TCR/S3E4.44

Lore - Travis tour part 1
@Luis: Ah, Travis, there you are. You and your little lady, eh? Not much in term of ballistics… }}

@Travis: I don’t know, they’re just enough for me. I quite like the aerodynamics myself.}}

@Luis: Hah! You do you. Now, are you two ready to visit the L Corp? }}

@Lain: Yes. But... An entrance in the middle of the field? Feels... cliche, somehow. }}

@Travis: A secret corporation is a secret corporation. From what little I know, the fuckers here work on creatures straight out of a horror flick. Extremely destructive ones. }}

@Lain: Not only that. What do you see, when you look at it? }}

@Travis: Looks like a fuckhuge tree to me. With debris peppered here and there, but still a glorified treehouse. Which is full of books, if the King didn’t bullshit me.}}

@Luis:  Hm? I wouldn’t say it is a tree. I mean, I’ve heard some people say there are piles of books, but this looks like an average laboratory to me.}}

@Travis: I don’t get how you can’t see the goddamn bark. See, I am knocking on it, dammit.}}

@Luis: That’s metal, making a very metallic sound. What a bewildering place, eh?}}

@Lain: It feels like it shouldn’t even be on the ship. Do you know how it got here?}}

@Luis: Oh, a day before the confrontation between Manager and his secretary, the Facility fell down from the sky. Hence the destroyed buildings strewn here and there. I guess nobody has had the time to clean it up.}}

@Travis:...A giant tree falling down out of nowhere. Fuck’s sake, is there anything normal on this ship?}}

@Luis: Or did it rise up from under the ground... Uh, nevermind. Well, I wouldn’t know, but I wouldn’t be surprised, either. In my line of work, you see crazier stuff. Wanna see the scar I got from stitching up a giant hole in my chest? Man, that was a doozy to fix up!}}

@Travis: No thanks.}}

@|*scene change to meeting room*}}

@Luis: And now... we wait. Eager to see what’s in the heart of the place, eh?}}

@Travis: Eh... I guess.

I’d feel better about this royal treatment if I had really earned it. King smacked me around in the ring, and liked me enough to knight me... this just feels like a consolation prize. }}

@Lain: All the incentive to do your best, then. I believe in you, so give them all you’ve got in the ring, and earn it.}}

@Travis:...Thanks, Lain. I’ll do that.}}

@Luis: Hey, you two, look alive. Manager’s coming.}}

@|*enter Manny G*}}

@Manager: Hello, everyone. Got here safely?}}

@Travis: Yeah, it was a leisurely walk to your bookshop. Though, what is it, really? Books or research or...}}

@Manager: I’ll explain it all on the tour. Come inside.}}

@*scene change to inside the faclity*}}

@Manager: To start off, L Corp, or Lobot-


 * phone buzz*

I’m sorry, I need to take this, one moment.


 * Phone noises*

Hello? }}

@Spigot: GOD I WONDER UP WHICH ASS DID I HIDE MY COCK!}}

@Ayin: Oh, Spigot, hello.}}

@Spigot: MANAGER, I NEED YOU TO CUM! RIGHT HERE, SO THAT YOUR SPERM IS JOINED BY OURS! WE GOTTA GANGBANG THIS WHORE TILL SHE HACKS UP MY BEAUTIFUL DONG!}}

@Manager: Please don’t go anywhere, I’ll be back in a minute.}}

@|*Manager goes off screen*}}

@Travis: Who... who the fuck was that, on the phone?}}

@Luis: Ah, that’s Manager’s funny friend, Spigot. I believe he went on the Kojima invasion, too.

I do wonder what’s got him riled up...}}

@Manager:

…

Still no one?

I know it hasn’t been that long, but…

Run the estimates, please. How much the public could hold out.

…

Shit. Then there’s little time as is.

Get the word out through our circles. It must start soon, or the backlash will cripple the Britannia.

…

Good. See you in the office. }}

@|*more phone noises*}}

@Manager: Hey. Is Malkuth available?

…

Seriously? Of all the... dammit. Is there anyone available?

Okay, send him down here. Keep up the good work.


 * Phone hangs up*}}

@|*Manager returns*}}

@Manager:Argh... my apologies.}}

@Travis: Management fuckup?}}

@Manager: Not exactly.

I am not able to give you a tour, for… well, it is rather classified. If you put things together, you might understand.

As for the tour...

I would ask Malkuth, but she went for a... paid leave, of all things.

