Lore/Season 3

Season 3
With Todd 's Mind-Link gone, Chris and Leon finally wake up from their long coma. Season 3 then begins

Prologue
''After the Yamato split the Demon King in two, the human part of Todd appeared. However, in such a weakened state, Todd was, ironically, put in a coma, in the same state some Mind-Link victims were in. As for the King's demon half, it's whereabouts are unknown. It is speculated by some that it might have been sent back to Hell, maybe to seek revenge one day...''

Cope Island Intermission I
Somehow, we were able to gaze at a version of the Off-Season 2 that differs from what we had previously expectated. In this timeline, Armstrong sacrificed himself out of his sheer admiration of OP, and decided to date La Creatura instead. This would have a tremendous cascade effect that would cause events to differ from the Cope Island we had seen, such as the Emperor proposing to Mitsuru, Ryan Gosling becoming friends with Armstrong, and ultimately concluding in Tifa proposing to OP, which would change the fate of this reality compared to the original timeline.

Pegasus's Determination
With the loss of his best (gay) friend Erwin, Pegasus vows to defeat the then-current /v/ champion in honor of his lost comrade, and so he did. However, the mental trauma he suffers from losing his friend seems so big that Pegasus begins to develop some sort of mental illness in which during his ring intro he seems to walk into the ring along with someone, as if Erwin was walking along with him just like they used to.

The Beginning - Reality Alterations
Strange reality-bending phenomenons appear during this episode, such as the appearance of a Monochrome Shift, Toon World, Pixel Secreen and the climactic entrapment of Chris, Leon, Therapist, and Fred at an unknown PS1-esque graphics world. What will be the fate of our heroes from here on out?

Zeit Kompression
Doctor Richtofen steps up to explain the alterations as he has probably the most experience on space and time shenanigans out of all the wrestlers. Reality exists maintaining on itself like muscles to a body, ja, but when ze Demon King Todd obtained Ze Ultimate Power, he got power beyond even those of our reality (The Doc explains that he knows the source of the TRUE power, but it's not the time to explain it just yet) but he did not have the strength to control it, leading to the anomalies when trying to make the Howard Reality, like the Timeloop. When ze Dämonenbrüde defeated Howard und split him, all of the power of ze fruit released was too much for ze universe to handle, like a power surge to a computer, our reality got zapped with the biggest verdammt Tesla coil to exist, und now is short circuiting. Time is collapsing onto itself, Past, Present, and Future... "Richtofen: We are not time travelling, but rather time is travelling to US..."

Cope Island Intermission II
In this gaze at Off-Season 2, Ja/ck/ tries to set up V and Lady, and fails spectacularly (because V already loves OP), afterwards Claire AGAIN tries to set up Lady with someone (This time 47) and fails. Afterwards Alice proposes to Walter (SMT), gives op the mobile that Majima gave to her, and after the wedding (which Majima was not invited to) went to vacation on Tahiti. Hoy. Afterwards Kirigiri becomes friend with dogfuck-'''Jill. '''Ja/ck/ invites people to a BBQ but his poor cooking only gets him smoked in the face. Battler continues being a cunnyseur and becomes friends with Samantha. Afterwards, Ricardo Milos proposes to ChatsWaifu (_;) and have a honeymoon on Africa of all places. Finally, Armstrong proposes to La Creatura, finishing his sacrifice for the good of Cope Island ;_;7 afterward they go to honeymoon in Hawaii.

Cope Island Intermission II.5 - Ending Scene
After the final match, we got to see Cope Island again. We see that Stingray wants a babby with Kiryu (Holy shit after like 7 games he finally is not a virgin), and Kiryu became our friend. Lady has feelings for 47 and asks OP for help, afterwards Lady walks up to 47 and just screams "BATTLER IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY", and 47 falls for her in the spot. Afterwards dogf-Jill makes friends with Kirigiri so they can get knotted together. Alice decides to introduce fucking Ritchofen and Samantha romantically out of nowhere, apparently the doc always wanted Sam's cunny it seems. Dogfu-Jill won a leaf race and IT REALLY AFFECTED US. Pixy was seen flying around CI, to which Ja/ck/ replied with "World Peace". Meanwhile, Dutch has a pineapple-oriented dating course (Wright said he took it as a joke, but it changed his life. Maybe now he'll fuck Maya.) an it is known he sends people on honeymoons to Tahiti, could this be part of the plan...? The change of timelines has made OP the most popular in CI. Finally, La Creatura went along their mindslave Armstrong to Germany to spread their influences and contamination.

