Spazz Maticus

Spazz Maticus is a character from Heroes of Might & Magic IV: Winds of War.

The Dark Web Rumble
The son of Hazz Maticus, he joins a small fed to make his kingdom.

Season 7
Spazz tries to go on a mad quest to conquest all wrestling companies in the world. This ultimately backfires as he's such a terrible wrestler he can't put up a single entertaining match, ending his conquest due to lack of care. He's also a self-mark.

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He makes his first move in Bogdanoff Championship Wrestling by participating in a multiman match with other mad people.

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Spazz Maticus, a young king on a mad quest to rule Coolsville.

After coming across precious ores, he tries to forge a deal with the King of Kings.

Being unsuccessful due to disagreements, Spazz now looks for new allies on his quest.

Suddenly, the God of War himself blocks the King's path.

Spazz must now prove himself worthy of the God's boons.

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After managing to defeat the God, Spazz takes his next step forward.

He returns to the King of Kings's own private room, ready to take him on this time around.

However, the person he finds there isn't the man he was looking for.

Instead, Spazz now crosses paths with a different King, who looks to stop him from conquering yet another location in his mad journey!

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With the authority's office under his control, Spazz proceeds to make the next step.

Seeking to obtain more territory, he finds out a popular local architect is holding a feast for his beloved.

The king decides to spoil that celebration on a road to conquering the catering area. Spazz gets drafted into The Final Rumble.

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With the opportunity to seize it all at hand, the mad Maticus moves on to take the fiercest warriors on the rumble of royals, but it proves to be a conquest too mad for him even after such a grand advantage on his position.

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After failing to conquer the kitchen, Spazz decides to retreat momentarily.

However, his ambitions see no limit, as he shortly after heads into unknown territory once again.

While exploring the Parking Lot in search of precious treasures...

The King comes across a sleeping beast, who attacks him in a fit of rage!

Off-Season 7
Amused by his incredible skill of always putting bad matches, Spazz is put against some of the greatest workers in TFR only to always have a shitty matches whose endings consist of "me unga, me shoulder tackle, 1-2-3". After a perilous (mad) quest, Spazz finally learns how to put an entertaining match against HUNK of all people.

Feats

 * Literally being the worst wrestler
 * Simultaneously also having one of most god damn effective finishers of any, with a pinrate that is almost ridiculous.