SKope

Known commonly as "The Janny", the little known fact about him is that he used to be a professional wrestler during Season 0. It is unknown why he retired, but he now is now one of the most prominent figures behind The Final Rumble and is its co-director.

Feats



 * During the off-season harnessed the power of SETHIG to turn back time when JewK and Bogs messed with time-space continuum one too many times. Multiple times. Still is a retard who should have known that edges of skyscrapers are not safe from knockbacks.
 * Has survived more near-death experiences than any other person on this planet.
 * Born without a beating heart.
 * No sold H1N1 at age 10.
 * Despite his frail health and almost getting a heart attack in offseason finale, lives on. Probably the reincarnation of Charles II of Spain.
 * May have injected every ilness in himself while wearing a space suit.
 * Ate some pre-packaged chicken and nearly puked to death
 * Survived a jogger attack
 * Does sick drifts.
 * Jobs... A lot....
 * Jobbing in Dead By Daylight
 * Jobbing in XCOM2 (Lmao 400 hours my ass)
 * Jobbing in Troubleshooter
 * Jobbing in Resident Evil 7
 * Jobbing in rolling Mystery Boxes in CoD Zombies
 * Jobbing in solving the Moon Easter Egg
 * Jobbing in pronouncing Japanese names
 * Jobbing in finding the source


 * Won a few titles in Season 0.
 * Saving TFR from The Final Impact
 * Getting culturally enriched when Joggers stole his VR set
 * Occasionally getting forced to play Call Of Duty with his dad
 * Fishe

Trivia

 * Apparently has experienced multiple near-death scenarios due to his poor health according to OP
 * Cucked by goddamn woods in Dead by Daylight
 * Has a based boomer dad gaming on his own boomer basement
 * Said boomer wears a Monster Energy baseball cap, lectured Janny about "the good old days" when AC/DC played on the radio, beated zoomer-reflex Janny on getting the pizza slice faster
 * Also, when selected Employee of the Month, out of all the things he chose a Monster Energy™ Gaming Chair. (Pics Included)
 * Got snitched by a Tyronian for playing with his cellphone once
 * Got a noise complaint while playing XCOM