Chris Redfield

"LEON, FUCK MY SISTER!"

- Chris Redfield, attempting to get Leon to do something he would never agree to

Chris Redfield, agent of S.T.A.R.S, the man, the myth, the legend, the boulder puncher. Every day, he attempts to get Leon on his side, but to no avail, for the man's Yellow Fever is unbreakable. Only when the Bogdanoffs or other threats descend upon the world to wreak havoc is Leon willing to work with him. Has a loyal Therapist as a friend and manager.

The S.T.A.R.S. Agent
Soldier by career since a young age, Christian Redfield, as part of the S.T.A.R.S. was involved in the Mansion Incident. Afterwards, Chris was determined to put a stop to Umbrella once and for all.

Season 1
Some time later, he heard Wesker was participating in TFR, but more importantly, Leon, who had been rejecting Claire for years, was there too. Determined to end Wesker and obtain the nut, he sets fort on a new mission.

Chris would fight fiercely for concepts such as the idea of concept in the reproduction of the species being naive, eugenics, and the right for the strong to take what they must. He fights fiercely for this, to continue the Redfield family, and for his sister Claire.

Episode 1

He would eventually gain the coveted Case and and celebrate his victory.

However, mere moments later, he and Leon in a fierce discussion would be forced into the ring by an attacking Mr. X, who despite being defeated miraculously, would actually lose on purpose while distracting them for The Case to be stolen.

Episode 2

The demonic swordman, Vergil, teams up with Chris to witness his legendary boulder-punching power, and in response "Dante" helps the drunken Leon. Vergil sensed something wrong, just before he could figure it out, "Dante" hit Chris right in the boulders, losing the match for Leon and giving Chris another reason for Leon to fuck his sister.

Episode 4

Mr. X attacks Leon and Chris again and defeats them.

Episode 5

After suffering great distress from losing the case and being repeatedly beat by a hulking mass of bioweapon, Redfield's family therapist, a doctor who is open to extreme methods, finds him the perfect something to take his frustration on: some random asian guy.

Not being enough, the doctor prescribes him something harder: a does of teaming up, so they both take on the team of Sminem's investigators and gives hobo phoenix a good KO with his boulder punching.

Episode 8

Just when things start to look brighter, something far greater than him surfaces: The Bogdanoff threat. At that point, the Therapist helps Chris and Leon make out their differences and work together to help put a stop to the Bog menace. In the end, they both decide that they've become good friends and that Leon's Sperm is ultimately out of their hands, so they give it to the ones that really deserve putting it to good use: The ladies

Season 2
After putting aside differences with Leon (and more importantly, slightly diminished interest in making Chris Jr), they are now on friendlier terms, and the FMS Vs NWF battler is over.

Episode 1

Redfield's Therapist found Chris unconscious in the ground while walking backstage, and called an ambulance. Who could have done this...?

Episode 4

His therapist states the condition of Chris and offers to beat the ass of whoever caused this, but the transmission is hijacked and the following is revealed:

After getting FUCKING DESTROYED by Todd Howard, Chris Redfield is now in a coma due to Todd's mind-link, and Todd is, ironically, sucking him dry.

Season 3
Having the source of the Mind-Link been destroyed, Chris eventually woke up from his coma and prepares to get back into the ring, and get back into finding a boyfriend who will fuck his sister.

Episode 0

Preparing to fight the good ol' Leon again for old times' sake, someone or something didn't care for their plan, as reality starts distorting before their eyes during the match. They seem to have landed in a different reality or timelapse.

Episode 1

The time travelling rival teams now finally have their match, with Team FMS proving that it was the strongest all along.

Episode 4

Chris gets to relieve the days of fighting Wesker once again, and punch him equally as hard as back then.

Episode 5

After a few weeks of time hopping, Battler defeated Chris-chan and used The Focusing Stone, fixing the space-time continuum and returning everyone to the present. Well, almost.

Episode 7

Punches the shit out of that /v/ twink to get his title chance.

Episode 8

A team match of the current champions against their contenders

Episode 9

However, the inclusion of Dan Schneider into the match stole his shot.

Season 4
Safe from time shenanigans, Chris is now keeping an extra watchful eye on his sister to ensure the utmost quality for the Redfield lineage.

Episode 2

Him and his sister enter the Mixed Match Challenge for a chance to win and some lucky man to want his sister, but a pair of childhood friends stole the chance from him.

Episode 8

Fred faces Chris for a title shot and manages to defeat the hulking muscle gorilla and survive his deadly boulder smashes.

