La Creatura

The average American poster on /pol/

El Americano
At some point, some american DNA got so mixed that a dew extremely mutted individuals slowly started going insane and mutated into eldritch, infectious creatures, known as La Creatura. They were contained and banished to a place now known as La Tierra Prohibida, some say every few moons, one manages to escape and wreak havoc. Now, one being known as "The Legendary Warrior" of the Creatura has stood up for it's people and will fight tooth and nail for it's "people" to be freed and get the respect it deserves, and this individual has come to TFR seeking to fight for the pride of his race, however mutated monstrous it may be.

Off-Season 2
One of the Goblinas that made it's way to Cope Island uses it's wicked biology to infect OP with the "La Creatura Fever", a form of illness that forces males to impregnate Las Creaturas, a mechanism they use to keep muttening their genes even more and produce more of their ever-wicked offsprings.

Season 3 - Cope Island Intermission
In a different timeline, Armstrong sacrifices itself getting along with La Creatura, saving OP but dooming his impeccable american genes.

Feats

 * HE'S THE MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPION HOLY SHIT

Trivia

 * The Creatura will take over the world
 * Once you start feeling the symptoms, once you have an irresistible desire to shart, and enjoy it, it's too late.