Tommy Wiseau

'WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON COMPUTER?! GO OUTSIDE, SO BEAUTIFUUUUUULLLL!!!!'

"Hahaha, what a story Mark!"

- An often cited quote of the God Emperor. It is unknown who the man "Mark" truly is. (Although Imperial Scholars theorise this "Mark" may be Malcador the Sigillite)

The God Emperor of Mankind. One of the most bitter enemies to Chris-chan, enemy of Chaos, enforcer of law, yet the one who disbelieves. If Todd and the Bogdanoffs are threats to mankind's existence through their penny pinching, then The God Emperor is one of the few who actually benefits mankind.

Despite his minimal screentime, he's had some changing effects on the lore.