The Undercarder

The Undercarder is a dimeless anti-draw known to swoop down from the rafters to scare away viewers and plunge ratings into free fall. He has sporadically appeared in TFR, typically representing /asp/.

Quick Rundown

 * >Never the guy
 * >Never drew a dime
 * >Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
 * >Never cut a memorable promo
 * >Never put anyone over
 * >Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
 * >Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
 * >Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
 * >Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
 * >Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
 * >Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
 * >Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
 * >Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
 * >His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
 * >His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
 * >His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
 * >Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
 * >Shit taste in whiskey (this one is actually 100% true, JD is awful)
 * >Shit hairline
 * >Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck
 * >Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
 * >Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
 * >Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
 * >Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
 * >spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
 * >The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime

Trivia

 * Holy shit he knew about Chris Benoit's suicide all alongUndertaker predicts Chris Benoits suicide thingy