Vegeta

A character from Dragon Ball Z.

Ore Wa Bejita
I kneel, I squeal

My headcanon isn't real

I cope, I mope

Someone hand me a rope

I sin, I never win

I belong in a trash bin

I job, I'm a slob

I'm too short

To reach the doorknob

I smell like a trashbag, My wife's an old hag

I am... a Vegeta fag The king of all jobbers