The Final Rumble/Iconic Matches

= Prologue =

Fred vs Leon
Probably one of the best matches of all time. An epic 40 minute bout. Kickstarted the feud that gave birth to the Paranormal Patrol, the driving force of Team NWF. The only ones who attended this match were OP and Janny. It happened months before TFR or Chrisposting was a thing, and it managed to last longer than most Iron Man matches, even though it was a simple one-on-one. Sadly, no archives or recordings exist of this bout.

= Season 1 =

Chris Redfield ➡ Dutch Van der Linde, Spiderman, Agent 47, Zoomer and Battler (won Briefcase of Leon's Sperm)
The Sperm briefcase match. That single shot of Chris holding it over his head became VERY popular, and was responsible for introducing many and many viewers to TFR

Team NWF (Vergil, Mr. X, Zoomer and Fred) ➡ Team FMS (Dante, Boomer, Wesker and Dutch Van der Linde)
This match is famous for many reasons. First, because it was a good match by itself. But more than that, it contained Wesker's infamous suicide dive, going over Zoomer's head, and most importantly Vergil going absolutely apeshit insane, scoring three eliminations with three Yamato kicks in a row, to Dante, Dutch and Boomer

Extra ➡ Zoomer, Hunk, Chris Redfield, Fred Jones and Vergil
Infamous because of the winner. A man with the default moveset and stats, nothing special about him (other than later being found to be a Bogological Weapon), who is a obscure meme and not even /v/ related, becoming the inaugural /v/ champion. Rumours are the crowd started a riot that night, claiming for Extra and OP's heads, and screaming "WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP?"

HUNK ➡ Extra
Trying to stop the anger from the crowd, management threw whoever they could against Extra, who defeated anyone in his path. The REEEEE of the crowd grew louder, until management decided to use their ace: HUNK, who thankfully defeated Extra quite handedly, taking the /v/ Championship Belt for himself, and beginning his unstoppable streak up until his retirement.

Van Darkholme ➡ Billy Herrington (15-Min Iron Man Tables match)
Aniki showed absolute determination on this one, refusing to give up even after being put through FIVE tables, he got up every single time, proving that ASS WE CAN.

The Therapy ➡ The Mystery Masters w/ Shuichi Saihara
This one is a classic. The heart of Battler was showcased fully, and it propelled him to stardom. Near the end of season 1 of TFR, Chris Redfield, and TheRapist went into a tag team match against the Mystery Masters, represented by Battler, and Hobo Wright with Saihara on the sideline. While the fight was expected to be a forgettable match of Jobbler, and the newcomer being destroyed by The Therapy, this turned into one of the best matches in TFR history. The match lasted 30 minutes, and saw Battler take 3 Boulder Punches from Chris. This marked Battler as the first wrestler to ever stand back up after a Boulder Punch. Both Battler, and Phoenix were being slaughtered, but dealt back as much damage as Chris, and The Rapist were dealing. The match even saw Saihara contributing by tripping the referee when they were about to be counted out. After a grueling fight, Phoenix was put in a submission, and tapped out, giving Chris, and The Rapist the victory. This match marks the turning point for Battler, and solidified the Mystery Masters in TFR history, while also showing the great teamwork between Chris, and The Rapist.

Van Darkholme ➡ Billy Herrington (Extreme Rules)
Refusing to stay down, Aniki said he was going to put an end to Leatherman no matter what. And he sure as hell tried. However, no effort in the world was capable of stopping the (at that point) undefeated boss of The Gym.

Hunk w/ Vector and Ghost ➡ Senator Armstrong(c) (/v/ Championship)
Happening just after the match listed above, this was a display of pure anger. HUNK and the debuting U.S.S put a stop to Armstrong's short-lived title reign. The match was fast-paced and had great OST, and the crowd loved every second of it. An incredible match.

Vergil ➡ Nero(c) (2/3 Falls match for King of Jobbers Championship)
The cherry on top of the amazing episode that contained Darkholme vs Aniki and Hunk vs Armstrong. Nero and Vergil went at it for over 20 minutes, with great syncs through and through, impressive moves and a desire to get the best out of each other. In the end, Vergil managed to win by the skin of his teeth, with a 2-1 lead.

Senator Armstrong ➡ 30-man Royal Rumble
The first of many times Majima came oh-so-close to winning the big one. After this emotional wild ride, he went on to have an amazing display on a bonus match, defeating Armstrong, and got inserted into the /v/ championship bout at Wrestlemania.

