The Undercarder

The Undercarder is a dimeless anti-draw known to swoop down from the rafters to scare away viewers and plunge ratings into free fall. He has sporadically appeared in TFR, typically representing /asp/.

Quick Rundown
>Never the guy

>Never drew a dime

>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers

>Never cut a memorable promo

>Never put anyone over

>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him

>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s

>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s

>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled

>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal

>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction

>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry

>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry

>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us

>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy

>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy

>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""

>Shit taste in whiskey

>Shit hairline

>Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck

>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo

>Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak

>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in

the same shitty job for 25 years

>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him

>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent

>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime

Match History
Loses
 * 1) [S1E6] 8-Man Battle Royale: Vs Shingo Shoji, Vitalik, Spiderman, Erwin Smith, Fred, Leon, Chad & The Undercarder: Fred Jones
 * 2) [S1E7] Extreme Rules: Vs Fred Jones