Hanyuu

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Dumb Space Goat
Hanyuu is a dumb goat from a race of wandering gods from space. She landed on earth and turned people near Onigafuchi swamp into demons due to her goat fleas. The nearby priest falls in love with her and the people of Onigafuchi mix with outsiders. This was a bad idea.

As people start going mad, she decides to kill herself by having her child murder her to carry the sins of the people and become a "god" to them that way. This was also a bad idea.

She then spent a few thousand years doing nothing and slowly becoming even more retarded. Until one day a descendant of hers becomes her reincarnation so now she can talk to someone. This too was a bad idea because she's annoying as shit.

Except that due to her space fleas people are still going mad and now they kill Rika and her friends too. Oops.

Luckily this goat can shift timelines and take Rika along with her. As she learns later, this, too, was a bad idea as Rika is now a whiny witch larper who is never happy until she reaches a "perfect world", which she does and rejects because she deemed she didn't suffer enough in it.

Eventually she uses her goat powers to actually become tangible, stop a bullet, fail to stop a bullet, and be saved by Rika being Dio.

Then she died and turned into a smug bitch that gave looper powers to her even more retarded friend. The end.

Season 0
Starts following people around because dumb goat.

Episode 4

Holy shit she's fucking strong and can bench press Battler.

Episode 9
She follows a bunch of people and accidentally ends up in a rumble, and wins, becoming a contender for the 3-way to become #1 contender, and also confusing the fuck out of the audience when they see "winner: No One".

Episode 10

A 3-way promo between the winners of the tri-rumble event and future competitors for the /v/ title takes place:

Geralt has a lengthy political debate with Kane about the nature of evil (clap), meanwhile Regigigas and No One... Au au... Au au au... *OMP*OMP*OMP*OMP*

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