Leon S. Kennedy

 "NWF"

- Leon, telling Chris his feelings regarding Claire Leon S. Kennedy, apple juice addict, aryan sperm-haver

Raccoon City Survivor
A rookie cop on his first day on the job, Leon Scott Kennedy would endure a baptism by fire that would transform him into the Ayran Übermensch we know today. Late for his first day, Leon drunkenly staggered towards the Raccoon Police Station. At the same time, a woman by the name of Claire Redfield went into Raccoon City to search for her brother, Chris Redfield. Little did they know that Raccoon City would soon erupt into a undead nightmare. Attempting to survive the horrors, they met a mysterious woman by the name of Ada Wong who helped them. Leon and Claire teamed up and together they were able to survive the Raccoon City incident. The trials Leon had to endure tempered him into a hardened veteran, attracting the attention of the US government who then recruited Leon into their ranks.

6 years after the Raccoon City incident, Leon is contracted by the President of the United States to rescue his daughter, Ashley Graham from a cult. While infiltrating the cult's castle, Leon meets Ada again. With Ada 's help, Leon was able to overthrow the cult and rescue Ashley. Escaping on a jet ski, Ashley asked Leon if he wanted to stay over at her place for "overtime." However, Leon 's heart belonged to Ada and he politely refused. Invoking holy words, our god smote the devil and granted us hope once more.

We and our world were thus reborn by virtue of such magnificent sound uttered by (once-)human lips.

Season 0/Original
Leon debuts as a wrestler, having a few drunk matches. However, when Leon is pitted against Fred Jones, something awakens in the two men. A strangely sober Leon, and a Fred who desired traps, have an epic 40 minutes bout, with the ending of such a match being lost to everyone but the two men.

Leon, seeing something in Fred, asks him to borrow his van to go see Ada in New York, for a "Virus" to infect the Tag Team champions and win the title easy (but mostly to see Ada). Fred objects at first, but Leon promises to teach him some cool tricks in his Motorcycle (Which he claims he can't use himself because Claire is on "those days" and won't let him), and Fred finally accepts begrudgingly to accompany him on his scheme. Thus, a friendship(?) was born.

Season 1
Leon's rejection of inferior women proved that he was of a superior bloodline. Chris noticed this and sought to unify the two families by offering Claire's hand in marriage, but Leon once again refused. However, Chris had a plan. All government employees are required to freeze their genetic material. Using his connections, Chris has managed to gain access to a briefcase of Leon's sperm. However, this is a last resort and he will try his hardest for Leon to fuck Claire, and Chris is a fair man and has allowed Leon to fight for ownership of the case. This action would be one of the pivotal moments in The Final Rumble history and provide the motivation for many fighters. Fighting for his future as well as our own, Leon soldiers on as a paragon of freedom and consent.

He "leads" Team NWF which has gathered a number of people who fight in the name of freedom.

Episode 1

Chris approaches Leon backstage to try and convince him to fuck his goddamn sister, but Leon's NWF escalate it into a brawl, which ends with Chris beating him and promising that his sister will be fucked.

Later on, Chris would end up winning the Sperm Case, drawing Leon into a corner.

However, while they are distracted, Mr. X attacks both of them. The two desperately band together to ward him off, but Mr. X's intentions are still fulfilled and he escapes with the case.

Episode 2

When the demonic swordsman Vergil teams up with Chris, Leon decides to join with the famous demon hunter he has heard so much about, Dante. However, this "Dante" is not exactly what he was expecting and works against him by using a Low Blow against Chris, giving them the victory by DQ.

Episode 3

Teaming up with Fred, both try to take the tag division to prove Team NWF has what it takes, and after initially defeating Sminem's team of elite investigators (yet not so much fighters), a deep, dark phantasy defeats them.

Episode 4

The Paranormal Patrol once again tries to take on opponents from the opposite team, Vergil now teaming up with a big guy. But once again, they are defeated as well.

Mr. X then attacks Leon and Chris again and defeats them.