So, I asked someone who is in the know to give a tour instead. You should know him, and he knows you. Ah, there he is.}}

@Eggman: Manager! What a surprise. How may I aid?}}

@Manager: There’s a situation I need to attend to, back at the TCR facility. Give the three a tour around the facility, permit level Kether.}}

@Eggman: Very well. It will be my pleasure. Good luck to you, sir.}}

@Manager: Thanks. Sir Travis, Luis, miss... Lain, right? Right, again, I apologize.}}

@Travis: Don’t sweat it, big guy. Go deal with your shit. }}

@Manager: Thank you for your concern. Alright... Have a good time.}}

@|*manager leaves*}}

@Manager: Please... let it go better this time...}}

@|*small pause*}}

@Lain: Will he be fine?}}

@Luis: It’s the Manager, he’ll absolutely be fine. I do wonder what got him into such a turmoil...}}

@Lain: True... I’ll think upon it. It has to be something recent...}}

@Eggman: A-hem. Sir Ayin trusted me to give you a tour, and I intend to do as best as he would. If you would follow me, please.}}

@Travis: Right behind you, egghead.}}

@Eggman: I must RRRRRRRRRRRRRREMIND you, that this is a dangerous facility. If you are not careful, you will suffer damage and death. Do not. Orrrrrrrrr else I will not be given a PRRRRRRRRROMOTION!}}

@Travis: Bitchin’.}}

Match 1
Bateman vs Big Show vs MC Ride

Ride pins Show

Match 2

KO match elim

Dallas vs Haru vs Kuze

Kuze KO’s Dallas

Haru KO’s Kuze

Lore - Kuze finds out about the place being infested with feds

@Kuze: …}}

@|*Enter Haru*}}

@Haru: Hey, you got a light?}}

@Kuze: Oh, yes. Need one?}}

@Haru: Thanks, I have been dying for a smoke all day.

My boss took my lighter from me...

Want a smoke?}}

@Kuze: Oh what the hell, it’s been ages since I have had one. Hand one over.}}

@|*Sounds of lighting up*}}

@Haru: So are you new around here? }}

@Kuze: You could say that.}}

@Haru: Same, I was hoping that I could actually put my talents to use here but I guess that is not going to happen anytime soon.}}

@Kuze: What talents are we talkin’ about here?}}

@Haru: I am good behind the wheel, and I have an eye for more… darker elements.}}

@Kuze: Hm... I get what you mean.}}

@Haru: You do? ...Oh, yeah. I shouldn't talk about that...}}

@Kuze: Smart boy, I had to call in a friend to help clear up some issues about that.

Where are you from?}}

@Haru: Japan, a little coastal town called Shiokawa, you?}}

@Kuze: Worked mostly in Kamurocho. }}

@Haru: Probably would have been better off there, Shiowaka is fucking nuts.}}

@Kuze: How so?}}

@Haru: The place is cursed, old gods and evil spirits rest there.

You can’t even walk the streets without walking into something truly evil who seeks to harm you.}}

@Kuze: What a load of bullshit. You are just making this up.}}

@Haru: Trust me, I know what I saw. And here I thought it would be different here but it seems even this place has it’s strangeness.}}

@Kuze: Strangeness? Other than the tasteless ring that wouldn’t look out of place in some shitty obnoxious club.

And some jackasses wearing eccentric clothes, this seems relatively normal.}}

@Haru: You probably haven’t seen the weirdos that show up around here then.

They are enforcers for the company that runs this place.}}

@Kuze: What do they look like? They aren’t cops, right?}}

@Haru: You’ll know them when you see them.

And I guess they aren’t cops? They are more concerned with their own business-}}

@???: Haru?}}

@Haru: Shit...}}

@|*Akasaka enters*}}

@Akasaka: There you are!}}

@Haru: ...Hey, boss.}}

@Akasaka: Are you smoking again?}}

@Haru: ...Maybe.}}

@Akasaka: For the last time, Haru. No smoking on the job, we are supposed to be on a case here!}}

@Kuze: …}}

@Akasaka: I’m sorry if my apprentice here has tricked you into getting a cigarette, sir.}}

@Kuze: …}}

@Haru: Come on, you are blowing this way out of proportion.}}

@Akasaka: You’re better than this, Haru. You’re setting a bad example for investigators here!}}

@Haru: Whatever, where are we going?}}

@Akasaka: I’ll tell you when we get to the car.}}

@|*Akasaka and Haru leave*}}

@Kuze: …

That fat asshole. He conveniently leaves out the part about this place having goddamn cops.}}

