TCR/S2Ex

Lore: Tied up loose-end
Date: Hey wait a second, didn’t someone die?

Akasaka: That girl that saved Manager and Spigot?

Date: Yeah! Catt was her name!

She looked pretty cute…

Aiba: Date!

Date: Alright, alright, I need to talk with those two, where are they hanging out right now?

Akasaka: They’re in one of the meeting rooms with some of the Sephirah.

Guess with the new bonds forged they can take the time to chat and have a good time.

Date: Right, I should go and talk with them.

-scene change-

Angela: ...It’s good to see even in such little time you’ve all had some fun.

Chesed: Yeah, that cafe did do some good coffee.

Didn’t exactly appreciate me giving them suggestions for improvements, though.

-date enters-

Binah: Oh, it’s that funny investigator again.

Careful Angela, he likes to talk before he thinks.

Date: Hah, this time I’m not here to talk about that.

It’s about that girl you… killed.

Catt, that girl who saved Manager and Spigot.

Hokma: Oh… right…

Manager: It’s a shame she had to go like that.

If only we could have done more...

Angela: Actually… she became a book upon her death.

Date: A… book?

Angela: Yes, so she technically isn’t dead.

I have her right here, in fact, I figured it’d be the right thing to bring her back.

-book sound effect-

Catt: What happened? Where is Catt?

First there was darkness, now here?

…It’s you!

What have you done!? Catt will make sure to defeat you this time!

Manager: Wait!

Catt: What? Manager!? That means…

You have fallen for her tricks too! Catt will take you down too then!

Date: No hold on here before a fight breaks out!

Manager won his fight, we managed to sort things out in the end in a… friendly way.

The fighting of that sort has ended, it’s okay…

Catt: It has?

How strange, Catt never thought such peace could be possible.

Date: I know, it’s pretty new to me too.

Uraaah! If only I could join in on the final fight too! Imagine the great cards!

Imagine that!

...Wait, what about the guys who faced the abnormalities?

Dammit! I forgot about them too!

Angela: I wondered if they had died too, since I haven’t seen them.

And anyone who would have died in there would be turned into books.

But the strange thing is... none of them have appeared as books.

Date: Which means... they’re still alive?

Angela: Yes, but I’m not sure where they would be in that case.

I guess we can only wait until they come back again...

[1]
Apoc Manager vs DBZ Manager

DBZ Manager pins Apoc

Apoc pins DBZ

DBZ PINS APOC

DBZ WINS

[2]
Agent fight

Dimitri pin Richtofen

Battler makes Kirei tap

Battler pin Dimitri

Armstrong pins Battler

[3]
Womemes match Elim Chamber

Angela vs Catt vs Zero vs Alice vs BongBong vs Laetitia

Catt pins Zero

Alice pins Angela

Alice pins bongbong

Alice pins Laetitia

Alice pinned Catt

[4]
HEART OF THE JOB VS WORLD OF STR

YUGI THROWS KEN THROUGH TABLE 1-0

Q-Taro puts Yami through 1-1

Yugi throws Q-taro 2-1

Ken throws Yami 2-2

Q-Taro throws Yami 2-3

Q-taro throws Yami 2-4

Ken throws Yugi 2-5

World of STR wins

90 Everywhere
Target: Roland

Result: Trade

Gained Sync EXP

Match 5
Runescape bot and Geb vs Manager and Angela vs Sigurd and Byleth

Sigurd wins ladder

Lore: In another timeline
Date: Wait a minute, all of this over not getting laid…

I think I have an idea!

Aiba: You are seriously not thinking of doing what i think you are going to do, Date?

Date: Manager, stand back! I know how to stop Angela!

Manager: You are crazy! She is going to rip you apart!

Date: Trust me! I know what I am doing!

Manager: I’ll trust your judgement then.

Date: Face me Angela! If you win, you can take me instead!

But If you lose, can i get your number?

Manager: What!?

Date: Trust me, it’s the only way!

Angela: You seriously think you can defeat me!? Once I am done with you, A is next!

Date: We’ll see about that!

Match 6
Dayt Vs Angela 15min Ironman

Angela pins 0-1

Date pins 1-1

Date pins 2-1

Angela taps 2-2

DRAW

ICONIC

Lore: Aftermatch
(If win)

Date: It is over!

Aiba: I am seriously surprised you manage to beat her…

Date: Not gonna lie…me too.

Angela: You! You piece of trash! I WILL KILL YOU! YOU DISGUSTINGLY HANDSOME-

W-what did i just say?!

(If lose)

Angela: KNOW! YOUR! PLACE!

Date: Ow! OW! OW!

Angela: YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT! I KNOW YOU TRIED TO COP A FEEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT!

Date: I have an erection like you wouldn’t believe!

Aiba: Is this really the time for that Date?!

Angela: WHEN THIS IS OVER YOU WILL BE SERVICING ME-

W-wait what did I just say?

Date: Holy crap, it’s actually working! I never expected this cream to actually work on robots!

Aiba: Are you talking about that “succubus aphrodisiac” you ordered from one of those shady websites-

Wait a minute! You seriously kept that around!?

Date: You never know when you need it Aiba.

Angela: Oh, Date~

Manager: What is happening to her?

Angela: Come here Date! I want to kiss you!

Spigot: I THINK SHE HAS HOPPED FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER!

Date: Manager, I am going to take one for the team and give her what she wants!

Come with me, Angela! I have a love hotel booked and everything!

Angela: Yes darling!

Aiba: This is probably the most morally questionable thing you have done, Date…

Date: But it solves the problem!

* Angela and Date leave*

Manager: Uhhh… what did he do to her?

Roland: I don’t know…

Spigot: WELL I GUESS NOW THAT DICK HAS BEEN FINALLY LICKED!

