Chris Redfield

"LEON, FUCK MY SISTER!"

- Chris Redfield, attempting to get Leon to do something he would never agree to

Chris Redfield, agent of S.T.A.R.S, the man, the myth, the legend, the boulder puncher. Every day, he attempts to get Leon on his side, but to no avail, for the man's Yellow Fever is unbreakable. Only when the Bogdanoffs or other threats descend upon the world to wreak havoc is Leon willing to work with him. Has a loyal Therapist as a friend and manager.

The S.T.A.R.S. Agent
Soldier by career since a young age, Christian Redfield, as part of the S.T.A.R.S. was involved in the Mansion Incident. Afterwards, Chris was determined to put a stop to Umbrella once and for all.

Season 1
Some time later, he heard Wesker was participating in TFR, but more importantly, Leon, who had been rejecting Claire for years, was there too. Determined to end Wesker and obtain the nut, he sets fort on a new mission.

Chris would fight fiercely for concepts such as the idea of concept in the reproduction of the species being naive, eugenics, and the right for the strong to take what they must. He fights fiercely for this, to continue the Redfield family, and for his sister Claire.

Episode 1

He would eventually gain the coveted Case and and celebrate his victory.

However, mere moments later, he and Leon in a fierce discussion would be forced into the ring by an attacking Mr. X, who despite being defeated miraculously, would actually lose on purpose while distracting them for The Case to be stolen.

Episode 2

The demonic swordman, Vergil, teams up with Chris to witness his legendary boulder-punching power, and in response "Dante" helps the drunken Leon. Vergil sensed something wrong, just before he could figure it out, "Dante" hit Chris right in the boulders, losing the match for Leon and giving Chris another reason for Leon to fuck his sister.

Episode 4

Mr. X attacks Leon and Chris again and defeats them.

Episode 5

After suffering great distress from losing the case and being repeatedly beat by a hulking mass of bioweapon, Redfield's family therapist, a doctor who is open to extreme methods, finds him the perfect something to take his frustration on: some random asian guy.

Not being enough, the doctor prescribes him something harder: a does of teaming up, so they both take on the team of Sminem's investigators and gives hobo phoenix a good KO with his boulder punching.

Episode 8

Just when things start to look brighter, something far greater than him surfaces: The Bogdanoff threat. At that point, the Therapist helps Chris and Leon make out their differences and work together to help put a stop to the Bog menace. In the end, they both decide that they've become good friends and that Leon's Sperm is ultimately out of their hands, so they give it to the ones that really deserve putting it to good use: The ladies

Season 2
After putting aside differences with Leon (and more importantly, slightly diminished interest in making Chris Jr), they are now on friendlier terms, and the FMS Vs NWF battler is over.

Episode 1

Redfield's Therapist found Chris unconscious in the ground while walking backstage, and called an ambulance. Who could have done this...?

Episode 4

His therapist states the condition of Chris and offers to beat the ass of whoever caused this, but the transmission is hijacked and the following is revealed:

After getting FUCKING DESTROYED by Todd Howard, Chris Redfield is now in a coma due to Todd's mind-link, and Todd is, ironically, sucking him dry.

Season 3
Having the source of the Mind-Link been destroyed, Chris eventually woke up from his coma and prepares to get back into the ring, and get back into finding a boyfriend who will fuck his sister.

Episode 0

Preparing to fight the good ol' Leon again for old times' sake, someone or something didn't care for their plan, as reality starts distorting before their eyes during the match. They seem to have landed in a different reality or timelapse.

Episode 1

The time travelling rival teams now finally have their match, with Team FMS proving that it was the strongest all along.

Episode 4

Chris gets to relieve the days of fighting Wesker once again, and punch him equally as hard as back then.

Episode 5

After a few weeks of time hopping, Battler defeated Chris-chan and used The Focusing Stone, fixing the space-time continuum and returning everyone to the present. Well, almost.

Episode 7

Punches the shit out of that /v/ twink to get his title chance.

Episode 8

A team match of the current champions against their contenders

Episode 9

However, the inclusion of Dan Schneider into the match stole his shot.

