Zagreus

The main character from Hades.

The Young Cuck
He's a big boy. Look carefully or you may squash him.

Likes to jump on top of walls and pretend he's his favorite character from SnK: The colossal titan.

Season 0
We hired him wrong, as a joke.

Episode 3

Gets danced on.

Episode 4

Fucking crushed by Godtemkin.

Season 7
Jump that barricade, if you are so great.

Episode 6

Narrowly avoids being captured by Rena, and manages to escape her basement.

Slips between the cracks of Regigigas and turns him off.

His wins come to an end when Big Show squashes him like the young cuck he is, and then Rena takes him back home.

Episode 7

Sent to sleep while trying to escape. Episode 9

Finally escapes from Rena's meaty hands and runs into Senator Armstrong's match while trying to escape, despite The Okonogis trying to stop him, but still gets squashed.