The Final Rumble/Iconic Matches

= Prologue =

Fred vs Leon
Probably one of the best matches of all time. An epic 40 minute bout. Kickstarted the feud that gave birth to the Paranormal Patrol, the driving force of Team NWF. The only ones who attended this match were OP and Janny. It happened months before TFR or Chrisposting was a thing, and it managed to last longer than most Iron Man matches, even though it was a simple one-on-one. Sadly, no archives or recordings exist of this bout.

= Season 1 =

Victory of the Case
The Sperm briefcase match. That single shot of Chris holding it over his head became VERY popular, and was responsible for introducing many and many viewers to TFR

NWF!
This match is famous for many reasons. First, because it was a good match by itself. But more than that, it contained Wesker's infamous suicide dive, going over Zoomer's head, and most importantly Vergil going absolutely apeshit insane, scoring three eliminations with three Yamato kicks in a row, to Dante, Dutch and Boomer

Extra's Grand Title Steal
Infamous because of the winner. A man with the default moveset and stats, nothing special about him (other than later being found to be a Bogological Weapon), who is a obscure meme and not even /v/ related, becoming the inaugural /v/ champion. Rumours are the crowd started a riot that night, claiming for Extra and OP's heads, and screaming "WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP?"

Rise of the Grim Reaper
Trying to stop the anger from the crowd, management threw whoever they could against Extra, who defeated anyone in his path. The REEEEE of the crowd grew louder, until management decided to use their ace: HUNK, who thankfully defeated Extra quite handedly, taking the /v/ Championship Belt for himself, and beginning his unstoppable streak up until his retirement.

Fuck You Leatherman
Aniki showed absolute determination on this one, refusing to give up even after being put through FIVE tables, he got up every single time, proving that ASS WE CAN.

Rise of the Mystery Masters
This one is a classic. The heart of Battler was showcased fully, and it propelled him to stardom. Near the end of season 1 of TFR, Chris Redfield, and TheRapist went into a tag team match against the Mystery Masters, represented by Battler, and Hobo Wright with Saihara on the sideline. While the fight was expected to be a forgettable match of Jobbler, and the newcomer being destroyed by The Therapy, this turned into one of the best matches in TFR history. The match lasted 30 minutes, and saw Battler take 3 Boulder Punches from Chris. This marked Battler as the first wrestler to ever stand back up after a Boulder Punch. Both Battler, and Phoenix were being slaughtered, but dealt back as much damage as Chris, and The Rapist were dealing. When both Chris and Phoenix were bloody and hurt, Chris pushed Phoenix into a corner and just stared him in the eyes, and the moment he moved, shot a 300km/h Boulder Punch to his face. When attempting the pin, all hell broke loose; at 2, Battler tried to stop them but TheRapist jumped on his face; at 3, a desperate Saihara slided into the ring, grabbed Ref's leg, and yoinked him out, saving his team. After a grueling fight, Phoenix was put in a submission, and tapped out, giving Chris, and The Rapist the victory. This match marks the turning point for Battler, and solidified the Mystery Masters in TFR history, while also showing the great teamwork between Chris, and The Rapist.

Fuck You Leatherman II
Refusing to stay down, Aniki said he was going to put an end to Leatherman no matter what. And he sure as hell tried. However, no effort in the world was capable of stopping the (at that point) undefeated boss of The Gym.

Revenge of the Grim Reaper
Happening just after the match listed above, this was a display of pure anger. HUNK and the debuting U.S.S put a stop to Armstrong's short-lived title reign. The match was fast-paced and had great OST, and the crowd loved every second of it. An incredible match.

Deadweight Legacy
The cherry on top of the amazing episode that contained Darkholme vs Aniki and Hunk vs Armstrong. Nero and Vergil went at it for over 20 minutes, with great syncs through and through, impressive moves and a desire to get the best out of each other. In the end, Vergil managed to win by the skin of his teeth, with a 2-1 lead.

Senator Armstrong ➡ 30-man Royal Rumble
The first of many times Majima came oh-so-close to winning the big one. After this emotional wild ride, he went on to have an amazing display on a bonus match, defeating Armstrong, and got inserted into the /v/ championship bout at Wrestlemania.

The Butterflies ➡ The Gym (c) (TTag for /v/ Tag Team Championship)
Finally, Aniki could put an end to his pursuit. Debuting his new tag partner, Ricardo, he put a stop to The Gym's reign of terror and Darkholme's undefeated streak, cementing their rivalry as one for the ages.

Battler Ushiromiya's First Victory
The man who had never won a match in his life finally proved himself worthy of being a Ushiromiya, by beating up his grandfather nonetheless. The crowd chanted "BCW" as the referee counted 3 after a sequence of impressive athletic moves and a Shining Wizard, and that night, we knew that, indeed, Battler Could Win.

Battle For TFR
The logical conclusion to Season 1. After finally being convinced to work together for the greater good, Chris and Leon joined forces with their best friends (sorry, Dutch) and managed to stop CRAB-17, saving TFR and, potentially, the world itself. This match also had what is probably the best sync of all time, with Bloody Stream (unintentionally by OP) coming in just as Chris and Leon worked together for the first time in the match. This match was also compounded by being an extremely long match, with a major back-and-forth of wrestlers from either side being eliminated, kino syncs, and Chris and Leon working together to regularly save each other from pins, with both being bloodied from numerous Fuckerkicks, Fuckercuts and Roberto kicks.

All-Girls match for The Briefcase of Sperm
After the briefcase of Leon's sperm was found by The Mystery Masters, they decided to give out ownership of it in the fairest way possible: a ladder match between all the RE girls. The highlight of this match being Jill distracting Ada long enough to allow Claire to obtain the briefcase, giving us yet another great image of a Redfield holding the briefcase.

