Carter

The sole poster of /asp/.

If you post in /asp/ you are Carter. Everyone is Carter.

I don't fucking understand that board and seeing as the the first thread in the catalog was a guy getting fucked by a dog, and the archive fails to answer my questions and only confuses me more, I'll leave OP or anyone else to fill this up.

Feats

 * Coining like every mannerism and catchphrase on /asp/, as he says it.