Reverse Flash

"IT WAS ME BARRY, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

- IT WAS HIM

Reverse Flash is a villain in DC Comics. But fuck DC. What're they gonna do, wank off Batman some more? Fuck that gay shit, he's here to wrestle.

Negative Speed Force
Eobard Thawne was a genetically modified child from the future of the 25th century descendant of The Flash 's brother. He was antisocial (Read: Autism) and his parents sent him to psychological aid sessions. The only thing he liked in this world was The Flash and he decided to study the Speedforce in the Flash Museum. However, he was denied entrance thanks to his study times being reduced by the social bonding sessions, so he decided to study it on his own illegaly, and was found out by ay his brother Robern, now a member of the Science police. However, a future version of Eobard traveled to the past and prevented him from being born, this change allowed him to spend enough time studying to be allowed to study Speedforce, and again a future version of him killed a researcher that was surpassing him. He eventually became Professor of the museum, and earned the nickname "Professor Zoom", but his research didn't bear fruition and his parents became concerned about him spending years in the museum finding nothing, so their instigation to investigate made it close, which Eobard, of course, undid by going back in time and killing his parents. Most notably, after a reporter called Rose didn't want to be with him, he went in time to kill her fiancee and every man she ever loved, and afterwards she still didn't love him, so he went back in time and "traumatized"(Read: rape) her as a child, leaving her not only mute from the trauma but thrown in the loony bin. Eventually he found Flash's Cosmic Treadmill (yes this is actually a thing) that allowed him to gain his power after years of research and to travel in time to meet his hero. He miscalculated and traveled to after Flash's death, where he discovered that Wally West was the new flash and that Professor Zoom was The Flash's greatest enemy, this drove him into madness and made him believe he was actually The Flash, so he dressed up as him and went to Wally's house and pretended to be the flash for a while, but eventually was discovered and returned to his time before using the treadmill. However, this didn't leave him at all without memories of his travel; for not even timeline changing could erase his deep hatred he now beared for the flash. He decided to become a criminal and become everything that The Flash wasn't, he eventually regained his power with science and traveled to Barry Allen, the present Flash's current time and made a lot of hijinks and shenanigans to annoy him. Eventually he tried to steal Flash's wife, and unsuccessful, he fucking killed her by vibrating his hand into her brain, fuckin metal(but it's ok cause her real fathers from the superfuture used SCIENCE and TECHNOLOGY to steal her soul before she died and put her body of a perfect copy of her they had laying around). Eventually Professor Zoom returned to kill Flash's second wife, Fiona Webb, but moments before he reach her, a desperate Flash clotheslines Zoom, breaking his neck and severing his head from the sudden stop to his super-speed.

Eventually, he was "revived" by the Black Lanterns Corps and renamed as the "Black Flash", but eventually he was vivified by the White Lantern Corps and left to "return home" to his time. Eventually, he researched how Flash died, and sought to change it, he created the Negative Speed Force, which allowed him to run back in time, which he used to: push young Barry down the stairs, burn down his childhood home, hit his dog with a car, and murdered his mother. The creation of the Negative Speed Force was now an even greater success than he anticipated, as it caused Flash to become the Death Flash(yes, death flash is a thing that exists since since normal death is too slow for Speedforce users) and kill those who touched, who prompted Barry Allen to merge with the Speedforce himself to avoid further death. Zoom eventually pulled Barry away from it to reveal he did everything bad to him, and as he and Kid Flash chase Zoom, he accidentally causes the lightning bolt that gave him his powers, and Zoom is eventually put into prison. When he is freed, he takes his crippled, future successor to the future and begins to plan his revenge. He finds Flash and after a short scuffle, both speed to the time where Zoom was going to kill Barry's mother, which Flash stops, and caused the whole timeline to be compromised. Flash awakens to a nightmarish world where his father is dead instead, Superman is prisoner of a secret government project, Aquaman and Wonder Woman's societies are at a war with each other that is devastating the world, Bruce Wayne was killed instead of his parents which caused his father to become a ruthless assassin Batman and his mother to become Harlequin-known as the female joker, and the only good thing is that his mother is still alive. This was all planned by Zoom for one reason: this would turn him into a living paradox which would allow him to kill Flash, however before he could he was stabbed by Batman. Flash eventually goes back to fix the timeline, which instead causes the two to merge into a different one known as Prime Earth.

And then Mr. Blue Dong from Watchmen fucking killed him.

Season 3
As young Barry Allen was watching his favorite wrestling show, a guy with a yellow suit appeared and effortlessly ruined the match that he had so much anticipated.

"'IT WAS ME BARRY, I RUINED YOUR TFR MATCH, ME!'"

Feats

 * Crashed the TF2 economy
 * IT WAS HIM