Episode 8
During critical moments with not only TFR, but the World's destiny at hand, thanks Redfield's Therapist and his mediating skills, Leon allied himself with the opponent, Chris Redfield, along his Therapist himself and Fred, to stop the world ending businessmen The Bogdanoffs. This alliance proved enough to barely defeat the fiends and their plans to rule and own the world. Thus, friendship surged between the once opposing enemies as such dire situation had made them bond together. Despite Chris' continued, albeit lowered, insistence for Leon's nut juice, the case had been lost, and as such the epic battle was over and the warring factions disbanded.

Season 2
With Chris' mission mostly over and an insurance of at least a few months without being annoyed by him, Leon can now take it easy. But an eager feeling to keep wrestling lingers in him (and needing money to buy booze). Leon comes back to the ring and ready to leave his sobriety out of it.

Episode 2

When Leon drunkenly walked into the stage to comment about him and Chris' newfound friendship and his anger about him being assaulted, he was attacked by a mysterious hooded figure and taken to the hospital. Episode 3

Leon, now in the hospital, wakes up in a weakened state, having been brought there by the always trusty Fred. However, a new horror awaits him in his room; the Boglogical Weapons Donte and Vorgil are here, and claim he is their father. They have tied up Fred in his van, and begin telling Leon their story...

Episode 4

...After telling how they were born from tubes (That were put in a Case and dumped), Leon begins to get dizzy and loses consciousness in an unnatural way, trying to resist before finally succumbing.

Meanwhile, the hooded figure, revealed to be none other than Todd Howard, uses a strange demon technique called "Mind-Link" to put Leon in a coma an siphon his mind. What will be of our Aryan hero...?

Episode 5

Being currently in come, the The Sons of Sperdo wonder why their dad fell asleep, before receiving a call about their next match. They untie Fred before stealing his van and going to their match.

Episode 6

While Fred is visiting Leon, the two aberrations of Sperdo return from their match (that they jobbed), and Fred is FUCKING PISSED and decides to grab the van and go prepare to confront the demon himself.

Episode 8

After waking up in the hospital, weak and defeated, Vorgil restrains Fred with a "No Way, Fag!" after being saved by Majima since he can't stand being defeated by Todd. Meanwhile, The Sons of Sperdo themselves are pretty battered up after fighting The Bakers.

Season 3
Demon King defeated, Leon has woken from his long slumber, craving for some action. Sadly, it seems destiny will keep messing with Leon's life a bit longer as he seems an adventure awaits him in another time period.

Episode 0

Before the Team FMS Vs Team NWF rematch, strange alterations to reality started happening, until everything went dark. Upon inspecting everything, they discovered... that they were themselves 20 years younger, and were in the past age of wrestling.

Episode 1

The time travelling rival teams now finally have their match, with Team FMS proving that it was the strongest all along. Episode 3

Leon meets with someone from his past and manages to finally get that QTE right.

Episode 4
Eventually they located the key to fixing the universe that was ruined by King Todd's defeat: The Focusing Stone in Chris-chan's possession.

After Chris-chan's defeat, he along with 18 other people were transported somewhere outside this universe after the use of The Focusing Stone to fix the universe.

Episode 6

It was shown he and Vorgin were trying to work together in Rokkenjima.

Episode 9

When Battler obtained and used The Focusing Stone, he returned and it was explained he was the real culprit of running over Aniki, as his drinking habits are getting way out of control.

Season 4
After his experiences and especially not being able to get Ada, Leon has decided to drink enough to never be sober again, making a mess of himself. Episode 1

He takes Fred's Misery Machine and disappears, but arrives just before his title match against Manny Pardo, stinking of alcohol and barely able to stand. Somehow Pardo can't read Leon's moves, and Leon wins the King of Jobbers title.

Episode 2

After his victory, Fred accompanies Leon to drink himself drunk, but hopelessly tries to get him to stop by the 14th bottle. Leon then passes out and has a dream from his past...

Episode 3

After going to drink again, Fred tries to get Leon to stop, but Leon refuses to accept he has a drinking problem. Fred decides to make him stop by force, and Leon offers him a title match if he can get that rapist guy out of his back.