= Season 2 =

Elimination Chamber, Wesker ➡ Goro Majima, Fred, Gordon, Richtofen and Gordon
Much to OP's SETHIG, Richtofen beat up Brendan Fraser backstage and took his spot in the elimination chamber, on top of this, Richtofen used some kind of fuckery (the Summoning Key perhaps?) to swap places with one of the contestants in a cage, so that he didn't have to start off in the ring immediately. This match also featured a very neat special move combo from Goro Majima and Wesker to BTFO Fred, and once again Goro showed his ability to come close but never win.

Team Devil May Cry VS Team Biohazard
A pretty solid match, full of star power, between characters of two beloved Capcom franchises. Even if non-canon, this match proved itself important by kickstarting the rivalry between HUNKfags and Vfags, which would bear fruit later. V had a great display, being able to pin the /v/ Champion HUNK after being left alone in a 1v3, but it wasn't enough to stop Chris and Leon's alliance.

The Butterflies (c) ➡ Men With a Plan (TTT /v/ Tag Team Championship)
In their first title defense, The Butterflies came close to being only transitional champions. Dutch's plan of injuring Aniki before the match was solid, but it only gave him more will to win. And that's just what he did, after a contest full of near-falls.

Hunk ➡ V (Champion vs. Champion match to determine /v/'s representative in the King of the Ring tournament)
46 seconds. That's all HUNK needed to make a joke out of the King of Jobbers champion. The intensity displayed by Mr. Death hadn't been seen since his first bout with Armstrong, but it sure as hell showed that there's just no keeping down the Grim Reaper. V fans were in a state of shock after the match, and many consider it unfair to this day.

BONUS: Hunk ➡ V (2/3 Falls)
Also non-canon. V was granted a rematch, under more fair rules, to show off his worth. And he kinda did. Although V lost, once again, he scored a pinfall on the /v/ Champion and gave him a whole lot of trouble during the match.

Arthur Morgan ➡ Ruber w/ Dutch Van der Linde (MITB Qualifier match)
This one makes the list due to the sheer creativity of Dutch, coming up with many ways to distract the referee or just bend the rules in Ruber's favour. However, no matter how much he tried, it wasn't enough, and Arthur ended up victorious after an Insister.

V(c) ➡ Raiden (King of Jobbers Championship)
The newcomer, Raiden, showed the world how his VR training pays off. A wide variety of moves were used by both competitors in a great, unpredictable match. In the end, however, V retained the belt after being able to hit the V-Trigger perfectly, out of nowhere, almost on instinct.

Delta ➡ Boomer by submission
A pretty short and uneventful match. Until Delta showed off powers never before seen, by teleporting behind Boomer in the middle of the contest and immediately MINDHACCing him into submission.

The Sons of Sperdo (Donte and Vorgin) vs. The Bakers (Joe and Jack) ended in no contest
One of the best tag team matches that never was. After many minutes of action, and incredible moves by the Sons of Sperdo, who were on top during most of the time, the game crashed. And what was an instant classic became one of the most frustrating matches in TFR history.

Joshua Graham ➡ The Chosen Hunter (Falls Count Anywhere match)
Making up for the frustration, Mr. Vip Killer and The Chosen Incel fought in what was a brutal match, even without the use of weapons or blood. Just after the start of the match, they went to the crowd area and started a long brawl in a style reminiscent of Snake vs Ocelot from MGS4, with both wrestlers pacing back and forth, just punching the shit out of each other all the while Johnny Guitar plays. This ended with Graham kicking out of TWO finishers in a row, and countering the third into a perfect God's Last Gift for the 3-count.

Bane ➡ Zoomer by disqualification
In what was expected to be a squash in favour of Bane, Zoomer showed off his true power. Coming out to "Devils Never Cry" for an unknown reason (thanks, JewK games), he was unstoppable and absolutely dabbed on the Big Guy. The match ended in a disqualification after Bane got punched in the balls. Many say, however, that Zoomer gave him a pity win.

Raiden ➡ 30 man Royal Rumble by last eliminating Maximillion Pegasus
In a great match that had the debut of Travis Touchdown and amazing performances by Serge and Bane (fueled by rage after being hit in the small guys), Raiden (thinking this was a VR porn orgy) and Pegasus had a stand-off, and a brawl that almost turned into a regular one-on-one match, until Jack the Ripper got the win, and along with it, the /v/ Championship belt.

V ➡ Nelo Angelo - Part 1
V came onstage to deliver an AHEM in the form of a request to fight Nelo Angelo, his now Todded other half. Thankfully, Nelo Angelo granted this request by fighting him in a fair 1v1 fight. This match quickly became a test of endurance, with both sides eating specials, such as V eating multiple Starfalls and Yamato Kicks, furthermore was various syncs, various moments of V barely surviving, as well as a short crowd fight. After delivering many Pottery Poetry Kicks and V Triggers, V finally managed to pin his other half.

What cemented this match as an example of true kino, however, was V letting a pair of babes onto the stage to dance with him as a means of celebration as a rare example of JewK providing a kino moment rather than ruining a match.

Mr. America ➡ Senator Armstrong
The senator, as the champion of /v/ at the time, decided he would determine his next opponent via a draw from a hat. Mr. America was drawn, everyone came in expecting this to be a squash match much in the same way people expected Bane to fuck up Zoomer in their first encounter. This was a battle of who was truly a real American.

Much surprise was to be had to see Mr. America actually put up a good fight. At one point all hope seemed lost as Senator Armstrong went for the pin, but to absolute pure kino, Mr. America got out of the pin right as AMERICA FUCK YEAH kicked into full swing. At this point, Mr. America showed Armstrong what it truly meant to be an American by kicking some goddamn ass, resulting in Mr. America pinning Armstrong to the tune of "SLAVERY! FUCK YEAH!" from the song.

TOO BAD TWITCH MUTED THE FUCKING VOD, FUCK YOU TWITCH THAT WAS THE MOST KINO MATCH

Nelo Angelo ➡ Dante
Waking up from the hospital bed, Dante rushed in the fray to settle things with his brother's darker half. Despite Dante's efforts, Dante simply couldn't withstand the numerous Starfalls and Yamatos that were dished out and fell to his brother. After the match, Nelo pulled Dante back into the ring for more punishment.

