Edward Richtofen (Primis)

"I see Kirigiri in the audience! I can't lose tonight!"

- Richtofen, as he cucks OP out of his waifu

Edward Richtofen is a German scientist in the Call of Duty Zombies storyline, for some reason (probably timeline fuckery) he has somehow made it into the world of TFR. In fact, it seems that both Richtofens from both timelines have somehow turned up. Notably, they spend most of their time making people SEETHE (usually OP) by cucking them of their waifus.

The Man Who Walks The Dimensions
There are two major timelines in COD Zombies from which all subsequent "fractures" (timelines) and dimensions deviate from: Primis and Ultimis. There is a constant: Edward Richtofen is a member of Group 935, a research group dedicated to analysis and distribution of Element 115, which are space rocks sent by ayy lmaos called Apothicons to destroy universes.

Ultimis Richtofen uses the magic rocks for his own gain, hijacks a loli's body to control zombies, rules the world for a few decades, gets punted into a zombie's body, gets used by Primis Richtofen, and dies with the universe. But then comes back, because time travel.

Primis Richtofen goes on a magical journey across dimensions and fractures to collect souls and stop the ayys from destroying all creation. Some of him die, some of him live, and the fate of the CODZ multiverse remains unknown. He was the nicest one.

Both Richtofens arrive in The Final Resistance, where Ultimis bonds with a purple-haired gal and dies at the hands of Mundus. Primis arrives later, along with another Kirigiri, and survives the Bog invasion. Now, perhaps, The Final Rumble will progress his quest. For all he does, he does to secure a better tomorrow.

Off-Season 1
Seen in the XCOM 2 "The Final Resistance" storyline, one Richtofen appeared early on, and established himself as a grade A jobber, missing nearly every shot and dabbing on the mission photo in his debut mission. What cemented him in history is his apparent love of what turned out to be OP 's waifu: Kyoko Kirigiri.

Soon after, this Richtofen (alongside Raiden, Kirigiri, Majima, and Sminem) died in a black site raid.

Unexpectedly (and much to OP 's anger), later on ANOTHER Richtofen turned up, and this time focused on the waifu picked to be brought in by chat because "we need more waifus in XCOM": Aigis (among others brought in).

Season 2
Primis Richtofen has brought himself to the ring, debuting himself to be some sort of a villain type character, introducing himself by taking out Brendan Fraser backstage to bring himself into the Elimination Chamber.

Episode 2
Later on there was a match between him and Dr Piccolo to determine who was the better doctor, as it turns out Richtofen must've been behind on his medication, as Doc provided him the daily dose.

Episode 3
During the qualifiers for the /v/ Championship Belt, Richtofen introduced his wife Kirigiri to the stage much to OPs anger. Kirigiri gave him the power and support he needed in order to defeat the Chosen Hunter, despite Hunter having the power of incel rage from seeing a woman with another man.

Episode 4
During the Royal Rumble, Richtofen got eliminated basically instantly, it's theorized he entered just to photobomb the match (and make OP rage), and go out so he can head home just in time to bang Kirigiri.

Episode 5
As it turns out, the mysterious hooded woman was not Kirigiri, but, in fact, an unknown entity inhabiting her body, with the soul safely stashed away in the Summoning Key, and that something will happen once the entity is sent back. So for the last few weeks Richtofen fucked a teen's corpse, with a child's soul in it. What a chad.

Episode 7
Earlier, Adachi demanded Kirigiri, or else Richtofen would "face the gamer's fury". At first, dismissive of the claim, the Doctor brought Adachi to the ring to fuck him up and return to his corpse with child's soul fucking mission. Unfortunately, turns out the bringing of the "Mysterious Entity" took out more of Richtofen's powers than he had previously thought, and thus was knocked out by Adachi. (Chat detectives believe that  only within the vicinity of each other  can both Richtofen and Kirigiri act, seeing as the only win Richtofen had was when Kirigiri showed up.)

Episode 8.5
Later, after a title bout for the King of Jobbers, Richtofen retreated to his laboratory, to mull over the pages of Kronorium and to get back one particular entity. Samantha Maxis, who got TV'd by Adachi. After exchanging unpleasantries with her, and revealing the fact that Kirigiri is still alive and (relatively) well in the Summoning Key, he returns to his reading. Yet suddenly, the pages of the Kronorium change. The wrestlers were too slow, the borderline event is approaching. The distortion was inevitable. (Perhaps Mr. America and Robert being stuck in a time loop is a byproduct of the distortion). Each and every universes were DOOMED by their incompetence! But, Richtofen's plan is still in motion. Everything is according to plan.

