Ushiromiya Kinzo

A character from Umineko no Naku Koro ni.

Patriarch of the Ushiromiya Family
Ushiromiya Kinzo is Battler's grandfather and the patriarch of the Ushiromiya family and all it's riches. Legend says he has several tons of gold hidden.

Season 1
Kinzo was also a great wrestler back in the day under the name Goldsmith, he was a legend in the ring known for his powerful and flashy moves. To keep the legacy of his name going, he trained Battler to be his successor in the secret Rokkenjima Ring, but given Battler's affinity with the family, it wasn't the most dedicated training, yet nevertheless Battler took a few things from him like the signature Shining Wizard.

Episode 8

The grandfather of Battler, having enough of his grandson's jobbing the family name down, came in and gave him an ultimatum:

Either win against him in a match and become the Lord of Rokkenjima, proving to Kinzo that he has to power to keep wrestling, or lose and to go back to The Golden Land.

With this against him, Battler realized the, that Kinzo was already dead (inside), and proceeded to beat the seven shades of shit out of his grandfather, earning the love of the audience and the title of Golden Sorcerer (and a cool cape).

Season 2
On Season 2, he returned in the King of Jobbers Title Championship.

It is unknown if this is the real Kinzo, it may be, in fact, Colonel Sanders. The truth remains unknown.

Episode 6
When he was called to see what the hell was wrong with Battler, he tried and tried to draw him out, but ultimately having failed, he began to blame himself and all the wrongs that he had done to his family. When deciding to leave behind was drawn into the now open room and a gun sound was heard. Kinzo Ushiromiya was found dead the next morning.

Episode 10
In reality, Agent 47 had prepared a piece of lasagna with small bombs and detonated it when he got inside the room, with nobody inside. The reason was to make people believe that Black Battler was inside and make people believe it was him, so the lie would become truth.

Season 0
Ushiromiya Kinzo is the head of the Ushiromiya family, and an old but very experienced wrestler.

Seeing his grandson try to take the mantle on the Ushiromiya's wrestling legacy has filled him with joy, and he will work hard to train him into becoming a great wrestler some day. Although for the time being...

Episode 1
Battler is all ready for his match, but Kinzo tells him to calm down, despite being overjoyed in the Ushiromiya's wrestling legacy living on. Battler instead has other ideas of how it should go, with him fondling the breasts of female fans every show... Kinzo shuts him up asking if he's really doing it for Ange after all, but then he is reminded of Beatoriche himself...

Anyways, Genji got a real, top of the card wrestler for Battler to fight as his first real opponent, for the mere price of 500 balloons. Battler is overwhelmed and can't do even a single signature move against him.

Episode 2
Somewhat disappointed, Kinzo gets someone a bit more midcard for Battler to fight with. However, not a single finisher is landed on his part and the guy proves to be somewhat too mid.

Episode 3

Disappointment settling in, Kinzo looks for the lowest carder, midgetest, twinkiest person he can find before concluding Battler as too incompetent to wrestle.

It's not an easy fight, but Battler manages to land his first finisher, and land his first win.

Episode 5

Selling that good, Battler is content with putting a great show that Ange must've loved, and the ladies gotta love his athleticism. Even Kinzo is stunned and can't say a thing... because he got somehow pinned by goddamn thin air. He needs to train even harder, and has used his connections to make a perfect opponent for him.

Season 7
Kinzo continues trying to get Battler to be a decent wrestler, but decides to take the dust out of his bones and get back into the professional ring.

Feats

 * Likes to rape. BUT IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL BEATORICHEEEEE.
 * Gave the chucklefucks at KFC marketing the ok to make a KFC VN.
 * Was killed by Agent 47. KIG.
 * Will have Beatoriche sit on him.
 * WILL have Beato enjoy the colonel's seven secret spices before she sits on him.
 * Made magic real by making Phoenix Wright float in the air.

Trivia

 * May also be the owner of KFC.
 * KFC is real
 * KFC is not real
 * When he died all KFC chicken vanished with him. This has caused crime rates in Detroit, Hell to skyrocket.
 * Now that he's back, reported KWAB estimate had decreased considerably.