Episode 10

Was one of Kojima's chosen and was left in the Universe 2K20, safe from The Final Impact.

Season 5
Chris has finally given up on every bit of hope of the Redfield-Kennedy lineage, and has made several dating site profiles of his sister, to little success.

Episode 7

Ruber and Dutch faces the therapy and use dirty tactics to win

Episode 9
After Date Kaname and Raiden try to arrest Kotomine Kirei on his church on the hill, and he subsequently summons a boulder with magecraft to run them over, Date calls out to Chris who saves them and tries to take the boulder on himself, but this boulder was too powerful, and overpowers Chris, killing him.

Episode 12

In the (non-canon) good ending, Chris is seen along the ones welcoming Ushiromiya Battler to the Golden Land.

Season 6
Leon makes a vow to try and stay sober now that Chris is gone for good.

Episode 1
Somehow, Chris returned and more decided than ever to make Leon FUCK HIS FUCKING SISTER DO IT ALREADY YOU DRUNK TWINK.

Episode 2
Comes back from the hospital and after knocking out Leon, and kills Ada under suspicion of milking Leon dry.

Episode 3

Gets into an argument and a fight with Fred Jones due to his actions over his fears of Claire Redfield going down the cat-lady path.

Episode 4

Gets brought by Hideo along with others to the room of the Rumble-17 Project, where Comrade Mario activates the machine, starting The Final RumbleTM.

Episode 5

Chris now works for The Three Kings since The Disaster as they provide him with resources to hunt down Ethan Winters now that Leon's all dried up.

Episode 6
He is stationed along with Albert Wesker on Tazuna Industries as bodyguards when it is invaded by The Final Resistance. He receives orders from Wesker to engage.

Intercepts Raiden on his way and tries to check if he still has functioning "parts" for his sister. Raiden takes advantage of this to defeat Chris.

However, Tazuna Joe defeats Date Kaname and manages to escape with him and Wesker.

Episode 9
Chris finds Fred Jones lurking on The Factory and captures him, confusing him with Winters.

Episode 11

Leon and Rance invade Chris' Milking Dungeon and challenge him and Boomer. Rance defeats Boomer, but Leon gets his jaw broken with a pure strike and is unable to save Fred

Episode 13

Chris fights Narushima Koga and Bevi for the title, but retains it.

Episode 15 While Chris is fighting Kuzunoha Raidou, Leon and Redfield's Therapist break into his dungeon and liberate "Fred", who is convinced he is Ethan Winters.

Episode 16
When the real Fred Jones wakes up in The Basedment, Bevi explains to him that there was a secret group working right under The Kings, The Resistance, and BANS Army with their own goal to accomplish, with Chris being part of them: Men With a Plan, the goal of the "oracle of LEON!", the humanity ascension PLAN and the wish for claire to become the mother of a new humanity in which everyone is a Redfield-Kennedy.

Episode 17

Rean Schwarzer breaks into the basedment and stops their plan.

Later on the Cosmic Egg, Leon, Therapist and "Fred" meet with Fred as Chris comes for him. After the initial confusion, Therapist tries to fight Chris' brainwashing, but gets a pure strike and can't bring him back.

Season 0
Chris Redfield, a former S.T.A.R.S. Agent and now employed by an agency to combat bio-terrorism, is a man sent on a top-priority mission to Coolsville, and nothing is going to get in his way, not even a mutated, matrix-moving motherfucker.

Episode 1

Chris deploys with his 3-manned squad after reaching the Coolsville Arena. His first and second squadmates report they are in position, but the third member has gone silent, which he chalks up to device malfunction. Soon after he spots Wesker leaving after interacting with van. Chris questions the driver who is none other than Dan "Man With A Van" Schneider, who gets a pure strike and tells that Wesker must be in his office.

Episode 2
Chris arrives at the RCPD and breaks into Wesker's S.T.A.R.S. office to find him with the case around his ankles. Just when he's about to get it, massive steps resonate as Wesker claims that it's "his problem now" and runs for it, but Chris' path is stopped by a Massive Man. This guy proves too much even for Chris.

Episode 3

Chris falls to this bald man's massive size, but before anything happens, police sirens start sounding (they are in a police station after all). The man drops his fists now that it's over, and stating that neither of them knowing what's really going on, he'll just keep doing what the boss tell him, and maybe they'll meet once he comes out of the slammer, calmly walking outside. Confused by what just happened, Chris gets his shit together and returns to Wesker's trail.

