Timeline

A general summary of the universe, time itself, that shit, lmao fuk you bith.

Before Jesus Fuckin' Died

 * ???? - The universe is created.
 * ???? - The first being dies, and Mr. Bones is born.
 * 8000 BC - The God Emperor of Mankind is born in Anatolia.
 * 1300/1200 BC - Arkantos participates in the Trojan war.

Year 1000 to 2000

 * Unknown Date, 1945 - Eobard Thawne fucks The Scout's mother.
 * August 24, 1963 - Hideo Kojima is born.
 * July 14, 1969 - Billy Herrington is born.
 * April 25, 1971 - The King of Lies is born.
 * c. 1973 - Chris Redfield is born.
 * February 24th, 1982 - The Mad Prophet, Christian Weston Chandler is born.
 * July 27th, 1981 - Tatsuya Suou is born.
 * February 1st, 1984 - Tohru Adachi is born.
 * c. 1994 - Yu Narukami is born.
 * April 15, 1989 - Absolutely nothing happens at Tiananmen Square.

Year 2000 and further

 * September 11th, 2001 - Al Qaeda coordinates a terrorist attack on the Twin Towers.
 * November 11th, 2011 - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is released. The beginning of the end slowly begins.
 * August 5th, 2016 - Adachi watches Suicide Squad, changing his world view and changing his persona from Magatsu-Izanagi to The Joker.
 * October 26th, 2018 - Chris-chan predicts The Merge.
 * January 25th, 2019 - Chris Redfield starts a squad named Team FMS to force Leon to fuck his sister. To counter, Leon creates Team NWF with his dear friend Fred Jones of Coolsville.
 * July 26th, 2019 - The true beginning of The Merge.

work on this pls