The Gamer Wizard

The Gamer Wizard is a wizard that is well versed in all things related to video games and self proclaimed rival to The Chad Wizard and Stacy who wrestles to prove to Chad that the gamers are the most oppressed people on Earth, as per the rules of wizardry he has never had sex with a woman lest his powers would be taken away from him. (One time he nearly lost it after a loathsome demonic wench tried to take his sperm by depriving him of his sanity inside a Nvidia Geforce 6200 graphics card)