Episode 4
Wesker returns to the Coolsville Arena, where Chris ambushes him and asks for the Briefcase, but Wesker refuses do to its "relevant material content" and tries to leave for a "meeting", but Chris blocks his path before he can pass it on. Despite Chris' boulder breaking muscles, Wesker's matrix shit is too much for him, and both reach their limit and collapse at the end of the fight.

With barely any strength left, just then, Chris spots a man walking away with the case, and follows him inside the suspicious van in the parking lot. What he finds, is somehow an entire dungeon inside that defies logic. The driver, Dan Schneider, shows himself again to tell Chris that he is in his domain now, and Chris starts falling into a dream...

Episode 5

In his past, he was an orphan resident at Kasai's Orphanage, along with his sister.

In an underground prison cell laid Chris sleeping, along with the similarly incarcerated Date Kaname. Through his and Aiba's doing, they get the guard Joe to open the gate and the boulder blocking the entrance rolling towards the still knocked out boulder puncher. Chris' instincts flare up and, getting up with a scream, he destroys the boulder in one swift strike, all the while still being asleep. Date gets his so desired mag, and leaves.

Episode 6

Piers, Enrico, and Chris finally reunite together. Chris briefs them on how he found an underground ring that likely has their objective while investigating Wesker, was captured, and was able to get away after they were careless. They still have a missing squadmate that they need to find, but as Enrico suggests, with their comms fixed splitting up is the most effective method. Enrico decides to tackle the underground den, and Piers will look the rooftops, so Chris decides to scout ground level. Chris wishes everyone good luck on their mission.

Episode 7

Chris checks on Enrico and Piers, who have nothing to report yet, as well as Chris hasn't (but he's got a few reps in in the meantime). Enrico encounters Wesker, and despite Piers offer to help and Chris duty to protect his squad, Enrico's intense courage in his words has him going solo with the rest acknowledging the cannot be stopped, and Piers overhears a conversation and engages hostile targets as well without Chris being close enough to make it in time.

Episode 8
Defeated, Date and Piers are about to suffer the full power of The Man With The Van's 300 bucks course for free, but Chris shows up and they flee. Piers is fine, and Chris meets Date (for the first time while awake), who is quite sad at not getting Van's treatment and leaves. Meanwhile Enrico arrives with a captured WESKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR. Pursuing the fleeing targets, Chris tries to open Dan's Van only to find nothing, so he asks Wesker and his pitiful new shades to open it for them.

Once inside, they split up to explore the huge place. Chris takes the right side, while Enrico keeps exploring forward and Piers goes left. Outside, Wesker is left tied up, but a shady figure shows up behind him and... Chris finds what looks to be some kind of room or cell and finds a business card in the floor belonging to hostess "Big Pussy" from Chuck's Suck & Fuck, but after taking it Big Pussy himself shows up to take it back. The fight proves difficult to Chris as Big Pussy was too agile for Chris' Boulder Punches to land, but eventually he manages to hit it and end him with a powerslam. Big Pussy makes up with him afterwards and leaves hurriedly.

Chris notices the radio is off again, and heads to regroup personally. He hears Enrico's voice... and finds him badly injured near the entrance area... and Enrico says that someone in their squad... is a traitor. Before Chris can help him, Enrico screams "DOUBLE CROSSER" and a shot comes from further down the center path, killing Enrico."Ah... Hell... Yeah......."Chris sneaks and observes the shooter while he is talking on the phone. Yeah, I've got all the evidence.

They'll be wrapped around my finger in no time.

I've worked hard for this. I've even betrayed people. But It'll all be worth it soon enough. Instantly recognizing the voice, Chris figured why the last member of their squad had disappeared, he was the traitor all along: Phoenix Wrong. Chris rushes at him, but he escapes through a passage in the cave-like area and a stone door closes behind him.

Date shows up while "investigating" the place and is informed of Enrico's death. He hasn't had any luck finding clues in the cave (while porno mags drop from his pockets), so all Chris has as a lead is Big Pussy's business card. Date recognizes the place of the card and can lead the way there, while Chris arranges for Enrico's body to be taken out and the place be investigated further. Date is disappointed he won't be able to "investigate" further, and Aiba will make sure to burn the mags in his sleep.

Episode 9
With their only direction being a business card, Chris still suffers over the death of Enrico by their own squadmate Wrong, and personally responsibilizes for the fate of anyone in his squad, Piers noting that he attacked just as their comms went down again. Despite the way things go, the only way is forwards, and they arrive to Chuck's to notice the place crumbling after being struck by a truck.

