TCR/Season 1

The humble beginnings of the first ever subsidiary (Read: Bootleg knockoff) of The Final Rumble.

Plot
In the Continental Sea Fortress known as Britannia, a group of people inspired by the wrestling show broadcast from the infamous Flying City Coolsville, decided to create their own wrestling show. After hiring a bunch of wrestlers that are new to the wrestling scene or rejected from TFR who are now coined as "The Neverevers" .The Cartel Rumble was born.

During TCR's first broadcast after a pilot showing a few weeks ago, A mexican bandito appeared to demand return of his "Dicksucker" and warned of a bad future should this item fall into the wrong hands. However these warnings fell on deaf ears to the majority of the staff and talent of TCR with the exception of a mysterious stranger who took great interest in finding this "Dicksucker".

Meanwhile the talent of TCR were beginning to build their own legends within the ring of The Cartel rumble.

Such notable wrestlers were:


 * The Burdened James Sunderland, who had such a stubborn resilience against anything that anyone could throw at him that he could take on even the strongest fighters and give them a run for their money.
 * The Boar Prince Dimitri Blaiddyd, whose ferocity was a sight to behold in the ring and a source of fear for many of his opponents.
 * The Mad Guardian El Loco Bandito, the original owner of the Dicksucker who was not afraid to kick the shit out of anyone who got in the way.
 * The Mysterious Big Dog, a pearlesecent being from another world who is considered almost unstoppable to anyone, unless they knew where to strike.
 * The Ever-Changing Manager, a stranger from another land who ran a company dedicated to the pursuit of impossible knowledge. He gained strength by tapping into the power of those he defeated; which reflected in his clothing. The first half of the notorious Jerkcity Corporation which he runs with his companion.
 * The Eccentric Dick-King Spigot, the loyal and totally not homosexual companion of Manager who he met through very odd circumstances. His style of fighting revolves around humiliating his enemies until they submit. The second half of Jerkcity Corporation
 * The Hermit Gamer Wizard, an independent practitioner of using video games as an outlet of magic who has a strong distaste of females after multiple bad experiences with them (a notorious one involving a succubus attempting to steal his powers by trapping him inside the cover art of a graphics card).
 * The Black Beast of The Backstage 90, who terrorised the backstage area by attacking anyone who walked in his territory and steal their shit.
 * The American Psycho Patrick Bateman, who won the BCW contract case in the pilot.
 * The Child Hero Luka, who defended his honour from multiple adversaries who wanted to do unspeakable things to him.

While this was happening, the owners of the tournament decided to play a little tournament between themselves to see who was the strongest fighter amongst them with a special prize given to whoever won the tournament. The tournament turned out to have been a really bad idea for this prize was the Dicksucker itself, given as a prize in the misguided belief that it was merely an onahole. During the winners unveiling of The Dicksucker, The Dicksucker was accidentally activated and after scanning through the memories of the Showrunner; brought back an old adversary of The Boar Prince to life, Edelgard von Hresvelg, who proceeded to attack the showrunner of TCR and bring back other people from her time. Dimitri, El Loco Bandito and James Sunderland rushed into the ring to attempt to stop Edelgard from bringing back her Empire. Unfortunately the rushed alliance between Dimitri, James and El Loco wasn't enough to stop Edelgard and soon enough all of the TCR loyalists were forced into retreating with help of the mysterious stranger who has now revealed himself to be the legendary mercenary and wrestler of TFR, HUNK.