Zoomer

The Millennial
The very personification of the average kid of the 21st century. Likes to play (or mostly watch streamers play) Fortnite and flossing on them boomers.

Season 1
After his dad dragged him here to watch this gay fucking sport and he joined some team, Zoomer joined the opposite just to dab on him.

Episode 1

Even in his first appearance, a massive fucking jobber, would lose everything near instantly and thus sat at the very bottom of the tier lists ever since he got listed.

Episode 2

Somehow he drew the anger of a B.O.W. and was attacked by it, and managed to not only survive but defeat and dab on it. How...?

He decided this wrestling thing was mad gay anyway and went on to watch his streamers.

Season 2
Zoomer comes back because since his dad got so much into wrestling, he has nobody to cook tendies for him, and now he's mad.

Episode 4

Deciding he wanted some more action, he challenged a big guy for him and HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS. Also started the match with DMC music. Is he the third son of sparda...?

Episode 6

Unlucky for him, he made said big guy so mad he got him in a rematch and moped the floor with him.

Episode 8

Against some legendary witcher dude, he defeated the fucking guy in 25 SECONDS.

Episode 9

And he couldn't last much longer in the rematch either! How is Zoomer so strong now...?

Episode 10

Revealed to have become suddenly a fucking beast due to a Bogdanbot glass of soylent. Which probably gave him his DMC powers.

ZOOMERS NEVER CRY

Episode 11

His attitude drew the ire of a certain elemental of rage that was looming near. HE WAS FUCKING BRUTALIZED.

Season 3
Zoomer continues trying to prove his previous wins weren't flukes, even when his Bogjuice ran out some time ago. Needless to say, he's not nearly as strong now as he thinks he is.

Episode 6

To prove this, he insults the character of that shitty game boomers like. Things didn't turn out well for him.

Possibly died while trying to go to Area 51 or after his last match.

Season 5
After a long stay in the hospital and being considered dead, he has been revived by an Area 51 artifact recovered by a fellow zoomer, and regained his desire to prove wrestling is shit by being good at it.

Episode 1

Gets a chance at the KoJ belt but loses to some robot augmented dude. That's not fair, his dad won't let him upgrade his body!

Episode 11

Has a rematch with the witcher dude he beat a long time ago and gets defeated this time. However, they try to be on good terms now.

Season 6
Zoomer returns to the ring after recently having a birthday party where all his jobber bros showed up, even "Gerry" showed up now that bond between wrestlers is growing thanks to the Order of the Locker Room, and they became friends.

Episode 1

Zoomer is happy that Gerry showed up to his birthday, and roots for him in his next match to "dab on them".

Shows up for the rumble for 5th Master of the Locker Room.

Episode 4

Plays Fortnite with Gerry.

Presumably escaped with Delta before Rumble-17 began. Episode 5

12 years in the future after The Disaster, Zoomer hangs around The Final Resistance HQ and has given up on Fortnite for Apex Legends. When Suou Tatsuya and his friends are re-introduced to him, he he explains the kid being taken care by Gerry is his son, Jonesy. His dad wanted to name him "Alphoomer", but he named him after his hero instead, which made Boomer angry and he left.

Episode 6

Gerry remembers about that time he was almost champion but punched "something" in the dick and how management made sure to book him in a "special" way from then on. Zoomer asks Gerry to be his manager today since Jonesy will stay with Claire for tonight.

Episode 8

As Rance is being smug about his victory, Zoomer comes to congratulate Rance. Gerry wonders where Jonesy is, which has Zoomer bullying him as Gerry claims that "that little guy is important to me".

Episode 10
Zoomer participates in the Christmas Party since Geralt is taking care of Jonesy.

Suddenly, when members of The Troubleshooters receive a "Kill-on-Sight" for all resistance members, Zoomer suddenly starts acting weird, mentioning "Bogda-something" and pushing around Ngubu in the bathroom. When Balthios James shows up to arrest him and stop Adam Jensen's madness, Zoomer suddenly snaps and says " Ni*ERs ". This sends both of them into a rampage, but Geralt shows up to save him.

After the fight, he tried to calm Zoomer down and mentions Jonesy, and upon remembering his son he snaps out of it. They hide until they can find an exit so Gerry can take Zoomer to the hospital.

Episode 11

Ingurland and a few other members of the resistance regroup in an Angel Mort while they wait for things to calm down.

Episode 12

Geralt and Zoomer are back with the resistance (and zoomer got a cleansing of bogdanbots).

Participates on the rumble to become a contender to lead The Final Resistance.

Episode 13

The resistance makes their way to Coolsville.

