Carter

The sole poster of /asp/. If you post in /asp/ you are Carter. Everyone is Carter.

I don't fucking understand that board and seeing as the the first thread in the catalog was a guy getting fucked by a dog, and the archive fails to answer my questions and only confuses me more, I'll leave OP or anyone else to fill this up. OP will make sure he nor another namefags ever returns if he wants to keep his dimes.

Feats

 * Coining like every mannerism and catchphrase on /asp/, as he says it.