Just when all seemed lost for Dante, V suddenly appeared. Knowing what needed to be done, V rescued Dante from Nelo's assault and took it upon himself to finish the fight with his other half once and for all. Using the power of cutscenes, V was able to defeat Nero and finally fuse himself back together. The Alpha and the Omega, Vergil was born once more.

Zoomer Brutalized
A match that was more a murder than an official fight, /v/-tan used his inner RAGE to fucking punch, kick and beat the shit of Zoomer without giving him even a second of respite to counter-attack or rest. A fucking brutal match that BTFO Zoomers forever. LONG LIVE OLD /v/

= Season 3 =

Chris and Therapist ➡ Leon and Fred
One of, if not, the longest opening match ever in TFR history lasting for around 26 minutes, with kino Weird Al music and DADADADADADA, and ends with the kino sync of Weird Al and Chris's victory pin.

Lords of the Locker Room
A match that was a recreation of Lords of the Locker Rooms 1:1 except for the outcome, we saw Van and Wolff beat each other to the audio of the video, it was practically as watching the original video happening in the TFRverse. In the end, Van beat Mark by submission.

Buried Alive Eternal Match
Officialy the longest match of TFR history ever as of now between Manny Pardo and Chris Benoit, clocking in at around 63 minutes and possibly for infinity if only OP had not decided to interrupt the match and shot them both death off-screen.

Lords of the Locker Room 2
The second holy coming, and the only canon match in the Extra episode, we got a recreation of the sequel to Lords of the Locker Room that, also, synced perfectly to the original.

Roaring Inferno
An epic match that lasted 10 minutes with banging music, Erwin and Doomguy had at each other with everything they had, and each time the fire rose, so did the hype of the chat, until Erwin went all out and burned Doomguy out of the ring.

I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet
TFR became the arena to settle a legendary conflict that had been roaring for years: Could Chibi finally shut the fuck up? As the battle went on and the audio version of Chibi's annoyance played, it was proven that No, he can't and won't shut the hell up.

Counter-Terrorists Win
AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

Title Contenders 8-Man Battle
On this match /v/-tan spent most of the first half battling Tatsuya away from the ring, and somehow got a 4-count but the ref didn't notice, later would somehow manage to PIN 4 TIMES, only to tap out to Chris' submission at the end, which was the only thing Chris did in the entire match.

Battle of the Meta-World
An epic Extreme Rules match taking place int the Meta-World; The legendary Battler Ushiromiya, fighting for The Focusing Stone to save his friends from the Meta-World, against the Human Unit Never Killed, sure to finish his mission once more. Battler gets the first hit and kicks HUNK several times, definitely going at full force, tried to pin HUNK but only got a 1-count. Enraged, HUNK lunges and unleashes a flurry of furious strikes at the downed Battler in anger; Battler escapes and suplexes HUNK, but HUNK later reverses him and proceeds to grab a Sledgehammer, however Battler disarms him before he can use it, kicking HUNK in the face and tried to pin again only to get another 1-count due to HUNK's sheer resistance. The two kept going at each other until Battler missed a rope punch and was punished, only to get Battler on the top rope and do a deadly supplex straight into the hard floor beneath the ring, a terrifying move that sure took a told on Battler, and pummeled him further only for Battler to get up and Powerbomb his head against the ringside, and then slap him against it with a spin and the a Shining Wizard on him. HUNK proceeds to grab a Steel Table but Battler disarms again. The two brawl for a while until HUNK gets Battler on the ring and proceeds to beat him non-stop, HUNK gets Battler into a corner but Battler desperately throws him off the ring, in an incredible move by HUNK, uses the impulse to run back into the ring and clothesline Battler and pin him into a 2-count. HUNK tries a Neckbreaker, but is reversed by Battler who then goes Top Rope and hits it and executes a Blue Truth Bomb into a 2-count, almost felling the beast HUNK, but HUNK gets back up in a reversal and tries to use the Sledgehammer, only for it to fail but nevertheless get Battler into a corner to use the critical Extraction Kicks on Battler, causing him to bleed. Failing another pin into a 2-count, HUNK doubts at first but finally executes the Neckbreaker on Battler, finally pinning him to a 3. A legendary match where both wrestlers gave their best.

King of Drunks #1 Contender Match
A Fatal-4-Way between Leon, Therapist, Travis and Dante for #1 king of jobbers contender; Dante and Travis were swiftly eliminated, but Leon and Therapist kept going at each other for like 12 minutes in a battle for the sobriety of Leon. Ultimately, Therapist would lose, and Leon would win his right to be as drunk as he wants to be over the fact ADAAA doesn't love him, sadly meaning he will run over as many people while drunkenly driving as he wants.

Rumble of the Black Sorcerer
A legendary fight where Ushiromiya Battler fights for the truth, while Black Battler fights to turn his lie into truth and be real to this world. Both wrestlers fought like never before as the the Red Truth counter went up the destiny of both persons' lives were on the line. While B. Battler seemed to gain the belief of the crowd at first, in the end Battler's wrestling prowess accompanied by his 5 Red Truths won the crowd over into believing him, undoing the existence of B. Battler once, and hopefully, for all.

TFR vs AAA
An epic bonus match where TFR's finest jobbers Wrestlers Vergil, Van, Pardo & Kirei fight Lucha AAA 's legends of Abismo Negro, Konnan, El Zorro, and Mr. Bones' Servant and Avatar, La Parka. The match begins with Vergil against Abismo, and it quickly switches wrestlers until it ends Van against El Zorro, but seeing the prowess of the Lucha AAA team, Van has the idea of a more ideal, yet scummier, tactic: He stalls El Zorro outside the ring and in the last count jumps into the ring, eliminating Zorro. After, Van quickly changes to Pardo. Later, Kirei tries to fight La Parka and eliminate this Servant from this war, but quickly notices that despite being a skeleton and Mr Bones' avatar, which both things combined should make him utmost weak to Holy, is resistant to Holy(Though light tubes still prove way too holy to still damage him). When fighting Abismo Negro later, Vergil helps to stall him and get him Count-Out as well. When La Parka was about to use his deadliest move, La Parkinator, from the top rope on Vergil Kirei managed to stop him 2 times, but La Parka still threw Vergil from the top rope outside the ring. Parka would then proceed to pin Vergil and Kirei, leaving only Manny Pardo. Pardo and La Parka kept fighting relentlessly for 10 minutes until Pardo managed to pin La Parka, but by that point he had waste all of his will in defeating La Parka, so he was an easy win for Kannon.