Episode 11
By putting on his gameface, Richtofen revealed that Mr. America and Robert have been fucking removed from existence and trapped in the loop, Janny from our reality and Bogs had really fought, and that all of that wasn't supposed to happen, yet no one batted an eye. Checking the Kronorium, the Doctor got some terrible news: Someone had visited the Temple of Shangri La and took The Focusing Stone from there. What a terrible night for these revelations.

Episode 12
After a quick photobombing in the Royal Rumble, Richtofen returned back to his book. Perhaps, with its' power, he had seen all the fights against Todd and his minions, and had even peered into the Shadow World, to see Nero and Adachi laying their differences aside. After a brief talk with Samantha, the Doctor decided to read ahead, to see what the future brings. Yet everything felt boring, not even related to the Future. Until he had seen a photo of a certain man, holding the Focusing Stone in his hand. Under it, there was one simple message.

"'Don't call anybody'"

Season 3
After the strange things happening in S3, The Doc, who is well versed in these things, stepped up to explain to the rest of the cast the anomalies that are happening. At the same time, the doc assures that his masterplan is still in motion and that it will solve all this, but can't share anything about it. What might he be planning...?

Episode 2
As the timelines shifted, Richtofen had goaded Battler on to fight Chris-Chan in his unpowered form, to "rate his power". Yet, there was something way more sinister in the Doctor's plans.

Episode 4
Battler got baited into battling Chris-Chan's true form, to take the Focusing Stone and prove that it isn't magic. What came after that...

When Chris-Chan proved victorious, Richtofen shot him in the head, killing her like he once killed himself. Turns out, that he could do it from the start, but wanted to watch the show. With the stone secure, the doctor beckoned Battler to follow him into the locker room, where everyone were.

When Battler proved victorious, Richtofen had been waiting in the locker room for Battler to arrive and activate the stone, to return the timeline back where it was. With that, his work in TFR was done. Yoinking the stone away from Fred, Richtofen revealed that 18 fighters have been teleported elsewhere. But that wasn't his problem anymore. He had a universe to set right. And with that, he left TFR as a whole, being just a passer-by to another universe.

Yet here's a funny question. What happened to Kirigiri, who's still trapped in the key. Did he take her with him?

Episode 8
Interestingly, HUNK appeared later on the Meta-World with the stone in his hand. Does that mean he followed Richtofen through the universes and stole it from him? Or...?

Season 4
The dimensional fairy doctor is not seen again since his voluntary disappearance. He could be fixing universes or dead at the hands of a mercenary, but nobody truly knows.

Season 5
The Doctor, thought to be somewhere else solving the universe, makes a surprising appearance.

Episode 8
Apparently, instantly following the events at the end of Season 3 where Ushiromiya Battler was defeated by Agent 47, he infiltrated SC to try and recover The Focusing Stone. However, a multitude of events conclude with a parasite embedded in the stone latching onto him and transmuting his body and personality into Tommy Wiseau. After Mr. X bites part of the parasite and it ceases its effect, he then uses the stone to try and end the Death Game, Richtofen still unconscious.

Episode 10
However, La Parka ends this little rebellion by obliterating the tyrant, and shortly after Richtofen wakes up as Kiryu Kazuma and Majima Goro are carrying him away somewhere.

Richtofen is then tasked with participating in a Death Match against Tommy Wiseau's "offspring", Hayabusa Ryu.

He is defeated by the ninja, and is sentenced to execution. You FOOL! IF YOU KILL ME, YOU VILL JEOPARDIZE ZIS AND ALL OTHER UNIVERSES!

Without mein help, mein knowledge, you are DOOMED!

There are far greater evils beyond zis death game!

THE WORLD VILL BE SPLIT!

THE KRONORIUM HAS PREDICTED IT! BANG

Season 6
Hayabusa Ryu used the power of the Summoning Key that Richtofen's body was carrying to fuse with it into God-Emperor II.

Feats

 * In an unofficial match, Richtofen defeated OP, causing him to seethe for  10 straight minutes
 * OP 's status: 100% S E T H I G
 * PLAYED EACH AND EVERY ONE LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE, JESUS CHRIST
 * CUCKED OP WHILE ONLY BEING A PASSER-BY. A LITERAL WHO IN THE TFR. IMAGINE.