Match 3

Hell in a Cell

Dog Nigga vs Norman Jayden

Dog nigga pins Norman Jayden

Lore - Travis lore part 2

@*Dark screen*}}

@???:Come by sometime then, Lain. People like us need to stick together.}}

@Eggman: Well then. Goodbye, Lady Tiphereth. Everyone, let’s continue. There’s still places to be!}}

@*transition*}}

@Travis: Would you look at that, making friends already. }}

@Lain: Friends… that’s a nice word. I hope I’ll be her friend, then. If what she had gone through is like mine…}}

@Luis: The little lady has spunk, I’ll say. I just hope she doesn’t kick me like she showed...}}

@Eggman: Attention, please! I welcome you to the Disciplinary Department!}}

@Travis: What, you got your own police here? }}

@Eggman: If you want to think in simple terms, then yes. But tell me... Where would you find a police force equipped with weapons that can absorb corpses, strike at the soul itself… Or even have mutations that look like wings?}}

@Luis:...Nowhere else, I would imagine.}}

@Eggman: Exactly. }}

@???: Come on, run like you mean it! Where’s the spirit in you?! You wanted your Fortitude raised, act like it!}}

@Lain:...I thought that the Training department was on the lower floors. }}

@Eggman: Corrrrrrect, but with recent acquisitions, the two departments have begun a joint project. In an effort to train agents with more efficiency. See, even Hod is here!}}

@Lain: Ah. That’s why she wasn’t down there. I see...}}

@|-der shooty gunshot-}}

@|-paradise lost reap noise-}}

@Travis: Holy shit, I want one.}}

@|*enter sundowner*}}

@Sundowner: You’ll need to go through hell if you want to wield one of these beauties. Hey, Eggman, didn’t know we’d have visitors!}}

@Travis: Wait, you too work here?}}

@Sundowner: Yes, assassin. The Manager gave me, and war, a chance. So now I am teaching the eggheads here my ways, in turn. And they’re very eager students!

Too bad there’s little that can survive a good strike from these beauties. }}

@Hod: Sundowner, the target is close by.}}

@Sundowner: Perfect! Time for live practice. Let the mutt have it!}}

@|*fight noises*}}

@???: I’LL CRUSH YOU!}}

@Sundowner: Hahaha, excellent! You’re showing a good penchant for killing! Keep at it.

Hank! Nice shooting.}}

@Travis: Dimitri’s clone is really vicious... Figures. }}

@Lain: Haven’t we seen this one back in the Control department? On the cameras, that is.}}

@Travis: Come to think of it... yeah, Egghead showed us Hank working on it. A build-up for the target practice, I guess.}}

@Luis: Are you not worried about costs if something goes wrong? From what the little lady and Eggman said, Agents don’t really die, but the same can’t be said for equipment, can it?}}

@Hod: You see, dear guest, at the L-Corp, we have the technology of several other corporations at our beck and call. Just some spoils of the City.

Safe to say, we can experiment without restraint!}}

@Eggman: Well, I don’t want to keep you from the training. Come along, you thrrrrree. There are still places to see.}}

@|*group leaves*}}

@Sundowner: And there they go…

Right, you’ve subdued the mutt, now let’s try the corpse sludge! Hey, you, go feed it some meat, let it grow!}}

Match 4:

Tables 15 minute

Luka vs Roland, Ironman

ROLAND PUTS LUKA THROUGH 1-0

ROLAND PUTS LUKA THROUGH 2-0

LUKA PUTS ROLAND THROUGH 2-1

ROLAND PUTS LUKA THROUGH 3-1

LOL LUKAKEKS THANKS FOR THE MONEY! - Nyron

Lore - Angela finds the office in disarray

@|*Dark screen*}}

@Dagoth: A god sticks by his word. You will rue the day you interfered with my duel!}}

@|*Sounds of a door violently opening*}}

@Yugi: Urghhh...}}

@Dagoth: Insolent little mongrel, this is what should have happened with you!}}

@|*Dagoth throws Yugi through a table in the office*}}

@Yugi: …}}

@Dagoth: Now stay down and know your place, lest you desire to taste my wrath again!}}

@|*Cut to Manager’s office*}}

@|*Wakka appears from behind the desk*}}

@Wakka: Geez, thanks a lot! Ya ruined my perfect plan!}}

@Dagoth: Hiding in the shadows like a mongrel thief, Wakka? That is very unlike you.