Final Rumble of The Black Assassin
The final battle of the eternal rivalry: Agent 47 VS Battler Ushiromiya, with Max Payne and Mystery Masters support, respectively. Battler had the advantage at first and pulled an Autism Spin on 47, but 47 threw Battler and tried to pin him, only getting a 1-count Battler suplexes 47 but he no-sells and does a counter suplex, then tries to hit Battler but he throws him instead over his head.

47 tries to get up, but grabs his heart as if feeling in pain, Battler meanwhile shows honor by not attacking until he recovers then suplex him, Battler then pulls a Shinning Wizard and is distracted by Payne, and is back-attacked by 47 who suplexes him to a 1-count again and pulls a Tombstone, and then a Backstabber, pinning Battler to a 2-count. Battler counters 47 and then pulls him into a corner, then 2 jumping kicks making him bleed, ten a Shining Wizard, but is again distracted by Payne, giving 47 time to recover and counter Battler, but he does a jumping punch on 47, and kicks 47 off the rope. Off the ring, Payne walks menacingly close to Battler, but Wright comes too, prompting Payne to retrocede. 47 delivers several punches to Battler's face in a fit of rage, then another Tombstone and pins Battler to a 1.5-count but kicks out. 47 beats down Battler on a corner and leaves his head outside the ring, gets down out of the ring and runs full speed to kick Battler's head, making him bleed.

47 then tries to pin Battler, but Saihara distracts him and Battler counters, throws 47 off the ring, and then JUMPS STRAIGHT BETWEEN THE ROPES AND JUGGLES 47 INTO THE FLOOR, then suplexes 47 from the ring into the floor again, then top rope jumps onto 47, covering to a 2-count. Payne distracts Battler again, but he still counters 47's move and Armbar into a submission, but fails. 47 attacks but Battler counters again, and as 47 throws Battler off the ring, Battler runs and gains speed to jump back in and hit 47 at full force, just like HUNK did on him and pins, but 47 distracts the ref. 47 clotheslines Battler and uses a Piledriver, then pins Battler to a 2-count, then several counters are exchanged between the two and Battler jumps from the middle rope to roll 47 into a pin to a 2.5-count, then another Shining Wizard and top rope elbow to 47's head, and a Blue Truth Bomb. into another 2-count. 47 throws Battler over the top rope into the floor, and taunts him to come, but as Battler stayed on the floor, he went there himself and was countered by the merely pretending Battler, but back in the ring uses the Backstabber and pins for a 2-count yet again. 47 then uses his old Finisher on Battler, the one that had won him so much before, as a last resort, and finally pin falls Battler.

He finally won against Battler. All 47 did, all he ever wanted, was for this, this victory, he finally won against Faggler.

= Season 4 =

Fight Forever
Falls Count Anywhere Extreme Rules: Johnny Knoxville VS. Bane

To start off, how Johnny is even present is unknown.

There's hints at forces manipulating the match, as crowd began chanting "Fight Forever!" 24 minutes in. Then "This is awesome!" 27 in. Then a mix of eldritch voices as "You deserve it!" began a minute later. Then "Holy Shit!" 30 minutes in.

32 minutes in, OP asked a favor of Delta to mindhacc the wrestlers to move into the ring from the ramp, but another force was at odds and the OP's control broke. When the wrestlers reached the ring 32 minutes in, the lights went out, and back on, the Deadman himself Undertaker appeared to attack Bane from behind, and then was gone. 34 minutes in, both wrestlers were again in the crowd, something drawing them away from the ring, and a minute later, both wrestlers tried to stop fighting, as if they never really wanted to, but were unable to do so and the brawl began again. This continued until OP got them Mindhacced again, to Johnny's reluctant victory 45 minutes in.

FMS vs The Package Deal
Mixed Tag Team Tournament: Chris Redfield and Claire Redfield vs. Extra and Red

After the Redfield brother-sister duo entered the ring, the seemingly unthinkable happened. Extra, the man who was Bogged out of his past and Red, years after her WWE retirement and subsequent disappearance, have reunited in the ring, stepping forth as The Package Deal. Claire and Chris, perhaps shocked, refused to leave the ring for their opponents' entrance, though the two veterans were undeterred.

What followed was a brief match where Extra and Chris have decided to fight in the upper right corner outside of the ring, inflicting a draw. OP brought in Raidou and asked him to reverse time with his Mandom. Succeeding in that, OP decided to bring Delta back behind the scenes, so as to not let such a botch happen again.

Having covered all those bases, what followed was a grueling 40-minute match, with Delta having to Mindhacc the teams numerous times to avoid another mutual countout. As the 40th minute approached, OP, tired of the back-and-forth pinning, ordered Delta to mindhacc those who were not tagged in the next time someone would pin, so as to not let anybody interrupt the test of endurance and strength. Red has pinned, both Chris and Extra were stopped in their tracks, and The Package Deal won. Of course, there was a botch with FMS theme playing instead of Extra and Red's victory theme, but this did not take away from the fact that the legends were back. Oh, and the two hugged in the ring, much to OP's screeching.

The Representative Turnabout
Fatal 4-Way Match: Kazuma Kiryu VS. Phoenix Wright VS. Duke Nukem VS. Senator Armstrong

The match was based upon King /v/alhallan Top 4, with the Duke replacing Doomguy, and Wright finally wearing his suit, for the first time in the history of TFR.

