The Undercarder

The Undercarder is a dimeless anti-draw known to swoop down from the rafters to scare away viewers and plunge ratings into free fall. He has sporadically appeared in TFR, typically representing /asp/.

Quick Rundown
>Never the guy >Never drew a dime >Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers >Never cut a memorable promo >Never put anyone over >Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him >Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s >Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s >Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled >Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal >Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction >Only the 4th best member of The Ministry >Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry >His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us >His biker cosplay was cringeworthy >His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy >Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE"""""""" >Shit taste in whiskey >Shit hairline >Has his ex wife's name tattooed on his neck >Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo >Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak >Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years >Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him >spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent >The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw a dime