Zoomer

The Millennial
The very personification of the average kid of the 21st century. Likes to play (or mostly watch streamers play) Fortnite and flossing on them boomers.

Season 1
Massive fucking jobber, would lose everything near instantly and thus sat at the very bottom of the tier lists ever since he got listed.

Season 2
Suddenly a fucking beast due to a Bogdanbot glass of soylent.

ZOOMERS NEVER CRY

Feats

 * HOLY SHIT HE PINNED GERALT IN 25 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS INTO THE MATCH

Trivia

 * Started the match against Bane with the DMC theme and kicked Bane's ass HARD, gave mercy to him by deliberately getting DQd
 * Theorized that Zoomer  either somehow made his way to Qliphoth before even Todd could and ate the Sin Fruit, or made a pact with The Demon himself, and gained DMC powers including a DMC theme.
 * Couldn't go to Area 51 because Doomguy fucking manhandled him.