Cam on Ingurland

"*DRUM PERCUSSION*CAM ON*BAM BAM*INGERLAND*BAM BAM*SCOAR*BAM BAM*SAM FAKIN*BAM BAM*GAAAAAAAAALS"Tha bloody Übermensch ah' de Anglo race. Dis absolute Mad-Lad is node fer his proper worship o' de feckin-ancient sport o' FOOTY. Dis lad is de most leg-en-dary supporter av' ol' Blightly in 'istory, 'is fuv player bein' Toy-rone Nuh-gum-du, anover proper English lad.

'Eason 4
Now 'es cum ter battle it oyt in Tee-Eff-Arr fer ah chance ter TAKE IT 'OME BRUV.

Episode 8
'''E' FECKIN DID 'ET! 'E'S TAKEN IT HOME DAH MAD CUNT!!!'''

Episode 9
'is incredable feat 'as made 'imself de new Kin' av Ingurlan', an' wot's more, yer man cud pure well be de reincarnashun av' 'enry VIII or a Servant, but people would kill me if I tried to make yet another character to be a Servant.

Episode 11
He woon the Money in the Bank.

Feats

 * Represented /sp/ in 'Eason 4's ☀Kin' o' Tha Highland Flin' Tournament
 * May in fact be 'un av de strongest bloody-Madmen due ter 'idin' Pheenix Wroight, who clubbed a nano-machines Armstrong, who in a go beat 'UNK.
 * Kin' av Tha Rin' IN 'IS FIRST BLOODY 'EASON.

Trivia

 * 'ate foreigners
 * 'ate argies
 * fookin 'ate pikeys
 * 'ate the EU
 * 'ate women
 * 'ate queers
 * 'ate council tax
 * 'ate the pigs
 * 'ate vegetables
 * 'ate water
 * 'ate walking
 * 'ate BBC 2
 * 'ate posh twats
 * 'ate Sheffield Wednesday
 * Luv Engerlund
 * Luv footy
 * Luv the missus
 * Luv pie and chips
 * Luv lager
 * Luv ITV
 * Simple as.
 * ITS FACKIN CAM 'OME LADS!
 * 'ow can i be racist if Black Ref is me favourite ref?