The Butterflies ➡ The Gym (c) (TTag for /v/ Tag Team Championship)
Finally, Aniki could put an end to his pursuit. Debuting his new tag partner, Ricardo, he put a stop to The Gym's reign of terror and Darkholme's undefeated streak, cementing their rivalry as one for the ages.

Battler Ushiromiya w/ Shuichi Saihara and Phoenix Wright ➡ Kinzo Ushiromiya
The man who had never won a match in his life finally proved himself worthy of being a Ushiromiya, by beating up his grandfather nonetheless. The crowd chanted "BCW" as the referee counted 3 after a sequence of impressive athletic moves and a Shining Wizard, and that night, we knew that, indeed, Battler Could Win.

The Therapy + The Paranormal Patrol ➡ The Bogdanoffs + The Sons of Sperdo (Elimination match for ownership of TFR)
The logical conclusion to Season 1. After finally being convinced to work together for the greater good, Chris and Leon joined forces with their best friends (sorry, Dutch) and managed to stop CRAB-17, saving TFR and, potentially, the world itself. This match also had what is probably the best sync of all time, with Bloody Stream (unintentionally by OP) coming in just as Chris and Leon worked together for the first time in the match. This match was also compounded by being an extremely long match, with a major back-and-forth of wrestlers from either side being eliminated, kino syncs, and Chris and Leon working together to regularly save each other from pins, with both being bloodied from numerous Fuckerkicks, Fuckercuts and Roberto kicks.

All-Girls match for The Briefcase of Sperm, Claire Redfield won
After the briefcase of Leon's sperm was found by The Mystery Masters, they decided to give out ownership of it in the fairest way possible: a ladder match between all the RE girls. The highlight of this match being Jill distracting Ada long enough to allow Claire to obtain the briefcase, giving us yet another great image of a Redfield holding the briefcase.

= Season 2 =

Elimination Chamber, Wesker ➡ Goro Majima, Fred, Gordon, Richtofen and Gordon
Much to OP's SETHIG, Richtofen beat up Brendan Fraser backstage and took his spot in the elimination chamber, on top of this, Richtofen used some kind of fuckery (the Summoning Key perhaps?) to swap places with one of the contestants in a cage, so that he didn't have to start off in the ring immediately. This match also featured a very neat special move combo from Goro Majima and Wesker to BTFO Fred, and once again Goro showed his ability to come close but never win.

BONUS: Team Devil May Cry (Dante, Vergil, Nero and V) ➡ Team Biohazard (Chris Redfield, Leon S Kennedy, Albert Wesker and Hunk) (4 vs 4 Elimination Tag Team match)
A pretty solid match, full of star power, between characters of two beloved Capcom franchises. Even if non-canon, this match proved itself important by kickstarting the rivalry between HUNKfags and Vfags, which would bear fruit later. V had a great display, being able to pin the /v/ Champion HUNK after being left alone in a 1v3, but it wasn't enough to stop Chris and Leon's alliance.

The Butterflies (c) ➡ Men With a Plan (TTT /v/ Tag Team Championship)
In their first title defense, The Butterflies came close to being only transitional champions. Dutch's plan of injuring Aniki before the match was solid, but it only gave him more will to win. And that's just what he did, after a contest full of near-falls.

Hunk ➡ V (Champion vs. Champion match to determine /v/'s representative in the King of the Ring tournament)
46 seconds. That's all HUNK needed to make a joke out of the King of Jobbers champion. The intensity displayed by Mr. Death hadn't been seen since his first bout with Armstrong, but it sure as hell showed that there's just no keeping down the Grim Reaper. V fans were in a state of shock after the match, and many consider it unfair to this day.

BONUS: Hunk ➡ V (2/3 Falls)
Also non-canon. V was granted a rematch, under more fair rules, to show off his worth. And he kinda did. Although V lost, once again, he scored a pinfall on the /v/ Champion and gave him a whole lot of trouble during the match.

Arthur Morgan ➡ Ruber w/ Dutch Van der Linde (MITB Qualifier match)
This one makes the list due to the sheer creativity of Dutch, coming up with many ways to distract the referee or just bend the rules in Ruber's favour. However, no matter how much he tried, it wasn't enough, and Arthur ended up victorious after an Insister.

V(c) ➡ Raiden (King of Jobbers Championship)
The newcomer, Raiden, showed the world how his VR training pays off. A wide variety of moves were used by both competitors in a great, unpredictable match. In the end, however, V retained the belt after being able to hit the V-Trigger perfectly, out of nowhere, almost on instinct.