Episode 5
Leon and Fred once again visit a fancy restaurant just to drink apple juice, with Leon lamenting that the belt hasn't caused Ada to call him yet and thinking of painting the chinese flag on it. Fred tries to talk Leon into dropping the strap to someone else, but Leon just says he's not feeling too well for it. Fred thinks that Therapist may be right, when Leon tells him that some "Alcohol Cole" guy called and Leon got him a match with Fred in 5 minutes. Episode 6

Redfield's Therapist shows up to tell Leon that bribing the boss with a box of Monster Energy to skip his match will get him becoming a victim of the near-rioting Locker Room. In fact, he is already a victim of Alcohol, and Therapist will cure him tonight and take the title for himself.

Episode 7

Leon can't take it anymore after losing the title and being forced to quit apple juice, he tells Fred that he SUCKS and steals his Misery Machine.

Episode 9

Fred invites Therapist to dinner before their match as apology for never believing him, and Fred asks him a favor, to get his car keys regardless of the result of their match. Therapist accepts to have a duel between men, and asks Fred to show him his worth.

Episode 11

Passing every bar in a 200 mile radius, yet still being seen by every bartender, Fred finally finds Leon on a noon sunlit field laying against a rock. Beligently shouting at Fred to leave him alone since he no longer has the title, Fred only came searching for what once was his friend, and asks for one more match. After a heartfelt hug, Leon agrees.

Season 5
Now with redemption from his drunk depression phase, Leon returns to try and move on from Ada, if such a thing is even possible.

Episode 1

Fred and Leon team up again to try and become the #1 Tag Team contenders once again. Against a team of terrorists and cunning and planning men, they are outmatched.

Episode 5

Once again defeated by The Plan.

Episode 11

After witnessing the Death Game's broadcast on the GM Office, Leon chugs on his booze bottle and drunkenly asks Hideo if there is a way to reopen it.

Episode 12

Leon is one of the wrestlers of the rescue team sent to save the participants of the death game in the Universe 2K20. But... it was too late.

Season 6
After the display of the event now known as The Tragedy, not even Leon can drink anymore (well maybe only a few glasses a day). Since the death of China's undercover leader Winnie the Pooh, Ada is even less inclined to talk to Leon, but he tries to live with the pain.

Episode 1

In the Backstage at night, he is assaulted by someone he wasn't expecting to see again: Chris Redfield.

Episode 2

At some point was knocked out by a Chris Redfield. Therapist rushes in when he hears that Chris was sighted, but he finds Leon unconscious instead and calls Fred.

Episode 3

Regains consciousness while in the hospiter close to the arena.

Episode 4
Fred arrives to his room after his meeting with the Masters of the Order of the Locker Room to check if he is okay, with Leon wondering if everything is alright. Leon asks for some apple juice to "help his recovery" but Fred is busy and leaves, fighting Sweet Tooth on his way.

When Fred and Aniki gather a few wrestlers to search for the lost ones, Fred goes to fetch Leon.

30 minutes later, Aniki and Fred have grouped the vast majority of members the locker room and look for an exit while the earth shakes, when G-Man presents his "associate". Delta presents the group with a safe place from the rumbling and the rioters. Fred instantly understands how important Delta's words are even if he doesn't fully understand the situation, and ushers with all his authority for everyone to follow him wherever he goes.

Episode 5

12 years in the future, Leon and Fred still wrestle and are affiliated with The Final Resistance. Leon's favorite apple juice brand has become quite rare and, for better or for worse, he is slightly more sober.

He is seen fighting a casual match.

Episode 7

King of Ingurland issues an open challenge for his /v/ Title. However, what catches his attention is Ingurland's promise of free beer.

Fueled by alcoholism, Leon does what many couldn't and defeats Ingurland for the title.

Episode 10

Leon gets a call and learns that Fred has been taken hostage by Chris. Leon promised Fred that he wouldn't drink until he came back, so Leon needs to go save Fred asap. Rance overhears the conversation and thinks that he needs to show his champion prowess since he hasn't gone on any raids, and more importantly, he heard Chris has a sister. The two go then to save Fred.

Episode 11

Leon and Rance arrive to Chris' hideout, when Chris and Boomer ambush them. Chris purestrikes Leon's jaw off, but Rance manages to defeat Boomer, and rushes Leon to the hospital.