Season 4
Safe from time shenanigans, Chris is now keeping an extra watchful eye on his sister to ensure the utmost quality for the Redfield lineage.

Episode 2

Him and his sister enter the Mixed Match Challenge for a chance to win and some lucky man to want his sister, but a pair of childhood friends stole the chance from him.

Episode 8

Fred faces Chris for a title shot and manages to defeat the hulking muscle gorilla and survive his deadly boulder smashes.

Episode 10

Was one of Kojima's chosen and was left in the Universe 2K20, safe from The Final Impact.

Season 5
Chris has finally given up on every bit of hope of the Redfield-Kennedy lineage, and has made several dating site profiles of his sister, to little success.

Episode 7

Ruber and Dutch faces the therapy and use dirty tactics to win

Episode 9
After Date Kaname and Raiden try to arrest Kotomine Kirei on his church on the hill, and he subsequently summons a boulder with magecraft to run them over, Date calls out to Chris who saves them and tries to take the boulder on himself, but this boulder was too powerful, and overpowers Chris, killing him.

Episode 12

In the (non-canon) good ending, Chris is seen along the ones welcoming Ushiromiya Battler to the Golden Land.

Season 6
Leon makes a vow to try and stay sober now that Chris is gone for good.

Episode 1
Somehow, Chris returned and more decided than ever to make Leon FUCK HIS FUCKING SISTER DO IT ALREADY YOU DRUNK TWINK.

Episode 2
Comes back from the hospital and after knocking out Leon, and kills Ada under suspicion of milking Leon dry.

Episode 3

Gets into an argument and a fight with Fred Jones due to his actions over his fears of Claire Redfield going down the cat-lady path.

Episode 4

Gets brought by Hideo along with others to the room of the Rumble-17 Project, where Comrade Mario activates the machine, starting The Final RumbleTM.

Episode 5

Chris now works for The Three Kings since The Disaster as they provide him with resources to hunt down Ethan Winters now that Leon's all dried up.

Episode 6
He is stationed along with Albert Wesker on Tazuna Industries as bodyguards when it is invaded by The Final Resistance. He receives orders from Wesker to engage.

Intercepts Raiden on his way and tries to check if he still has functioning "parts" for his sister. Raiden takes advantage of this to defeat Chris.

However, Tazuna Joe defeats Date Kaname and manages to escape with him and Wesker.

Episode 9
Chris finds Fred Jones lurking on The Factory and captures him, confusing him with Winters.

Episode 11

Leon and Rance invade Chris' Milking Dungeon and challenge him and Boomer. Rance defeats Boomer, but Leon gets his jaw broken with a pure strike and is unable to save Fred

Episode 13

Chris fights Narushima Koga and Bevi for the title, but retains it.

Episode 15 While Chris is fighting Kuzunoha Raidou, Leon and Redfield's Therapist break into his dungeon and liberate "Fred", who is convinced he is Ethan Winters.

Episode 16
When the real Fred Jones wakes up in The Basedment, Bevi explains to him that there was a secret group working right under The Kings, The Resistance, and BANS Army with their own goal to accomplish, with Chris being part of them: Men With a Plan, the goal of the "oracle of LEON!", the humanity ascension PLAN and the wish for claire to become the mother of a new humanity in which everyone is a Redfield-Kennedy.

Episode 17

Rean Schwarzer breaks into the basedment and stops their plan.

Later on the Cosmic Egg, Leon, Therapist and "Fred" meet with Fred as Chris comes for him. After the initial confusion, Therapist tries to fight Chris' brainwashing, but gets a pure strike and can't bring him back.

Season 0
Chris Redfield, a former S.T.A.R.S. Agent and now employed by an agency to combat bio-terrorism, is a man sent on a top-priority mission to Coolsville, and nothing is going to get in his way, not even a mutated, matrix-moving motherfucker.

Episode 1

Chris deploys with his 3-manned squad after reaching the Coolsville Arena. His first and second squadmates report they are in position, but the third member has gone silent, which he chalks up to device malfunction. Soon after he spots Wesker leaving after interacting with van. Chris questions the driver who is none other than Dan "Man With A Van" Schneider, who gets a pure strike and tells that Wesker must be in his office.

