The Gamer Wizard

The Gamer Wizard is a wizard that is well versed in all things related to video games and self proclaimed rival to The Chad Wizard and Stacy who wrestles to prove to Chad that the gamers are the most oppressed people on Earth, as per the rules of wizardry he has never had sex with a woman lest his powers would be taken away from him. (One time he nearly lost it after a loathsome demonic wench tried to take his sperm by depriving him of his sanity inside a Nvidia Geforce 6200 graphics card) and wrestles for The Cartel Rumble.

Surrender Now Or Face His Spite!
Nobody knew when or how THE GAMER WIZARD came to be, but it is known how he made his presence known during E3 2019 when during Microsoft's press conference they found his GAMER LAIR whilst advertising Gears 5 (Because fuck normal title conventions right?). Microsoft revealing the location of THE GAMER LAIR lead for an old enemy of THE GAMER WIZARD to finally show himself after many years to challenge THE GAMER WIZARD once more in combat in the name of The Fair Maiden Karen

The Knight of The Holy Chain Brad was a Knight who had won the right to marry The Fair Maiden Karen by defeating THE GAMER WIZARD in battle a long time ago, but this battle left lasting consequences on the warrior. THE GAMER WIZARD cast a curse on our unfortunate knight that would leave him in perpetual torment and social embarrassment for as long as he lived.

The Knight Of The Holy Chain Brad had spent many of his living years attempting to find THE GAMER WIZARD to lift the curse and the recording of THE GAMER LAIR during E3 was the final clue to find out where this malicious magician resided and his chance to be rid of the curse that has plagued our unfortunate hero for many years has finally shown itself to our noble knight. He went to his attic of his small manor that he shares with his spouse The Fair Maiden Karen to retrieve his old equipment to accept the challenge put forth many years ago by THE GAMER WIZARD and set forth on a journey to the heart of Los Angeles to achieve his rightful vengeance on this ill mannered illusionist.

Brad finally managed to reach the heart of Los Angeles where inside the Los Angeles Convention Centre contained the GAMER LAIR of which THE GAMER WIZARD resided. Brad entered the lair of THE GAMER WIZARD and discovered many unknown artifacts through his exploration of this wizardly abode such as a chipped PS2, an XBOX with an onahole taped onto it and an PS4 that has P.T installed on it. However to the annoyance of our noble knight, with many artifacts came a lot of obstacles with them. He had to fight through many Gamer Goblins who insisted that they have performed coitus on Sir Brad's mother despite her passing from this mortal coil many years before these gibbering buffoons came from whatever vat they were created in. He also had to fight a woman that shared many features of a bat yet who was not a vampire playing a video game called Dark Souls who was enraged when our hero interrupted her no-hit run

He had no idea what part of that fight was worse, the smell emanating from the lady or the ferocity of how she fought. But our warrior managed to fight off the vile she-bat until the smell was too much for him and he started to see hallucinations before blacking out. He awoke outside in a hallway with his chest plate smeared in a sticky white substance and his pants are covered in damp spots. While he was waking up he noticed something in the air, the cuntish conjurer is close. This hallway leads straight to the heart of THE GAMER LAIR where THE GAMER WIZARD spends most of his time. Our hero entered the room of which the evil enchanter resided but he was nowhere to be found.

THE GAMER WIZARD was never in his lair. He was out doing his wizardly business with his council and he left one of his servants The Vile She-bat Asmodeus, who was once an angel cursed with her form and to play videogames at the hardest challenge (Which she keeps failing cus she is a woman after all) after defying the gods by unplugging their LAN cable by accident during a CS 1.6 LAN match, to deal with the Knight.

In fear of losing everything including the love of his sweet dear Karen he ran away in fear, promising THE GAMER WIZARD he would never try to attack his GAMER LAIR again. But while he was running he ran into the lair of THE GAMER WIZARD's favourite pet beast GRIMFANG THE TURTLE, who in their hunger bit off Sir Brad's manhood.

A letter was sent from THE GAMER WIZARD to the woman who he once had a crush on but got put into the dreaded friend zone when Sir Brad came into the picture, The Fair Maiden Karen:

Season 0
During WIZARDCON, THE GAMER WIZARD stumbled onto an event that The Final Rumble was hosting where a bunch of big time Dime Drawers were doing a ladder match.

The Cartel Rumble
THE GAMER WIZARD joined The Cartel Rumble after being liberated from his graphically upgrading prison by a wrestler.

When Anthony Burch activated his WIIU NEN, THE GAMER WIZARD used a tiny bit of his millennial lifespan to cast a powerful time reversal spell.