Central

A character who appears on Seasons OS1, OS2 and OS3 in Tomodachi Island.

The Rundown™
A commander to the XCOM anti-ayy force.

Off-Season 1
Bradford helped The Final Resistance take on The Bogs and it's alien forces.

Tomodachi Life
Revealed he secretly wishes for a snek to coil around him and cum in it's cloaca, and probably has a massive(300+) collection of snek doujins(And Waluigi has some too). He had a fight with Ja/ck/ after he got salmo from the dead snake he gave him to masturbate with, but made up. Later became friends with Claire after being introduced by Travis. Also Majima helped him and Alice become friends(Probably to talk Alice into presenting him with on of her friend snake demons).

The Final Rumble
The X-COM Project, despite barely beginning and with no alien invasion at the moment, picked up alien activity on TFR 's ring (Chosen Hunter was always edited out of the broadcast by placing ads on top of him), however most soldiers weren't qualified enough to be wrestlers and the project hadn't enough funds to hire actual wrestlers, so it was up to Commander John 'Central ' Bradford to get to the end of this and destroy the ayys.

Feats

 * Fucking a living snake, something you can only find it on the deepest reaches of /b/ on a saturday night.