Episode 2
Chris arrives at the RCPD and breaks into Wesker's S.T.A.R.S. office to find him with the case around his ankles. Just when he's about to get it, massive steps resonate as Wesker claims that it's "his problem now" and runs for it, but Chris' path is stopped by a Massive Man. This guy proves too much even for Chris.

Episode 3

Chris falls to this bald man's massive size, but before anything happens, police sirens start sounding (they are in a police station after all). The man drops his fists now that it's over, and stating that neither of them knowing what's really going on, he'll just keep doing what the boss tell him, and maybe they'll meet once he comes out of the slammer, calmly walking outside. Confused by what just happened, Chris gets his shit together and returns to Wesker's trail.

Episode 4
Wesker returns to the Coolsville Arena, where Chris ambushes him and asks for the Briefcase, but Wesker refuses do to its "relevant material content" and tries to leave for a "meeting", but Chris blocks his path before he can pass it on. Despite Chris' boulder breaking muscles, Wesker's matrix shit is too much for him, and both reach their limit and collapse at the end of the fight.

With barely any strength left, just then, Chris spots a man walking away with the case, and follows him inside the suspicious van in the parking lot. What he finds, is somehow an entire dungeon inside that defies logic. The driver, Dan Schneider, shows himself again to tell Chris that he is in his domain now, and Chris starts falling into a dream...

Episode 5

In his past, he was an orphan resident at Kasai's Orphanage, along with his sister.

In an underground prison cell laid Chris sleeping, along with the similarly incarcerated Date Kaname. Through his and Aiba's doing, they get the guard Joe to open the gate and the boulder blocking the entrance rolling towards the still knocked out boulder puncher. Chris' instincts flare up and, getting up with a scream, he destroys the boulder in one swift strike, all the while still being asleep. Date gets his so desired mag, and leaves.

Episode ?
Visits Eden of Coolsville

Season 7
Chris just fucking wants one thing: for Leon to FUCK HIS DAMN SISTER. It already feels like has been doing it for decades for some reason but he still doesn't fucking accept. Chris will never rest until his sister is fucked enough to continue the Redfield legacy.

Episode 1

Chris tries to throw down the Locker Room's door as Leon hides hopelessly trying to run away from Chris once more. However, Dutch appears and offers a... "mutually beneficial business relationship" to Leon in exchange for getting him out of here. Leon begrudgingly accepts being choiceless and hides in The Vents while Dutch tells Chris Leon is nowhere close.

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Chris apparently is on a rampage ever since Leon disappeared.

Episode 3

Chris aggressively interrogates Hijiri Jyoji after being repeatedly told by several people that he's missing. In his anger he catches the attention of The Janitor, who gives him a ban from the arena for one week, but this just angers Chris more. The Janitor then proceeds to be competent for once and did his job, or rather did not job.

Episode 4

Dutch begs Arthur to reconsider as Ruber is tempting him with a place that is "better than Tahiti" called Camelot. When Arthur INSISTS, Dutch leaves, and Chris appears after being told by "someone" that Arthur is the one who kidnapped Leon.

Episode 5

Chris is losing it ever since Leon disappeared and has seemingly lost the ability to just pure strike twinks into pulp. He just doesn't believe he can wein again until Redfield's Therapist suggests him to think of the opponent as Ada, but not even that works.

Episode 6

Seemingly out of options, Therapist gets Raiden to give him a VR set and Chris is reinvigorated by seeing Leon again, beating the coomer cyborg.

Episode 8

He even manages to win a Battle Royale where he saw SEVEN Leons!

Episode 9

He fights a pure striking VR Leon who hits way too hard for a drunk twink.

Feats

 * Accomplices in attempts of Consent
 * Albert Wesker
 * Boomer
 * Claire Redfield
 * Commissioner James "Jim" Worthington Gordon
 * Dutch Van Der Linde
 * "(The)Rapist"
 * Has a deadly Boulder Punch to which few wrestlers have survived longer into the match after being used on them.
 * Beat /v/-tan 2 times in a row.
 * Beat ADAAAAA leaving her infertile
 * Wants Leon to fuck his sister again

Trivia

 * LEOOOOOOOOOON