Cope Island Intermission III
Kiryu and Jill Stingray have a baby called Lucas, but they decided to have a very, very late stage abortion and Lucas was replaced with someone different, more evil and sinister: Jackson. We confess to Kaede Akamatsu. Kirigiri reluctantly makes friends with Hannya Man. Trish proposes to Pegachad and they go honeymoon. OP has first fight with Deadweight but makes up. Alice becomes friends with Salmo Doc. Armstrong is reported on the news as goin flying straight into the twin towers of Cope Island, and thtat's why there's only one now. A gameboy survived stupid conditions again, goddamn Nintendium. Door-kun challenges God/Nyx by staring into the sky. Ricardo Milos is tormented with always thinking about eternal suffering. Kevin Nash is in denial about the SUMMER 92' and apparently likes bulbasaurs and big black men now. Central enjoys masturbating to Snek doujins apparently and wants a snek waifu, also wahluigi does too. We had a fight with Door-kun but made up.

Resurgence of the Hitman
It seems Agent 47 is infatuated with the idea of having Battler as his rival.

Beholder of the Millennium Eye
Pegasus is "talking" with his totally alive friend Erwin and mentions that Arthur-boy wants to do it "The Hard Way", and discussing it with Erwin decides he will "humor him" by way of a Last Man Standing Match. Pegasus mentions that he will employ his newly acquired Millennium Item, which he got from a friend which he deems not as special as Erwin. Later it is revealed that Pegasus turned his ancient Millennium Eye into the new and modern Millenium Scouter MK 2. "Pegasus: So... Let's play the game!"

Immortal Paradox
Doc. Richtofen appears with some news: In this time frame, Christian Weston Chandler is first appears. But they cannot defeat him here, as this Chris is not the one holding The Focusing Stone, and ending him now would mean they became a paradox and be trapped in this timeframe. Anyway, Doc suggest that someone must fight him to measure his powerlevel, and warns them to not go all in as this chris is not that powerful, to which Fred Jones says "Yeah. I think you SUCK!". Battler asks what is the logical explanation of this "Focusing Stone", to which Richtofen explains Element 115 is magical in nature, which determines Battler to beat Chris-Chan. "Richtofen: '...And thus begins ze Battler dilemma...'"

Cope Island Intermission IV
We witnessed the family history of Kiryu 's son Jackson growing up in a tearful moment. Ja/ck/ gave Central the salmo so they had a fight, but made up. OP has another fight with Nero but made up again. Travis introduces Claire to Central and they hit it off. Vergil leaves a strange message. Majima is still a cuck and helps Central and Alice become friends. La Creatura decides to have offsprings (which means she put her larva eggs inside Armstrong 's anus). OP had a fight with Nero YET AGAIN, dammit stop calling him deadweight, but they made up. Pieck and ADAAAAAA became friends. La Creatura's larva is born: Benjamin, dios mio... OP and Nero FOUGHT AGAIN but made up. Lain fought with Travis but they couldn't make up. Kevin Nash and CJ became friends OH NO NO NO SUMMER OF 92. However, Travis and Lain managed to make it work one more time, MOE~. OP has ANOTHER FUCKING FIGHT WITH NERO for the 4th time and then they reconcile. Majima got the salmo from Ja/ck/ and became friends. Chie introduced 47 to Freeman. OP and Nero had their 5th fight. ADAAA introduced Nero to Pieck. Claire and Leo become "friends". Takao got FARMED. Olivia had a fight with Lain. Darholme also got FARMED. Travis CAN'T STOP DANCING. REAPER REAPER. We got a fucking JUSTed haircut. Jackson Kiryu was officialy known as "Chinman". And finally, as OP was writing "Sonichu isn't real" on Chris-chan's face, the stream crashed.