Episode 14
Leon is finally discharged from the hospital, and sports a new look after having lost his cool jacket, along with any desire to do anything but hit a bar. Just then, a familiar voice tells him that he can't give up. Redfield's Therapist shows up and explains how The Three Kings have tried to keep him at his side, but his expertise in psychology has saved him from their brainwashing. He then asks Leon to help him to fight against them, and Leon agrees to team together to save Fred. Therapist also notes that he's quite happy without alcohol right now, but Leon bitches that it's Ada's fault in the first place, and Therapist silently schedules a session later...

Episode 15

When Leon and TheRapist break into Chris' milking dungeon, they find "Fred Jones" in a cell. However, "Fred" claims he is in fact Ethan Winters who was brought here by Chris after he shot his wife and must take revenge, but Leon and Therapist are totally convinced that he must've been brainwashed by Chris. And thus, Therapist only has one option left: he must therape him.

Episode 17

Therapist, Leon and "Fred", who has been theraped into believing he is truly Fred, find Chris inside the Cosmic Egg, and while Therapist goes on to face him, "Fred"'s psyche starts to break down.

At the end of Suou Tatsuya's struggle, after the real Fred Jones shows up, everyone becomes very confused.

Season 0
Leon Kennedy is a natural born survivor who has survived many events that would kill many men in his position. Even more importantly, it made his nut the strongest in the entire world, and that's why Chris Redfield is constantly searching for him to fuck his sister, but Leon wants none of that and just wants Ada Wong. Holds recent friendship with Fred Jones who opposes his obsession with Ada and apple juice.

Episode 1
Leon wakes up in excitement, and puts on his best suit. Meanwhile, the TV goes on about the inauguration of Coolsville Hills, the project of Coolsville's current president who will soon reside there. As he finishes, Leon is off to the moment he's been awaiting since the day he truly met Fred Jones; after an epic 60 minute bout that saw the end of their small rivalry, the both saw each other in a different light, and Leon offers him to become partners, and more than that offers him to enlist his help for something else, and the two go out drinking. Then, he shows up at Fred's van at 6AM to tell him that he put a GPS on Ada Wong and they are going after her together. What an offer.

Now, their roadtrip together is about to begin, and Leon just has to wait until the show is over.

Once Fred Jones goes to the parking lot, he finds Leon there who had been waiting for the whole 7 hours of the show. Then, a Feeble Security Guard appears to arrest Leon for questioning, and Fred decides to take him out as a parting gift.

Fred was too gassed from his matches, and while the guard calls reinforcements. While the guard is turned around, Leon calls Fred to get in the van quick, and he drunkenly drives off.

And their search for Ada begins...

Episode 2
After rushing out from the arena, Fred tells Leon to slow down since they already lost them, but Leon refuses, and when Fred tries to wrestle the wheel out of him, they end up crashing. Before Leon can even mutter half a coherent sentence to the cop checking on them, he told him to close his mouth and follow him.

After staying a while in a cell (without alcohol), Leon remembers he has to meet Ada and desperately asks Fred to help him find a way out, when from the corner of the room Osama bin Laden approaches and has a hole blown through the wall of the cell; he is merely staying in the prison to recruit more followers of Allah and even has the key to the exit. Before letting them go, he only asks them to do one thing (which Leon instantly accepts) which is join him in the word of the Quran, which Fred kindly rejects as he forcefully takes the key from an innocent Osama.

Episode 3
After Fred's victory and Leon's... nothing... the two make their way to the source of the explosion to find the yard and make the easiest prison escape in history, when Warden Osborne shows up to block the way. After seeing them allying with that terrorist, he's gonna show them the consequence of their mistake by making it look like an "accident" on the prison record. Fred tells Leon to take care of him while he tries to open up the door. Leon worries about his suit...

Leon tries to beat Osborn in a pure violence match, but he's too big, too huge.

Turns out, Fred didn't have enough INT to open the door, so he had to go read a book and made some methamphetamine too, but it still won't open. But Osborne is not tired at all and ready for round 2.

The containment cage falls on the prison and the only option is to knock each other out. By maneuvering around lucky dodging, Leon manages to take put Osborne down for a while, but it takes its told.

Leon is barely hanging on, meanwhile Fred had to train STR by building weapons. Leon complains that it sounds awfully complex for opening a door, but Fred affirms it's just how it works. Despite Leon having such a Hard Time, Osborne gets up to put an end to his time.

