Australia

"G'Day Mate!" - An Aussie when e's in a good mood.

Tha best feckin' country on tha planet, despite currently burnin' down at ten kilometers a second and having an absolute cuck as prime ministah.

History
A bloody long toime agoe, three of tha smartest cunts known to dhis world; Marco Angelo, 'Enry Five, and Juli Cesar, decided that Ol' England was feckin' naff, haulin' out to a new land with nothin' but a canoe and a can of beans. After an epic journey that included tha guest appearances of the Kraken, several hawt babes, and even God 'emself, they made it to the magical land of Auz'. Declaring the land theirs, they established a chad republic, then promptly burned it cuz' thats feckin' gay. Establishing themselves as gods, they declared the new land be named AUSTRALIA, combining their energy to build tha capital, Sydney, tha only city on tha planet that isn't a shithole.

FACTS

 * 1) Invented tha "High-Five".
 * 2) Is tha biggest country on the planet.
 * 3) Has the biggest Spiders on the planet.
 * 4) And the biggest Croc's.
 * 5) And Snakes.
 * 6) And Bats.
 * 7) Australians have twice the chest-hair compared to every other nationality.