Cope Island Intermission V
OP had his 7th fight with Nero. And then they had their 8th fight. Richtofen and Ja/ck/ became friends. OP and Nero had their 9th fight jesus christ stop it. Benjamin's true identity is revealed as "El Demonio", bringer of the Creatura, dios mio... Jill Stingray FUCKING FOUGHT WITH KIRYU HOLY SHIT AND NOW SHE'S SEETHING SO HARD SHE'S ON FIRE, meanwhile Kiryu sleeps. Waluigi comes to the rescue and tries to get them to make up, but IT'S NO USE. Jill wonders if they should break up, but she asks Kiryu to try one more time and he agrees, love prevails. Pixy had a fight with Takao, but luckily Kaede has them make up. Vergil announces an incredible recipe to make croissants by blending a raw oyster and a grilled mackerel together, somehow. Battler gets a new Top Hat and becomes Hattler. OP and Tifa go on vacation to Aussie land. Maya betrayed The Shitheads, who are now losing power and influence over the island. OP gave Us a computer to shitpost on /v/. Armstrong's dream of a ninja stalking him symbolize the Creatura parasite getting into his mind. Nero tried to run over CWC on his 4x4. OP made Our waifu make us a dress and put it on, jokes on him it makes us look gorgeous. OP got a punching bag to put up with Nero and turned in the goddamn Fist of The North Star.

Blooming of a Yakuza
Majima reveals his love for Arisu-chan by gifting her a bouquet of flowers. Could this be the beginning of a new love and an uncucked Majima in this timeline?

Chaotic Love
As Walter (SMT) wins his confrontation against Jonathan, Alice comes into stage seeing his Chaos might and Walter grabs her head and kisses her. Majima...

Essence of Heart-break
Majima confronts Arisu-chan about what the hell was that, her being a demon, obviously feeling attracted to people who are stronger. Majima forcibly says he will take her to dinner, to which she responds...Alice smiles afterwards...

Broken Love of a Yakuza
Meanwhile, on Majima's date...

Preemptive Revenge
Pegasus is talking to someone, and it's revealed to be Erwin, and Pegasus says he scheduled a match for him and Doomy-boy, so he can get his revenge. But Erwin expresses confusion on what revenge he's talking about, and that he doesn't even know Pegasus, seeing as this is 2011 Erwin. "Pegasus: Hm? Oh, look, it's almost time! Let's play the game!"

Rise and Fall of The Mutilator
Chris Benoit, after 6 painful years, managed to escape out of hell and return to TFR, and has come to take revenge on TFR and it's staff for allowing his death. "MR. McHamon: SHUT IT DOWN! HIS MIC! THE SHOW! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!"But as he was finishing his grand speech, Manny Pardo himself came from a rift and escaped hell, walked behind Benoit, grabbed him and threw him back through the rift, being engulfed by the flames of hell once again. Could Mr. Bones be behind this...?

Haru Yo Koi
As Aniki was walking to the entrance to backstage, a car rolled over him and left him in pieces, barely alive. Who could have done this...? "Recreating Aniki's death was a really, really poor idea on OP's part as seen by chat's reaction."

Note:

End of the Sonichu Menace
Jobbler jobbed again, and in the classical CWC way, Christine's great ego began a grand speech about how great it was instead of using the stone to end the team. However, suddenly, Chris was shot, and Richtofen appeared. As he is not bound by the Laws of Wrestling, he could've done this from the start since we got there, but wanted a good show. Note:

Defeat of The Corrupted, and End of the Chrisis


And so, Season 3: Part 2, begins.

Those Who Are, And Those Left Behind
Wright calls for a meeting in part of the Mystery Masters Investigation Team, bearing sad news. As we know, 18 people have been lost under unknown circumstances, but now we have a grim confirmation of those who are not present with us today: "Vorgin, Leon S. Kennedy, TheRapist, Ricardo Milos, Dutch Van Der Linde, Boomer, John Madden, Brendan Fraser, JC Denton, Jacket, Steve, Raiden, Lee Everett, Ethan Winters, HANK, La Creatura, and Vergil."Wright says that investigations will continue until they find a way to solve this. Also, the 18th would be Battler, the guy that wears a purple suit might look like him, but...he's definitely not him, he's been locked in his office all day. They have contacted someone who might help them regarding "Battler". This meeting then concludes...

