Zoomer

The Millennial
The very personification of the average kid of the 21st century. Likes to play (or mostly watch streamers play) Fortnite and flossing on them boomers.

Season 1
After his dad dragged him here to watch this gay fucking sport and he joined some team, Zoomer joined the opposite just to dab on him.

Episode 1
Even in his first appearance, a massive fucking jobber, would lose everything near instantly and thus sat at the very bottom of the tier lists ever since he got listed.

Episode 2
Somehow he drew the anger of a B.O.W. and was attacked by it, and managed to not only survive but defeat and dab on it. How...?

He decided this wrestling thing was mad gay anyway and went on to watch his streamers.

Season 2
Zoomer comes back because since his dad got so much into wrestling, he has nobody to cook tendies for him, and now he's mad.

Episode 4
Deciding he wanted some more action, he challenged a big guy for him and HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS. Also started the match with DMC music. Is he the third son of sparda...?

Episode 6
Unlucky for him, he made said big guy so mad he got him in a rematch and moped the floor with him.

Episode 8
Against some legendary witcher dude, he defeated the fucking guy in 25 SECONDS.

Episode 9
And he couldn't last much longer in the rematch either! How is Zoomer so strong now...?

Episode 10
Revealed to have become suddenly a fucking beast due to a Bogdanbot glass of soylent. Which probably gave him his DMC powers.

ZOOMERS NEVER CRY

Episode 11
His attitude drew the ire of a certain elemental of rage that was looming near. HE WAS FUCKING BRUTALIZED.

Season 3
Zoomer continues trying to prove his previous wins weren't flukes, even when his Bogjuice ran out some time ago. Needless to say, he's not nearly as strong now as he thinks he is.

Episode 6
To prove this, he insults the character of that shitty game boomers like. Things didn't turn out well for him.

Possibly died while trying to go to Area 51 or after his last match.

Season 5
After a long stay in the hospital and being considered dead, he has been revived by an Area 51 artifact recovered by a fellow zoomer, and regained his desire to prove wrestling is shit by being good at it.

Episode 1
Gets a chance at the KoJ belt but loses to some robot augmented dude. That's not fair, his dad won't let him upgrade his body!

Episode 11
Has a rematch with the witcher dude he beat a long time ago and gets defeated this time. However, they try to be on good terms now.

Season 6
Zoomer returns to the ring after recently having a birthday party where all his jobber bros showed up, even "Gerry" showed up now that bond between wrestlers is growing thanks to the Order of the Locker Room, and they became friends.

Episode 1
Zoomer is happy that Gerry showed up to his birthday, and roots for him in his next match to "dab on them".

Shows up for the rumble for 5th Master of the Locker Room.

Episode 4
Plays Fortnite with Gerry.

Presumably escaped with Delta before Rumble-17 began.

Episode 5
12 years in the future after The Disaster, Zoomer hangs around The Final Resistance HQ and has given up on Fortnite for Apex Legends. When Suou Tatsuya and his friends are re-introduced to him, he he explains the kid being taken care by Gerry is his son, Jonesy. His dad wanted to name him "Alphoomer", but he named him after his hero instead, which made Boomer angry and he left.

Episode 6
Gerry remembers about that time he was almost champion but punched "something" in the dick and how management made sure to book him in a "special" way from then on. Zoomer asks Gerry to be his manager today since Jonesy will stay with Claire for tonight.

Episode 8
As Rance is being smug about his victory, Zoomer comes to congratulate Rance. Gerry wonders where Jonesy is, which has Zoomer bullying him as Gerry claims that "that little guy is important to me".

Episode 10
Zoomer participates in the Christmas Party since Geralt is taking care of Jonesy.

Suddenly, when members of The Troubleshooters receive a "Kill-on-Sight" for all resistance members, Zoomer suddenly starts acting weird, mentioning "Bogda-something" and pushing around Ngubu in the bathroom. When Balthios James shows up to arrest him and stop Adam Jensen's madness, Zoomer suddenly snaps and says " Ni*ERs ". This sends both of them into a rampage, but Geralt shows up to save him.

After the fight, he tried to calm Zoomer down and mentions Jonesy, and upon remembering his son he snaps out of it. They hide until they can find an exit so Gerry can take Zoomer to the hospital.

Episode 11
Ingurland and a few other members of the resistance regroup in an Angel Mort while they wait for things to calm down.

Episode 12
Geralt and Zoomer are back with the resistance (and zoomer got a cleansing of bogdanbots).

Participates on the rumble to become a contender to lead The Final Resistance.

Episode 13
The resistance makes their way to Coolsville.

Episode 14
Arriving to Coolsville Arena, Geralt asks Zoomer about Jonesy, as he thinks it's too dangerous and left him in someone else's care.

The J.O.B Squad are booked against teams from the other 2 factions for the titles.

Episode 16
The Resistance moves inside the Cosmic Egg.

Episode 17
Noticing HUNK far away, Zoomer, Gerry and Rance decide to ambush him.

After a difficult battle for the jobbers, they manage to defeat him, but just then... The Three Kings send THREE more HUNKs. In a disadvantage, Narushima Koga comes from his match and joins them against the four warriors of god.

When they are about to be defeated by them, Bevi shows up to make the situation worse. But, instead, he reveals to Koga he was his brother all along, Narushima Shikishima, and tells them to take Koga away. As they go, Bevi uses the full extent of his power to self-destruct himself along with the four HUNKs.

At the end of Suou Tatsuya's struggle, Rance is happy he'll have his hair again in the new universe, and Gerry think about Jonesy not being born yet, but Zoomer is sure they'll meet him again, they just have to wait a few years. Geralt wishes his marriage to go well this time around...

Season 7
The definition of the new generation.

Lately has gone missing...

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Despite Zoomer's disappearance, someone called Waterboy appears at Bogdanoff Championship Wrestling and fights a very slow opponent. But gets a few bones broken.

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After recovering in the hospital for some reason, Zoomer returns to join his dad at The Final Rumble.

His dad convinces Central to let him fight his hero Jonesy.

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After feeling invincible from pinning Jonesy, he accepts to take on Armstrong. And wins!

Feats

 * HOLY SHIT HE PINNED GERALT IN 25 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS INTO THE MATCH
 * AND DID IT AGAIN
 * AND GERALT TOOK REVENGE
 * BUT NOW THEY ARE BROS

Trivia

 * Started the match against Bane with the DMC theme and kicked Bane's ass HARD, gave mercy to him by deliberately getting DQd


 * Zoomer consumed a bottle of Soylent infected with bogdanbot juice, and gained DMC powers including a DMC theme.


 * May have not gone to Area 51 because Doomguy fucking manhandled him.