While Duke and Kiryu were quickly disposed of, Armstrong and Wright were a different matter. The opposing sides of the law. The 4th and the 1st. The total opposites, clashing for the right to be the ones to represent /v/. Just as it had in the Fight Forever, the ramp struck again, seemingly trapping the two in the endless loop of pins. But, just as in the first match, Delta mindhacc'd them back to the ring. Perhaps out of bias, the mindhacc put less of a strain on Armstrong than on Wright, giving him the victory.

Wright/Armstrong Bonus Rematch
At first, this was seen as a non-canon match. However, after Wright successfully performed a Phoenix Splash and pinned Armstrong, there were proclamations to give Wright a second chance, to let him and Armstrong fight each other for the last time, to see who is truly worthy. Wright's angered face after his victory was the cherry on top that made OP relent and book one last match for the day.

Backstage Brawl: Wright VS Armstrong
With both fighters rejuvenated, they continued their feud off the ring, right in the backstage.While at first Armstrong had the upper hand, tossing the attorney around like a rag doll, pretty soon Wright had the politician on the ropes, dropping Powerbombs left and right. In the process of the fight Armstrong ends up briefly bent over, before throwing Wright right on the nearby chair. The attorney miraculously survives that and the throws onto the concrete floor that follow. What's more surprising is that Wright, fuelled by the power of Objection, instantly jumped back to his feet after Armstong dropkicked him. With one more powerbomb, Wright prevails, proving that Nanomachines are no match before the power of the law.

And thus, with this sudden turnabout, Wright is the one to represent /v/ in the King of the Ring Board tournament. Will this win be a fluke, or a sign?

Books & Ladders
Extreme Rules - Kazuma Kiryu VS. Raidou Kuzunoha the XIV: A relatively normal match, up until when Raidou tried to draw a weapon and drew The Grimoire; he then used it to beat Kiryu, but inadvertently activated his Beast Style, and beat Raidou. Thenn seeking to rearm themselves, Raidou seek a ladder while Kiryu drew a ladder. While the outcome of the choice seemed obvious at first, Kiryu pretended to be distracted and drew Raidou over and surprise-attacked with the ladder clashing both weapons but winning, then did it again, and finally devastated Raidou by throwing his whole self into the ladder.

End of HUNK
15 Min. Iron Match - HUNK VS. Senator Armstrong: The legendary conflict, reignited. Nobody knows why Armstrong decided to step up for TFR, but it will be remembered for the ages. The Match began in HUNK's favor, but Armstrong soon started performing counter after counter and going into 100% offence. However, he was still upclassed by HUNK 4 mins into the match. At 9:00 left HUNK became enraged, but Armstrong used this to trick him into a pin becoming 0-1. With 7:30 minutes left, Armstrong was starting to get weakened by HUNK's powerful blows, leaving him no option but to activate his last trick: Senator Armstrong activated his Super Nanomachines, turning him fully metallic. With 3 minutes left and his metallic form, HUNK wasn't able to even harm Armstrong anymore, leaving him open to be pinned another time to a 0-2. All attempts for HUNK to pin were met with failure, because Senator Armstrong HAD BECOME FUCKING INVINCIBLE. With 1:40 left, HUNK's neckbreaker stunned Armstrong long enough for him to get a pin and become 1-2, but Armstrong just woke up and pushed his shit in with a final Powerslam, turning the score 1-3. Armstrong taunted HUNK on the ropes by smacking his face a few times to no effect, and with a move, just like that, it was over. HUNK's record had ended. The Invincible HUNK was no more. The end of an era.

Rematch of The Senator and the Grim Reaper
15 Min. Iron Match - HUNK VS. Senator Armstrong: It was all Kojima's plan to have HUNK lose, he gave Armstrong the nanomachines, he rewrote the universe so HUNK would lose, and now he created a Reality Marble where the 2K19 was contained within, and had them fight in it.

Neckbreakers and Punts blew against each other, and half a match later no pins were successful. HUNK made Armstrong bleed, but he still wouldn't give up. 4 minutes in, Armstrong finally did the impossible again; he pinned HUNK, but this would prove to not be the end of it. HUNK raged, and the senator was punished. With 25 seconds left, HUNK's Neckbreaker was enough to pin the might Armstrong and draw out the match. These men prove again to be the best TFR has to give.

The Chamber Turnabout
Elimination Chamber - Terry Davis vs. Mr. America vs. Phoenix Wright vs. Bane vs. Adachi vs. 47: The match was between those six to determine, who gets to choose a tag team partner to challenge the Tag Team Champions. Strangely, both Adachi and Agent 47 were reverted to default entrance and music.

Everything pointed to the match being if not exciting, then at least entertaining. But it all changed when Phoenix exited his cell, the second one to leave, as the music that followed him had that unique edge of nostalgia behind it. And rightfully so, since it was the music from the first intro of Season 2. And to its' tune, the first pin happened. Phoenix Wright eliminated Terry Davis. Immediately, when the music from Season 1's intro started playing, another man was pinned. 47 was pinned by Wright after his Phoenix Splash connected and subsequently eliminated. At this point the spectators were getting pretty excited, riled up by attorney's prowess. The music moved on, giving the floor to Club Foot, the second intro of Season 2. On the words "All I got is a dirty trick, I'm chasing down the wolves to save you" Wright executed a Lie Detector on Bane and pinned him, earning another notch on his belt. Crowd was going wild.

With three wrestlers remaining, Adachi and Wright, two sides of the law, made an impromptu alliance against Mr. America, the crooked cop saved the attorney from the Leg Drop, twice, once by covering Wright, the second time performing Solida del Society on America before he could execute his signature move. At that point, Monster, the third intro of Season 2 kicked in, and Wright saved Adachi from Leg Drop by covering him himself. Eventually, with two Lie Detectors, Wright has to eliminate his wayward partner. Then, there were two. And four pins by the attorney.