Delta ➡ Boomer by submission
A pretty short and uneventful match. Until Delta showed off powers never before seen, by teleporting behind Boomer in the middle of the contest and immediately MINDHACCing him into submission.

The Sons of Sperdo (Donte and Vorgin) vs. The Bakers (Joe and Jack) ended in no contest
One of the best tag team matches that never was. After many minutes of action, and incredible moves by the Sons of Sperdo, who were on top during most of the time, the game crashed. And what was an instant classic became one of the most frustrating matches in TFR history.

Joshua Graham ➡ The Chosen Hunter (Falls Count Anywhere match)
Making up for the frustration, Mr. Vip Killer and The Chosen Incel fought in what was a brutal match, even without the use of weapons or blood. Just after the start of the match, they went to the crowd area and started a long brawl in a style reminiscent of Snake vs Ocelot from MGS4, with both wrestlers pacing back and forth, just punching the shit out of each other all the while Johnny Guitar plays. This ended with Graham kicking out of TWO finishers in a row, and countering the third into a perfect God's Last Gift for the 3-count.

Bane ➡ Zoomer by disqualification
In what was expected to be a squash in favour of Bane, Zoomer showed off his true power. Coming out to "Devils Never Cry" for an unknown reason (thanks, JewK games), he was unstoppable and absolutely dabbed on the Big Guy. The match ended in a disqualification after Bane got punched in the balls. Many say, however, that Zoomer gave him a pity win.

Raiden ➡ 30 man Royal Rumble by last eliminating Maximillion Pegasus
In a great match that had the debut of Travis Touchdown and amazing performances by Serge and Bane (fueled by rage after being hit in the small guys), Raiden (thinking this was a VR porn orgy) and Pegasus had a stand-off, and a brawl that almost turned into a regular one-on-one match, until Jack the Ripper got the win, and along with it, the /v/ Championship belt.

V ➡ Nelo Angelo - Part 1
V came onstage to deliver an AHEM in the form of a request to fight Nelo Angelo, his now Todded other half. Thankfully, Nelo Angelo granted this request by fighting him in a fair 1v1 fight. This match quickly became a test of endurance, with both sides eating specials, such as V eating multiple Starfalls and Yamato Kicks, furthermore was various syncs, various moments of V barely surviving, as well as a short crowd fight. After delivering many Pottery Poetry Kicks and V Triggers, V finally managed to pin his other half.

What cemented this match as an example of true kino, however, was V letting a pair of babes onto the stage to dance with him as a means of celebration as a rare example of JewK providing a kino moment rather than ruining a match.

Mr. America ➡ Senator Armstrong
The senator, as the champion of /v/ at the time, decided he would determine his next opponent via a draw from a hat. Mr. America was drawn, everyone came in expecting this to be a squash match much in the same way people expected Bane to fuck up Zoomer in their first encounter. This was a battle of who was truly a real American.

Much surprise was to be had to see Mr. America actually put up a good fight. At one point all hope seemed lost as Senator Armstrong went for the pin, but to absolute pure kino, Mr. America got out of the pin right as AMERICA FUCK YEAH kicked into full swing. At this point, Mr. America showed Armstrong what it truly meant to be an American by kicking some goddamn ass, resulting in Mr. America pinning Armstrong to the tune of "SLAVERY! FUCK YEAH!" from the song.

TOO BAD TWITCH MUTED THE FUCKING VOD, FUCK YOU TWITCH THAT WAS THE MOST KINO MATCH

Nelo Angelo ➡ Dante
Waking up from the hospital bed, Dante rushed in the fray to settle things with his brother's darker half. Despite Dante's efforts, Dante simply couldn't withstand the numerous Starfalls and Yamatos that were dished out and fell to his brother. After the match, Nelo pulled Dante back into the ring for more punishment.

Just when all seemed lost for Dante, V suddenly appeared. Knowing what needed to be done, V rescued Dante from Nelo's assault and took it upon himself to finish the fight with his other half once and for all. Using the power of cutscenes, V was able to defeat Nero and finally fuse himself back together. The Alpha and the Omega, Vergil was born once more.