Thinking they may have known of their coming, Piers leaves to check for victims, and Chris notices one... but not just anyone, it is someone with beautifur genes... Leon Kennedy, just like he heard from his sister. Leon's friend, Fred Jones, comes rushing down and attributes whatever happened to Chris, leaving him no room but to subdue him.

In the middle of the match just as Fred is going hard at Chris, Majima Goro gets off from the truck and invades the match, making it a free-for-all. Fred then realized Chris didn't really want to fight (but kept going because it was a good match), and after Majima stuns Chris, Fred takes the chance to pin and defeat him.

After hearing reports about the president from the escaped club-goers, Ooishi Kuraudo and Suou Katsuya from the CPD arrive at the scene and stop everyone. Ooishi tells Katsuya to gather testimonies while he investigates the bodies, and the rest of the force to capture the shimano guy; although Majima is annoyed he had to do whatever it takes for the boss, he gives himself in and pays a visit to his bro.

Fred compliments Chris' punching technique after realizing he wasn't the one who hurt Leon and apologizes for the quick judgement, then rushes Leon to the hospital.

Meanwhile, Katsuya is done gathering the testimonies and is annoyed at how troublesome the case already is with just the president being in such an establishment, and is sad that he won't be able to bake a morning cake to his brother as he goes to check on Ooishi. In the crime scene, Ooishi... acts strange and acts to borrow Katsuya's notes.

Chris personally confronts Chuck about the hostess card he found in the dungeon that implies them on underground criminal activities... and possibly Chuck himself, but Cum Bucket steps in to ask for some compassion to not ask such things after all that's happened. After everything he lost, Chris is at his temper's end and ready to throw punches with him, but Cum Bucket is a pacifist, and before Chris loses it, Chuck accedes to talk tomorrow; since he has people willing to stand for him, Chris decides to give him the benefit of the doubt, but makes it clear that he will take drastic measures beyond that deadline.

Episode 10

After his superiors refuse to brief him completely on the mission objective, Chris is decided to find what Enrico died for, what Wrong betrayed them for, and for that he'll even go to a place where squads such as his' (and everybody else really) were not allowed to come: NXT. Through the unnatural solitude permeating the place, he finds The Cagist who, surprisingly, wasn't aware of him coming at all. In a moment, he goes and returns now aware that he's not Vince's sending and his real reason for coming.

Cagist was gonna put him against one of his new hires for the info, but Vince already laid them all off... Once upon a time, NXT was supposed to TakeOver the world; they hired all the indies, came up with NXT rules for every single match, and yet the ratings kept falling. Vince fired everyone under 6'0, their budget went into tarp maintenance, and Steph hasn't given him a day of rest since. Chris tells him that NXT rules don't allow any roster diversity, but either way Vince won't let him have anyone for more than a night; so instead Chris tells him to hire them on one-night deals, and more than that, have them have multiple matches per night. With that, Cagist finally figures what he needs: A tournament created by the King of Kings, and with such great help, Cagist happily hands over the information Chris wants...

Heading to Chuck's to get the confession he was promised from the man himself, he finds instead a cast of cops and The Eden's workers in distress observing as the building burns up. Kyle Hyde is on the phone with his boss about the possible perpetrator, and laments he won't be able to help Wright without the info once the call ends. Officer Suou wonders where Ooishi could have gone and why he hasn't alerted the firefighters, while Extra considers letting his dream burn out before Walter cheers him up and Date cries in despair at the burning material. Chris doesn't sit idly and breaks into the burning hellscape where he finds Phoenix Wrong, having removed his God's Son disguise, who claims he's being reborn through the fire; Chris tells him to stop his delusions and go back to his past self, but Wrong's response pisses Chris enough to lunge at him uncaring of the fiery death surrounding them.

After defeating him, Chris tells him to go with him or have both of them burn to death, but Phoenix won't accept failing his rebirth and nervously searches a way to escape. Before he gives in and talks about Enrico's death, Piers breaks into the building and fires shots at Wrong to take revenge, missing all and being stopped by Chris, which gives Wrong an oppening to escape. Once outside, Chris just tells Piers everything that has happened is his fault, and blames himself for Enrico and Wrong's fates. Chuck arrives and falls on his knees before crying about losing everything despite having plans to rebuild the place, which enrages Chris and makes him Chuck's confession out of him: Chuck's was involved with the underground pornography ring Chris had faced, which was run by Heavyweight, a lieutenant of the very Shimano Family that provided the president's security.

