Mario

Mario, the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone knows who he is. Even you. While Mario is a universal constant who has the ability to end fights in mere seconds with his perpetual speed building, the Laws of Wrestling have heavily weakened him.

The Hero of Plumbery
Origins

Mario was once but a baby, carried by a stork. However, the stork was injured mid-flight, and he fell into the arms of a Yoshi. After countless treks through various lands, the Yoshi reunited Mario with his brother, Luigi, and they were delivered to their parents. However, these were not their real parents, merely adoptive ones given to the closest available family the stork could find. And so, in their teenage years, Mario and Luigi trekked to find their birth parents.

Eventually, they found their two parents in an old house in the middle of nowhere. His father, Kario, told Mario that he wanted nothing to do with the brothers. So in a fit of rage, Mario slaughtered both his father and his mother. This would lead to Mario's near endless hatred for trolls. Rivalry with Donkey Kong the First

After killing his parents, Mario tried to live a more peaceful life in Brooklyn alongside Luigi. He just wanted a quiet life, as one would say. He worked days on end as a plumber, and even fell in love with a beautiful woman named Pauline. He also happened to partake in the Vietnam war. However, this peaceful life would come to an end on one fateful day.

Mario attempted to buy a pet gorilla named Donkey Kong the First (he would later be known on his home island as Cranky Kong), but the ape grew crazy and took Mario's bride from him. Mario jumped across various buildings, eventually beating the foul monkey and trapping him inside of a cage. However, Mario never counted on Donkey Kong's son, Donkey Kong Junior, freeing Donkey Kong himself and knocking down Mario. The two apes fled the scene, back to Donkey Kong's home, DK Island (which would later be plagued by the extremely devastating and gruesome Great Ape War). Pauline later left Mario after this, making him an even more bitter man hiding behind a happy exterior. Venture to the Mushroom Kingdom

After Pauline left Mario, he was plagued at his plumbing job. Crabs, flames, turtles, what have you. Eventually, he and Luigi decided to discover the source of these pests, and ended up back in the Mushroom Kingdom, where they were born. After rescuing Princess Toadstool from the villainous reptilian king Bowser, Mario was forced into becoming a protector for the kingdom. Day after day, he would rescue the princess from Bowser, to the point where in one instance, where Bowser took over Peach's Castle and gave the paintings there life, Mario learned about his Interdimensional Abilities, and only grew stronger with time. Anti-Troll Crusades

One day, Mario and Luigi were adventuring the Mushroom Kingdom, when they saw a Toad being trolled by two trolls. Later, Mario and Luigi would both join the Troll Slaiyers, with Luigi going under the alias Mr. L. However, this was just part of Mario's plan, temporarily using the Troll Slaiyers to meet his own ends. When Shadow the Hedgehog had a plan to defeat the trolls by interrupting a concert, Mario was forced to fight his brother, who had defected to the trolls. However, Mr. L was merely working with Mario on his plan, and later attempted the life of the Troll King when he got close enough, though that quickly failed when the Troll King said one of the Words of Death to instantly stop Mr. L's heart, that word being "c̷͟͞u̷͟*̶͘*̡̧*͏*̷̢*̶̧̢͞ń̸̛͜͢t̷̸".

After Luigi's death, Mario revealed to the Troll Slaiyers that everything was part of his plan, and quickly left the group after giving them a quick fight. Mario later went to fight the Troll King himself. The battle was grueling, to the point where the Troll King almost lost when Mario was forced to use one of his greatest weapons besides his Parallel Shifting, the Power Star. Knowing he may be defeated, the Troll King uttered one of the Words of Death to weaken Mario, that word being "N̶͘҉҉i̵҉̨*̢*̷̶̵̀E͏̸̸͡R̵͜͡". Mario was incapacitated, his eyes temporarily blinded, but Yoshi was there to save him.

Grief stricken, Mario eventually went back to the Mushroom Kingdom to train and become stronger, not only physically but also mentally, Mario pursued knowledge and learned about science, eventually discovering the Holy Star and the pure power that radiates from it.

