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Started with Tomodachi where Lain and Travis Touchdown married and some other things.

SPECIAL... Opening Match
Cheating ugly *** ignored Amami grabbing the rope so it didn't count.

Complete Global Melanization
1 (one) pure strike.

Mensa Reunion
Chikara stared into the camera as he mega crashed the game while pinning Delta. IT WORKED

MY EXPERIMENT WORKED!

OH HAPPY HAPPY CHIKARA

SPECIAL... Brains
43 fucking headbutts

Literal Jobber Championship: Old Talents Acknowledged But Rejected
Perc wrestled like the madman he is, missing moves but pinning anyway thinking he hit them. Despite being a neverstopping train of moonsaults and germans, not even that can amount to Pegasus' Millenium Scouting, managing to turn it around every corner.

Pegasus is one belt closer to having them all.

SPECIAL... haha
Haha too strong... crashed the match. But HUNK-san couldn't beat him because he wasn't holding back so his record is 1-3 now... haha...

ROYAL RUMBLE
A random number in the rumble will become Literal Jobber #1 Contender.

SPECIAL... but not here
Ah there you are, my favorite foe, my beloved faggot. Hello Battler Ushiromiya, and happy fucking birthday. First on the list: [typing] Battler, your reddit account now has Reddit Gold, congratulations!

I also made you a gift, a complimentary birthday song I mixed myself. Please Battler, enjoy. (Dear god I hope they copyright this)

🎵Happy birthday to you (YOU'RE GAY) ,🎵

🎵Happy birthday to you (YOU SUCK DICKS) ,🎵

🎵Happy birthday dear Battler (SO QUEER) ,🎵

''🎵Happy birthday to you. (I HOPE YOU DIEEE).🎵''

And Battler, my final gift to you... Gamestop giftcard. Who knows, maybe you may be able to purchase... BATTLERTOADS. OHOHOHOHOO!

All right all right, I think we're done here.

So um, yeah this is kinda awkward. I expected, I expected more, I expected better from myself, so yes I'm, I'm going to beat your ass now.

Enjoy. (Battler was busy celebrating his birthday so the two persons who were looking to ruin his birthday met face to face)