Episode 11

After Chuck's confession, Chris and Piers joined by Date head to the underground offices where the underground porn ring was run and Heavyweight was currently hiding. Chris guesses they must be the ones in possession of their objective after dealing with Wesker, and after it all that's left is dealing with Wrong, who must be connected to all this. Heavyweight shows up, looking at his lowest point since Shimano cut them out, and orders his men Darkholme and Schneider to go all out, while Date tries to hold him down.

Chris and Piers stop his henchmen, but Heavyweight is able to use his stocky build to go over Date. However, having exerted all resistance that he could, Heavyweight gives up since they don't even have a reason to fight anymore. Chris breaks into a rage and punches him while asking incoherent questions like if they've dealt with any strange material lately (which Date is very interested about), but Piers gets him to calm down, and Chris offers him a deal: If he reveals information about the steel case, he won't be in the same cell as the 7 criminals from the night of 1992; Heavyweight however never saw any cases, and Shimano would have taken it from him even if he had it. Heavyweight tries to escape prison, but Ooishi arrives by a myriad of police officers and takes him to the station, while Katsuya stays and gathers witness testimonies. Date leaves to help the police (and gether "material") while Piers quietly asks Chris that since their objective might not even be in Coolsville anymore or may not even exist, they should return home to rest and report that Wrong went rogue... together. But Chris can't accept, for the sake of his squad.

Episode 12

Contacting his Boss, 'Alpha' informs him of the situation on Wrong, but his boss affirms that traitors to the cause are as good as traitors to the US and will not go unpunished. Chris starts to doubt on their strength to go on, and even on his will, but the Boss assures him that he must prevail for the sake of the country and informs him of new leads regarding the objective: not only is Shimano Futoshi the man with it, he's the very man who ordered the hit on the president. The Boss remarks that letting the japanese in was a mistake with all their sins in the Land of the Free... but if his ultimate goal is to erode the Land of Opportunity, only Alpha can stop him. Thinking of the bald eagle and the 50 stars gave Chris the strength he was missing, even if "I'm Not A Hero™" he must become one for U S of A, and the call ends.

Season 7
Chris just fucking wants one thing: for Leon to FUCK HIS DAMN SISTER. It already feels like has been doing it for decades for some reason but he still doesn't fucking accept. Chris will never rest until his sister is fucked enough to continue the Redfield legacy.

Episode 1

Chris tries to throw down the Locker Room's door as Leon hides hopelessly trying to run away from Chris once more. However, Dutch appears and offers a... "mutually beneficial business relationship" to Leon in exchange for getting him out of here. Leon begrudgingly accepts being choiceless and hides in The Vents while Dutch tells Chris Leon is nowhere close.

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Chris apparently is on a rampage ever since Leon disappeared.

Episode 3

Chris aggressively interrogates Hijiri Jyoji after being repeatedly told by several people that he's missing. In his anger he catches the attention of The Janitor, who gives him a ban from the arena for one week, but this just angers Chris more. The Janitor then proceeds to be competent for once and did his job, or rather did not job.

Episode 4

Dutch begs Arthur to reconsider as Ruber is tempting him with a place that is "better than Tahiti" called Camelot. When Arthur INSISTS, Dutch leaves, and Chris appears after being told by "someone" that Arthur is the one who kidnapped Leon.

Episode 5

Chris is losing it ever since Leon disappeared and has seemingly lost the ability to just pure strike twinks into pulp. He just doesn't believe he can wein again until Redfield's Therapist suggests him to think of the opponent as Ada, but not even that works.

Episode 6

Seemingly out of options, Therapist gets Raiden to give him a VR set and Chris is reinvigorated by seeing Leon again, beating the coomer cyborg.

Episode 8

He even manages to win a Battle Royale where he saw SEVEN Leons!

Episode 9

He fights a pure striking VR Leon who hits way too hard for a drunk twink.

Feats

 * Accomplices in attempts of Consent
 * Albert Wesker
 * Boomer
 * Claire Redfield
 * Commissioner James "Jim" Worthington Gordon
 * Dutch Van Der Linde
 * "(The)Rapist"
 * Has a deadly Boulder Punch to which few wrestlers have survived longer into the match after being used on them.
 * Beat /v/-tan 2 times in a row.
 * Beat ADAAAAA leaving her infertile
 * Wants Leon to fuck his sister again

Trivia

 * LEOOOOOOOOOON