/v/-Tan ➡ Zoomer
A match that was more a murder than an official fight, /v/-tan used his inner RAGE to fucking punch, kick and beat the shit of Zoomer without giving him even a second of respite to counter-attack or rest. A fucking brutal match that BTFO Zoomers forever. LONG LIVE OLD /v/

= Season 3 =

Chris and Therapist ➡ Leon and Fred
One of, if not, the longest opening match ever in TFR history lasting for around 26 minutes, with kino Weird Al music and DADADADADADA, and ends with the kino sync of Weird Al and Chris's victory pin.

Van Darkholme ➡ Mark Wolff
A match that was a recreation of Lords of the Locker Rooms 1:1 except for the outcome, we saw Van and Wolff beat each other to the audio of the video, it was practically as watching the original video happening in the TFRverse. In the end, Van beat Mark by submission.

Manny Pardo Vs Chris Benoit (Buried Alive Match)
Officialy the longest match of TFR history ever as of now, clocking in at around 63 minutes and possibly for infinity if only OP had not decided to interrupt the match and shot them both death off-screen.

Aniki ➡ Mark Wolff
The second holy coming, and the only canon match in the Extra episode, we got a recreation of the sequel to Lords of the Locker Room that, also, synced perfectly to the original.

Erwin Smith ➡ Doommguy (Inferno Match)
An epic match that lasted 10 minutes with banging music, Erwin and Doomguy had at each other with everything they had, and each time the fire rose, so did the hype of the chat, until Erwin went all out and burned Doomguy out of the ring.

Chibi ➡ CavemanCJ
TFR became the arena to settle a legendary conflict that had been roaring for years: Could Chibi finally shut the fuck up? As the battle went on and the audio version of Chibi's annoyance played, it was proven that No, he can't and won't shut the hell up.

Mr. America ➡ Osama Bin Laden
AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

/v/ Title Contenders 8-Man Battle
On this match /v/-tan spent most of the first half battling Tatsuya away from the ring, and somehow got a 4-count but the ref didn't notice, later would somehow manage to PIN 4 TIMES, only to tap out to Chris' submission at the end, which was the only thing Chris did in the entire match.

Battle of the Meta-World
An epic Extreme Rules match taking place int the Meta-World; The legendary Battler Ushiromiya, fighting for The Focusing Stone to save his friends from the Meta-World, against the Human Unit Never Killed, sure to finish his mission once more. Battler gets the first hit and kicks HUNK several times, definitely going at full force, tried to pin HUNK but only got a 1-count. Enraged, HUNK lunges and unleashes a flurry of furious strikes at the downed Battler in anger; Battler escapes and suplexes HUNK, but HUNK later reverses him and proceeds to grab a Sledgehammer, however Battler disarms him before he can use it, kicking HUNK in the face and tried to pin again only to get another 1-count due to HUNK's sheer resistance. The two kept going at each other until Battler missed a rope punch and was punished, only to get Battler on the top rope and do a deadly supplex straight into the hard floor beneath the ring, a terrifying move that sure took a told on Battler, and pummeled him further only for Battler to get up and Powerbomb his head against the ringside, and then slap him against it with a spin and the a Shining Wizard on him. HUNK proceeds to grab a Steel Table but Battler disarms again. The two brawl for a while until HUNK gets Battler on the ring and proceeds to beat him non-stop, HUNK gets Battler into a corner but Battler desperately throws him off the ring, in an incredible move by HUNK, uses the impulse to run back into the ring and clothesline Battler and pin him into a 2-count. HUNK tries a Neckbreaker, but is reversed by Battler who then goes Top Rope and hits it and executes a Blue Truth Bomb into a 2-count, almost felling the beast HUNK, but HUNK gets back up in a reversal and tries to use the Sledgehammer, only for it to fail but nevertheless get Battler into a corner to use the critical Extraction Kicks on Battler, causing him to bleed. Failing another pin into a 2-count, HUNK doubts at first but finally executes the Neckbreaker on Battler, finally pinning him to a 3. A legendary match where both wrestlers gave their best.

King of Jobbers #1 Contender Match: Leon, Therapist, Travis, Dante
A Fatal-4-Way between Leon, Therapist, Travis and Dante; Dante and Travis were swiftly eliminated, but Leon and Therapist kept going at each other for like 12 minutes in a battle for the sobriety of Leon. Ultimately, Therapist would lose, and Leon would win his right to be as drunk as he wants to be over the fact ADAAA doesn't love him, sadly meaning he will run over as many people while drunkenly driving as he wants.