WELL WHAT THE FUCK WE DO NOW!

Hokma: I never really gave that much thought…

Bateman: Uhhhh… So how about that rematch?

Manager: Eh, it’s not like we have anything else better to do.

Dou: Uhh.. Boss, does that count as a rape?

Joker: Ehhh… I guess you can count it as rape? Mind control at the very least.

NTR Man: She did say she was willing to force herself on Manager.

So I guess she got what she wanted in the end, except it’s with that detective.

Hey wait a second, that asshole is using my own techniques!

Joker: Oh well… I will say it anyway.

Go on Detective! Rape her! This one is on me!

* At the love hotel*

Angela: Ravage me Date!

Date: Patience, the night is still young! Let’s get in the room!

* opens door*

* The door reveals a server room*

Date: What… a server room? I think they gave us the wrong room.

Wait, who is that?

* Frames of a GnOP as a dog fucking with levers*

So it was all your work!?

Off-Season Lore
[IN ANOTHER TIMELINE]

Ingurland: It’s me favourite egghead!

Manager: Your Majesty.

Ingurland: ‘Avent you gotten tired of starin’ at t’ weird fooks in yer lab yet?

I kinda wish you told me dat you kept the bloody lab here, not that I mind as long as it benefits Britannia but…

Manager: I am surprised Angela even managed to get the facility here.

She never really explained how she achieved that.

Ingurland: I know it’s a lot to ask lad, but can you move it elsewhere?

It’s got the locals unnerved. Some of them keep complaining about the noises in there.

That and the rumoured sightings of them Ab... Abn... Abnobal- yer know, the spooky shite.

Manager: Well where would you suggest we move the facility?

The “norfeners” have refused to allow the facility in their area because they think it will “Get in the way of footy practice”.

Ingurland: We found some random island on one of our many trips.

We can ‘ook that up with some fackin massive engines and add it to t’ fleet.

Yer can put it on there and have the best of both worlds.

Manager: I guess a change of scenery won’t hurt. Keeps the employee's morale up too.

Chesed would be happy about it at least.

I just hope Angela will tell us how she managed to move the facility.

Ingurland: That’s great, we’ll tell the lads on the island to get ready for you!

Spigot: DID I HEAR WE ARE GOING TO QUEER TOWN!?

Manager: No, Spigot. The train is still cordoned off and is now considered an anomalous zone.

Angela: What was he here for?

Manager: He wants us to move the facility, I hope you remembered how you did that last time.

[Cut to an beach]

Manager: This is the place. What do you think of it?

Chesed: I think it’s great, it’s about time we got something that wasn’t smog ridden streets.

Gebura: I don’t like all this peace and quiet…

(Insert whatever i am tired rn)

Spigot: IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT! SO WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY NAME THIS PLACE!

Manager: Apparently they have left that up to us.

Angela: I guess we can work with this.

Spigot: HOLD ON A DICK! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS!?

GnOP: Welcome to the is-

Spigot: IT’S ONE OF THOSE RETARDED BOARD EXECUTIVES FROM TCR!

Chesed: Why does he look like me?

GnOP: Yes it is I, after I lost my job on the board they told me I had to manage this island instead.

Spigot: WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOUR RETARDED PALS FROM THE BOARD!?

GnOP: No idea, probably sitting in some warehouse sniffing glue or playing soggy biscuit.

Tiph: What’s soggy biscuit?

GnOP: You’ll learn when you’re older.

Tiph: Grrr! But-

Manager: Anyway! Have the living arrangements been sorted?

GnOP: Yes. What we have is-

Dimitri: Hey everyone!

Spigot: GREAT MASSIVE TITS! IT’S DIMITRI!

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?

Manager: Did that priest finally let you go?

(Cuts to Dimitri punching the shit out of Kirei)

(Cut back to the island)

Dimitri: Let’s just say he got my “resignation”...

James: Hello? I’ve got an invite to this place and- Dimitri!?

Hokma: If this is going to be the place for us to do our research in peace...

Why are there wrestlers from TCR here?

Ingurland: I thought you’d lot be lonely without yer friends from there.

Come t’ think of it. It’s like I’m watching Big Brother!

Binah: Can we get off this beach? This sun is getting irritating…

Spigot:

OF COURSE THE WITCH SHITS HERSELF WHEN SHE FACES A TINY BIT OF SUNLIGHT!

[at a hotel reception]

Manager: So… any ideas on what we should name the Island?

Hod: What about "The Island"

Malkuth: That's not creative at all, I think "Cape Island" would be better.

Angela: You called her "uncreative" when you just stole that name from the other show and changed a letter in it...

We should go for "The Isle Of Light"

Spigot: DICKS ISLAND!

Manager: That's too crude, even for you Spigot.

Gebura: How about "The Red Island".

Binah: You just want to have it named after yourself, idiot.

If we are naming it anything it should have some meaning beyond idiotic narcissism.

Like "New Paradise" would make a good name.

James: How about we figure out some sort of contest to determine who gets to name it?

Dimitri: Well all we have here is this bottle that washed up on the beach.

Spigot: OH OH I KNOW!

SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!

-spin the bottle happens and spigot wins-

Spigot: WOWEE WOW OH WOW I WON!

Manager: The name can’t be too rude, Spigot.

Spigot: PEN ISLAND!!!

Manager: Pen Island?

I am sure there is some thinly veiled joke- oh… I get it now.

Dimitri: At least that one takes reading between the lines to see the crude humour.

It could’ve been worse, sure.

Netzatch: ...Malkuth, how did this guy become the team captain of your department again?

Malkuth:

He was and still is an amazing agent.

He only started acting this way when he did work on that group of strange beings that yelled about the male genitals and masturbation.

Spigot: WELCOME EVERYONE! TO PENISLAND!