What is it you are scheming?}}

@Wakka: Uh…}}

@Dagoth: What have you got in your hand? Some artifact?

Could it be that you are scheming to assassinate The Manager’s child?}}

@Wakka: Child? Ya can’t see with that mask of yours!? That’s a machina! And this here is a magnet!}}

@Dagoth: A... magnet? Have you even thought out this grand conspiracy of yours?}}

@Wakka: Ya see, if I stick this magnet on its head, since she is a machina, it will attach to her and short her out!

Which will take her out instantly!}}

@Dagoth: And have you even considered how you were going to get away with that?

Are you so arrogant to think that they wouldn’t piece together your involvement in that?

That is if it even works in the first place, which it will not.}}

@Wakka: Ha, did ya even think about how you are gonna escape from ya responsibility for smashing that guy over a table in their office?

How about I tell them about that?}}

@Dagoth: An amusing threat, mongrel.

However there is one thing you fail to take into account... Such as me telling them about your scheme to assassinate Manager’s treasured tool.

Do you want to see who he will punish first?

Is that a risk you are willing to take, especially after seeing what he did to that degenerate?}}

@Wakka: What do ya mean?}}

@Dagoth: Simple, they say silence is golden. Utter a word of this and I shall gladly bring both our secrets out into the light.

I know I will walk out of it unscathed, I don’t think you will.}}

@Wakka: Fine, I wasn’t gonna say anything anyway!}}

@Dagoth: Good. Don’t worry about your secret plan being revealed, mostly because I know you will never get anywhere with it.}}

@Wakka: Ya don’t know what ya talkin’ about!}}

@|*cut to later with the office lights out*}}

@Angela: Day... 122? It’s getting harder to remember the days...}}

@|*door opens*}}

@Angela: Someone forgot to lock the door.}}

@|*Sound of a lightswitch*}}

@|*A view of the office with a broken table and an unconscious Yugi*}}

@Angela: …

Seriously?

Why am I not surprised at all?

Out of all the offices they choose to break the tables in here?

…

Let’s hope this one didn’t kick the bucket, I don’t want Bateman jumping to any conclusions


 * soft kicking sound*

Hello?

No response…

…


 * KICK KICK*

Get up.}}

@Yugi: urgh...}}

@Angela: Well he is alive, is this because of that idiotic feud he has with Dagoth?

Could have at least had the common courtesy to not break our tables if he had to do this.

Hmph.

Looks like I will have to drag this one out by myself-}}

@Alice: Hora hora, Angela-

Another one?}}

@Angela: Ever since that King of Tables announcement, everyone has been smashing each other into tables, even off the stage. }}

@Alice: Well it keeps them busy.}}

@Angela: But it’s getting harder to find new tables now, If this keeps up we might have a table shortage.

I knew we should have not allowed that rule. Saying that they can win the belt at any place and time as long as they break a table was a bad idea.

I worry for my books if they suddenly decide that bookshelves also count.}}

@Alice: Wait, but didn’t Bateman win that belt? Shouldn’t they have been going for him?}}

@Angela: Looks like Dagoth wanted to get even with this guy for his little act in that previous match.

Since it was an official match, the title was determined by who won it.

And Yugi let Bateman win it through a technicality.}}

@Alice: Smart for someone who I keep seeing smash himself into tables…

Well, do you need some help cleaning up?}}

@Angela: I’m fine. It’s only just a few table pieces.}}

@Alice: Let me help you at least move that idiot out of here.}}

@Angela:Fine.}}

@|*Black screen*}}

@Alice: Ha, this is nothing. Very easy to pick him up}}

@Both:

3…

2…

1…

Throw!}}

@|*Table breaks*}}

@|*cuts to hallway*   }}

@Alice: Yeowch...}}

@Angela: Who put that table there?}}

@Alice: Tee hee... Unlucky for him.

You think that this makes us the Queens of Tables?}}

@Angela: Officially or unofficially?}}

@Alice: Well obviously unofficial, but maybe if this thing with the new roster comes through...}}

@Angela: I wouldn’t get your hopes up for that.}}

@Alice: I know.

Say, whatever happened to Eri after your match?

I haven’t seen her around after she apparently ran afoul of Ayin.}}

@Angela: No idea. Last I saw of her, Roland was dragging her away from the locker room.}}

@???: YOU CALL THIS A GAG?! THERE HASN’T BEEN A SINGLE COCK JOKE!}}

@Alice: Who is that?}}

@Angela: Take a wild guess-}}

@???: NOW WATCH ME GAG ON THIS COCK AND THEN-

(Judgement knight starts playing quietly)

I’LL PASS OUT FROM CHOKING ON TOO MUCH FAT DICKS UNTIL I WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY WITH MY CHIN ACHING!