Legend of The Black Sorcerer
The scene is the door to Battler's office, Kinzo Ushiromiya arrives as he was contacted by the Mystery Masters Investigation Team to help solve what was happening to Battler since his use of The Focusing Stone.The query is met with no response.No response.Kinzo resigned, maybe he couldn't save his grandson anymore, his sins would follow him to the grave. But as he was leaving, the door unlocked, Kinzo turned back, maybe it wasn't too late. He entered through the door."*BANG*"

Cope Island Intermission VI
It finally happened, Nero and OP fought, but they couldn't make up, a difficult friendship has ended here. Pegasus and Trish also broke up, leaving Pegasus suicidedly depressed. Door-kun and Eggman become friends. Armstrong introduced Claire to Ryan Gosling. OP got fucking IRONED and Trish liked it. Janny became an Stylist and revealed his talent to the world, turning 47 into a gay cowboy and Battler into JUSTLER. Trish was so depressed she tried to commit suicide and her room became empty like her life. Alice and Walter (SMT) went on holidays to France. Erwin dream about the end of the line, obviously about his eventual death in the other timeline.

Struggle of the TV World
Nero still thinks that there must be a way to get out of here, but Adachi reiterates that only Yu can get them out of here. Nero claims that waiting while doing nothing wasn't his thing, but Adachi reminds him that doing things without thinking was what got them here on the first place, to what Nero resigns and accepts. Adachi starts to notice there are some similarities between Nero and Yu...

Wesker's Family Issues & Rokkenjima Mysteries
The scene shifts to what seems to be a mansion.

Doctor's Diagnosis
Doc. Piccolo updates us on things, as it seems Aniki is currently in a coma, and that they are searching for the culprit so that he can be stopped from harming anyone else. Also take your dose.

Armstrong summons Raiden
Armstrong returns and again calls out for his arch-nemesis, this time referring by his codename: Raiden. However, it seems again the wrong person has shown up.

Turn of The Black Sorcerer
The scene is the door to Battler's office, Max Payne stands in front of it thinking to himself.Battler is seen entering his office, Payne quickly follows behind and enters to assault Battler. But, as he enters, the door closes and is locked behind him.

Cope Island Intermission VII
Gordon announces that Leon and GODDAMNIT had a fight and tries to get them to make up, and succeeds. BAH GAWD BATTLER BECAME BLACK BATTLER HERE TOO. Chinman became our best friend but it's suggested he may be a back-stabber, and then it's revealed HE HAS 100% COMPATIBILITY WITH OUR WIFE KAEDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. It's also revealed that Benjamin doesn't like his "Dad" Armstrong as much as his mom, given that they are completely different beings, and he's also best friends with Chinman holy shit.

Donte's Family Trouble
Donte is sorry about what happened last week after beating his "Dad" and ask him to fight together again, but Wesker is too hurt from last time(although he claims to have let Donte win), to which Donte replies with a "FUCK YOU" and claims he can find another partner. At that moment, Ruber appears, to which he mentions he has a plan that includes someone, but before he can finish, he is replied with a rejecting "FUCK YOU!".

Banquet of The Black Sorcerer - Locked Room Mystery
Wright calls for an emergency meeting: After kicking down Battler's door, Kinzo Ushiromiya laid on the floor and was found dead. He had an open wound on his stomach but at the moment the cause of death is unidentified. A loud noise came from the room some time before he disappeared a few weeks ago. The noise happened during the time the room was locked, with "Battler" presumed to be inside. However, we couldn't find any evidence pointing towards an specific culprit. More than that, the room was fully locked. No one could have gotten in or out at any time, at least after Kinzo did. The "Agents of Payne" have also been missing for a week. The investigation continues.

Majima's Extra Sadness
Majima hands a magazine to Extra as he cries...Although the words are hurtful, it is believed Extra said this so Majima would fight him and cheer up.

Daily Dose
The good Doc. Piccolo says that Aniki expects a full recovery and to wake up soon. However, camera footage found that Aniki's aggressor was a strange man wearing an orange jacket. Who could have done such a thing?

Banquet of The Black Sorcerer
The scene turns in the Rokkenjima Mansion...

