Timeline

A general summary of the universe, time itself, that shit, lmao fuk you bith.

Before Jesus Fuckin' Died

 * ???? - The universe is created.
 * ???? - A powerful energy is created which spread across the universe, leading into the creation of Magic and its many forms
 * ???? - The first being dies, and Mr. Bones is born.
 * c. 8000 BC - The God Emperor of Mankind is born in Anatolia.
 * c. 1300/1200 BC - Arkantos participates in the Trojan war.

Year 1000 to 2000

 * c. 1943 - Eobard Thawne fucks Scout's mother.
 * c. 1945 - Scout is born.
 * October 3rd, 1955 - The God Emperor of Mankind assumes another fake identity, this time he would be known as Tommy Wiseau.
 * August 24, 1963 - Hideo Kojima is born.
 * July 14, 1969 - Billy Herrington is born.
 * April 25, 1971 - The King of Lies is born.
 * c. 1973 - Chris Redfield is born.
 * February 24th, 1982 - The Mad Prophet, Christian Weston Chandler is born.
 * July 27th, 1981 - Tatsuya Suou is born.
 * February 1st, 1984 - Tohru Adachi is born.
 * August 10th, 1984 - Peter Parker is born.
 * c. 1994 - Yu Narukami is born.
 * April 15, 1989 - Absolutely nothing happens at Tiananmen Square.
 * October 29th, 1995 - Paul Donald Wight II makes his debut in WCW as The Giant in Detroit, Michigan (Also known as Hell)
 * May 11th, 1998 - A series of bizarre murders start happening in the Arklay Mountains around Raccoon City
 * June 24th, 1998 - The Mansion Incident occurs
 * September 23rd, 1998 - After an incident inside one of Umbrella's laboratories, the T-virus leaks into Raccoon City's drinking water
 * September 24th, 1998 - The Raccoon City Incident is underway
 * October 1st, 1998 - Raccoon City is blown to shit to prevent the T-virus spreading and to clear evidence of Umbrella's crimes
 * c. 1999 - Gold goes on his Pokemon adventure.

Year 2000 and further

 * September 11th, 2001 - Al Qaeda coordinates a terrorist attack on the Twin Towers.
 * May 3, 2002 - Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider, and learns from his Uncle Ben that with Great Power comes The White Man's Burden.
 * June 27, 2003 - The God Emperor of Mankind, under the guise of a man named "Johnny", fakes suicide.
 * August 30th, 2007 - luigi commits murder
 * August 29th, 2011 - Erwin Smith defeats Doomguy, thus weakening him and allowing Todd Howard to drain him of his power.
 * November 11th, 2011 - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is released. The beginning of the end slowly starts.
 * May 5th, 2013 - A great calamity which results in the death of millions occurs out of nowhere. Tatsuya sacrifices himself to make a new universe where these events do not happen.
 * August 5th, 2016 - Adachi watches Suicide Squad, changing his world view and changing his persona from Magatsu-Izanagi to The Joker.
 * October 26th, 2018 - Chris-chan predicts The Merge.
 * January 25th, 2019 - Chris Redfield starts a squad named Team FMS to force Leon to fuck his sister. To counter, Leon creates Team NWF with his dear friend Fred Jones of Coolsville.
 * February 6th, 2019 - Some unseen god pulls together warriors from across different points in time to watch them fight in a wrestling ring. HUNK gets away with the case of Leon's Sperm.
 * March 29th, 2019 - The Bogdanoffs are defeated, and The Sons of Sperdo realize who their true father is.
 * April 19th, 2019 - A T-00 is infected with Bogdanbots, but is freed from them quickly thereafter.
 * July 5th, 2019 - The Demon King of Lies is defeated by The Sons of Sparda, and Richtofen awaits the coming of the Mad Prophet.
 * July 19th, 2019 - The unseen god goes on an incel rampage after it's avatar gets cucked by Dante and destroys an entire island full of characters he likes.
 * July 26th, 2019 - The true beginning of The Merge.
 * August 24th, 2019 - The end of The Merge and the fall of the Mad Prophet.
 * September 6th, 2019 - During a match between Walter and Goro Majima, an unseen third party affects the world and makes Walter win.
 * September 20th, 2019 - Raidou Kuzunoha uses his stand Mandom to reverse time and prevent Dan Schneider from getting an easy victory.
 * October 22nd, 2019 - The universe begins to decay as a result of all the time fuckery.
 * c. December 31st, 2019 - The Final Impact begins in the 2k19 timeline
 * c. 2077 - Todd Howard's undead corpse escapes Hell and causes nuclear Fallout.
 * c. 2451 - Eobard Thawne is born.
 * c. 25000 - The Age of Strife begins.
 * c. 30000 - The Age of Strife ends.
 * c. 5,000,000,000 - End of the multiverse, consumed by Mr. Bones, which leads to the birth of the next multiverse.
 * c. 5,000,000,000 - End of the multiverse, consumed by Mr. Bones, which leads to the birth of the next multiverse.

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