Osborne has to subdue the inmate and after enough strangling, gets Leon.

Leon can't put down Osborne, but Fred finds some dynamite and blows open the door. Before Leon can go through, Osborne bonks him right in the head out cold with his baton, and prepares to hit Fred... but Osama takes the blow and restrains him: It was because through his dynamite usage he saw the beauty in his explosion, in it's grace he saw his best subordinate, that he chose to forgive him for his recklessness. Osama jumps away while holding Osborne, and both are engulfed in an explosion. Fred drags Leon out while lamenting his fate.

Episode 4 Leon wakes up on a sunlit hill next to Fred, initially confusing him for Ada due to being so sober. Once Fred explains what happened, Fred says they gotta make their way to a nearby place where the GPS points to. Leon is afraid... that his suit might've gotten dirty.

Fred and Leon arrive to The Sonozaki Residence and remember there was a mafia with that name, which makes Leon barge in thinking Ada was kidnapped. They are greeted by Kasai Tatsuyoshi, who is ignorant to any of Leon's babble. When Leon mentions Ada's name, Kasai remembers her, but mentions she is not related to them at all. Leon ignores all of this and keeps thinking they kidnapped her, so without options, Kasai has to intervene.

When Fred tries to stop Leon, he throws his suit at him and reveals his Ada tattoo just as Kasai reveals his Akane one. Leon, drunk as always, does a shitty strategy that somehow works against the Shotgun Dragon, but makes for a shitty match.

Episode 5
Lucky for Leon, Kasai had seen his noble(?) intentions before the match and didn't use the full power of the Shotgun Dragon. Being another simp man who has the beauty of a woman tattooed on his back, he is willing to give him a hand. Fred tells Leon that the GPS signal is actually pointing to a man inside the house, and Kasai offers them to talk to Steven Sonozaki, the Patriarch of the Sonozaki Family and the most feared and respected man in Coolsville, who overpowers even Kasai in strength.

The three enter the residence, and through Steven's intense humbleness, he allows them to speak to him. Before Leon can say anything really stupid that gets their fingernails removed, Fred covers his mouth and tells Steven that he is being tracked, mentioning that the device previously was being used on an acquaintance named Ada Wong. Steven had previously met her for a "private meeting", but the chinese can't really compare to Japanese women. On where she went, Steven does not know, but through driving tanks into people's houses he has gained many friends, most important being The Cagist, the biggest info broker on Coolsville who resides where no man has ever set foot: NXT. Steven gives them these directions as thanks for the information he was given. Fred goes on his way, remembering to take his hand off and let Leon breathe at some point.

A desolate place no one dares visit, and a good place to have a drink at 3AM: NXT. The duo finally arrives at its entrance, but before they can go in, a shady man appears and wonders what they're doing around here, and yet Fred throws it right back at him, since no one should be at NXT, he could only be related to the ones who took Ada. The draconic man tries to solve the situation peacefully since he's merely visiting a friend, but with such shady appearance unlike their good friend Osama, Fred puts fists together in preparation. The visitor explains he comes for info and only mistook them for Evolution guys, but Fred won't fall for any traps, and so they will let their fists do the talking.

Despite a grueling fight where Leon acted drunk out of his ass and Fred pinned Kiryu, somehow, he still managed to win and pinned them both in such an incredible way that left them confused long after it was over. Having taught them a thing or two, the man he came to see showed himself up; celebrating another amazing display, The Cagist is naturally already informed of Kiryu's intention. Unlike other dirtsheets around that say things like "P-P-Plans change", Cagist's information is as flawless as his booking. He invites all three of them to talk, but especially wants A+ player Kiryu to be his main event. Wanting to relax, Kiryu walks into the Karaoke backstage before negotiation time...

Episode 6

The Cagist asks Leon and Fred what do they want, although in fact, he already knows they are after Ada Wong, a world famous spy, or rather where she's headed next. Leon begs Cagist he will do anything to get the information immediately, but obviously you can't talk to the King of Kings like that, since The Game is not one to be bossed around, and they don't want to find out why he's called the the Cerebral Assassin. Their part of the deal is, obviously, having to fight at NXT, even if they aren't a draw the card has to be filled after all. However, under NXT's roof means fighting under NXT rules: They'll have to fight at The Coliseum's Cage. Leon thinks he might not have drank enough and is too sober to notice, and Fred as well only sees a normal cage; so Cagist has to explain to them the magnificence of her wife's creation as the most hellish structure ever put around a wrestling ring, the terror experienced after being locked inside it for all of October while also wearing another "cage" is one that to this day permeates the structure. Also all matches are 2/3 KOs, but it's normal of midcarders to care more about that detail than a masterpiece of structural design...

