HUNK

KING OF /v/ HUNK, the Champion himself. The unstoppable force AND the immovable object. The current internet wrestling champion. Tears of joy and sorrow fall whenever he wins, which is often. V fanboys scream blasphemy at his mere shadow. He is above us all.

Feats

 * Stealing the case of sperm from Chris Redfield while he fought Mr. X with the help of Leon
 * Surviving an encounter not only with Gold, but also Van Darkholme, Extra and Armstrong
 * Beating Senator Armstrong after being beaten by him, which was likely rigged due to the Bogdanoffs sabotaging him before
 * Defeating Armstrong again with the help of Goro Majima
 * Defeating V twice despite losing against him in the royal rumble and the poll
 * Defeating Gun Jesus for the King of The Ring Board Tournament as well as Wesker to defend his Title back-to-back
 * Defeating Albert Wesker during a match for the belt, who is, in fact, his own fucking boss with far greater strength.