OS3E9

"'One day, Majima woke up feeling a little...peculiar. He felt that everything that had transpired at the Hoy house was something he simply shouldn't sit down and accept. When he walked into Walter (SMT)'s room to find the man laid with his wife, a trigger was pulled inside Majima's heart.""No longer was he the cuck in the shed.""He was, from that day forward, an angry, angry incel'""'Majima made off with a few thousand Simoleons and headed to the other side of town. There, he knew he could recuperate. There was an abandoned trailer alongside the road that had been set up by another wrestlers who had gone AWOL. He found the phone electricity, water, everything was still connected. Fantastic.""Now he just had to get his hands on the twins....the twins of destruction.""One phone call is all it can take to change the path of your destination No more showering at the sink because Walter was fucking Sandra.'"V (Devil May Cry) 's feeling that something wasn't right here led him to pursue knowledge in the form of becoming a wizard, "V the Mean Warlock". V accidentally hits Majima with magic energy..."'Majima was able to acquire the twins of destruction. They were largely neglected as Majima took part in his 'studies'... But in the blink of an eye, they had already grown up. Now the plan could truly commence'."Majima being hit by magic has turned him into a "witch" himself, which luckily his green appearance has made him more resemble the Bogchilds. The Bogchilds themselves show no humanity as they are much stronger than their precursors, unable to hide their inhumanity. Majima has taken to study the Dark Paths of Witchcraft, which along with "adopting" (Read: stealing) the The Twins of Destruction, can't mean good.

On V's new house, he has taken a serious devotion to studying the magics, and crafted Urizen's throne which grants him power and knowledge while sitting on it. Soon V throws a birthday party for His and Tifa's daughter, Virginia Blake Gorl. Upon being a teen, V teaches her the path of witchcraft and she becomes a big tiddy goth girl. With V researching the Path of Darkness, and his daughter the Ways of the Light, the spend days and days researching to fulfill the ultimate objective of every Magus: Reaching The Root.

On the Ushiromiya Mansion, Beato summons her Witch Furniture (Servantss but less cool) to attack Battler. Meanwhile, Kiryu and Chinman's relationship continues to deteriorate an he begins showing his incel traits. Beato and Leon begin to show affect to each other. Battler then brings Leon and Majima's wife? to the End Of The Road Bar, ar Leon's suggestion. Leon gets shitfaced drunk quick, and as Battler charm's Majima's wife, Leon for some goddamn reason runs up to him and slaps him as if his was his cheating husband, then they return home.

Back on the Hoy House, Walter keeps fucking literally everything, making his personal goal to fuck as many things as possible, with Balthios James being his latest acquisition to his harem. Walter goes to the Bar for more victims, and bring fucking Dutch into his lust palace, another victim to the greatest sexual predator of our times. Alice (SMT) invites V and his daughter over since they are witches and she is a demon, so they and Beato got o the Bar but Dutch decides to come along too. Also Battler appears and fucks Majima's mindbroken wife on Walter's bed LMAO. As with all who fall in Walter's web, he tries to eat Battler, but his iron will of disproving magic ignores this and he just leaves.

On Dutch's house, he just returned from cheating on OP. Ever since the vampire Seth Igop was freed from his basement tomb chaos has been brewing, as OP took the saying A cat is fine too way too literal as he literally sat nude on the bed next to his cat. Next, Dutch literally kisses the vampire dude in front of OP as if to trigger him, because that tips OP over the edge and assaults Dutch, which in turn causes him to exclaim his break up, sending OP into tears. Dutch then happily goes back to Seth as if nothing just happened. OP then returns to his old shed near the sea, losing his cats in the divorce. OP officially lost it after being left by Dutch, as he filled his garden with creepy gnomes. Dutch came to visit and give the rest of his things but... after seeing the visage he ran away. OP now spends all day digging for some reason, and stargazing wanting hout from this horror of an existence.