Cam on Ingurland

"*DRUM PERCUSSION*CAM ON*BAM BAM*INGERLAND*BAM BAM*SCOAR*BAM BAM*SAM FAKIN*BAM BAM*GAAAAAAAAALS"Tha bloody Übermensch ah' de Anglo race. Dis absolute Mad-Lad is node fer his proper worship o' de feckin-ancient sport o' FOOTY. Dis lad is de most leg-en-dary supporter av' ol' Blightly in 'istory, 'is fuv player bein' Toy-rone Nuh-gum-du, anover proper English lad.

Tee-Eff-Arr 'Eason 4
Now 'es cum ter battle it oyt in Tee-Eff-Arr fer ah chance ter TAKE IT 'OME BRUV.

Episode 8
'''E' FECKIN DID 'ET! 'E'S TAKEN IT HOME DAH MAD CUNT!!!'''

Episode 9
'is incredable feat 'as made 'imself de new Kin' av Ingurlan', an' wot's more, yer man cud pure well be de reincarnashun av' 'enry VIII.

Episode 11
He woon the Money in the Bank.

Tee-Eff-Arr 'Eason 5
Gaht da buhlt from dat kee-ray guy tah keep it soife, but da cunt neva repaid de favah.

Tee-Eff-Arr 'Eason 6
Da king's back tah 'is nashun, but eet 'ets nuhkid, fekin coonts.

Feats

 * Represented /sp/ in 'Eason 4's ☀Kin' o' Tha Highland Flin' Tournament
 * May in fact be 'un av de strongest bloody-Madmen due ter 'idin' Pheenix Wroight, who clubbed a nano-machines Armstrong, who in a go beat 'UNK.
 * Kin' av Tha Rin' IN 'IS FIRST BLOODY 'EASON.

Trivia

 * 'ate foreigners
 * 'ate argies
 * fookin 'ate pikeys
 * 'ate the EU
 * 'ate women
 * 'ate queers
 * 'ate council tax
 * 'ate the pigs
 * 'ate vegetables
 * 'ate water
 * 'ate walking
 * 'ate BBC 2
 * 'ate posh twats
 * 'ate Sheffield Wednesday
 * Luv Engerlund
 * Luv footy
 * Luv the missus
 * Luv pie and chips
 * Luv lager
 * Luv ITV
 * Simple as.
 * ITS FACKIN CAM 'OME LADS!
 * 'ow can i be racist if Black Ref is me favourite ref?