Leon's match is against NXT's latest talent, a young man who can hardly wrestle at all, and even Leon's drunk ass can beat.

Episode 7

Having won their matches, The Cagist now needs to consult his sources for the info. When suddenly a strange man which Leon confuses as Ada's captor shows up, who then introduces himself as freelancer cameraman from Tokyo Tomitake Jirou, on a quest fo photograph the legendary 「desolate arena with nay a soul on its crowd」, and was surprised to see someone, although Fred indeed thinks it SUCKS. While waiting, Tomitake gets the idea to teach them something cool (even more than Leon's suit and "How to impress Asian girls 101"), and introduces them to "Flashes", something that appears sometimes when they witness unique moment that they want to capture and focus on (Like Fred does any time he sees a "trap"). Tomitake then takes several Tomitake Flash!es of them and leaves so they can talk to The Cagist.

The Cagist returns with a final favor leaves the explaining to Steph: Hunter has been a bad boy and the cage will be locked extra tight until NXT draws at least a single dime.

At the sight of seeing such a dominant woman, Leon takes a Flash and reminisces about one of Ada's move used on a guy who did not respect her, tearing the image apart and deciding to use the move himself. When Leon returns to himself, he hears he has to beat up some asshole, before learning Cagist requested them to fight each other, and wasn't very happy with Leon's comment.

After the match, Tomitake is frantically taking photos of the match's conclusion from the crowd, and having succeeded in the miracle of giving NXT a dime, Cagist offers his truth, if they can handle it. Leon thinks Ada may be in danger so he asks for it quickly, with Fred sighting at him still not getting it, and Cagist tells him that as a spy she must do things she doesn't want to (although spreading viruses might not be one of them), like being close to influential members of society; Leon remembers about how Steven and her must be friends, but Cagist tells him that sometimes they have to get physical, which causes Leon to be furious thinking that they were hitting her, but The Cagist tells him it's closer to her relation with John Clemens (which he also takes as him beating her). Finally the Cagist spells it out to him that she had to suck and fuck old men for valuable info, and after learning the harsh truth, Leon hits the table and leaves, with Fred going after him.

Episode 8

After the hurtful revelation, it's all over for Leon. Fred consoles him by telling him that it's only her job after all and he should be angry with the ones that force her instead. In fact, she's not the one who changed, but Leon. Even after becoming motivated, he still needs a drink, so Fred has an idea, and despite feeling bad about it, suggests a place he knows to help Leon.

They arrive at the Eden of Coolsville, and are greeted by the manager Vergil, who quickly recognizes Fred as a VIP and calls the owner, Chuck, greeting Fred after he been seen there in a while. After missing this place, Fred requests his favorite trap, and since Leon still thinks it's a bar, Fred orders for him the "#1" on Fred's account. Charles guides Leon to his room (impressed that a bar offers private drinking rooms) saying it rocks, but to Fred it quite literally... SUCKS.

Episode 9

A couple of drinks in, Leon cries about Ada being a hostess, and Cum Bucket tells him he should reconsider his view on hostesses as honest people but Leon calls them "whores who scam rich old men for money", and though Leon isn't sure why he's in his private drinking room Cum Bucket gets ready to "cheer him up", when Hazz Maticus burst into the room asking for Cum Bucket along with Chuck. He explains that VIPs get top priority, and besides he's the president, although Leon doesn't remember him looking so old... Cum Bucket and Hazz leave, but Leon gets angry at powerful men just taking those under them against their will, and although Charles offers their #2 as compensation, but Leon refuses compensation "as if it where a hostess club" and decides to show that old fart what's good... after drinking a bit more.

After a "short" drunken nap, he waltz right to the bar's private suite, but what he finds is not an old man having a good time with Cum Bucket, but his lifeless corpse after being shot through the window. Leon rushes to the first floor to try and catch the hitman, but before he can make it through the door, a truck crashes through the building, knocking him out...