Rumble of the Black Sorcerer
A legendary fight where Ushiromiya Battler fights for the truth, while Black Battler fights to turn his lie into truth and be real to this world. Both wrestlers fought like never before as the the Red Truth counter went up the destiny of both persons' lives were on the line. While B. Battler seemed to gain the belief of the crowd at first, in the end Battler's wrestling prowess accompanied by his 5 Red Truths won the crowd over into believing him, undoing the existence of B. Battler once, and hopefully, for all.

TFR vs AAA
An epic bonus match where TFR's finest jobbers Wrestlers Vergil, Van, Pardo & Kirei fight Lucha AAA 's legends of Abismo Negro, Konnan, El Zorro, and Mr. Bones' Servant and Avatar, La Parka. The match begins with Vergil against Abismo, and it quickly switches wrestlers until it ends Van against El Zorro, but seeing the prowess of the Lucha AAA team, Van has the idea of a more ideal, yet scummier, tactic: He stalls El Zorro outside the ring and in the last count jumps into the ring, eliminating Zorro. After, Van quickly changes to Pardo. Later, Kirei tries to fight La Parka and eliminate this Servant from this war, but quickly notices that despite being a skeleton and Mr Bones' avatar, which both things combined should make him utmost weak to Holy, is resistant to Holy(Though light tubes still prove way too holy to still damage him). When fighting Abismo Negro later, Vergil helps to stall him and get him Count-Out as well. When La Parka was about to use his deadliest move, La Parkinator, from the top rope on Vergil Kirei managed to stop him 2 times, but La Parka still threw Vergil from the top rope outside the ring. Parka would then proceed to pin Vergil and Kirei, leaving only Manny Pardo. Pardo and La Parka kept fighting relentlessly for 10 minutes until Pardo managed to pin La Parka, but by that point he had waste all of his will in defeating La Parka, so he was an easy win for Kannon.

Final Rumble of The Black Assassin
The final battle of the eternal rivalry: Agent 47 VS Battler Ushiromiya, with Max Payne and Mystery Masters support, respectively. Battler had the advantage at first and pulled an Autism Spin on 47, but 47 threw Battler and tried to pin him, only getting a 1-count Battler suplexes 47 but he no-sells and does a counter suplex, then tries to hit Battler but he throws him instead over his head.

47 tries to get up, but grabs his heart as if feeling in pain, Battler meanwhile shows honor by not attacking until he recovers then suplex him, Battler then pulls a Shinning Wizard and is distracted by Payne, and is back-attacked by 47 who suplexes him to a 1-count again and pulls a Tombstone, and then a Backstabber, pinning Battler to a 2-count. Battler counters 47 and then pulls him into a corner, then 2 jumping kicks making him bleed, ten a Shining Wizard, but is again distracted by Payne, giving 47 time to recover and counter Battler, but he does a jumping punch on 47, and kicks 47 off the rope. Off the ring, Payne walks menacingly close to Battler, but Wright comes too, prompting Payne to retrocede. 47 delivers several punches to Battler's face in a fit of rage, then another Tombstone and pins Battler to a 1.5-count but kicks out. 47 beats down Battler on a corner and leaves his head outside the ring, gets down out of the ring and runs full speed to kick Battler's head, making him bleed.

47 then tries to pin Battler, but Saihara distracts him and Battler counters, throws 47 off the ring, and then JUMPS STRAIGHT BETWEEN THE ROPES AND JUGGLES 47 INTO THE FLOOR, then suplexes 47 from the ring into the floor again, then top rope jumps onto 47, covering to a 2-count. Payne distracts Battler again, but he still counters 47's move and Armbar into a submission, but fails. 47 attacks but Battler counters again, and as 47 throws Battler off the ring, Battler runs and gains speed to jump back in and hit 47 at full force, just like HUNK did on him and pins, but 47 distracts the ref. 47 clotheslines Battler and uses a Piledriver, then pins Battler to a 2-count, then several counters are exchanged between the two and Battler jumps from the middle rope to roll 47 into a pin to a 2.5-count, then another Shining Wizard and top rope elbow to 47's head, and a Blue Truth Bomb. into another 2-count. 47 throws Battler over the top rope into the floor, and taunts him to come, but as Battler stayed on the floor, he went there himself and was countered by the merely pretending Battler, but back in the ring uses the Backstabber and pins for a 2-count yet again. 47 then uses his old Finisher on Battler, the one that had won him so much before, as a last resort, and finally pin falls Battler.

He finally won against Battler. All 47 did, all he ever wanted, was for this, this victory, he finally won against Faggler.