OS8E28

Started with Tomodachi where Lain and Travis Touchdown married and some other things.

Complete Global Melanization
1 (one) pure strike.

Mensa Reunion
Chikara stared into the camera as he mega crashed the game while pinning Delta.

IT WORKED

MY EXPERIMENT WORKED!

OH HAPPY HAPPY CHIKARA

SPECIAL... Brains
43 fucking headbutts

Literal Jobber Championship: Old Talents
One belt closer to having them all.

SPECIAL... haha
Haha too strong... crashed the match.

ROYAL RUMBLE
A random number in the rumble will become Literal Jobber #1 Contender.

SPECIAL...
[47 birthday song]