Episode 10.2
A c o u p l e o f d r inks in, Leon cries about Ada being a hostess, and Cum Bucket tells him he should reconsider his view on hostesses as honest people but Leon calls them "whores who scam rich old men for money", when Hazz Maticus burst into the room asking for Cum Bucket along with Chuck and Hazz leave, but Leon decides to show that old fart what's good... after drinking a bit more.

After a "short" drunken nap, he waltz right to the bar's private suite, but what he finds is not an old man having a good time with Cum Bucket, but his lifeless corpse after being shot through the window. Leon rushes to the first floor to try and catch the hitman, and through the main door the only thing he can see in the darkness is Fred; he asks what he's doing outside but he remains silent, so instead he explains what happened, but Fred (now shirtless) asks him to go back inside to drink more, which confuses Leon (shirtless as well) before he becomes very dazed by the strange situation, and Fred asks him to remember the good old times...

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Episode 11

Leon wakes up in an hospital bed, and a now less worried Fred draws near, alleviated but confused about his mention of a Cookie, and calls the Nurse. The nurse remarks that him being as fine as he is from such an accident must be a miracle, although 70% of his body liquid being alcohol is anything but. On that note she reminds Fred to take his Percocet, and wonders if he knows anything about a disappearance of their stash. Once she leaves, Fred suggests to leave and keep going, but knowing Ada didn't come to visit and with his suit ruined, Leon just wants to go home...and their road trip is over...

Leon shuts in inside his home and listens to a sad japanese song all day, laying in his bed and wondering about Ada and her beautiful japanese language, her delightful gutter oil stench, her favorite Winnie the Pooh movie... but Leon's world already ended, and all he can do is leave this world behind into sleep. Suddenly, Leon is awakened by the doorbell, and behind it... The Cookie.

Episode 12: THE PLOT
Leon awakens in a bizarre, distorted space, accompanied by a flying cookie and a familiar little girl. The two beings are set to correct Leon's lack of knowledge of this world, a fatal mistake for beings such as them, and have prepared a series of books which contain details on the events that have transpired in this world from a certain someone's perspective. Leon tries to read the Book of Ada, but the lorekeepers suggest he doesn't have the required knowledge to access that yet, and recommend him to learn about her workplace...

Leon reads the book titled "About Chuck's Fuck & Suck", learning about it's contrived origin and the network behind it. Once done with the introduction, Rika eggs Leon to keep reading and pick his next book

This one titled "About the Sonozaki Family" reads about Steven Sonozakis' strength and his orphanage. After that read, Rika suggests Leon to read the book's TIPS, "The keyboard manufacturing organization": >''Logs from a recording from 5 years ago, where an old man talks with seemingly someone under him about a deal, which will allow them to end the Yakuza. The police will handle it, and the money was covered up with a "fake" name.''

With the information from the previous book, Leon can now learn about the president. He opens the book "About president Hazz Maticus", reading about his mysterious past, connections, and rise to presidency, along with his twisted ways against his rival Deid Mann and his poor relation with his son. The TIPS included is "An old newspaper": >''The victim, **********, was taken to the hospital, but couldn't survive the internal injuries. The murderer, ***********, known as ***********, went backstage straight after the incident.''

Returning to the original pile, he opens "About Coolsville Hills", which tells of Hazz's obsessive project and his attempts to fund it, as well as making Coolsville the capital and rumors of something built underneath the tower. The adjunted TIP is "A change of plans": >A public announcement to the company's employees states that due to unexpected findings underneath the recently demolished orphanage, all access and information to areas outside the original project's scope should be restricted.

The final book in the original pile "About the orphanage", reads about Steven's orphanage and the bizarre findings found underneath it like the remains of Zack Ryder and an ancient altar. The TIP is named "The briefing": >A boss calls "Alpha" to inform him that they found what he was looking for, and needs him to "contain" it.