AND THEN I WONDER TO MYSELF HOW THE DICK AND BALLS GOT IN MY FACE... WHICH WILL BE A MYSTERY THAT SHALL BE NEVER SOLVED!}}

@Alice: It’s Spigot, isn’t it?}}

@Angela: Yes.}}

@Spigot: WHY DID IT STOP?! GET ME TO THE BEAT OFF SHIT!

CONTENT IS KING!

THESE CATFIGHT VIDEOS SUCK A FATLOAD OF PRICKS!}}

@Alice: How do you understand a thing he says?}}

@Angela: ...Easy, I don’t understand anything he says.}}

@Alice: Is it really only Ayin who understands him?}}

@Angela: Other than Malkuth, yes.}}

@Alice: I don’t want to know how anyone derives any meaning from him.

...

I’m bored. You think you could bring some Agents over for us to fight?}}

@Angela: ...I guess we could do that, I know there is an agent nearby we can use.

Do you have anyone else to make up for it?}}

@Alice: I think I might be able to get someone. Don’t worry, she won't bite… She leaves that for Luka.}}

@Angela: Shouldn’t you be worried about that?}}

@Alice: He can handle himself. But what about the broken table?}}

@Angela: ...Eh, that can be someone else’s problem. I could do with some training.}}

Match 5

Angela and Alice vs Catt and Zero

ANGELA PINS CATT

AGAIN

90 everywhere: Jean

Jean wins

Lore - Travis lore part 3

@*black screen*}}

@Luis: Well, Travis, Lain, this is where we part. I won’t be long, so see you soon.}}

@Travis: Okay. Just don’t die in some freak accident. I don’t think the hag can put you back together.}}

@Lain: ...Be safe.}}

@Binah: Ease yourself. He’ll come in one piece, where you’re headed. If he’s as good as he says. Go on, now.}}

@Eggman: Yes, Lady Binah. Come on, you two. We’ll brrrriefly go through the Da’at department, as it connects this and the Rrrrrrrecords department. Don’t stare at the Well too much, please.}}

@|*da’at dept*}}

@Travis: Okay, what the fuck is that brain in a jar? }}

@Eggman: I alrrrrready told you, it is the Well. }}

@Travis: That? That veiny thing births all the monsters and weapons and shit?}}

@Eggman: Out of everything you’ve seen, this is what gets you?}}

@Travis: Kinda, yeah. I know it is a lab and everything, gotta be a brain jar somewhere, but… not of this size. }}

@Lain: ...}}

@Travis: Hey, Lain, you okay?}}

@Lain (?): I feel this… presence, in the chamber. Can't you see? Can't you hear? This voice… What it whispers, and promises… it is so warm...}}

@Travis: Nope... Should I have? }}

@Lain: No. I wouldn’t too, if I wasn’t connected. Let’s go, Travis. She’s giving me the creeps.}}

@Travis:...She? Okay, okay. Hey, Eggman, lead on.}}

@|*scene change*}}

@Eggman: This is the Rrrrrecords department. Where Agents are truly born. Now, I’ve been told you have business in the medical department, so I’ll stay here. Go up the ladder.}}

@Travis: Wasn’t the medical department all the way down? }}

@Eggman: It has become a joint prrroject, like that of Trrrraining and Disciplinary. Seeing as there are actual people that are being copied now... The Rrrrecords were found to be the most efficient location.}}

@Travis:...Could’ve just said there are two of them. Whatever. See you in a minute, doc.}}

@Travis: Hey, you’re... Jesus, the resemblance between you and the priest is uncanny.}}

@A!Kirei: Mhmhmhm. So it is, child of man. But contrary to his designs, I am but a humble Servant of this facility. Kirei, the captain of the Architecture team.}}

@Lain: Shouldn’t you be down in the range? We’ve seen the rest of the captains training there. And… isn’t this the Records department? Why would you be here?}}

@A!Kirei: ...Let’s just say I drew the short straw. The agent that’s been working on the clone process was sent for training himself. In that term, he was quite lucky, to grow from his frail Level 1 stats.

