Zagreus

The main character from Hades.

The Young Cuck
He's a big boy. Look carefully or you may squash him.

Likes to jump on top of walls and pretend he's his favorite character from SnK: The colossal titan.

Season 0
We hired him wrong, as a joke.

Episode 3

Gets danced on.

Episode 4

Fucking crushed by Godtemkin.

Episode 6

Is able to win thanks to being at the perfect height to hit Miyao riiiight in his augmented infantry.

Episode 8

He died in the ring but speedran Hades and got up eventually.

Episode 9
Some GGGiant calls him out for a promo so he punches him and throws him out, but then he comes back and beats him.

Episode 11
Finds an opponent of his size at last, or maybe a bit smaller...

Episode 12

Participates in the Beat The Clock challenge and is the winner of the 4th fastest time. Since he won his match, he gets to compete for the King of Jobbers championship against the other winners.

Episode 13

Walking onto their scheduled match, a tiny big boy, a king, and a supergenius got caught under a trap set by some girl, but the supergenius managed to escape.

Episode 14

Meanwhile, having learned of Hazz Maticus' true intentions, Leon Kennedy and Fred Jones inform Kiryu's friends and along The Cagist, Date Kaname and Suou Katsuya arrive to the top of Coolsville Hills in an helicopter, just after Hazz is done explaining how he hid his past in his son, artificially aged himself, and faked his own death. Before Hazz can end Kiryu, Leon and Fred drop down and confront him, as Kiryu is taken away in the helicopter. Hazz's presidential guard of 4 S.W.A.T. Members challenges them, but, they are mowed down by the paranormal patrol, and at last Hazz fights them directly with the S.W.A.T. Captain. Despite all this power, his plan, his gun, and his complex old age, Hazz couldn't stop Leon and Fred from ending his reign and saving China, not only because they had apple juice and a dilapidated van, but comrades by their side; Kiryu Kazuma... Suou Katsuya... Date Kaname... Shoji Shingo... Majima Goro and his brother... Warden Osborne... Officer Joe... Osama bin Laden... Kasai Tatsuyoshi... Van Darkholme... The Cagist... Hanyuu... Extra... Vergil... Dante... HUNK... Zagreus... Ryback, Chris Masters, Sheamus... Narihisago Akihito... Zoomer... Tomitake Jirou... Hassan and Kojima... Chuck... and Gregory Edgeworth... all irreplaceable people whose bonds have carried them to defeat him.

Season 7
Jump that barricade, if you are so great.

Also got captured by a very kyute girl and taken home.

Episode 6

Narrowly avoids being re-captured by Rena, and manages to escape her basement.

Slips between the cracks of Regigigas and turns him off.

His wins come to an end when Big Show squashes him like the young cuck he is, and then Rena drags his body him back home.

Episode 7

Sent to sleep while trying to escape. Episode 9

Finally escapes from Rena's meaty hands and runs into Senator Armstrong's match while trying to escape, despite The Okonogis trying to stop him, but still gets squashed.

Sunshine Super Stardom
Episode 16

During the time he was trapped in the extra-dimensional space known as Rena's Basement, he met Robo-Ky and became somewhat acquainted. When Ciel and Furudo Erika are attacked and utterly defeated by Steph's agents trying to kidnap Hanyuu, both Robo-Ky and Zag assist in helping Hanyuu escape.

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