As if to signify this, Born for Greatness rolled in. Pumped up, Phoenix did his splash on Mr. America, but it was not enough to eliminate him. Not deterred, he climbs the ropes again and performs an Elbow Drop. And that wasn't the end of it, as he climbed the rope once more, tired and beaten, but determined to see it through. Unfortunately for him, that did not connect. After Mr. America started gaining advantage, Wright suddenly jumped right up after getting body slammed. But even that wasn't enough, as Wright was slammed and choked and elbow dropped by his opponent who totally was not Hulk Hogan. Yet that couldn't keep the seeker of truth down. Downing his adversary with a Lie Detector and performing the final Phoenix Splash on Mr. America, Phoenix Wright finally pinned him, earning his victory by eliminating all other wrestlers of the chamber by himself. For the first time in the history of TFR. The crowd and the chat went absolutely batshit insane in excitement. And to think, that is only 50% of his power.

The End of Extra Saga
Mixed Match Challenge Finals: The Package Deal vs. The Bionic Heroes: The rivalry that transcends time and space, the fight that might as well have been predestined, Extra and Red face their bitter rivals, Samoa Joe and Brooklyn Von Braun, this time not under the banner of WWE, and not for the rights of being in the Hall of Fame. Time has passed, things have changed, TFR's the head honcho of the Wrestling Industry, and the fight that night was for the Mixed Match Challenge Belt. (Note: Per Kojima's words, if The Package Deal lose, they too will get augmented.)

The match was accompanied by the classic music that's been following Tre and Red's journey, such as Not Ready to Die a Subhuman, The Stand and ''Sons of Fate. Much to the seething in the crowds, Burn My Dread (Last Battle) ''was also played. Still, the music fit pretty neatly with the process of the match, as the wrestlers traded blows and taunted each other with savagery and relentlessness and the fight went back and forth.

Though the augmentations of Bionic Heroes gave them an advantage in the terms of damage, their teamwork was quite lacking. Extra and Red have saved themselves and each other from their opponents' covers, most notably saving each other miliseconds away from the third count, Extra recovering on his own from a Crossface, Red being able to save Extra from the Coquina Clutch (Which, to remind you, took Tre's life in the non-canon timeline of  Extra OVA ), then immediatly jumping back to save him from a pin, Extra rising up merely seconds after that to save Red from being pinned, and so much more. Like Extra hitting three Places Behind the Pines on Samoa, as well as two Knightfalls. Or the fact that Red has prepared for the encounter accordingly, and studied Magic, which let her move Brooklyn around with Telekinesis.

Yet, the match could not end in a standard way. The Curse of the Ramp has stricken this type of match, which meant that a repeat of Manny vs. Benoit could occur. On the 45th minute, the DELTA time had struck. Right as OP had announced that, Red has covered Brooklyn. DELTA activated his mindhacc powers to stop Samoa and Extra in their tracks, preventing them from interfering. 1, 2, 3. This time, Red has been successful, and achieved victory. The Package Deal prevailed over The Bionic Heroes once more, this time on the turf of TFR, proving themselves superior. The bond between the two had not deteriorated in the least, even after memory wipes.

King of The Ring Finals - Battle For The Falklands
It was finally time; The battle of the legendary reminder of /s4s/, Commander Malik Agar 'Gippo Dudee'; and the meatbeast and unbreakable lover of the footy of /sp/, Cam On Ingurland.

The match began in strong favor of Gippo, with a kick that knocks down Ingurland and a throw from the top rope that would put most wrestlers in serious disadvantage--but Ingurland was no ordinary wrestler. A counter switches sides and has him hammerin a Gippo kneeled on the floor. Counter after counter, reversal after reversal, these beasts just don't give up. Ingurland manages to lift Gippo with a blow for a hurtful attack, but soon Gippo counters and reverses into a pin to a 2-count. Another 2-count later, Gippo punishes Ingurland in a corner with 5 fulminating strikes that get him to bleed. However, Ingurland hits him in the abdomen and uses his legs to trip him, then does the "CAM ON" dance into his terrible "Rope Sit Down Pin" where he uses the impulse of a rope to land sitting on the opponent and lands his first pin with a 1-0 score.

Gippo quickly turns the situation and gives Ingurland "THE REMINDER", but he escapes. Gippo gets another 2-count on Ingurland and fails a top rope, leaving him open for Ingurland to pin, but fails. Ingurland 2 sleeper holds back to back but fails both, and Gippo stomps on him HARD. Gippo pulls a top rope "Slippy Gerrard" that connects and a powerbomb that still doesn't grant him his pin. Ingurland did his "CAM ON" move again but failed the pin. Gippo does ONE pure strike but Ingurland counters the next move, however Gippo no-sells and pulls of a DDT and REMINDS him, into a pin that evens up the score. 1-1.

For the final third of this fight 10 minutes in, Gippo tries to remind Ingurland into a pin but fails, and keeps hitting Ingurland but doesn't pin, which probably costed him the win. Ingurland responds with 3 pure strikes that make Gippo bleed but he DDTs Ingurland, yet he no-sells and gives him a headbutt despite Ingurland bleednig so much you can practically see his brain. Gippo evades his charged fist and gives him a wind-up uppercut... BUT HE NO SELLS AGAIN, HE GETS UP ALL MERRY AND HAPPY LIKE THE MEAT MACHINE HE IS, JUMPS AROUND WHILE YELLING "CAM ON!" "CAM ON!" AND DOES HIS ROPE JUMP SIT UP INTO GIPPO'S FACE THAT DESTROYS HIM AND NETS HIM THE WIN.

Confrontation of the Infernal and the Holy
Stage: Hell. La Parka VS. Kirei Kotomine

Two of the biggest fan favorites; The holy man who could only feel joy in suffering, and the avatar of the lord of hell Mr. Bones; THE match of the century.

