Andrew Dobson

Andrew Dobson is a fat fuck.

Fat Fat Fat
Makes shitty comics about things he doesn't like (and inflation porn). Plays Skyrim on a Mac at 5fps. Has a strange obsession over Link's hair color. STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP.

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS.

SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD.

Season 6
In the far-off future of 2032, Ilya and Dobson work diligently for The Three Kings, with Ilya making hacky slightly anime styled propaganda, and Dobson making comics mocking The Kings' enemies by inflating them.

For their service, he has been granted an elastic body capable of inflating itself, they have been allowed participation in the tournament for a spot in The Golden Land

Episode 6

Defeated /vr/, old videogames contain themes that go against the vision of The Kings.

Episode 9

Got defeated by The Kings' designated funny video makers.

Season 7
Now in the new universe, the hacks are more popular and hackier than ever, and they once again enter the world of wrestling to try and reach even higher while putting even less effort.

Off-Season 8
Episode 53

Participates in the Contendership Clash Tournament.

Trivia

 * He actually left the internet holy shit.
 * Or died.