Well, let’s not waste time. Write in your names, dates of birth, residence, blood type, all that is required.}}

@|*paper rustle*}}

@Travis: So, you’re, what, thinking like the priest himself? Gonna jump ship too?}}

@A!Kirei: Please, spare me the accusations. My loyalty is first, and foremost, to this Corporation. Even with his penchant for violence and cruelty, to abandon this place would be against my own soul. The soul of any agent, truly.}}

@Lain: Souls... You said that Agent was frail. Why so. What are the stats you talk of?}}

@A!Kirei: Fortitude. Prudence. Temperance. Justice. They are what make Agents into beings stronger than a mortal man. While the others had time and power spent to make them better from the start... He was awoken at the rock bottom of the facility.

Precisely when this war was at its apex, and no one remained standing, aside from Angela and her own aides. He must’ve been blessed, that his pathetic body did not expire from the fight in the ring.

Done? Your arms, please. This will take only a moment.}}

@|*stab*}}

@Travis: Ow. So, he’s what, an anomaly in this situation? Or will the next free laborers be as weak as he is?}}

@A!Kirei: That... I do not know. The newer batches are still in the birthing stage, so it is too early to judge so. But, if they are… Well, that would certainly be despairful. Hmhmhm.}}

@Lain: Then... Then that mustn’t happen! If I could look at how they’re made, I’m certain I could help refine the process. }}

@A!Kirei: Then rejoice, child of man, for thy wish will certainly come true. }}

If you appeal to Angela or Ayin about it, that is. All I can do is put a good word... but I will expect results, understand? }}

@Lain: Yes.}}

@A!Kirei: Good. Now, this is done, and when he returns from his training... The German will continue the work with the samples. Come back in a few weeks... And you two will see yourselves in a pale mirror. }}

@Travis: Sure thing. Don’t go like the priest did, okay? Damn, I wish I knew just where he fucked off to...}}

@|*travis and lain leave*}}

@A!Kirei: Rejoice, rejoice, children of man. Thy wishes will come true, in time. And if he thinks as I do, then his plans will bring great suffering. Wouldn’t that be a delight to see.}}

@|*scene change*}}

@Hokma: I hope the tour has been going well?}}

@Eggman: Of course, Sir Hokma. The guests arrrre having a grrrrrand time.}}

@Hokma: Good. You know what to do next, then?}}

@Eggman: Yes. An Agent is on standby, if things go as expected.}}

@Hokma: Very well. Keep me informed of how it goes. All that is gained from it can be used to further Angela’s training. }}

@|*travis and lain arrive*}}

@Eggman: Ah, there you are! No prrrrroblems?}}

@Travis: Nah. Though the substitute guy should ease up on his talk of premonitions.}}

@Eggman: Wait, Kirei is there? I didn’t know... Well, he should’ve registered you as well as the doctor would.

Ah,right. You haven’t met yet, this is Hokma, the Sephirah that resides over this department.}}

@Hokma: Well met, Travis, Lain. }}

@Travis: Wait, why do you look normal? All the honchos we’ve met were wearing those filter things.}}

@Hokma: When the confrontation between Sir Ayin and Angela was approaching its climax... I fled the lab, to give him precious information. For that, I also got rid of the filter. And after, it only felt natural.

Do go on with your tour. I must assist the Agent upstairs with the sample sequencing.}}

@Eggman: Good luck, Sir Hokma. Now! It is time for the grrrrrrand finale. Follow me, please.}}

@|*group leaves*}}

@Eggman: Perrrrsonally, I just think he is trrrrying to be as much similar to Manager as possible. Though, no one does it as much as Angela.}}

@Hokma: I heard that.}}

The gayest promo known to mankind

@Agent Battler| There are certain someones walking around the locker room that should know they have my full attention. Im normally a patient person, and prefer to handle these problems in private. However, I'm too upset to handle this backstage, so let's get this handled out here right now!}}

@|ENTER WOODY}}

@Woody| Tonight seems like a great night to make something special happen. Don't you people think so? I think the WWE Universe here deserves to see something special.