Episode 14

Arriving to Coolsville Arena, Geralt asks Zoomer about Jonesy, as he thinks it's too dangerous and left him in someone else's care.

The J.O.B Squad are booked against teams from the other 2 factions for the titles.

Episode 16

The Resistance moves inside the Cosmic Egg.

Episode 17
Noticing HUNK far away, Zoomer, Gerry and Rance decide to ambush him.

After a difficult battle for the jobbers, they manage to defeat him, but just then... The Three Kings send THREE more HUNKs. In a disadvantage, Narushima Koga comes from his match and joins them against the four warriors of god.

When they are about to be defeated by them, Bevi shows up to make the situation worse. But, instead, he reveals to Koga he was his brother all along, Narushima Shikishima, and tells them to take Koga away. As they go, Bevi uses the full extent of his power to self-destruct himself along with the four HUNKs.

At the end of Suou Tatsuya's struggle, Rance is happy he'll have his hair again in the new universe, and Gerry think about Jonesy not being born yet, but Zoomer is sure they'll meet him again, they just have to wait a few years. Geralt wishes his marriage to go well this time around...



Season 0
The new generation, who doesn't care much about things unless it's behind an ironic facade.

Episode 4

He teams up with one of his zoomer friends (and another one who doesn't show up).

Episode 12

Participates in the Beat The Clock challenge and is the loser of the slowest match. As pity, he gets to compete for the King of Jobbers championship against the winners. Afterwards, leaves for his part-time job...

As Kiryu Kazuma moves within the docks past Ooishi Kuraudo and Dante as Suou Katsuya and Vergil have their own scores to settle with them, and almost reaches the room with the documents that will reveal the truth, he is ambushed by the most feared keyboard-wielding assassin of powerful and old yakuza: Zoomer. Kiryu manages to knock him out with a rush kick, and stands a step before the knowledge of the one that caused all this, that took the life of Kariya, and after that he'll only have Evolution left. Zoomer receives a call from "Boss" and Kiryu decides to answer and know who was the one who would be powerful enough to hire a legendary assassin such as him... and to his horror, it was... a badass voice.

Episode 14

Meanwhile, having learned of Hazz Maticus' true intentions, Leon Kennedy and Fred Jones inform Kiryu's friends and along The Cagist, Date Kaname and Suou Katsuya arrive to the top of Coolsville Hills in an helicopter, just after Hazz is done explaining how he hid his past in his son, artificially aged himself, and faked his own death. Before Hazz can end Kiryu, Leon and Fred drop down and confront him, as Kiryu is taken away in the helicopter. Hazz's presidential guard of 4 S.W.A.T. Members challenges them, but, they are mowed down by the paranormal patrol, and at last Hazz fights them directly with the S.W.A.T. Captain. Despite all this power, his plan, his gun, and his complex old age, Hazz couldn't stop Leon and Fred from ending his reign and saving China, not only because they had apple juice and a dilapidated van, but comrades by their side; Kiryu Kazuma... Suou Katsuya... Date Kaname... Shoji Shingo... Majima Goro and his brother... Warden Osborne... Officer Joe... Osama bin Laden... Kasai Tatsuyoshi... Van Darkholme... The Cagist... Hanyuu... Extra... Vergil... Dante... HUNK... Zagreus... Ryback, Chris Masters, Sheamus... Narihisago Akihito... Zoomer... Tomitake Jirou... Hassan and Kojima... Chuck... and Gregory Edgeworth... all irreplaceable people whose bonds have carried them to defeat him.

Season 7
A young kid with ambition to become #1 Battle Royale winner irl.

Lately has gone missing...

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Despite Zoomer's disappearance, someone called Waterboy appears at Bogdanoff Championship Wrestling and fights a very slow opponent. But gets a few bones broken.

Episode 5

After recovering in the hospital for some reason, Zoomer returns to join his dad at The Final Rumble.

His dad convinces Central to let him fight his hero Jonesy.

Episode 6

After feeling invincible from pinning Jonesy, he accepts to take on Armstrong. ZOOMERED.

Feats

 * HOLY SHIT HE PINNED GERALT IN 25 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS INTO THE MATCH
 * AND DID IT AGAIN
 * AND GERALT TOOK REVENGE
 * BUT NOW THEY ARE BROS

Trivia

 * Started the match against Bane with the DMC theme and kicked Bane's ass HARD, gave mercy to him by deliberately getting DQd


 * Zoomer consumed a bottle of Soylent infected with bogdanbot juice, and gained DMC powers including a DMC theme.


 * May have not gone to Area 51 because Doomguy fucking manhandled him.