With the information from the previous book, Leon can now read about the mafia involved with the president. With zealously Leon grabs the final book "About the Shimano Family", telling of the funding of the Shimano family, its size and network, and Leon is horrified at the evilness of Shimano and his desire of baldness. The final of the TIPS "A business meeting": >The Bogdanoffs ask Shimano not to take out the nuisance that has been Deid Mann, as they'll wait until his term ends and he's off the spotlight

With that, Leon read every book presented before him... the first section of many, but as reward, he'll get the info on Ada he so desired, "About Ada":"Her last known job was as a hostess at 'Chuck's Fuck & Suck'. However, in her last night at that job..."With that, Rika and the cookie vow to return to watching over the kakeras... although they really like this one.

Leon wakes up in his bed. Was it a dream, or more than that? It doesn't matter, he knows Ada was kidnapped, he calls Fred and prepares to leave...

Episode 13

Ready to rescue Ada, Leon and Fred arrive at a dungeon (presumably under Hazz Tower), but other than a china-like smell, the place is empty, other than the Mercenary of Darkness, Mr. Death himself guarding a cell. Leon tries to show his moves to Ada, but the Umbrella Badass is simply too powerful. Luckily, his contract expires just in time for Leon to be okay, but while he was distracted, Ada escaped leaving behind only a note that Fred found:"Thank yoo for heruping me, Reon! By distracting that man guarding me, I managed to get away! He was quite a HUNK of a man, though... What a waste! I must reave to Coorsvirre Hirrs now, though! It's the onry way I can protect my homerand! Otherwise, that man... He's about to starutto war with them! If he redeems the nucrear carudo, it wirr be over! Be seeing you, Reon."Without delay, the two leave to save china and it's great karaoke culture from Hazz.

Season 7
With no other option to get apple juice, Leon walks into The Final Rumble after it's recent grand reopening. On his way there, a familiar man meets him in a corridor, and has one simple request... to FUCK HIS SISTER.

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Chris tries to throw down the Locker Room's door as Leon hides hopelessly trying to run away from Chris once more. However, Dutch appears and offers a... "mutually beneficial business relationship" to Leon in exchenge for getting him out of here. Leon begrudgingly accepts being choiceless and hides in The Vents while Dutch tells Chris Leon is nowhere close.

Episode 2

Somehow gets lost in the vents and when finally emerges, finds himself in the town of Hinamizawa. While looking around, the place darkens out and a booming voice confronts him, after ominous words he is confronted by someone resembling a photographer called "Tomitaker".

Episode 3

Waking up in the vents after that weird dream, Leon realises it couldn't have been just a dream, and decides to take a different route in the vents. He awakens in an island called "Rokkenjima" and meets a strangely christmas-dressed Ushiromiya Kinzo. He states he is gonna delivers presents, but after Leon runs away with a box of apple juice, calls "Rudolph" to stop him.

Episode 4

After awakening back in the vents after jumping in from last time, Leon just wants to finally return home to Fred and even Chris, and keeps exploring the vents. He finds himself in a dark, deserted school. After exploring for a while, he hears someone following him, and lamention not bringing his Red9, the creepy voice speaks about "assisting" him before everything goes black.

Leon awakens back home with Fred welcoming him and offering him apple juice. Leon, noticing Fred is acting uncharacteristically like himself, confronts the stranger before him, who reveals his true form and attacks.

Episode 5

Leon suddenly he found himself back in the Las Plagas incident, but, was it the real Krauser he fought...?

Episode 6

Finding himself in a strange asian looking room, he calls our for Ada, but a strange swordsman reminiscent of Raiden blocks him.

Episode 7

After beating the samurai and finding out there was no Ada, he returns to the vents. Leon reaches a shiny place and finally meets with familiar faces: Hagakure and Saihara. Saihara convinces him to come with him, but as Hagakure explains, they have to defeat an adversary spirit to gain Jah's blessing and leave.

Episode 8

Hagakure comes back with the "Mystery Masters" Manny Pardo and Adachi Tohru for them to fight as part of their training.

Feats

 * Successfully shat himself in a hospital bed
 * Ran over our dear Aniki in a car while drunk.
 * Fought Therapist in a great match for the FREEDOM to drink and do it all over again. Fuck Yeah America.

Trivia

 * Believed to have drank so much alcohol, his own blood creates it now, so he is physically unable to not be drunk, explaining why he always walks into the stage like a moron.
 * Has an Ada tattoo on his back despite never getting to even score with her.