They've been a great crowd so far. I'm not entirely sure what's going to happen, I just know we're going to make it something special.}}

@Agent Battler| You really think you can come out here, interrupt me, make a huge spectacle in front of all these people, and get away with it? You walked into the wrong ring, son. And, i'm afraid it's going to cost you this time.}}

@Woody| Every time you open up that squawk box, I want to fill it up with my fist. So, why don't you do the WWE Universe a favor and stop your lip-flapping, and let's get down to business!}}

@Agent Battler| You know, when I was coming up, I really benefitted from the advice of guys who helped me by passing on their wisdom and experience. And, now I'm going to give you some advice: Please use mouthwash

before you come out here!}}

@Woody| Someone like you should have no problem testing your luck with me in the ring. Is that right? If that's the case, I'd be more than happy to give you a personal lesson as to why I'm the best Superstar in the WWE today I mean, if you're feeling obliging.}}

@Agent Battler| Well, slap me silly and call me dizzy! I'm always up for a fight. We can do it now, at the Pay-Per-View event...Hell, we can do it back at the hotel. You want to get your ass whooped, I'll always oblige! One thing though, Daddy-0, you look me in the eye and tell me I'm the better man after I beat you!}}

@Woody| You don't sound so sure you can beat me..and you're right. You can't. But, that doesn't matter now. Because you and I are going to have a match. I know it sucks when you already know you're going to get your c(l)ock cleaned. So, let's stop delaying the inevitable and fight.}}

@Agent Battler| You can go on and on talking, but at this point, you're just delaying the inevitable. If you want to fight, then let's fight! I'm not a hard man to find, so, any time you want to get physical, all you have to do is say the words and we can get it on!

I hope you're happy with what you've accomplished tonight, because as far as I'm concerned, you just declared warl As with any war, there will be casualties. In this case, just one: you!}}

Match 6

Hank (With sunnyd and Monsoon) vs Agent Armstrong (With Battler and Dimitri)

Hank pins Armstrong

Lore - Byleth and Dimitri talk

@Dimitri: Professor! It’s great to finally fight side by side again.}}

@Byleth: Took a while to get that letter of yours, but I got it in the end.

When I came here you weren’t here actually, certainly got a greeting too.}}

@Dimitri: Hah, I heard you got attacked by a bunch of those creatures from that lab too.

Got told you were in a real bad shape but that guy wearing a mask helped you out.

Certainly seems to be a miracle worker if shouting like that can heal serious wounds.}}

@Byleth: We come from a place where magic can bring people from the brink of death, it’s certainly not that strange for us.}}

@Dimitri: I guess you’re right.

Say, what brought you to here instead of that uh...

Children’s party game, as you would call it?}}

@Byleth: Well…

It’s certainly not the best place to work, unless you enjoy the underaged.}}

@Dimitri: Oh dear, that must’ve been a nasty surprise to find out about.

Not like I fared much better, getting stuck in hell before being the servant of a crazed priest.

So... What are you planning to do after this? I assume you’re not going back to that party game after all.

Back to Fodlan perhaps? I’d like to visit them again sometime too.}}

@Byleth: Would be nice to see how they’re all getting on too, who knows, maybe they’d join in on this wrestling stuff too!

Speaking of, I heard that Edelgard somehow showed up here but you took care of it again.

Not sure how she turned up considering I watched you kill her after she threw that knife at you!}}

@Dimitri: Ah… That’s complicated, it was some weird magical toy that crazy mexican has.

Hey, thinking about it, have you seen that guy around?

Or James for that matter?}}

@Byleth: Good point, I heard that a lot of people failed to show up recently, what’s up with that?}}

@Dimitri: Gods... I just hope what I witnessed at TFR isn’t happening here as well!

I’ll go ask Manager about it when I get the chance, I know he’ll trust me.}}

Match 7

Yugi vs Woody 10 min ironman

Woody pins Yugi 1-0

Woody pins

Match 8

Elim tornado

The World of STR vs Besaid Aurochs vs Dimitri and Byleth

Dimitri pins wakka

Kenshiro pins Byleth

Kenshiro pins Tidus

Kenshiro pins Dimitri

Match 9

Papa Nier vs Runescape Bot ⅔ falls for The Autism Cure(?)

Papa Nier pins Bot 1-0

Papa Nier pins Bot 2-0

Lore - Travis part 4

@Luis: Hey there. Didn’t keep you waiting, did I?}}

@Travis: Nah, Lain and I were getting registered, and the guy manning the desk really likes to talk. How did your foray go?}}

@Luis: Splendidly. I could observe only one abnormality, a being called “Melting Love”, but it was quite the specimen. I’d say this is a good first day on the job.}}

@Eggman: All gatherrrred, then? Good. The last floor is just beyond this door. Just a moment…

Behold, the Architecture Department, commonly referred to as Kether. From here, the rrrrrrrest of the facility is observed in full, it and the places beyond. }}

@Luis:...Huh. It looks rather… monochromatic. Could do with a bit more color, don’t you thin-}}


 * bg changes to Abel-Kether*

What the... did you change it, Eggman? }}

@Eggman: Huh? No, it was not me. It-


 * warps to Abram-Kether*

...before I was rrrrrrrudely interrupted, this floor changes itself by its own accord. Flights of fancy, you see?


