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Dimitri "Hey, I'm impressed, you two gave us such a fight! And here i thought you were just being crazy... I think you got some serious strength and you don't know it!

Tell you what James, I had a word with management again.I got you booked for a one versus one, I think it's time for you to show yourself without handicaps or people holding you back.

Don't be too hard on yourself. I hope one day we can have a real match in the ring."

James "Dimitri..."

Dimitri "Yes?"

James "You know the pain too... Of losing someone."

Dimitri "I do actually. I still remember them all, but I don't let it haunt me or hold me back. Remember to not drown yourself in the pain. James."


 * Dimitri leaves the room*

James "...He knows... Finally someone that knows how this feels... I hope we can fight again..."

Producer "Hee hee hee. We're really bringing in numbers now! Who's that? We didn't want to be both-

OH FUCK ITS YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

??? "You better start talking now or i'll show you where my nickname comes from!"

Producer "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP MEEEEEEE IDONTWANNADIE IDONTWANNADIE IDONTWANNADIE IDONTWANNADIE! AAAAAAAAA WHY OF ALL PEOPLE! HUNK!"

HUNK "I've come here for an object, a magical artifact to be specific. You lot have been acting pretty sly about this, what the hell is going on?"

Producer "Okay okay okay we'll talk. Just don't hurt us, alright?"

HUNK "That depends on if you tell me what is going on or not."

Producer "Okay..."


 * Cut to the ring*

Behelit "HELLOOOOO EVERY ONE OF YOU LOSERS HERE! IT IS ME! THE BEST WRESTLER HERE! WAY BEYOND ANY OF YOU FUCKS!

HEY FUCK YOU DON'T BOO!

ANYWAYS I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THE PRIZE FOR THE TOURNAMENT!

HERE IT IS!"

Producer "The prize is..."

Producer/Behelit "THE DICKSUCKER!"

Behelit "MANAGEMENT WAS RIGHT! A PRIZE FIT FOR THE LOSERS IN THIS TOURNAMENT! Huh? WHAT? OH RIGHT! AND ME! THE GREATEST! THAT BRIEFCASE WOULD MAKE FOR A NICE PRIZE ON MY SHELF!"