Albert Wesker

"Seven minutes... Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you."

- What Wesker usually says before being beaten in 8 or more minutes

Albert Wesker is an absolute madman. He's super fucking gay for Chris Redfield, and wants him inside him every day. Nowadays, he is with Chris on Team FMS after he patched things up with Chris, trying to help him achieve his goals in exchange for some gay shit.

He has supposedly replaced the sperm in the briefcase with his own early on, for he has a hard on like you wouldn't believe for Claire, explaining his reasons for siding with Chris.

Match History
Wins Loses RECORD: [2|9][-7] PINS: [1
 * 1) [S2E1] Elimination Chamber - Vs Nero Vs Fred Vs Goro Majima Vs Richtofen Vs Gordon
 * 2) [S1E3]S.T.A.R.S. Vs The Old Guard
 * 1) [S1E1](Dutch, Wesker, Dante & Boomer) vs (Zoomer, Vergil, Fred & Mr X)
 * 2) [S1E3] /v/ Tag Team Championship - Tornado Tag: undefinedS.T.A.R.S. Vs The Gym
 * 3) [S1E7] Royal Rumble:  Senator Armstrong
 * 4) [S1EF] 8-Man Battle Royale: (Branagh, Wesker, 47, Erwin Smith, Payne, Komaeda, Geralt & Spiderman): Erwin Smith
 * 5) [S2E1] Vs Raiden
 * 6) [S2E3] King of /v/ Title Match - Vs HUNK
 * 7) [S2E4] Royal Rumble:  King of /v/ Championship Title Match - Raiden
 * 8) [S2E7] Match Wheel - Hell in a Cell: Vs Chris Jericho
 * 9) [S2E11] Wesker Vs Big Smoke Vs DELTA Vs Graham Vs Raidou Vs Rando
 * 10) [S2E12F]  Royal Rumble : Maximillion Pegasus

Non-Canon
Loses
 * 1) [S1E5] Bighead Elimination Chamber: Vs Mr. X, Leon, Wesker, Vergil & Phoenix Wright
 * 2) [S2E2]Sons of Sparda+Nero+V vs Leon+Chris+Hunk+Wesker

Feats

 * Apparently replacing the briefcase sperm with his own semen, this was apparently achieved during the time Mr X had possession of the briefcase
 * BTFOd Fred in the Elimination Chamber match with a special move combo from both him and Goro Majima

Finisher and Signature Moves

 * "Knee Cannon (Kinshasa)"
 * "The Matrix (Matrix dodge followed by strikes combo)"