 * warps to Adam-Kether*}}

@Travis: Right, this place is alive or some shit. You mentioned it at the start of the tour.


 * warps to LoR Kether Floor*

So, any shticks here?}}

@Eggman: Yes, yes. This floor is rrrrreserved for the phenomena associated with wrrrrestling. Tables and Ladders influencing the minds, rumors of a “Holy Belt”... A pocket dimension located under the Rrrring, The Rrrramp, The Cursed Corner and many others. }}

@Luis:...Wait, if I remember right, Angela and Ayin duked it out on top of the facility. And this is the top floor of the building. So…}}

@Eggman: Connected the two points, have you? With the rrring right above us, all of the phenomena can be tested out at any time. And, it serves as another trrrraining facility forrrr the Agents. }}

@Lain: I believe official matches went there for a while. How were the wrestlers able to come in and out, without learning the secrets in here?}}

@Eggman: Ah, trrrue, the management used the area for a while. With careful application of W-Corp technology, getting them to go back and forth was harrrrdly a problem.}}

@Travis: Say, doc, how about a match right now, in the ring up above? You, me, Luis, a good old fashioned triple threat.

Oh, er, Lain, I don’t know if you can join… can you?}}

@Lain: As the Laws of Wrestling say... “Clasheth the members of the opposing sex can only in direst situations, like saving the world or in lover’s spats... Or for any other asinine reason, if thee can pay the price...”

...The price is of course, not mentioned. It’s okay, I’ll watch from the crowds. Maybe one of these “phenomena” will appear.}}

@Luis: I’m down for it. }}

@Eggman: Heh. Hehehehahahahahaha! You would be a fool to challenge one of the Scientists. Alright, Travis, Luis, I’ll entertain you. }}

@|*exit the three*}}

@Lain:...}}

@|*enter bongbong*}}

@Bongbong: Bong? (What are you doing here?)}}

@Lain: Waiting. Are you one of the employees here?}}

@Bongbong: Bong. Bongbong. (Yes. We are Bongbong, one yet many.)}}

@Lain: Are you doing anything right now?}}

@Bongbong: Bongbong. (No. What do you have in mind, guest?)}}

@Lain: Apparently, I need some wrestling training. Can you help me?}}

@Bongbong: Bong bongbong. (Yes. Follow me, please.)

(Bong bong…) (I better be paid for this...)}}

Match 10

Lain vs Bongbong

BongBong pins Lain

Match 11

Travis vs Luis vs Eggman triple threat

Luis pins Travis

Lore-  Travis part 5

@Luis: Phew... a little rough, don’t you think?}}

@Eggman: You can take more. As a new member of the research team, you’ll need to go through these regularly.}}

@Travis: Still, that was a good fight. Hey, where did Lain go? Did she watch?}}

@Lain: I’m here, I’m here! Sorry, I was... put into a match.}}

@Eggman: Ah, yes, I was told a Bongbong would be around. For a good reason, it would seem.}}

@Travis: Did you have fun?}}

@Lain:... Yeah. Yeah, I did.}}

@|*scene change*}}

@Eggman:And... hm, that concludes our tour. Did you enjoy it?}}

@Luis: My curiosity was satiated tenfold. Makes me appreciate more that Manager had succeeded in the fight against Angela. To see all these unleashed upon the world... that’s stuff of nightmares.}}

@Travis: Tell me about it. Thanks for showing us around, doc. }}

@Lain: Yes. The libra... labora... the facility was incredible. }}

@Travis: Say, if I wanted to do some stuff on middle or upper floors, would I need to ask the head honcho himself?}}

@Eggman: Of course. A Knight you may be, but the actions here still require proper authorization. Did you have something in mind?}}

@Travis: Eh, I have a few ideas. Those weapons and armor pack a good punch. A kickass beam katana would be nice.}}

@Lain: And to meet with Angela herself. There is much I want to ask her.}}

@Eggman: I see, I see... All in due time, then. It was an honor to act as the guide today. See you in the rrrrring.}}

@|*eggman leaves*}}

@Lain: Oh, Travis! There is a gift shop here. Let’s go!}}

@Travis: Eh? Sure. Gotta get a few souvenirs.}}

@Luis: I hope you can pay, then. Wouldn’t mind something with the slime abnormality myself...}}