OS3E7

On Walter (SMT)'s house, Majima dances crazy with Alice (SMT) and MAjima's wife goes fucking mad and starts dancing on the bath. Majima starts to cook something but accidentaly sets the oven on fire. The stress caused by this seems to be the last straw that breaks Majima, making him have a fucking stress break that leaves him completely mad babbling on the floor. A doctor is called that instructs Majima to just fucking scream like a madman to let everything flow out, which Majima does by screaming out all his madness, anger and cuckness in a scream that pierces the heavens, but actually works in fixing his brain, kind of.

On Lady's trailer, Tifa starts to fall in love with V (Devil May Cry), and Jill and Historia have been revived-as undead Zombies, by MAGIC. Also the Bogbabies have grown into the Bogchilds. As their mother is dead, well, undead, the Bogchilds are taken away by an agent of the Bogs to be groomed into successors. Also Historia starts fighting with Claire because she's a zombie, and Claire can do nothing but cover in fear and cry. Also also Tifa calls V to start dating him (Which causes OP in the chat to reach SETHIG as his second waifu is now stolen).

Switching to V, Agent 47's room is the lab where he created the mysterious disease that is now infecting everyone, and now V is looking for a cure. V goes to Tifa's house and proposes to her, then moves to an empty lot and has a Gothic wedding. As soon as the guests arrive, 47 & Lady begin fighting over the supperior mercenary, then Claire & Historia over Fred, who starts crying, and the chairs are inappropriate and nobody sits in them. After V & Tifa get married, 47 and Lady begin wrestling, then Claire & Historia, Bonkers (Jill's dog that Tifa saved from a life of knoting) destroys stuff. Once the party is over, V and Tifa set up a bed in the middle of the empty lot and just fuck (much to OP's dismay). And Tifa has a babby named Virginia Pieck.

On Dutch's Mansion, a guy named Seth Igop somehow lives under the house in an inaccesible basement. While excavating, he accidentally is unsealed, adn this turns out to be a bad idea since he's a fucking vampire. And because he's a gay vampire that wants to fuck Dutch at that.

On the Ushiromiya Mansion, two new guests live in; Kazuma Kiryu and his son Jackson Kiryu. Kiryu has to work as a mascot for a living which has him depressed, and "Chinman" hates everyone, especially Battler.