Cope Island Intermission VIII
OP was SETHIG because he had a fight with Fred, but V solved it. Apparently Kirei shouts PAMELAAAAA in the middle of the night probably while sleeping, CJ wants to build a secret base and Kevin Nash wants to fill it with Mushrooms (DUDE). Tifa becomes friends with Naegi (OP CUCKED). Fred became friends with Kevin Nash. B.Battler sold out to the CHINKS by wearing a chinese hat, and went on vacations to USA alongside Nero and Freeman. Waluigi saved a crying Farmer-kun by grabbing his titan-microchip that was caught in a tree. Chinman and Benjamin "El Demonio" are seen staring at a wall each respectively in the direction of the other, probably communicating in some strange way. Lain, Benjamin and Pixy want to die, they are also celibate. Tifa can't stop thinking about Pegachad (AHAHAHAHA). OP and Tifa's compatibility is just 55 while Pegachad's 61 (OH NO NO NO).

Alliance of The Black Sorcerer
Agent 47 announces that he was the one to carry out Kinzo's murder in the locked room, revealing the that he has allied himself with Black Battler to carry out the murders.

Yakuza Style
Majima has gone completely mad, he slammed Walter's head with a car door backstage and hit him with the front of the car, Walter had retaliated by hitting him in the Pachinko Balls and ran to the top of the TFR Truck for safety, but Majima followed behind and after a quick staredown, Majima threw him off the top of the truck, considerably injuring him. Medics confirmed Walter would be fine and few witnesses said he was "smirking", afterwards, Majima was restrained by the wrestling authorities.

End of The Black Sorcerer
As the situation on the Wrestling Facility gets desperate, Phoenix appears to calm everyone down and update on the situation. Sadly, there's no good news tonight; Several reports of wrestlers being attacked backstage have been noted in the night. Evidence indicates the acts, and these sync up to when Agent 47 reappeared afted disappearing for a while, however when questioned he stated "". The victims: Gordon, Ja/ck/, Serge, Jack Baker, Joe Baker, and Gold. As for the status on returning the comrades lost in an unknown location, the Investigation Team is in the blanks, as they believe they don't have the resources to do so. However, dire as things may be, Wright reminds them to not lose their hope until our friends are back."'We'll never stop our search for truth!'"

Dawn of The Black Sorcerer
The scene is the Rokkenjima Mansion...And so, the two legends went out to do the Battle of the Meta-World.

Requiem of The Black Sorcerer
Despite using all his might to try and save his friends, Battler was no match for the legendary mercenary HUNK...And so, Battler gains The Focusing Stone, the key to returning everyone home...

Cope Island Intermission IX
Jonathan climbed Mount Cope to the top, another win for lawfags. Pixy admitted to being brain damaged. B. Battler loves MOE~. Chris.chan wants to die, probably because he's dead in the canon timeline. OP is finna about to cuck Tifa by giving Trish his "noodle". Trish also got a cat. 47 decided to scream "BATTLER IS GAAAY" on his own, lol. OP also revealed the cut version of 47's speech "Also BATTLER IS GAAAAAAAAAY. Now Max, rise from your grave and let us put Battler in his. All of you tonight witness pain like none other, tonight the witch hunt will end. For we are The Agents of Payne". Erwin tries becomes friends with Jeanette, but fails. Battler dreamed of the Ushiromiya family reunion and about murdering them all. Pegachad, for some reason, dreams of being there too along with Erwin...?

Aniki's Awakening
The Doc notices Aniki has awakened from his coma and informs him of what happened and the likely culprit, but Aniki, in a merciful move, says he's not a vengeful person and if he so much desires to fight him, he'll be happy to complace him.{{ {{Dialogue|Speaker1 = Aniki|Dialogue1 = Doc, if there is one thing life has taught me is that, no matter the hardships...|Dialogue2 = No matter how much life hits you in the head...;|Dialogue3 = You must always remember these words|Dialogue4 = "ASS WE CAN!"}}

End of Rokkenjima
And so, the 18 lost people of Rokkenjima, Vorgin, Leon, TheRapist, Ricardo, Dutch, Boomer, Madden, Fraser, Denton, Jacket, Steve, Raiden, Lee, Winters, HANK, La Creatura, and Vergil, returned home. But a final challenge awaited them there...

Rumble of the Black Sorcerer
Black Battler's existence was denied, and as he came into our world, he vanished, back to irreality.

And so, "The tale of the Shifting Past and the Twilight of the Black Sorcerer" comes to an end...