Zoomer

The Millennial
The very personification of the average kid of the 21st century. Likes to play (or mostly watch streamers play) Fortnite and flossing on them boomers.

Season 1
After his dad dragged him here to watch this gay fucking sport and he joined some team, Zoomer joined the opposite just to dab on him.

Episode 1
Even in his first appearance, a massive fucking jobber, would lose everything near instantly and thus sat at the very bottom of the tier lists ever since he got listed.

Episode 2
Somehow he drew the anger of a B.O.W. and was attacked by it, and managed to not only survive but defeat and dab on it. How...?

He decided this wrestling thing was mad gay anyway and went on to watch his streamers.

Season 2
Zoomer comes back because since his dad got so much into wrestling, he has nobody to cook tendies for him, and now he's mad.

Episode 4
Deciding he wanted some more action, he challenged a big guy for him and HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS.

Episode 6
Unlucky for him, he made said big guy so maddened he got him in a rematch and moped the floor with him.

Episode 8
Against some legendary witcher dude, he defeated the fucking guy in 25 SECONDS.

Episode 9
And he couldn't last much longer in the rematch either!

Episode 10
Revealed to have become suddenly a fucking beast due to a Bogdanbot glass of soylent.

ZOOMERS NEVER CRY

Episode 11
His attitude drew the ire of a certain elemental of rage that was looming near. HE WAS FUCKING BRUTALIZED.

Season 3
Zoomer continues trying to prove his previous wins weren't flukes, even when his Bogjuice ran out some time ago. Needless to say, he's not nearly as strong now as he thinks he is.

Episode 7
To prove this, he insults the character of that shitty game boomers like. Things didn't turn out well for him.

Possibly died while trying to go to Area 51 or after his last match.

Season 5
After a long stay in the hospital and being considered dead, he has been revived by an Area 51 artifact recovered by a fellow zoomer, and regained his desire to prove wrestling is shit by being good at it.

Season 6
Zoomer returns to the ring after recently having a birthday party where all his jobber bros showed up, even "Gerry".

Feats

 * HOLY SHIT HE PINNED GERALT IN 25 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS INTO THE MATCH
 * AND DID IT AGAIN
 * AND GERALT TOOK REVENGE
 * BUT NOW THEY ARE BROS