The match started with Parka punishing him like any soul who would dare even speak to the big bone in hell, but that quickly changed. The Priste pulled move after move, throw after throw, and after a back slam, he praised the lord and prayed for strength. After getting hit after a failed grab, he pretended to be dumbfounded, only to dodge fast and pull a horse kick, but that only angered Parka who punished him into bleeding. A pin failed, but the Priest stil pulls his Yorokobe DDT. But then the skeleton power retaliated with a Spinebuster, and another pin that failed.

The Priest pulls a series of counters, he is hit with a dropkick, but the priest plays smart and keeps rolling out and playing the long game. He plays with the mind of the undead monarch and tricks him into a moment of weakness, then strikes true.

However, the boney devil stil kicked out, and from the chat OP screamed: "HE HAS TO DO THE YOROKOBE DDT AGAIN". The priest crossed his eye for a moment, as if hearing OP, he opened them again, when up to La Parka, grabbed him, opened his arms and screamed the loudest "PAMELA" Hell will ever heard, and pulled the DDT into a pin.

He did it.

Kojima Counterattacks: War of the Prototypes
As the riots inside the TFR facility escalated, Kojima, who has been upgrading HUNK through dubious means, can no longer hold off the wrestlers with his own powers and those of his subordinates. Knowing that he can't let his trump card, Armstrong, out yet, the gamedev orders to set the Prototypes free. These horrific abominations, experimented and changed beyond recognition, were sent to hold the wrestlers off, while Kojima's own plans come closer to completion.

The Blue Demon in Death Valley
Calypso, who has been besmirched by Kojima a few weeks ago, stepped forth to clash with the first Prototype. The Undertaker of a different universe, spliced between the two, capable of acting as ferociously as always while missing body parts. With his powers, he locked Calypso and himself into a Hell Cage. The Demon in Blue fell before the 4th minute of the match came. The first victory went to Kojima.

The Tyrant and the Boss
Another seeker of vengeance took Calypso's place. Mrs X, horrifically mauled by Kojima's powers, sought to repay the maims inflicted upon her tenfold. She was stopped by a different being. A mindbroken man taken out of the loop of infinite death and a bossy diva, fused together into a mindless form, seeking the sweet release of death and The Arrow. The unstable stand that once was a part of Diavolo, the man part of the fusion, inflicted a ruleset of 10 minute Table match. Yet, soonafter, the abomination gained a sense of control over it, and prevented Mrs X from scoring even once. Sashavolo, however, shattered two tables with the body of the Tyrant. Second victory came to Kojima.

Killer 2+1 No More Hero vs Kojima World Order
Three Prototypes, a hulking giant with a mask for a face that once was Erick Rowan, Triple H controlled with the skull-like lock on his head, and a Big insectoid menace went as one team. The renown tag-team Killer2 and Travis Touchdown halted them in their tracks. The stipulation of this match was a 3 on 3 Tag Team. Knowing the power of these monsters, Travis thought up an ingenious plan. Acting as a bait, he led Hagridrowan outside of the ring, and counted both him and himself out. However, the situation quickly turned south, when Garcian Smith, who sought to count-out the Beelzebub Show, underestimated the intelligence of the prototype. He was alone outside of the ring, and was the only one disqualified. It left Andrei alone, against two servants of Kojima, and he quickly fell as well, succumbing to Bug Show. 3-0. Kojima's win was assured. But the fights continued on.

The Extra Saga Rematch
One of the wrestlers turned out to have intimate knowledge of one of the prototypes. From the first notes of the hellish tune accompanying him, Extra knew who was approaching. Samoa Joe, now 80% a machine, out for his blood. This fight had only one win condition. Submission. Something Extra was not experienced with, and something Samoa was accustomed to. And yet, he did not falter. He did not despair. If he would, Red would be doomed. And he couldn't allow that. What followed was another grueling match, as it was common in Extra vs Samoa matchups. The Chat, along with Extra, had HOPE. HOPE that Extra would prevai over the augmented adversary, whose power packed even more punch than before. First attempt at submission by Extra failed by the Rope. And so did the second, this time by Samoa's power alone. Tapping into power he had a very, very long time ago, Extra attempted to end Samoa with his own move, the Coquina Clutch. Yet, that failed too. Extra quickly got out of the Crossface inflicted by the cyborg. After a counterfest, a session of manhandling, brawl outside of the ring Extra caught the heartless machine into another Coquina Clutch. And this time, he proved victorious. 1-3 in favor of Kojima... But even now, there's hope for man.

The Sands of Time
The last Prototype lurked, in search of one specific superstar. And that superstar did the same. The Prince of Persia meets his descendant, turned into a literal furry. Stipulation was an Iron Man match, 15 minutes. Both the relic of the past and the embodiment of the present fought bravely, but managed to score only one pin each. Then, Prince, using up the last sands of time available to him, turned back the clock, and the stipulations. The first pin would determine the victor. And between the two... It was the prince who had achieved victory. 2-3, Kojima was still winning. But... there was another Kojimabomination.

The Turnabout of '92
An escaped Prototype, the first of its' kind, Kevin Nash, driven to the brink of death and fused with La Creatura, to make a true abomination. To oppose it, a certain lawyer who has gained a bad standing with the audience stepped forth. And yet, the combined prowess of the rape survivor and La Creatura overpowered the powers of the Law Wright had wielded. Or perhaps Wright was operating for Kojima and jobbed on purpose. In any case, this didn't lighten the view of the chat of Wright at all. Kojima prevailed, 4-2. The Final Impact was imminent.

Pure Nanomachines VS The Law
Senator Armstrong VS Miles Edgeworth (w/ Phoenix Wright support)

When everyone had lost hope in Phoenix Wright being a scummy traitor by betraying his friends time and time again, he accompanies Miles Edgeworth in stopping Senator Armstrong from reaching The Impact Room. 3 minutes into the match, Armstrong activated his Super-Nanomachines, turning him completely metal and becoming destructing incarnate against Edgeworth. However, a mere 30 seconds later, with a move of the wrist from Wright, the nanomachines are deactivated and both men stand in even ground again, Armstrong notably confused. Being on the same level again, Edgeworth pulled all the stops on Armstrong during his the time he didn't comprehend the situation's development, and with an Edgecution, he did it. He defeated Armstrong. Thus, The Final Impact was delayed further.