Season 5
After his latest adventure, Mario decided there was only one way to become strong enough to protect the princess.

Episode 9

To settle the great dispute known as "The Console Wars", the three representatives of each console (Ricky Bobby called in sick so they replaced him) fought in The Final Rumble with a one-night contract. Much like the one time they played Kart, Kratos beat the opponents, bringing forth the calamity known as the Age of Snoy.

Episode 12

However, Mario was not done and decided he would try to win the rumble to prove trolls wrong.

Season 6
Before Mario left, he was approached by a particular organization who had vested interests in his potential.

Now, with an opportunity he can't reject, Mario has set his goal in ridding this world of trolls, whatever it takes.

Episode 1

caLLs out tht fcking troll Demaro

Episode 4
After fighting that damn troll, it only reminded him more of the real reason Mario had stayed; his work on Project Rumble-17: The machine that would restore dignity, the dignity of this company and the world, freed from trolls and those that opposed The Three Kings. With everyone gathered in the room of the project and the entrances locked, it was time for the dignity to be restored, to initiate The Final Rumble. The machine rumbled, as though getting excited.

Fierce sparks flickered around it, lighting up the billowing steam. The roar that made it seem like it might explode at any moment instantly lessened, and the next second...

There was a massive tremor -- an earthquake -- big enough that it lifted everyone off the ground.

Everyone, except the kings, watching from afar, fell to the floor. Episode 9

While reporter "Mitake Miyao" was investigating inside The Factory, he encounters Comrade Mario and Demaro, who instantly attack each other.

Mitake manages to make Mario tap and escape the facility.

Episode 14

While Roger Retinz explains the plan for the night, Mario commentates on the quality of the food.

Episode 15

Mario starts #1 on the rumble, making it halfway before being thrown out.

Episode 16

Mario and Demaro encounter each other once again, decided to have their final match to the death.

However Coyote shows up and kills them both with his smugness and asspulls.

Episode 17

Coyote uses Mario and Demaro as flesh puppets with his Neutral powers to defeat the team of The Headmaster, and bring back those he erased.

Season 0
A fat Italian plumber known for his heroic antics and autistic attitude. Some say he has the capabilities to make a great scientist but Mario cares more about jumping on turtles.

He wrestles in The Final Rumble since he heard it's infested with trolls.

Episode 2

Arikado calls him out in a promo where Mario wins. Then he gets beaten up in the match afterwards.

Episode 9

Some unknown guy steals his Smash spot for the next one's roster.

Episode 11

Nintendo and Sega decide to once and for all settle the console wars how it began. After Segata wins the long struggle, they honorably shake hands, and the era of the Nintendo-Sega rule beings.

Together, they decided to take on their greatest enemies: Nintendo's most useless team and Sega's arcade competitors.

Episode 14

Impersonator takes his place.

Season 7
Bing bing wahoo!

Episode 1

Mario gets a shot at the King of Jobbers of the bat due to HIS REPUTATION.

Episode 2

Fights an old troll known for trolling people in epitaphs.

Episode 3

Beats a guy that likes to troll people with gay ass poetry.

Episode 5

Gets drafted to Bogdanoff Championship Wrestling to punish even more trolls in france.

Episode 5

Shows up in the draft rumble.

Episode 6

Tries to beat a chaotic troll, but the Devilsknife is too much for him.

Episode 7

Doesn't qualify for the tournament.

Off-Season 8
Suffers tragic accident involving a goomba and pissing, and dies.

Episode 15

Survives because he had 1-UP, then fights fake Mario to star in Mario movie. Since he wins and is real Mario he also gets to defend the title.

Episode 53

Joins the Contendership Clash Tournament.

Episode 55

Participates in the Bad to the Bone Tournament.

Feats

 * Crashed his fight with Kratos and Master Chief at the last second after building up speed to prevent Kratos from winning
 * Has attained near unlimited speed
 * Defeated Demaro despite his backing from Satan.

Trivia

 * Every copy of Mario 64 is personalized.
 * He can turn half of his body into an AK-47.