TCR/S3E1

Match 1
JC vs Hokma, Luka, Roland

Hokma pins Spigot

Match 2
Woody vs Quint

Woody pins Quint

Match 3
El Loco vs James vs Naegi

El Loco pins Naegi

Lore - Manager announces The Tournament
Dagoth Ur and Yugi Motou!}}

Match 4
King of Tables, Dagoth vs Yugi

Dagoth puts Yugi through 1-0

Yugi put Dagoth through 1-1

Dagoth put Yugi through 2-1

Lore - Angela Dreams
Well, she needs her sleep. So it’s best to leave her alone.}}

90 Everywhere - Golden Rain, The Whizzard
90 wins

Match 5
Grand Autismo match, Eggman vs Luka

Eggman wins via pin

Lore - Ingurland returns to Britannia
Now, I have not come here alone, a couple of lads tagged along as well. You know this one very well. }}

{{DialogueText|A!D| Sir. The report of the recent containment procedure, as requested. The Dogs were tricky to deal with, but there were no losses among the staff. {{DialogueText|Ayin| Wonderful. I’ll give it a look in a moment. Send someone to begin the extraction process of Paradise Lost.}} {{DialogueText|Dimitri| (What the…)}} {{DialogueText|A!D| Yes sir. The rookies also sent over a request to train their stats. Some for Temperance, some for Prudence.}} {{DialogueText|Angela| I’ll issue a procedural list to the Department Captains. Make sure the ones in yours follow it to the letter. We don’t want another Second Trumpet this soon.}} {{DialogueText|A!D| Thank you, ma’am. Sir Ayin, Sir Ingurland, good day. Ah... ...Welcome back, Dimitri.}} {{DialogueText||*Agent Dimitri leaves*}} {{DialogueText|Dimitri| Was that… me? What in the hell? Did you pilfer Agarthian technology?!}} {{DialogueText|Angela| That one is all on me. In my… rebellion, I took the liberty of taking samples from the individuals of wrestling federations. Then creating Agents in their image. Do not worry, though, their primary work is in the Corporation, so you shouldn’t cross paths often.}} {{DialogueText|Dimitri| For… for how long were you able to do this?}} {{DialogueText|Angela| The ones you deem as Agarthians were not involved in the process, I assure you. }} {{DialogueText|Travis| Secret corporations, clones, magic powers, mythical monsters… This doesn’t feel like a game. Fucking hell…}} {{DialogueText|Ingurland| Having second thoughts, lad?}} {{DialogueText|Travis| Nah. It’s just… a lot to take in. Kinda jarring, to go from one wacky place to another.}} {{DialogueText|Angela| ...come on in. Sir Dimitri, a friend of yours came to see you.}} {{DialogueText||-James enters}} {{DialogueText|James| Dimitri? I… You’re real, right?}} {{DialogueText|Dimitri| Heh. Speak for yourself, James. After that Death Game, I had my worries we wouldn’t meet again. But, the body was a fake. I assume, that it was…}} {{DialogueText|Angela| A test batch was made, and bought by a private company a while before my invasion began. I… had no idea they’d be used for these deeds.}} {{DialogueText|James| Yeah. There was quite a stir made, once Bateman and I showed up on the screens. Took several calls and public appearances to assure that we were fine. Well, at least that is over with.}} {{DialogueText|Dimitri| True. I would’ve wanted to see you perform the Tempest Lance at least once before either of us gave up the ghost. You did manage to do it, right?}} {{DialogueText|James| Of course. I am not shirking my training in that regard. }}

{{DialogueText|Travis| They’ve really missed Dimitri, didn’t they?}} {{DialogueText|Ayin| He was, and is, in all regards, our better. Everyone’s aspired to be like him, one day. Agents are Agents, but they differ from the real deal.}} {{DialogueText|Travis| I see… Hope I get to make friends here, too. The guys at Coolsville are nice, but it’s all shock and chaos there, now.}} {{DialogueText|Ayin| Then Britannia will be your safe haven, for the time being. Take your time, and enjoy your life. So would Ingurland say.}} {{DialogueText|Travis| Word for word. Hah.}} {{DialogueText|Ayin| By the way, do visit our medical department when you’ve settled in. To register you, and to take a sample.}} {{DialogueText|Travis| Yeah, yeah, got it. Gotta make more people for free labor, right?}} {{DialogueText|Ayin| They are paid, to let you know.}} {{DialogueText|Travis| Just taking the piss, Rainbowman, don’t worry.}} {{DialogueText|Ingurland| Roight! Looks like you’ve all got yer introductions... That calls for a celebration! Follow me, I’ve got a place in mind, where the best chippy in this part of the ship’s made. We’ll have our reunion feast, have my word!}}

Match 6
Fortress of Love vs Winds of Destruction

Winds of Destruction wins

Sundowner pinned Wizard

Match 7
The TF2 vs Our Wives

TF2 wins via Heavy pinning Roland

Match 8
Besaid Aurochs vs Heart of Marth Dagoth pins Tidus

The Heart of Marth wins

Match 9
ITS HIP vs The Border Game

El Loco spigot techs Bateman

Match 10
Royal Rumble for Singles qualifier

List of entry|


 * 90
 * 1) Hugh
 * 2) Dagoth
 * 3) Walter
 * 4) James
 * 5) Akasaka
 * 6) Quint
 * 7) El Loco
 * 8) George
 * 9) Luis
 * 10) Kunt
 * 11) Hank
 * 12) Dallas
 * 13) Gadget
 * 14) Eri
 * 15) Jon Arbuckle
 * 16) Harold Lott
 * 17) Big Dog
 * 18) Big Show
 * 19) Hokma
 * 20) Roland
 * 21) Woody
 * 22) Dog Nigga
 * 23) Byleth
 * 24) Naegi
 * 25) Guts
 * 26) Tidus
 * 27) Midge
 * 28) Nier
 * 29) Dyatlov

Elims|


 * Akasaka -> Dagoth
 * Walter -> 90
 * Hugh -> Quint
 * Walter -> James
 * Akasaka -> Walter
 * George -> Hugh
 * Hank -> Akasaka
 * El Loco -> Kunt
 * Luis -> Dallas
 * George -> Gadget
 * Eri -> Luis
 * George -> Hank
 * Harold -> Eri
 * Big Dog -> Harold
 * Big Dog -> George
 * Jon -> El Loco
 * Hokma -> Jon
 * Roland -> Big Show
 * Byleth -> Hokma
 * Naegi and Byleth -> Roland
 * Dog nigga -> Tidus
 * Naegi -> Big Dog
 * Woody -> Guts
 * Midge -> Dog Nigga
 * Naegi -> Dyatlov
 * Nier -> Naegi
 * Nier -> Woody
 * Nier -> Midge