Dragon VS Hostess...?
A match where Kojima decided to flex his reality bending as the scriptwriter to push Tohya's buttons, each wrestler had modified appearances.

The Dragon of Dojima, Smirk Demon, Baldou Kuzunoha, and Goromi. At first, each wrestler was concentrating on his rival, and 6 minutes in, Calvou speared Goromi through the barricade for the first time in TFR history. 8 minutes in, staring at each other for a moment, Goromi pinned Raidou Calvo and then worked together with The Dragon to eliminate The Smirking Man, working practically as tornado tag team. Once the opponents were done for, the two yakuza had a heated rivalry match that ended in Kazuma Kiryu's victory.

The Boar VS The Senator
The legendary match where Kirei Kotomine and his Servant, Dimitri Blaiddyd, went against Kojima's forces, Senator Armstrong.

Both wrestlers went at it like maddened beasts, Dimitri specially giving it his all, even trying a Crossface that was ropebroken. He tries to attack but is reversed and clotheslined outside the ring. When Armstrong comes to attack him, he quickly gets up and throws him into the ring, then activates his BOAR RAGE. However, before he can use it, Armstrong stuns him and attacks, but is countered once Dimitri went back to normal. Dimitri is tripped into a rollup but breaks at 2 and reverses it into Armstrong, who does the same until they finally break up. Dimitri tries to get up in a corner, but Armstrong kicks him down and suplexes into a pin that breaks at 2.3. Dimitri quickly rolls out the ring to escape, but Armstron uses the chance to activate his Super-Nanomachines. He does a kick combo on Dimitri but he reverses the grab and throws Armstrong away. Dimitri gets into the ring and catches his breath and tries to kick Armstrong but it's countered and rolls out. When Armstrong comes down to punish he deceives and jumps on him, delivering 7 strikes to his face. Thrown back into the ring, Armstrong uses an effective Powerslam and pins but it breaks at 2.5 and escapes. Dimitri is supplexed but HE TRICKS AND TRIPS HIM AND TRIES TO DO A NECKBREAKER, but it's reversed. The senator punches Dimitri in the face, kicks him on the floor, suplexes him, punches him, kicks him, suplexes him, and before the next punch Dimitri counters with a sliding clothesline and kicks Armstrong viciously, he punches him but his punches flow off an seem to have no effect on his metal skin. HOWEVER Dimitri breaks another pin at 2 and isn't ready to give up, even if he gets beat up by Armstrong again and again. Dimitri pushes him down and lands with his feet on Armstrong from the top rote. Dimitri tries to grab and throw him over the shoulder but he slips and comes to Dimitri with a clothesline, BUT HE DODGES! Dimitri knees him and applies a Neckbreaker, but Armstrong tricks him from the rope and jumps into a rollup. Dimitri escapes at 2.1 and gets applied a Spinebuster, then a Powerbomb, and a clothesline that misses, Dimitri kicks but it has no effect and Armstrong lunges at him, but Dumitri sidesteps it and applies 3 choppas into a rope-impulsed clothesline and a top rope stomp that misses, and a rope-impulsed clash that Dimitri turns into a toss, then Armstrong rolls out and...!

That's when OP's internet crashed for the next day and a half. He would try all sorts of crazy shit to get it to work, but to no avail. Next night he tried again but to the same result.

Until...

HOPE Against The Machine
The hour was 11PM, The Cartel Rumble had just ended. OP, seeing his internet return, decided to test the stream. He said fuck it, and started a match, and if Hopeman won and we had 60 viewers, the finale would begin right then and there. 12... 19... 30 people were formed before a fight even begun, awaiting in anticipation for the conclusion. 34... Nagito Komaeda appeared on screen, reaching 40. Next... Yorokobe Shounen, 45... 48... The match finally began. 50... but then, it seemed like Despair was gonna prevail over Hope, 55... A sudden Twist of Hope to Kirei, Kirei bleeds, 58... and then, Komeda wins, but... 3 people despair. Just when all seemed lost, Komade stares directly into the cam, and we reach 61.

We finally got the conclusion to the last match... Armstrong throws Dimitri around and pins for a win. Disappointing, but before that point the match was great so it was all worth it.

Encounter of Soldier and Writer
The final encounter between Sminem's Chosen One, and The Legendary Interdimensional Mercenary turned Ultimate Weapon.

What can be said about this match except that absolutely nobody expected the way it turned out? To start off, HUNK was one whole point average over Tohya, meaning if anything that the battle should be relatively equal sided with HUNK having a bit of advantage.

However, it was a fucking stomp where HUNK couldn't do anything right even once. Battler steamrolled with 6 pins in a row in the set 20 minutes while HUNK didn't even activate his nanomachines (that he did, indeed, have). Armstrong's matches had already put HUNKfags on edge, but this was the match that made them go ballistic. Funnily enough, this would lead to trouble on the very first episode of S5.

= The Cartel Rumble Season 1 =

The Case of Contract for TFR
The coveted TFR contract was a sought-after item in the Wrestling World. To get free access aboard the flying city-ship of Coolsville, and be a part of the legends that was TFR's roster... 8 came forth, to battle for the case. Kenshiro, the Fist of the North Star. Manager, the appointed head of Lobotomy Corporation. Spigot, a... real fucking perverted humanoid. Patrick Bateman, a serial killer with an enthusiasm for repeating numbers. Runescape Bot, a robot made in likeness of an old WWE Hall of Fame member. Woody, the cowboy with love for cherry-flavored lube. Hugh Neutron, just a father with adoration for ducks, and Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd, a broken man who finally found some peace.

The fight went back and forth, until Bateman emerged victorious, the contract in hand. To think, that all those who participated would play a huge part in oncoming events...