in the final of the /v/ Tournament.

Transcription
"Well, well well. Look who made it. You know who did? I DID. Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna become the shampion. Thanks to my friend Brendan and his $50 buck donation, and I bet you wondering, where is that $50 buck donation? Well, I used it to train at the WMCA because, you know, I'm dead poor. And, good news: My brother, Josh, agreed to hang out with me if I won the shampionship. So, Ricardo. I don't care who you are. But know this: That belt belongs to me, so back up, fairy boy, because I'm the master of this ring. And before I go, I just have one thing to say: FUCK debt, FUCK banks, and FUUUCK Nickelodeon."